Tumblr - Images

Sorted By:

Didn't The Sun say stuff like this many times before

The Sun 6 hrs e Make the most of Christmas, it could be your last. The world is going to end in August 2017' www.thesun.co.uk fkatwigs thank god hacksign that's too far away can we move this date up sooner

The Sun 6 hrs e Make the most of Christmas, it could be your last. The world is going to end in August 2017' www.thesun.co.uk fkatwigs thank god hacksign that's too far away can we move this date up sooner

the sun news tabloids tumblr the end of the world

but, Harambe

the-real-ted-Cruz Follow the-real-ted-cruz Can we please stop acting like all women are these infallible goddesses and al men are barbaric animals harambe-for-real-justice ted cruz... oh ted cruz... sometimes i hope you end up in heaven like me so you can catch these hands in the afterlife the-real-ted-cruz ie You want to hold my hand? "blushes wow, harambe, I didn't know you felt this way about me harambe-for-real-justice too bad youre going to hell the-real-ted-cruz But- harambe. You said we'd be together forever. Remember those nights full of passion back on the zoo? We'd talk about our hopes, our dreams, and then make love until the sun came up? Don't you remember, harambe? harambe-for-real-justice Source: the-real-ted-cruz 593 notes

the-real-ted-Cruz Follow the-real-ted-cruz Can we please stop acting like all women are these infallible goddesses and al men are barbaric animals harambe-for-real-justice ted cruz... oh ted cruz... sometimes i hope you end up in heaven like me so you can catch these hands in the afterlife the-real-ted-cruz ie You want to hold my hand? "blushes wow, harambe, I didn't know you felt this way about me harambe-for-real-justice too bad youre going to hell the-real-ted-cruz But- harambe. You said we'd be together forever. Remember those nights full of passion back on the zoo? We'd talk about our hopes, our dreams, and then make love until the sun came up? Don't you remember, harambe? harambe-for-real-justice Source: the-real-ted-cruz 593 notes

harambe harambe the gorilla ted cruz

" How to devalue a word "by Tumblr

of the many s----- things tumblr does, probably the worst is the way people on tumblr devalue language originally it didn't matter because it was just made-up terms like fedora and dudebro but the new word people are throwing around is 'p-------- and it's like you stupid assholes, you f------ blithering morons, that's an important word, you f----. We need that word. It is a crucial word to immediately and forcefully communicate that someone is a danger to children but because it's such a harsh, powerful word idiots on tumblr took to throwing it at people for having Bad Cartoon Opinions or just personal distaste and as a result it's now devalued and that's the f------ worst. I can't believe any accusation of p--------- anymore cause there's no way to know if whatever d------ slinging it around actually means 'p--------' or means 'THIS PERSON DISAGREES WITH ME ABOUT LAPIDOT REEEEEEE

of the many s----- things tumblr does, probably the worst is the way people on tumblr devalue language originally it didn't matter because it was just made-up terms like fedora and dudebro but the new word people are throwing around is 'p-------- and it's like you stupid assholes, you f------ blithering morons, that's an important word, you f----. We need that word. It is a crucial word to immediately and forcefully communicate that someone is a danger to children but because it's such a harsh, powerful word idiots on tumblr took to throwing it at people for having Bad Cartoon Opinions or just personal distaste and as a result it's now devalued and that's the f------ worst. I can't believe any accusation of p--------- anymore cause there's no way to know if whatever d------ slinging it around actually means 'p--------' or means 'THIS PERSON DISAGREES WITH ME ABOUT LAPIDOT REEEEEEE

tumblr cartoon opinions words

Or you could just post it on here

jackthevulture When u see a post that pisses u off but instead of contributing to meaningless discourse u screenshot it and send it 2 ur friends so u can bee p----- together and validate ur anger

jackthevulture When u see a post that pisses u off but instead of contributing to meaningless discourse u screenshot it and send it 2 ur friends so u can bee p----- together and validate ur anger

tumblr bad post discourse

Jehovah's Fitness

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy The two Jehovah's Witnesses that always come to my door are alarmingly buff. Like, muscles- straining-through-their-white-dress-shirts buff. don't even have a joke to make about this, guys. l just feel like you should know that I am plagued by these righteously jacked proselytizers and that, for whatever reason, I'm constantly running into them at the grocery store and they always ask me how my cat is doing. It's really somethin! gnathix they must do jehovahs fitness a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy F---. HOW DID I MISS THAT.

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy The two Jehovah's Witnesses that always come to my door are alarmingly buff. Like, muscles- straining-through-their-white-dress-shirts buff. don't even have a joke to make about this, guys. l just feel like you should know that I am plagued by these righteously jacked proselytizers and that, for whatever reason, I'm constantly running into them at the grocery store and they always ask me how my cat is doing. It's really somethin! gnathix they must do jehovahs fitness a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy F---. HOW DID I MISS THAT.

tumblr jehovah's witness

thanks

bewbin whorville+ Source: nxte lvysaur: osamah: ysaur: i could use a good laugh haha thanks 134,815 notes

bewbin whorville+ Source: nxte lvysaur: osamah: ysaur: i could use a good laugh haha thanks 134,815 notes

laugh i could use a good laugh haha thanks

Check out my body

adangeroustacobeyonce vevo Source: officialfedex officialfedex i have the body of a 20 year old model t's in my fridge you wanna see it 146,668 notes

adangeroustacobeyonce vevo Source: officialfedex officialfedex i have the body of a 20 year old model t's in my fridge you wanna see it 146,668 notes

body 20 year old model fridge

The Hills Are Alive!

sarahsarahpearl Iesparklybrynja Source: reasonwhyilaugh givexnchy: twoheaded-grrrl: The hills are alive with the sound of punk rock

sarahsarahpearl Iesparklybrynja Source: reasonwhyilaugh givexnchy: twoheaded-grrrl: The hills are alive with the sound of punk rock

the hills are alive the sound of music punk rock rock on

Fill your heart with bees.

soderpops pizza Source: sirbombalot Fill our heart with bees,. f someone baksheart, then they have to deal with the bees. #1p 96,717 notes

soderpops pizza Source: sirbombalot Fill our heart with bees,. f someone baksheart, then they have to deal with the bees. #1p 96,717 notes

bees heart fill your heart break your heart the bees

Trans-dad puns.

theonlycasmanerobin...-accidently Source: dx11 shiny-furfrous: fauxmosexualtranstrender abatado: dx11: >be trans >have kids, become parent be transparent >steal from shops done it i can just imagine trans dads making awful dad jokes like "hey kids can you see me i'm transparent" trans dad jokes omfg 38,252 notes はー

theonlycasmanerobin...-accidently Source: dx11 shiny-furfrous: fauxmosexualtranstrender abatado: dx11: >be trans >have kids, become parent be transparent >steal from shops done it i can just imagine trans dads making awful dad jokes like "hey kids can you see me i'm transparent" trans dad jokes omfg 38,252 notes はー

trans kids parent transparent stealing dad jokes

What's The Difference?

adangeroustaco thefuuuucomics Source: muscleluvr2 muscleluvr2 tammy-k: muscleluvr2 name one f------ difference between wii sports tennis and real tennis you p------------ running? shut the f--- up i don't have to listen to this 142,666 notes はー

adangeroustaco thefuuuucomics Source: muscleluvr2 muscleluvr2 tammy-k: muscleluvr2 name one f------ difference between wii sports tennis and real tennis you p------------ running? shut the f--- up i don't have to listen to this 142,666 notes はー

difference wii sports tennis running

Just use Sims stories.

pizzajakemalik Source: crrocs caitluffs: applethefruit: how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn't get out of the poo andi swam for 10 hours then died 361,548 notes

pizzajakemalik Source: crrocs caitluffs: applethefruit: how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn't get out of the poo andi swam for 10 hours then died 361,548 notes

creative text posts nothing happens the sims swimming

Digital Artists

m-arci-a daily life of a digital artist: is that a not coloured spot or a stain on my monitor I didn't save for at least 2 hours god is real my playlist ended 1,5 h ago I've been drawing in silence this whole time "asdf11.png" already exists. Do you want to overwrite?" I resized this very part of a picture but now it looks too small so let's ctrl+z ohMYGOD IT'S SO BIG · . this idea seemed cooler yesterday at 3 am . I want to pee but right now I'm doing so well and if I go I will eavE THE ZONE · opacity 67% or 68% l cant decide well this pic looks nice //flips it horizontally"I I regret having eyes where the f--- is my pen

m-arci-a daily life of a digital artist: is that a not coloured spot or a stain on my monitor I didn't save for at least 2 hours god is real my playlist ended 1,5 h ago I've been drawing in silence this whole time "asdf11.png" already exists. Do you want to overwrite?" I resized this very part of a picture but now it looks too small so let's ctrl+z ohMYGOD IT'S SO BIG · . this idea seemed cooler yesterday at 3 am . I want to pee but right now I'm doing so well and if I go I will eavE THE ZONE · opacity 67% or 68% l cant decide well this pic looks nice //flips it horizontally"I I regret having eyes where the f--- is my pen

I feel like throwing up

Kool Aid Baked Chicken Wings (3 Photos) http://nwg.so/2asKIHy 5:39 everydayfixxx ohitsjustgreg I'm convinced that Jesus cancelled his second coming a while ago officialcrow watch these be fire tho

Kool Aid Baked Chicken Wings (3 Photos) http://nwg.so/2asKIHy 5:39 everydayfixxx ohitsjustgreg I'm convinced that Jesus cancelled his second coming a while ago officialcrow watch these be fire tho

tumblr chicken koolaid chicken wings

Medium Dick

i prefer guys who make small d--- jokes about themselves over guys who make big d--- jokes about themselves driad I got a medium d--- It can talk to ghosts princess-laya I nearly spat out my tea Source: nyx5

i prefer guys who make small d--- jokes about themselves over guys who make big d--- jokes about themselves driad I got a medium d--- It can talk to ghosts princess-laya I nearly spat out my tea Source: nyx5

It's not called a "Pride" of lions for nothing!

After studying the critical elements of Dow's business, guess what we're helping them save? bismuth 209.0 lithium 16.938 6.997 15.99; 16.00) sulphur 132.05; 32.08 14.00, 14.01 forman Dow accent sailoruranus thank u for saving bi lions spicy-vagina-tacos im so proud of the lions for coming out squided reblog if u support saving bi lions Source: sailoruranus-remade

After studying the critical elements of Dow's business, guess what we're helping them save? bismuth 209.0 lithium 16.938 6.997 15.99; 16.00) sulphur 132.05; 32.08 14.00, 14.01 forman Dow accent sailoruranus thank u for saving bi lions spicy-vagina-tacos im so proud of the lions for coming out squided reblog if u support saving bi lions Source: sailoruranus-remade

dow bi lions bisexual pride lgbt periodic table billions

Because God forbid people should actually make jokes about something like this just for the sake of it being a joke

connieboopgoop tumblr user: wow!!! this kids cartoon show had an episode where a male character kissed another male character and it was played off as a complete joke!! this show gave zero f---- about homophobia! another tumblr user: not only that! but the show also had an episode where a male character dressed up as a girl and it was played off as a big funny joke!! this show gave zero f---- about gender roles and the patriarchy! me, cowering in the corner: please stop

connieboopgoop tumblr user: wow!!! this kids cartoon show had an episode where a male character kissed another male character and it was played off as a complete joke!! this show gave zero f---- about homophobia! another tumblr user: not only that! but the show also had an episode where a male character dressed up as a girl and it was played off as a big funny joke!! this show gave zero f---- about gender roles and the patriarchy! me, cowering in the corner: please stop

tumblr homophobia genders jokes dresses kissing

In all honesty...it's a combination of both. Which sucks

What people think tumblr users are like: CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGECIS HET SCUM. Ugh. You're oppressing me and triggering my PTSD. What tumblr users are actually like: This website is s--- but look at this meme Source: dannythepolykin

What people think tumblr users are like: CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGECIS HET SCUM. Ugh. You're oppressing me and triggering my PTSD. What tumblr users are actually like: This website is s--- but look at this meme Source: dannythepolykin

tumblr memes sjws triggered

Chaotic Neutral (I'm guessing he stole that shit)

Nice Eric @ericsshadow ' Follow burglar gently waking me] you live like this? LIKES 11.392 14.638 01 AM-15 Jan 2016 thestirge So I heard this story second-hand, many years ago, but the gist was that a friend of a friend lived in what was generally considered a bad neighborhood, because he was a super poor college student and it was what he could afford. He didn't have any furniture, he just slept on a blanket on the floor and had a milk crate for a chair and like an old wire spool as a table. No TV, nothing in the fridge, no microwave, basically just bare walls and a roof to keep the weather off. So one day he comes home, and there's a man in his apartment, just standing there with this look of utter amazement and horror on his face, and he turns to the guy who's just entered and says, "This your place? 'cause l broke in to rob you, but s---, man, you ain't got nothin'. Wait here, I'm'a be right back." And the burglar left, leaving a puzzled college student alone in his empty apartment. But sure enough, the burglar came back a while later, and brought some friends, and they delivered a table, a couple of chairs, and a small TV. "l think I got you a bed, too but that might take a couple days." So, the poor college student made some friends. And he didn't ask where they got the stuff yellawunn omg hemorrhaging-knight chaotic good

Nice Eric @ericsshadow ' Follow burglar gently waking me] you live like this? LIKES 11.392 14.638 01 AM-15 Jan 2016 thestirge So I heard this story second-hand, many years ago, but the gist was that a friend of a friend lived in what was generally considered a bad neighborhood, because he was a super poor college student and it was what he could afford. He didn't have any furniture, he just slept on a blanket on the floor and had a milk crate for a chair and like an old wire spool as a table. No TV, nothing in the fridge, no microwave, basically just bare walls and a roof to keep the weather off. So one day he comes home, and there's a man in his apartment, just standing there with this look of utter amazement and horror on his face, and he turns to the guy who's just entered and says, "This your place? 'cause l broke in to rob you, but s---, man, you ain't got nothin'. Wait here, I'm'a be right back." And the burglar left, leaving a puzzled college student alone in his empty apartment. But sure enough, the burglar came back a while later, and brought some friends, and they delivered a table, a couple of chairs, and a small TV. "l think I got you a bed, too but that might take a couple days." So, the poor college student made some friends. And he didn't ask where they got the stuff yellawunn omg hemorrhaging-knight chaotic good

tumblr funny story

Staff being funny was the last thing I expected from 2016

tumblr funny college dorm bingo