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The Floor Here Is Made of Floor

popdatchickensauce supermuffdiver69 Source: rainykin When the Dragon Age A suspicious lack of concludes, the next century will be called the Age. dragons. Pretend You're Xyzzy Pretend You're Xyzzy rainykin: this was one of the best plays of the night

popdatchickensauce supermuffdiver69 Source: rainykin When the Dragon Age A suspicious lack of concludes, the next century will be called the Age. dragons. Pretend You're Xyzzy Pretend You're Xyzzy rainykin: this was one of the best plays of the night

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Confuse Everyone

crazy-ideas Buy 365 near-identical, solid color shirts that range through the entire color spectrum in a loop. It will appear as though you wear the same color shirt every day, but in photos from previous months you'll be wearing a completely different color. orzhov-fun-police I'M SO IN.

crazy-ideas Buy 365 near-identical, solid color shirts that range through the entire color spectrum in a loop. It will appear as though you wear the same color shirt every day, but in photos from previous months you'll be wearing a completely different color. orzhov-fun-police I'M SO IN.

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Redbull and Snickers

ceasarslegion Follow My dad paypals me 20 bucks every exam season "for red bull and snickers" because he swears by a trick he used to do in college where he would chug a red bull and eat a snickers in the exam hall before every single one of his exams and he did well on all of them. Legitimately swears to this day that it works and makes me do it. The first time i tried it i also knocked that exam out of the park. It would take 2 more years for either of us to figure out that we both had low blood pressure and what all that caffeine and sugar was making us experience was known as "normal blood pressure allowing us to concentrate better." My dad still swears that it was the red bull and snickers and not the medical equivalent of using the wrong equation and getting the right answer.

ceasarslegion Follow My dad paypals me 20 bucks every exam season "for red bull and snickers" because he swears by a trick he used to do in college where he would chug a red bull and eat a snickers in the exam hall before every single one of his exams and he did well on all of them. Legitimately swears to this day that it works and makes me do it. The first time i tried it i also knocked that exam out of the park. It would take 2 more years for either of us to figure out that we both had low blood pressure and what all that caffeine and sugar was making us experience was known as "normal blood pressure allowing us to concentrate better." My dad still swears that it was the red bull and snickers and not the medical equivalent of using the wrong equation and getting the right answer.

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jovan what's that anime with the four boys that look exactly alike why is it popular they're ugly sametrue teenage mutant ninja turtles spaceuncle the beatles donxicote Mt. Rushmore

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Presidentially ordained victory dog

heyimboredtalktome Follow l'll have y'all know that my favorite figure skater's parents told her that to get a dog she'd have to do well at the Olympics and she went and won the frickin Olympics when she was 15 Her: I want a dog Her mom and dad: Yeah sweetie, do well at the Olympics and we'll see Alina Zagitova: Ok ZASP pretentious-piece-of-s--- Follow DID SHE GET THAT WELL DESERVED DOG SHE WANTED heyimboredtalktome Follow Idk if her parents got her one, but the f------ president of Japan gave one to her when he found out that she wanted one derinthescarletpescatarian Follow This teen to her parents every single day: 'Bye, I'm off to walk my presidentially ordained victory dog! 42,719 notes

heyimboredtalktome Follow l'll have y'all know that my favorite figure skater's parents told her that to get a dog she'd have to do well at the Olympics and she went and won the frickin Olympics when she was 15 Her: I want a dog Her mom and dad: Yeah sweetie, do well at the Olympics and we'll see Alina Zagitova: Ok ZASP pretentious-piece-of-s--- Follow DID SHE GET THAT WELL DESERVED DOG SHE WANTED heyimboredtalktome Follow Idk if her parents got her one, but the f------ president of Japan gave one to her when he found out that she wanted one derinthescarletpescatarian Follow This teen to her parents every single day: 'Bye, I'm off to walk my presidentially ordained victory dog! 42,719 notes

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One Of A Kind

f curseworm Follow theres a knight in my backyard stabbing the ground with his sword trying to render my soil barren by killing the worms but luckily ive trained them all in classical ballet and they keep pirouetting away from the blade adulthoodisokay Follow you can't get sentences like this anywhere else 000 6,061 notes

f curseworm Follow theres a knight in my backyard stabbing the ground with his sword trying to render my soil barren by killing the worms but luckily ive trained them all in classical ballet and they keep pirouetting away from the blade adulthoodisokay Follow you can't get sentences like this anywhere else 000 6,061 notes

Love It

gertrudisnacht Follow I love pics of tiny cats where the pic is taken a bit further away to put into perspective how ridiculously tiny the cat is like

gertrudisnacht Follow I love pics of tiny cats where the pic is taken a bit further away to put into perspective how ridiculously tiny the cat is like

Keep Talking

scottishtwitter Meg Corrigan @_megcorrigan Bein a l---- is pish. A tell a girl shes bangin nd ye get "comin from u" lit nah am no sayin tht tae be yer pal am sayin it tae shag ye x inner--monologue Nap Quen

scottishtwitter Meg Corrigan @_megcorrigan Bein a l---- is pish. A tell a girl shes bangin nd ye get "comin from u" lit nah am no sayin tht tae be yer pal am sayin it tae shag ye x inner--monologue Nap Quen

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Environmentalist

croagunk Follow The trout population is very sensitive to changes to the enviroment. Including but not limited to: an asteriod impact with the energy of several million nuclear warheads. seabassapologist Follow Oh s---! The trout population

croagunk Follow The trout population is very sensitive to changes to the enviroment. Including but not limited to: an asteriod impact with the energy of several million nuclear warheads. seabassapologist Follow Oh s---! The trout population

Cringe

IT adhdpie 7 most adhd moods -the Only Mood everyone else knows about: i wanna do THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and-SQUIRREL -galaxy brain: i was listening to the lecture but the prof said something that reminded me of something else and now i'm not sure how much time i was lost in thought -the tutorial only comes in video format: i'm sorry, but you've thrown off the emperor's groove "hurls product & its tutorial video into the sun* -damn you hyperfocus: i went to bed intending to wake up and write but this morning i was possessed by a cleanliness spirit and spent the next 14 hours organizing the apartment -i dont think u tried at all.jpg: did i seriously spend an entire free day refreshing twitter b/ci didn't want to spend 10 minutes finishing my hw but wouldn't let myself do anything else until i finished it???? (yes) -patrick star: *uniocks phone* time to check the weather. *opens twitter* the weather. "opens messenger" the weather. "opens mobage game* the weather. *opens facebook" the weather. "opens twitter again* THE WEA- -smells like depression: literally everything is too boring. i'm going back to sleep

IT adhdpie 7 most adhd moods -the Only Mood everyone else knows about: i wanna do THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and-SQUIRREL -galaxy brain: i was listening to the lecture but the prof said something that reminded me of something else and now i'm not sure how much time i was lost in thought -the tutorial only comes in video format: i'm sorry, but you've thrown off the emperor's groove "hurls product & its tutorial video into the sun* -damn you hyperfocus: i went to bed intending to wake up and write but this morning i was possessed by a cleanliness spirit and spent the next 14 hours organizing the apartment -i dont think u tried at all.jpg: did i seriously spend an entire free day refreshing twitter b/ci didn't want to spend 10 minutes finishing my hw but wouldn't let myself do anything else until i finished it???? (yes) -patrick star: *uniocks phone* time to check the weather. *opens twitter* the weather. "opens messenger" the weather. "opens mobage game* the weather. *opens facebook" the weather. "opens twitter again* THE WEA- -smells like depression: literally everything is too boring. i'm going back to sleep

Too Late

lobotomycas Follow *pounds a monster at 9pm* why can't I ever sleep at night lobotomycas Follow WAIT.I MEANT. THE DRINK LIKE I.M

lobotomycas Follow *pounds a monster at 9pm* why can't I ever sleep at night lobotomycas Follow WAIT.I MEANT. THE DRINK LIKE I.M

Look At Me

teamrocketing Follow thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said "if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?" like i'm so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn't destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence weaselle Follow this is a man who has experienced The Public keepcalmandcarrieunderwood Follow "Look at me"

teamrocketing Follow thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said "if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?" like i'm so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn't destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence weaselle Follow this is a man who has experienced The Public keepcalmandcarrieunderwood Follow "Look at me"

Two More Wishes

generalgrievousdatingsim i want to be radioactive but not like lethally or anything. just slightly above average so that when people try to take photos of me the image is grainy and blurred and geiger counters click ominously when i'm nearby. y'know, fun stuff.

generalgrievousdatingsim i want to be radioactive but not like lethally or anything. just slightly above average so that when people try to take photos of me the image is grainy and blurred and geiger counters click ominously when i'm nearby. y'know, fun stuff.

It Used To Be So Easy

al-jamilsisters Me (as a child): why are all the songs about love? Mom: someday you will understand Me (now as an adult): seriously why are all the songs about love and this is ridiculous ace-cryptozoologist Follow Bring back the cowboy songs about beating the devil in a music contest Source: dhdingo 101,769 notes > D

al-jamilsisters Me (as a child): why are all the songs about love? Mom: someday you will understand Me (now as an adult): seriously why are all the songs about love and this is ridiculous ace-cryptozoologist Follow Bring back the cowboy songs about beating the devil in a music contest Source: dhdingo 101,769 notes > D

Creepy

tilthat TIL there is a Cyrillic letter so rare it is only used in the phrase “many- eyed Seraphim" via http://ift.tt/2qZa2nY garden-ghoul Follow and it looks like THIS aka the only possible appropriate character for talking about angels ladyowlett Follow If somebody is curious, this is how multiocular O looks in the Book of Psalms of 15th century

tilthat TIL there is a Cyrillic letter so rare it is only used in the phrase “many- eyed Seraphim" via http://ift.tt/2qZa2nY garden-ghoul Follow and it looks like THIS aka the only possible appropriate character for talking about angels ladyowlett Follow If somebody is curious, this is how multiocular O looks in the Book of Psalms of 15th century

The Serf Knows All

memewhore Follow Sep 30, 2021 Sophie @jil_slander Girls with Ouija board: omg ok does Josh have a crush on Katie Me, the spirit of a Medieval serf: man I don't f----- know. Sure coolberniebernie Follow Oct 30, 2021 Damn what kind of unfinished business does a medieval serf have that couldn't be completed in 1,000 years? takaska Follow Oct 31, 2021 they want to see the fall of the monarchy 45,564 notes 2:58 PM

memewhore Follow Sep 30, 2021 Sophie @jil_slander Girls with Ouija board: omg ok does Josh have a crush on Katie Me, the spirit of a Medieval serf: man I don't f----- know. Sure coolberniebernie Follow Oct 30, 2021 Damn what kind of unfinished business does a medieval serf have that couldn't be completed in 1,000 years? takaska Follow Oct 31, 2021 they want to see the fall of the monarchy 45,564 notes 2:58 PM

You Hate To See It

frogmoss1 Follow when hamsters are born they see a silver thread that connects them to their gruesome and peculiar death and they follow it like soldiers marching to war.

frogmoss1 Follow when hamsters are born they see a silver thread that connects them to their gruesome and peculiar death and they follow it like soldiers marching to war.