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blainethegaypirate blainethegaypirate blainethegaypirate THERE IS A NAKED ASIAN MAN IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE walT HE'S WEARING CLOTHES MY BAD WHO WEARS A TAN JOGGING SUIT

blainethegaypirate blainethegaypirate blainethegaypirate THERE IS A NAKED ASIAN MAN IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE walT HE'S WEARING CLOTHES MY BAD WHO WEARS A TAN JOGGING SUIT

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Sailor Viking

ofools So I decided my new life goal is to become a magical girl viking Because I love metal. I love metal so much. It's the music that calms me down the most and I f------ love metal heads. Everything about it is great. I just also wish I could be super f------ cute while also being a metal head. I mean l do it anyway but imagine if I could do it BETTER. LIKE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS! Be super brutal and badass but also super femme and adorable!! I want to chug beer and smash it then explode into rainbow sparkles and bows and get a cute little outfit with a little skirt and a fur cloak and take my sparkly weapon and go cut off the head of a dragon and write it's name on my face in it's own blood and drink some more and giggle adorably and have a talking pet that instructs me and my comrades about our magical powers. That's what I want out of my life Also I might have to draw more of these and by might I MEAN F------ YES I'm glad I decided to refresh tumblr one more time before going to bed IN THE NAME OF THOR ODINSON I WILL PUNISH YOU Hahahahahahaha! Genius! omg omg omg fools LOOK LOOK fools LOOK AT HIST FOOLS ah yes my time has come 23,237 notes

ofools So I decided my new life goal is to become a magical girl viking Because I love metal. I love metal so much. It's the music that calms me down the most and I f------ love metal heads. Everything about it is great. I just also wish I could be super f------ cute while also being a metal head. I mean l do it anyway but imagine if I could do it BETTER. LIKE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS! Be super brutal and badass but also super femme and adorable!! I want to chug beer and smash it then explode into rainbow sparkles and bows and get a cute little outfit with a little skirt and a fur cloak and take my sparkly weapon and go cut off the head of a dragon and write it's name on my face in it's own blood and drink some more and giggle adorably and have a talking pet that instructs me and my comrades about our magical powers. That's what I want out of my life Also I might have to draw more of these and by might I MEAN F------ YES I'm glad I decided to refresh tumblr one more time before going to bed IN THE NAME OF THOR ODINSON I WILL PUNISH YOU Hahahahahahaha! Genius! omg omg omg fools LOOK LOOK fools LOOK AT HIST FOOLS ah yes my time has come 23,237 notes

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Birthday Cards Against Humanity

WHAT THE HELL ..have you been up to? Not much new on my end.) HERE'S TO A WOMAN HATES BIRTHDAY to forget on her birthday. (Especially me.) Happy Birthday EVERYONE HAPPY ...older TO A GUY WHO NEVER Keep up the good work. YOU SUCK ...at aging Can't you at least try to look older? Happy Birthday, Anyway NO ...'d ever change a thing about you. You're the best! WAY otatobastard ikoimotherfucke Some people just to do birthday cards. against humanity make birthday cards against humanity 193,585 notes

WHAT THE HELL ..have you been up to? Not much new on my end.) HERE'S TO A WOMAN HATES BIRTHDAY to forget on her birthday. (Especially me.) Happy Birthday EVERYONE HAPPY ...older TO A GUY WHO NEVER Keep up the good work. YOU SUCK ...at aging Can't you at least try to look older? Happy Birthday, Anyway NO ...'d ever change a thing about you. You're the best! WAY otatobastard ikoimotherfucke Some people just to do birthday cards. against humanity make birthday cards against humanity 193,585 notes

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Senior Prom vs Laser Tag

$Senior Prom Vs. Laser Tag Prom Laser tag Can I wear a pretty dress? It is expected of you. Why the hell not? Who says you can't laser tag in a ball gown Are people going to Yes. Lots of them. Most of whomI Unlikely. If they do, shoot touch me? hate. them Yes. That's the point of prom. Maybe some. Just shoot them Forced social interaction with my peers? Approximate cost: S100-S300 25S Will I feel the need to Yes. Yes I l shower away my shame and rage at the end of the night? No. I must bathe only to wash away the blood of thine enemies. Can I pretend to be No. I will feel mor ike Save Leia Hel yeah, I can. I must avenge Princess Leia defending with Jabba the Hutt. Gross people my home planet of Alderaan. the republic? touching me. Will my ears be So violated that my ears could file No. Only the sweet sound of violated by the sound of charges. terrible music? phasers. veritasfracta Prom vs Laser Tag 120,583 notes$

$Senior Prom Vs. Laser Tag Prom Laser tag Can I wear a pretty dress? It is expected of you. Why the hell not? Who says you can't laser tag in a ball gown Are people going to Yes. Lots of them. Most of whomI Unlikely. If they do, shoot touch me? hate. them Yes. That's the point of prom. Maybe some. Just shoot them Forced social interaction with my peers? Approximate cost: S100-S300 25S Will I feel the need to Yes. Yes I l shower away my shame and rage at the end of the night? No. I must bathe only to wash away the blood of thine enemies. Can I pretend to be No. I will feel mor ike Save Leia Hel yeah, I can. I must avenge Princess Leia defending with Jabba the Hutt. Gross people my home planet of Alderaan. the republic? touching me. Will my ears be So violated that my ears could file No. Only the sweet sound of violated by the sound of charges. terrible music? phasers. veritasfracta Prom vs Laser Tag 120,583 notes$

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Frederick's n------ broke. nintendo-64: blue-eyed-cow: that's unfortunate haha ho hip s Frederick

Frederick's n------ broke. nintendo-64: blue-eyed-cow: that's unfortunate haha ho hip s Frederick

Sums up our generation gaygermans awkward-sunpaint fl-orida This is the realest photo I've ever laid my young eyes on. And the second photo is the realest depiction of our generation's sense of humor

Sums up our generation gaygermans awkward-sunpaint fl-orida This is the realest photo I've ever laid my young eyes on. And the second photo is the realest depiction of our generation's sense of humor

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Number Fight

darrencrisscrosschrist ohyouphancy ohyouphancy it is okay to like 11 better than 10 it is okay to like 11 better than 10 it is okay to like 11 better than 10 IT IS OKAY TO LIKE 11 BETTER THAN 10 o it is okay to like 11 better than 10 1. it is okay to like 11 better than 10 IT IS MOTHER F------ OKAY TO LIKE 11 BETTER THAN 10 Is it okay to like 9 better than 10? OF F------ COURSE For someone not in the fandom it just seems like we're really emotional about numbers 54,089 notes

darrencrisscrosschrist ohyouphancy ohyouphancy it is okay to like 11 better than 10 it is okay to like 11 better than 10 it is okay to like 11 better than 10 IT IS OKAY TO LIKE 11 BETTER THAN 10 o it is okay to like 11 better than 10 1. it is okay to like 11 better than 10 IT IS MOTHER F------ OKAY TO LIKE 11 BETTER THAN 10 Is it okay to like 9 better than 10? OF F------ COURSE For someone not in the fandom it just seems like we're really emotional about numbers 54,089 notes

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Oedipus

splantamello beeswarm17 karkat-san karkat-san Why was Oedipus against profanity? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth. I'm getting really tired of these m------------ jokes. wait 213,734 notes

splantamello beeswarm17 karkat-san karkat-san Why was Oedipus against profanity? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth. I'm getting really tired of these m------------ jokes. wait 213,734 notes

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U.S.S. Beatbox

asidewalksymphony lamapalooza this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING # and this is your captain beatboxing #DV zk pv pv zk pv zk kzZk pv pv pv zk DV zkzk pzk pzk pVzkpkzypVZK kkkkkk bsch'#-lim kirk probably #muffled sounds of intense vulcan exasperation [louder and more aggressive sounds of intense southern doctoral exasperation] 60,083 notes

asidewalksymphony lamapalooza this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING # and this is your captain beatboxing #DV zk pv pv zk pv zk kzZk pv pv pv zk DV zkzk pzk pzk pVzkpkzypVZK kkkkkk bsch'#-lim kirk probably #muffled sounds of intense vulcan exasperation [louder and more aggressive sounds of intense southern doctoral exasperation] 60,083 notes

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bewbin bloopin this could be us but u playin but arent they playin? #gdi 5,413 notes

bewbin bloopin this could be us but u playin but arent they playin? #gdi 5,413 notes

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People against same sex marriage say it will tear the social fabric of society Do you really think gay people would do anything to harm fabric? corncobb4-1d: I saw this an I died laughing

People against same sex marriage say it will tear the social fabric of society Do you really think gay people would do anything to harm fabric? corncobb4-1d: I saw this an I died laughing

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destiel-is-superwholocked: artseke Hey look a seahorse I just laughed so hard about this you don't understand

destiel-is-superwholocked: artseke Hey look a seahorse I just laughed so hard about this you don't understand

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How long until Tumblr starts defending women who cheat by saying that itsa new sexuality "Hey, I'm multisexual and if you tell me not to cheat on my spouse you are oppressing me!!1!"

How long until Tumblr starts defending women who cheat by saying that itsa new sexuality "Hey, I'm multisexual and if you tell me not to cheat on my spouse you are oppressing me!!1!"

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The Year of Luigi Nintendo Miyamoto ShigeruMiyamoto hours ago Developers Room Almost a year has passed since l announced the Year of Luigi, marking the 30th anniversary of Luigi's debut. Thanks to everyone's kind support, we were able to release many Luigi games over the course of the year. I hope everyone continues to cheer for the green brother! However, all good things must come to an end, and the Year of Luigi will conclude on March 18. siailyph: no.. NO La

The Year of Luigi Nintendo Miyamoto ShigeruMiyamoto hours ago Developers Room Almost a year has passed since l announced the Year of Luigi, marking the 30th anniversary of Luigi's debut. Thanks to everyone's kind support, we were able to release many Luigi games over the course of the year. I hope everyone continues to cheer for the green brother! However, all good things must come to an end, and the Year of Luigi will conclude on March 18. siailyph: no.. NO La

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im ugly beautiful #gorgeous #c ute pretty #hot #sexy are you sure? 7

im ugly beautiful #gorgeous #c ute pretty #hot #sexy are you sure? 7

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If you r--- someone, it doesn't matter that you're only 16 If you r--- someone, it doesn't matter that you cry like a child in court. If you r--- someone, it doesn't matter that you had a promising future if you r--- someone, it doesn't matter that your life is destroyed If you r--- someone, it should haunt you for the rest of your life You r---- someone You deserve every ounce of justice we can place upon you in court of law

If you r--- someone, it doesn't matter that you're only 16 If you r--- someone, it doesn't matter that you cry like a child in court. If you r--- someone, it doesn't matter that you had a promising future if you r--- someone, it doesn't matter that your life is destroyed If you r--- someone, it should haunt you for the rest of your life You r---- someone You deserve every ounce of justice we can place upon you in court of law

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zombieinmybut wizcoylifa what if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get p----- when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns how high are you

zombieinmybut wizcoylifa what if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get p----- when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns how high are you

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crystalmeth: 121 notes reply you're asian? i'm unfollowing you bye bye Anonymous cool no more manicures for you Posted at Fotoz Up.com

crystalmeth: 121 notes reply you're asian? i'm unfollowing you bye bye Anonymous cool no more manicures for you Posted at Fotoz Up.com

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everettcriss: 2011-06-04 15:14 How do you makes your GIFs? Anonymous FAQ Ask everettcriss a question 2011-06-04 15:32 FAQ YOU TOO Anonymous wait what the FAQ = frequentlyaskedquestions Ask everettcriss a question

everettcriss: 2011-06-04 15:14 How do you makes your GIFs? Anonymous FAQ Ask everettcriss a question 2011-06-04 15:32 FAQ YOU TOO Anonymous wait what the FAQ = frequentlyaskedquestions Ask everettcriss a question

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darling 2011-10-29 22 32 wat are you wearing? Anonymous oh you know the usual

darling 2011-10-29 22 32 wat are you wearing? Anonymous oh you know the usual

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