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Between this and the story of Sleipnir, Norse Mythology is wild

mishaesque: my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he'll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride's (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn't be made a short film with I don't know what should Do you think they'll notice ? Nah. REJA 44

mishaesque: my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he'll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride's (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn't be made a short film with I don't know what should Do you think they'll notice ? Nah. REJA 44

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Bee Queen

themagic-ofhappiness awellboiledicicle esiderius A funny thing about introducing a new queen into a hive that has lost its queen (or one that you've killed because her brood was too fighty). You have to introduce the new queen into the hive with these special queen cages that are stopped up with candy, and are open enough to let the hive smell the new queen, but not open enough that they can get in there and kill her. Because they will kill her. When you first put the new queen in she smells like an intruder, but by the time it takes the bees to eat through the candy and free the queen, the queen's pheromones will have had time to work and the hive will have gotten used to her. From the outside this kinda seems like: "Yeh, we were all going to murder you to death before, but we're full of candy now, so we're cool. Oh yeh, and how about you be the new queen and stuff. Yeh, that's cool too." speciesofleastconcern beekeeping is really weird angeldrake3 Listen, strange bee queens lyin in cages distributin' candy is no basis for a system of government. cluelessrebel1988 Supreme executive power has to derive from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical sucratic ceremony. gaymagicianhat Oh but if I went 'round sayin' "We have a new Queen!" just because some honeyed bint lobbed a Jolly Rancher at me, they'd put me away! 233,184 notes

themagic-ofhappiness awellboiledicicle esiderius A funny thing about introducing a new queen into a hive that has lost its queen (or one that you've killed because her brood was too fighty). You have to introduce the new queen into the hive with these special queen cages that are stopped up with candy, and are open enough to let the hive smell the new queen, but not open enough that they can get in there and kill her. Because they will kill her. When you first put the new queen in she smells like an intruder, but by the time it takes the bees to eat through the candy and free the queen, the queen's pheromones will have had time to work and the hive will have gotten used to her. From the outside this kinda seems like: "Yeh, we were all going to murder you to death before, but we're full of candy now, so we're cool. Oh yeh, and how about you be the new queen and stuff. Yeh, that's cool too." speciesofleastconcern beekeeping is really weird angeldrake3 Listen, strange bee queens lyin in cages distributin' candy is no basis for a system of government. cluelessrebel1988 Supreme executive power has to derive from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical sucratic ceremony. gaymagicianhat Oh but if I went 'round sayin' "We have a new Queen!" just because some honeyed bint lobbed a Jolly Rancher at me, they'd put me away! 233,184 notes

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I want to be friends with the bone horse.

A citree I swear I saw a tumblr post on here that sald 'horses have over 4,000 bones' and i don't know where it came from because its totally wrong, they have 205, but what kind of f***ed up horse has this person seen out there because l'm absolutely terrified of it a citree extremely thankful this creature exists slightly to the left of our known reality BONE BONE (BONE) BONE, Bore Ben It sounds like a bowl of cereal when it walks wewetke Just because it has 4000 bones doesn't mean they all must belong to It. you see where l'm going? citree OH NO... Clueless MY BOUES! BONE THEIF!!! national-shitpost-registry this post is incredible! I'm in a tremendous amount of pain right now the-a-J-universe Aw, did you get your bones stolen by the bone horse? Source: citree

A citree I swear I saw a tumblr post on here that sald 'horses have over 4,000 bones' and i don't know where it came from because its totally wrong, they have 205, but what kind of f***ed up horse has this person seen out there because l'm absolutely terrified of it a citree extremely thankful this creature exists slightly to the left of our known reality BONE BONE (BONE) BONE, Bore Ben It sounds like a bowl of cereal when it walks wewetke Just because it has 4000 bones doesn't mean they all must belong to It. you see where l'm going? citree OH NO... Clueless MY BOUES! BONE THEIF!!! national-shitpost-registry this post is incredible! I'm in a tremendous amount of pain right now the-a-J-universe Aw, did you get your bones stolen by the bone horse? Source: citree

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This is exactly how kingdoms hearts is like

doodle-empress66 "Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!" "And I tell you hwat, young man. I don't think I know hwat a 'heart of the cards' is, but I know for certain you've got the heart of a Texan." tamale-papi This is exactly how kingdoms hearts is like

doodle-empress66 "Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!" "And I tell you hwat, young man. I don't think I know hwat a 'heart of the cards' is, but I know for certain you've got the heart of a Texan." tamale-papi This is exactly how kingdoms hearts is like

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Cheesesticks

Home Layout Document Elements Tables Charts SmartArt Review Font Paragraph Styles Insert Themes bria (Body) - 12 - A A- Ẩà- 用,三 AaBbCeDdE AaBhCcDdE AaBbCcD AaBbCeDdEt AR Aa. U - ABG A AA No Spacing Heading 1 Heading 2 Normal Text Box Shape Picture Themes 10. 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 This os an English paper F--- yeah English paper Give me 100% Reproductive repdorids dystopias Margaret ateood also the future power control over thoughts and acyioms when do we stop worrying about our culture and race and geneology. (look I can spell geneology I'm not drubbk) because we are transient we change a lot My ears feel weird I want cheesesticks Oh right formal essay means no first prson Ears have felt weird, cheesesticks have been wanted Margaret's atwood ears want cheesesticks Also democracy and less mind control To conclude Yes Print Layout View Sec 1 Pages: 1 of 1 Words: 91 of 91 180N I'm dying last night we had a house party and at one point I remembered I have a lit paper due this week and decided to get started on it, this morning I woke up to this operaspaz Holy hell this is brilliant.

Home Layout Document Elements Tables Charts SmartArt Review Font Paragraph Styles Insert Themes bria (Body) - 12 - A A- Ẩà- 用,三 AaBbCeDdE AaBhCcDdE AaBbCcD AaBbCeDdEt AR Aa. U - ABG A AA No Spacing Heading 1 Heading 2 Normal Text Box Shape Picture Themes 10. 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 This os an English paper F--- yeah English paper Give me 100% Reproductive repdorids dystopias Margaret ateood also the future power control over thoughts and acyioms when do we stop worrying about our culture and race and geneology. (look I can spell geneology I'm not drubbk) because we are transient we change a lot My ears feel weird I want cheesesticks Oh right formal essay means no first prson Ears have felt weird, cheesesticks have been wanted Margaret's atwood ears want cheesesticks Also democracy and less mind control To conclude Yes Print Layout View Sec 1 Pages: 1 of 1 Words: 91 of 91 180N I'm dying last night we had a house party and at one point I remembered I have a lit paper due this week and decided to get started on it, this morning I woke up to this operaspaz Holy hell this is brilliant.

Tags 🅱️ROKE

Attention Content Creators There's a new Situation and because of this Situation I can't even tag anyone to spread the word. I was recently informed that as of about 18 hrs ago at this point (Jan 1st, 1pm EST) NO NEW POSTS are showing up in ANY tag search on ANY browser/app. I've checked this to confirm. Myself and many others have noticed that posts have been taking a very long time to show up in tags these past fews days (my last post took about 5 hrs). Yesterday around 2pm EST staff reported they were aware of the issue and were working on a fix. This new development appears to have started around 7pm EST, which leads me to believe it's a result of the "fix" that's currently in progress. Unfortunately this has made the already bad situation impossibly worse in the meantime. I have no idea how long this will be an issue but you may want to hold off on posting any new content until it's sorted out. #feel free to reblog this post to help spread the word since I CAN'T F------ TAG ANYONE #just when you think tumblr can't get any worse #2022 off to a great start already #tumblr purge 2: electric boogaloo #tumblr #PSA

Attention Content Creators There's a new Situation and because of this Situation I can't even tag anyone to spread the word. I was recently informed that as of about 18 hrs ago at this point (Jan 1st, 1pm EST) NO NEW POSTS are showing up in ANY tag search on ANY browser/app. I've checked this to confirm. Myself and many others have noticed that posts have been taking a very long time to show up in tags these past fews days (my last post took about 5 hrs). Yesterday around 2pm EST staff reported they were aware of the issue and were working on a fix. This new development appears to have started around 7pm EST, which leads me to believe it's a result of the "fix" that's currently in progress. Unfortunately this has made the already bad situation impossibly worse in the meantime. I have no idea how long this will be an issue but you may want to hold off on posting any new content until it's sorted out. #feel free to reblog this post to help spread the word since I CAN'T F------ TAG ANYONE #just when you think tumblr can't get any worse #2022 off to a great start already #tumblr purge 2: electric boogaloo #tumblr #PSA

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He;s sleeping,through all the movies ….

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Show me the #Girl

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Seems Like a Healthy Mindset

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Born in the Wrong Century

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Vets

never-let-it-die: Things Not to Ask Vets: "How many people have you killed?" "Why couldn't you get into college?" "What's it like living with PTSD?" Things to Ask Vets "Want to go grab a beer?" For one long and terrifying second I thought this meant veterinarians

never-let-it-die: Things Not to Ask Vets: "How many people have you killed?" "Why couldn't you get into college?" "What's it like living with PTSD?" Things to Ask Vets "Want to go grab a beer?" For one long and terrifying second I thought this meant veterinarians

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Thanks Jeff

JOKES badjokesbyjeff Follow BY JEFF BAD The only reason there are pyramids in Egypt is because they are too heavy to be carried to the British Museum mouserat-vevo Follow jeff this isn't a joke this is legitimately true 75,268 notes

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A Year-Round Christmas Song

iguessweallcrazyithinktho E senatortedcruz You're a mean one mr grinch isn't even a Christmas song. Doesn't even mention Christmas once. Just a dude dragging the hell out of the grinch for 3 minutes. Could be played on the radio year round. 27,138 notes

iguessweallcrazyithinktho E senatortedcruz You're a mean one mr grinch isn't even a Christmas song. Doesn't even mention Christmas once. Just a dude dragging the hell out of the grinch for 3 minutes. Could be played on the radio year round. 27,138 notes

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Terrifying

bakwaaas Follow the women next to me has sat here for a 3 hour journey with no book, no laptop, no headphones, hasn't touched her phone, literally just sitting there doing nothing.. I'm afraid of her power bakwaaas Follow also keep in mind she wasn't sitting near a window or looking at anything interesting, she literally stared at the back of a seat for hours 7,959 notes

bakwaaas Follow the women next to me has sat here for a 3 hour journey with no book, no laptop, no headphones, hasn't touched her phone, literally just sitting there doing nothing.. I'm afraid of her power bakwaaas Follow also keep in mind she wasn't sitting near a window or looking at anything interesting, she literally stared at the back of a seat for hours 7,959 notes

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Secret Villain

iamtonysexual: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED ASLERT I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME?? update i asked him why he had those keys and he said "its not important" im so lost He'll be vital to your quest later, don't forget about him.

iamtonysexual: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED ASLERT I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME?? update i asked him why he had those keys and he said "its not important" im so lost He'll be vital to your quest later, don't forget about him.

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An Artifact

A mom helping her kids beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, 1990s. emily84 this is a renaissance painting

A mom helping her kids beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, 1990s. emily84 this is a renaissance painting

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Secrets

hikergirl Kashana @kashanacauley Emails just aren't safe. We should hide state secrets deep in the story parts of recipe blogs. 1:26 PM 11 Oct 16 391 RETWEETS 1,150 LIKES binoctis you laugh but this was the plot of full metal alchemist persona5png Excuse me??

hikergirl Kashana @kashanacauley Emails just aren't safe. We should hide state secrets deep in the story parts of recipe blogs. 1:26 PM 11 Oct 16 391 RETWEETS 1,150 LIKES binoctis you laugh but this was the plot of full metal alchemist persona5png Excuse me??

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Timeless

pseudophan Follow 00 Photo via @itvnews World news A Norwegian island wants to get rid of time Norwegian island Sommarøy wants to become the world's first time-free zone. The sun does not set for weeks during its summer and isn't seen for long winter periods. With a perpetual day or night, residents want to abolish clock time completely. ideal existence edge-impulse Imagine never being late to anything a-fools-love "what time is it?" *gets arrested* 112,098 notes

pseudophan Follow 00 Photo via @itvnews World news A Norwegian island wants to get rid of time Norwegian island Sommarøy wants to become the world's first time-free zone. The sun does not set for weeks during its summer and isn't seen for long winter periods. With a perpetual day or night, residents want to abolish clock time completely. ideal existence edge-impulse Imagine never being late to anything a-fools-love "what time is it?" *gets arrested* 112,098 notes

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Mulch

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