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coffeelesscake awesomeness-defined 凹 not-obama: carryonmylonelyangel: amazingandonfire: once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project. They got married

coffeelesscake awesomeness-defined 凹 not-obama: carryonmylonelyangel: amazingandonfire: once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project. They got married

SourCe.edsus peiuers OFF THE ASS assgod never 284,329 notes

SourCe.edsus peiuers OFF THE ASS assgod never 284,329 notes

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tupacabra mom: *knocks on door me: just a second don't come i- mom

tupacabra mom: *knocks on door me: just a second don't come i- mom

I spent the entire day lookin' for dis

ac corginator drop whatever you're doing right now and climb a tree its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow you climb that f----- tree right now

ac corginator drop whatever you're doing right now and climb a tree its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow you climb that f----- tree right now

mrteavg GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he'll donate $10 to hurricane relief Shouyouwfor mtbei r ust prtend youre nto him so you can steal his money 110,324 notes

mrteavg GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he'll donate $10 to hurricane relief Shouyouwfor mtbei r ust prtend youre nto him so you can steal his money 110,324 notes

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sherlockisthenight: bandannarama: amtonysexual biptch: don't make me snap my fingers in a z formation hip rotation booty sensation ETERNAL DAMN ATION snaps fingers in a pentagram formation* says a Latin incantation* sacrifices a virgin to the dark lord Satan

sherlockisthenight: bandannarama: amtonysexual biptch: don't make me snap my fingers in a z formation hip rotation booty sensation ETERNAL DAMN ATION snaps fingers in a pentagram formation* says a Latin incantation* sacrifices a virgin to the dark lord Satan

NO DIFFRENCE

Choose your sexuality: Straight Ga AtV Tumblr user There's no difference between the last two

Choose your sexuality: Straight Ga AtV Tumblr user There's no difference between the last two

AN ABOMINATION FOR GRANDMA'S NATION

1甘 nightmareloki aake-english sexhaver no one pan should have all that flour He's making cookies for his kanye quest, but he gotta remember to add some kanye zest so his cookies will be better than the kanye rest thats why he tries his kanye best. 'M CRYIONG

1甘 nightmareloki aake-english sexhaver no one pan should have all that flour He's making cookies for his kanye quest, but he gotta remember to add some kanye zest so his cookies will be better than the kanye rest thats why he tries his kanye best. 'M CRYIONG

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I'm sorry dave...

dorites simon says come to daddy

dorites simon says come to daddy

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50th spoiler

a-serious-dude-on-serious-earth Even though we only saw a glimpse of Peter Capaldi, you could just tell what he was thinking. Just look: F------ Dalek t---- l'm going to t--- you over the head with my f------ Tardis you f------ f---- #doctor who #dr who #dw #petercapald 23,466 notes

a-serious-dude-on-serious-earth Even though we only saw a glimpse of Peter Capaldi, you could just tell what he was thinking. Just look: F------ Dalek t---- l'm going to t--- you over the head with my f------ Tardis you f------ f---- #doctor who #dr who #dw #petercapald 23,466 notes

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! Do you trust this printer? majestic-oreo-otter i dont even know anymore not since the accident that's what the government wants you to think

! Do you trust this printer? majestic-oreo-otter i dont even know anymore not since the accident that's what the government wants you to think

Fair Enough

emboars: why do humans get such lame differences in appearance?? like there are a bunch of different species of dogs and turtles and birds like why couldnt' we get cool stuff like spikes coming out of our heads or g fangs or the ability to spray acid out of our mouths no we got different fur color we can't even handle having different skin tones without f------ everything up

emboars: why do humans get such lame differences in appearance?? like there are a bunch of different species of dogs and turtles and birds like why couldnt' we get cool stuff like spikes coming out of our heads or g fangs or the ability to spray acid out of our mouths no we got different fur color we can't even handle having different skin tones without f------ everything up

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oh hai ed

vampire teabags throughcOrruptedlungs: beanerschnitzel i found this inappropriately hilarious and i want one. LOL OH MY F------ GOD

vampire teabags throughcOrruptedlungs: beanerschnitzel i found this inappropriately hilarious and i want one. LOL OH MY F------ GOD

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it's legit

foodtrucker: silentsoundcasting: foodtrucker: yes i am girl yes i work out No your photo editing is not working. What photo editing

foodtrucker: silentsoundcasting: foodtrucker: yes i am girl yes i work out No your photo editing is not working. What photo editing

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poor pooch

cokefiow: cumleak: cokefiow: omg you're mother seriously looks like she's running low on hope her and my dog both

cokefiow: cumleak: cokefiow: omg you're mother seriously looks like she's running low on hope her and my dog both

DIS ASSHOLE SERIUS?

The ants are smelling us to see if we smell like them They want to know if we're wearing the same deodor-ANT CARLOS! adragonaria: fuckyeah1990s: Eventually I'm going to gif every joke Carlos tells on Magic School Bus.. Keisha looks like she is 1000% done with Carlos and his ANT-ics.

The ants are smelling us to see if we smell like them They want to know if we're wearing the same deodor-ANT CARLOS! adragonaria: fuckyeah1990s: Eventually I'm going to gif every joke Carlos tells on Magic School Bus.. Keisha looks like she is 1000% done with Carlos and his ANT-ics.

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itsakindofdalek rabababe godblessameric levwiathan miss you Is the nicest text you can receive i bought a monster truck" have too much money you can have it" got you pizza" tom hiddleston is driving to your house right now tom hiddleston had too much money and so he's driving to your house in a monster truck with a pizza that he got for you" "...because he missed you."

itsakindofdalek rabababe godblessameric levwiathan miss you Is the nicest text you can receive i bought a monster truck" have too much money you can have it" got you pizza" tom hiddleston is driving to your house right now tom hiddleston had too much money and so he's driving to your house in a monster truck with a pizza that he got for you" "...because he missed you."

Virginity only matters if you're lighting the black flame candle to summon witches Actually, When people talk about "blood of a virgin", what's actually meant is "virgin blood", aka blood that's never before been used in a ritual. Therefore, virginity doesn't matter for anything

Virginity only matters if you're lighting the black flame candle to summon witches Actually, When people talk about "blood of a virgin", what's actually meant is "virgin blood", aka blood that's never before been used in a ritual. Therefore, virginity doesn't matter for anything

oka its-okay-to-be-gray so i found this weird circular thing with like 17 leg like things what should i do with it im now using it as a crown and all of you li s---- need to bow down to me

oka its-okay-to-be-gray so i found this weird circular thing with like 17 leg like things what should i do with it im now using it as a crown and all of you li s---- need to bow down to me

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chasing-what-matters sarcastic-s 困 Source: typac Tweet a Kendall Jenner @KendallJenner cure me of this boredom! 3/5/13, 12:22 AM typac: u rich as f--- go buy a boat or somethin 51,304 notes

chasing-what-matters sarcastic-s 困 Source: typac Tweet a Kendall Jenner @KendallJenner cure me of this boredom! 3/5/13, 12:22 AM typac: u rich as f--- go buy a boat or somethin 51,304 notes

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