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zofia-and-sloths 凹 cabbij snoipahkat: once in elementary school i got a D on a test and i legitimately thought my parents were going to kill me so at recess we had a funeral and my friends picked me flowers and pieces of grass and let them blow away in the wind it was very dramatic i cried 305,006 notes

zofia-and-sloths 凹 cabbij snoipahkat: once in elementary school i got a D on a test and i legitimately thought my parents were going to kill me so at recess we had a funeral and my friends picked me flowers and pieces of grass and let them blow away in the wind it was very dramatic i cried 305,006 notes

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Didn't The Blue Eyes Give It Away?

Benedict Cumberbatch LOOK AT THIS POOR OPPRESSED WOMAN AND WHAT HER COUNTRY IS MAKING HER DO Even in her eyes it says "help me" This is why we have to stop these misogynistic societies I'm sorry but no. I acknowledg that this is terrible, but don't you think we should fix our own countries mishaps before we deal in other countries affairs? We have corrupt businesses, crime, poverty, homelessness, and believe it or not starvation. Does anyone even know the threat that walmart has to this country?! I hope you're being ironic ouo everything about this is horrible tbh Isn't that Benedict Cumberbatch?

Benedict Cumberbatch LOOK AT THIS POOR OPPRESSED WOMAN AND WHAT HER COUNTRY IS MAKING HER DO Even in her eyes it says "help me" This is why we have to stop these misogynistic societies I'm sorry but no. I acknowledg that this is terrible, but don't you think we should fix our own countries mishaps before we deal in other countries affairs? We have corrupt businesses, crime, poverty, homelessness, and believe it or not starvation. Does anyone even know the threat that walmart has to this country?! I hope you're being ironic ouo everything about this is horrible tbh Isn't that Benedict Cumberbatch?

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couthor These are literally the only two kinds of horse out there I swear to god Oh my god I thought that was a man in a monkey suit

couthor These are literally the only two kinds of horse out there I swear to god Oh my god I thought that was a man in a monkey suit

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gaywhitesweater2 daywhitesweater do you ever look at people's urls and whisper "you don't deserve it."

gaywhitesweater2 daywhitesweater do you ever look at people's urls and whisper "you don't deserve it."

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imagine if you went on blind date and it was a band member Imagine you went on a date. imagine you went blind imagine all the people living life in peace but everything changed when the fire nation attacked So call me maybe Fashion t on the runway welcome to tumblr everybody. pesants peanuts PB'N JELLYFISH!!

imagine if you went on blind date and it was a band member Imagine you went on a date. imagine you went blind imagine all the people living life in peace but everything changed when the fire nation attacked So call me maybe Fashion t on the runway welcome to tumblr everybody. pesants peanuts PB'N JELLYFISH!!

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bonsaifiasco skepkitty skepkitty IJUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES Dictionary beeves | běvz | plural form of BEEF (SENSE 1 oF THE NouN). LOOK AT THIS WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn't come back right away so i went outside and he was just that is the face of a broken man

bonsaifiasco skepkitty skepkitty IJUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES Dictionary beeves | běvz | plural form of BEEF (SENSE 1 oF THE NouN). LOOK AT THIS WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn't come back right away so i went outside and he was just that is the face of a broken man

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so like the other day, me and「myni!.. WHOI?

so like the other day, me and「myni!.. WHOI?

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My dad shouts SHET every time he can't find a parking spot

ps4official i was on the phone with my friend and i said "HECK YOU" really loudly as a joke and my dad heard and since english is his second language he thought heck is some really bad word and now every time he gets really angry he whispers "heck" under his breath

ps4official i was on the phone with my friend and i said "HECK YOU" really loudly as a joke and my dad heard and since english is his second language he thought heck is some really bad word and now every time he gets really angry he whispers "heck" under his breath

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elphabaforpresidentofaallifrey digivolvin get to their place it's immaculately clean and there are candles and flowers on the table and everything is beautifully ambient and then they emerge from the kitchen holding two lunchables you know you've been on tumblr too long when you thought this would end in a satanic ritual or cannibalism

elphabaforpresidentofaallifrey digivolvin get to their place it's immaculately clean and there are candles and flowers on the table and everything is beautifully ambient and then they emerge from the kitchen holding two lunchables you know you've been on tumblr too long when you thought this would end in a satanic ritual or cannibalism

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blainethegaypirate blainethegaypirate blainethegaypirate THERE IS A NAKED ASIAN MAN IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE walT HE'S WEARING CLOTHES MY BAD WHO WEARS A TAN JOGGING SUIT

blainethegaypirate blainethegaypirate blainethegaypirate THERE IS A NAKED ASIAN MAN IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE walT HE'S WEARING CLOTHES MY BAD WHO WEARS A TAN JOGGING SUIT

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Sailor Viking

ofools So I decided my new life goal is to become a magical girl viking Because I love metal. I love metal so much. It's the music that calms me down the most and I f------ love metal heads. Everything about it is great. I just also wish I could be super f------ cute while also being a metal head. I mean l do it anyway but imagine if I could do it BETTER. LIKE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS! Be super brutal and badass but also super femme and adorable!! I want to chug beer and smash it then explode into rainbow sparkles and bows and get a cute little outfit with a little skirt and a fur cloak and take my sparkly weapon and go cut off the head of a dragon and write it's name on my face in it's own blood and drink some more and giggle adorably and have a talking pet that instructs me and my comrades about our magical powers. That's what I want out of my life Also I might have to draw more of these and by might I MEAN F------ YES I'm glad I decided to refresh tumblr one more time before going to bed IN THE NAME OF THOR ODINSON I WILL PUNISH YOU Hahahahahahaha! Genius! omg omg omg fools LOOK LOOK fools LOOK AT HIST FOOLS ah yes my time has come 23,237 notes

ofools So I decided my new life goal is to become a magical girl viking Because I love metal. I love metal so much. It's the music that calms me down the most and I f------ love metal heads. Everything about it is great. I just also wish I could be super f------ cute while also being a metal head. I mean l do it anyway but imagine if I could do it BETTER. LIKE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS! Be super brutal and badass but also super femme and adorable!! I want to chug beer and smash it then explode into rainbow sparkles and bows and get a cute little outfit with a little skirt and a fur cloak and take my sparkly weapon and go cut off the head of a dragon and write it's name on my face in it's own blood and drink some more and giggle adorably and have a talking pet that instructs me and my comrades about our magical powers. That's what I want out of my life Also I might have to draw more of these and by might I MEAN F------ YES I'm glad I decided to refresh tumblr one more time before going to bed IN THE NAME OF THOR ODINSON I WILL PUNISH YOU Hahahahahahaha! Genius! omg omg omg fools LOOK LOOK fools LOOK AT HIST FOOLS ah yes my time has come 23,237 notes

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Birthday Cards Against Humanity

WHAT THE HELL ..have you been up to? Not much new on my end.) HERE'S TO A WOMAN HATES BIRTHDAY to forget on her birthday. (Especially me.) Happy Birthday EVERYONE HAPPY ...older TO A GUY WHO NEVER Keep up the good work. YOU SUCK ...at aging Can't you at least try to look older? Happy Birthday, Anyway NO ...'d ever change a thing about you. You're the best! WAY otatobastard ikoimotherfucke Some people just to do birthday cards. against humanity make birthday cards against humanity 193,585 notes

WHAT THE HELL ..have you been up to? Not much new on my end.) HERE'S TO A WOMAN HATES BIRTHDAY to forget on her birthday. (Especially me.) Happy Birthday EVERYONE HAPPY ...older TO A GUY WHO NEVER Keep up the good work. YOU SUCK ...at aging Can't you at least try to look older? Happy Birthday, Anyway NO ...'d ever change a thing about you. You're the best! WAY otatobastard ikoimotherfucke Some people just to do birthday cards. against humanity make birthday cards against humanity 193,585 notes

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Senior Prom vs Laser Tag

$Senior Prom Vs. Laser Tag Prom Laser tag Can I wear a pretty dress? It is expected of you. Why the hell not? Who says you can't laser tag in a ball gown Are people going to Yes. Lots of them. Most of whomI Unlikely. If they do, shoot touch me? hate. them Yes. That's the point of prom. Maybe some. Just shoot them Forced social interaction with my peers? Approximate cost: S100-S300 25S Will I feel the need to Yes. Yes I l shower away my shame and rage at the end of the night? No. I must bathe only to wash away the blood of thine enemies. Can I pretend to be No. I will feel mor ike Save Leia Hel yeah, I can. I must avenge Princess Leia defending with Jabba the Hutt. Gross people my home planet of Alderaan. the republic? touching me. Will my ears be So violated that my ears could file No. Only the sweet sound of violated by the sound of charges. terrible music? phasers. veritasfracta Prom vs Laser Tag 120,583 notes$

$Senior Prom Vs. Laser Tag Prom Laser tag Can I wear a pretty dress? It is expected of you. Why the hell not? Who says you can't laser tag in a ball gown Are people going to Yes. Lots of them. Most of whomI Unlikely. If they do, shoot touch me? hate. them Yes. That's the point of prom. Maybe some. Just shoot them Forced social interaction with my peers? Approximate cost: S100-S300 25S Will I feel the need to Yes. Yes I l shower away my shame and rage at the end of the night? No. I must bathe only to wash away the blood of thine enemies. Can I pretend to be No. I will feel mor ike Save Leia Hel yeah, I can. I must avenge Princess Leia defending with Jabba the Hutt. Gross people my home planet of Alderaan. the republic? touching me. Will my ears be So violated that my ears could file No. Only the sweet sound of violated by the sound of charges. terrible music? phasers. veritasfracta Prom vs Laser Tag 120,583 notes$

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Frederick's n------ broke. nintendo-64: blue-eyed-cow: that's unfortunate haha ho hip s Frederick

Frederick's n------ broke. nintendo-64: blue-eyed-cow: that's unfortunate haha ho hip s Frederick

Sums up our generation gaygermans awkward-sunpaint fl-orida This is the realest photo I've ever laid my young eyes on. And the second photo is the realest depiction of our generation's sense of humor

Sums up our generation gaygermans awkward-sunpaint fl-orida This is the realest photo I've ever laid my young eyes on. And the second photo is the realest depiction of our generation's sense of humor

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Number Fight

darrencrisscrosschrist ohyouphancy ohyouphancy it is okay to like 11 better than 10 it is okay to like 11 better than 10 it is okay to like 11 better than 10 IT IS OKAY TO LIKE 11 BETTER THAN 10 o it is okay to like 11 better than 10 1. it is okay to like 11 better than 10 IT IS MOTHER F------ OKAY TO LIKE 11 BETTER THAN 10 Is it okay to like 9 better than 10? OF F------ COURSE For someone not in the fandom it just seems like we're really emotional about numbers 54,089 notes

darrencrisscrosschrist ohyouphancy ohyouphancy it is okay to like 11 better than 10 it is okay to like 11 better than 10 it is okay to like 11 better than 10 IT IS OKAY TO LIKE 11 BETTER THAN 10 o it is okay to like 11 better than 10 1. it is okay to like 11 better than 10 IT IS MOTHER F------ OKAY TO LIKE 11 BETTER THAN 10 Is it okay to like 9 better than 10? OF F------ COURSE For someone not in the fandom it just seems like we're really emotional about numbers 54,089 notes

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Oedipus

splantamello beeswarm17 karkat-san karkat-san Why was Oedipus against profanity? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth. I'm getting really tired of these m------------ jokes. wait 213,734 notes

splantamello beeswarm17 karkat-san karkat-san Why was Oedipus against profanity? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth. I'm getting really tired of these m------------ jokes. wait 213,734 notes

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U.S.S. Beatbox

asidewalksymphony lamapalooza this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING # and this is your captain beatboxing #DV zk pv pv zk pv zk kzZk pv pv pv zk DV zkzk pzk pzk pVzkpkzypVZK kkkkkk bsch'#-lim kirk probably #muffled sounds of intense vulcan exasperation [louder and more aggressive sounds of intense southern doctoral exasperation] 60,083 notes

asidewalksymphony lamapalooza this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING # and this is your captain beatboxing #DV zk pv pv zk pv zk kzZk pv pv pv zk DV zkzk pzk pzk pVzkpkzypVZK kkkkkk bsch'#-lim kirk probably #muffled sounds of intense vulcan exasperation [louder and more aggressive sounds of intense southern doctoral exasperation] 60,083 notes

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bewbin bloopin this could be us but u playin but arent they playin? #gdi 5,413 notes

bewbin bloopin this could be us but u playin but arent they playin? #gdi 5,413 notes

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People against same sex marriage say it will tear the social fabric of society Do you really think gay people would do anything to harm fabric? corncobb4-1d: I saw this an I died laughing

People against same sex marriage say it will tear the social fabric of society Do you really think gay people would do anything to harm fabric? corncobb4-1d: I saw this an I died laughing

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