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Mysterious Canadians

auckie Follow British guys will be like 'yeah im dobby from Kent and this is my mate Gog from upper kenswick' and American guys will be like 'I'm Rock Stiff from Tu and this is my buddy Brick Snuff from the eighth borough yknow ②' but then Canadian guys will just smile shyly and look away until you ask where they're from, to which they'll make you answer their delightful riddles three

auckie Follow British guys will be like 'yeah im dobby from Kent and this is my mate Gog from upper kenswick' and American guys will be like 'I'm Rock Stiff from Tu and this is my buddy Brick Snuff from the eighth borough yknow ②' but then Canadian guys will just smile shyly and look away until you ask where they're from, to which they'll make you answer their delightful riddles three

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Excuse me

anonymous asked call him jesus the way i make him bred and whine spacelazarwolf Follow 3d ago HELP 2,620 notes

anonymous asked call him jesus the way i make him bred and whine spacelazarwolf Follow 3d ago HELP 2,620 notes

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Luigi superiority

prokopetz The thing that's funny and relatable about Luigi isn't that he's a coward, it's that he's a coward with no sense of scale. He reacts to literally everything with exactly the same level of oh-gee-l-dunno apprehension, whether it's hearing a noise in a dark house at night, or coming face to face with a world-devouring horror. This is more or less the root of his self-esteem problems; he's the universe's second-greatest warrior and doesn't realise it because as far as he's concerned, being scared of a spider in the bathroom and being scared of Cthulhu are the same thing - he just totally lacks the necessary context to appreciate that managing to grit your teeth and deal with the second one is any sort of achievement. It's all spiders in the bathroom to him. He's equally terrified of everything, and that makes him invincible.

prokopetz The thing that's funny and relatable about Luigi isn't that he's a coward, it's that he's a coward with no sense of scale. He reacts to literally everything with exactly the same level of oh-gee-l-dunno apprehension, whether it's hearing a noise in a dark house at night, or coming face to face with a world-devouring horror. This is more or less the root of his self-esteem problems; he's the universe's second-greatest warrior and doesn't realise it because as far as he's concerned, being scared of a spider in the bathroom and being scared of Cthulhu are the same thing - he just totally lacks the necessary context to appreciate that managing to grit your teeth and deal with the second one is any sort of achievement. It's all spiders in the bathroom to him. He's equally terrified of everything, and that makes him invincible.

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The perfect ending

ronin Follow May 23, 2024 - 11:35 PM 1 month ago if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart #star wars 48,264 notes D

ronin Follow May 23, 2024 - 11:35 PM 1 month ago if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart #star wars 48,264 notes D

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Cruel

charlottan Follow 16h ago dos anyone want to play cars with me. spoipage Follow 16h ago charlottan 16h ago MY TOUYS

charlottan Follow 16h ago dos anyone want to play cars with me. spoipage Follow 16h ago charlottan 16h ago MY TOUYS

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This is too real

SWAG thest postcalligrapher Jun 10 Jun 10 a month ago the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings. amethystsoda 601 Follow Jun 11 i believe in summer fruits SUPREMACY ...

SWAG thest postcalligrapher Jun 10 Jun 10 a month ago the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings. amethystsoda 601 Follow Jun 11 i believe in summer fruits SUPREMACY ...

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The necklace debate

meladoodle: I was working at a kids birthday party and one of the little 5 year old girls noticed my necklace and said "I love your necklace!!" and another girl said "I love love love love your necklace!" and all the other girls started competing for who loved my necklace more by adding more "love" to their sentences and then one girl just said "its not that great"

meladoodle: I was working at a kids birthday party and one of the little 5 year old girls noticed my necklace and said "I love your necklace!!" and another girl said "I love love love love your necklace!" and all the other girls started competing for who loved my necklace more by adding more "love" to their sentences and then one girl just said "its not that great"

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The what

> 1 seasidesapphix Follow Jan 8 No worries! I'm out walking THE corpse } 8 90 2 3 45 67 LAI auto suggest bewilders me biglawbear Follow Jan 10 No worries! I'm out walking THE corpse 11 110,606 notes i "

> 1 seasidesapphix Follow Jan 8 No worries! I'm out walking THE corpse } 8 90 2 3 45 67 LAI auto suggest bewilders me biglawbear Follow Jan 10 No worries! I'm out walking THE corpse 11 110,606 notes i "

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So sweet...

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She's right

unclefather I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she's telling all the customers. that they are disgusting and they need to leave that-1 And she's right t-over-there Source: unclefather

unclefather I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she's telling all the customers. that they are disgusting and they need to leave that-1 And she's right t-over-there Source: unclefather

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This

eldestsistercomplex cringe culture is dead for the things i like AND bullying should be brought back for the things i dont like hope this helps

eldestsistercomplex cringe culture is dead for the things i like AND bullying should be brought back for the things i dont like hope this helps

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Some of the best movies

heatherwitch I think the reason I enjoy Ghibli so much is it romanticizes the little things. It makes me want to bake, study, clean the house, garden, and more while listening to happy music and occasionally picking. wildflowers and lying in the grass. It helps me find joy in day-to-day life and that's honestly sooo important for my mental health. umbylievable Hayao Miyazaki has said on numerous occasions that he wants children to know that even when the world seems harsh and life is hard, it is always still worth living, and there is always something beautiful in it. That mental health boost is intentional and Miyazaki wants you to believe that you should continue to live, even if just for those little things.

heatherwitch I think the reason I enjoy Ghibli so much is it romanticizes the little things. It makes me want to bake, study, clean the house, garden, and more while listening to happy music and occasionally picking. wildflowers and lying in the grass. It helps me find joy in day-to-day life and that's honestly sooo important for my mental health. umbylievable Hayao Miyazaki has said on numerous occasions that he wants children to know that even when the world seems harsh and life is hard, it is always still worth living, and there is always something beautiful in it. That mental health boost is intentional and Miyazaki wants you to believe that you should continue to live, even if just for those little things.

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Back in the day...

10h ago wingdingle Jul 13, 2014 601 Follow attention to all dashcon attendees someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag stay out of the ballpit wingdingle Jul 13, 2014 601 there are people who think this is a joke this is not a joke please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health recoiloperated 601 Follow 10h ago Happy 10th birthday to the ball pit p post.

10h ago wingdingle Jul 13, 2014 601 Follow attention to all dashcon attendees someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag stay out of the ballpit wingdingle Jul 13, 2014 601 there are people who think this is a joke this is not a joke please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health recoiloperated 601 Follow 10h ago Happy 10th birthday to the ball pit p post.

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That's all

catholicnun Someone please sum up what I need to know for chemistry and algebra 2 and French 1 and world history furr h2o, a2+ b2 = c2, oui oui baguette eiffel tower, obama

catholicnun Someone please sum up what I need to know for chemistry and algebra 2 and French 1 and world history furr h2o, a2+ b2 = c2, oui oui baguette eiffel tower, obama

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Russia...

yepperoni Follow WorldViews There is a lizard s satellite floating in space and Russia no longer has it under control f 6 More Lust in space. (EPA/Luong Thai Linh) At this very moment, a Russian satellite full of geckos -- (possibly) having s--is floating around in space -- and mission control has lost the ability to control it. manlyusername Follow In a million years when we get invaded by lizard men you can blame it on Russia

yepperoni Follow WorldViews There is a lizard s satellite floating in space and Russia no longer has it under control f 6 More Lust in space. (EPA/Luong Thai Linh) At this very moment, a Russian satellite full of geckos -- (possibly) having s--is floating around in space -- and mission control has lost the ability to control it. manlyusername Follow In a million years when we get invaded by lizard men you can blame it on Russia

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Let him speak

chikuto Follow Jun 11 my most boomer a take is that i hate when i unmute a video of a cat and its just the most obnoxiously loud pop music playing over it. bro put that saway i'm here to listen to your cat. i wanna hear what he has to say.

chikuto Follow Jun 11 my most boomer a take is that i hate when i unmute a video of a cat and its just the most obnoxiously loud pop music playing over it. bro put that saway i'm here to listen to your cat. i wanna hear what he has to say.

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