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What the 1st amendment does NOT protect you from.

nonbinarypastels the first amendment protects you from the government censoring what you have to say and punishing you for it it does not require that people have to listen to you require that private businesses give you a platform for your speech (i.e. tumblr/twitter/facebook/other social media banning you does not violate your free speech) require that individuals give you a platform for your speech (i.e. a single person blocking you or refusing to respond to you does not violate your free speech) require that advertisers partner with your website protect you from having individuals boycott or protest you/your companylyour website protect you from having individuals tell you that what you're saying is wrong and full of s--- protect you from having individuals tell you to shut the f--- up protect you from any and all consequences of saying something controversial all of these things are not only NOT violations of your right to free speech, they are examples of other people exercising their right to free speech because- shocking as it may be-it's not only you and the people who agree with you who are afforded that right. #1ife advice 27 notes

nonbinarypastels the first amendment protects you from the government censoring what you have to say and punishing you for it it does not require that people have to listen to you require that private businesses give you a platform for your speech (i.e. tumblr/twitter/facebook/other social media banning you does not violate your free speech) require that individuals give you a platform for your speech (i.e. a single person blocking you or refusing to respond to you does not violate your free speech) require that advertisers partner with your website protect you from having individuals boycott or protest you/your companylyour website protect you from having individuals tell you that what you're saying is wrong and full of s--- protect you from having individuals tell you to shut the f--- up protect you from any and all consequences of saying something controversial all of these things are not only NOT violations of your right to free speech, they are examples of other people exercising their right to free speech because- shocking as it may be-it's not only you and the people who agree with you who are afforded that right. #1ife advice 27 notes

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The only thing you need to know about one's gender is their pronouns.

inb4 the helicopters and the only-two-genders and the downvote bombs. Just read this and challenge your worldview. That's also why we have ContraPoints.

inb4 the helicopters and the only-two-genders and the downvote bombs. Just read this and challenge your worldview. That's also why we have ContraPoints.

Magic genres

barafurbear unfriendlyblackwitch: chorusofravenousangels: sexhaver what if magic was real but it was treated the way music is now with different genres and like “oh youre still into conjuring? thats cool ! guess. recently ive been getting into third-wave post-necromancy, it's some pretty heavy stuff what do you mean you've never learned FIREBALL, it's a CLASSIC "idk I'm not really into evocations." how can you not be into ANY evocations?" well, it's kind of dad magic, isn't it?" DAD MAGIC CASUAL MAGIC IS MY AESTHETIC Source: sexhaver 287,358 notes

barafurbear unfriendlyblackwitch: chorusofravenousangels: sexhaver what if magic was real but it was treated the way music is now with different genres and like “oh youre still into conjuring? thats cool ! guess. recently ive been getting into third-wave post-necromancy, it's some pretty heavy stuff what do you mean you've never learned FIREBALL, it's a CLASSIC "idk I'm not really into evocations." how can you not be into ANY evocations?" well, it's kind of dad magic, isn't it?" DAD MAGIC CASUAL MAGIC IS MY AESTHETIC Source: sexhaver 287,358 notes

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(☉_☉) just...

moltencalf I sincerely apologize for spamming you all with the Hamilton fanfic controversy but it's really giving me so much strength. It's been a while since we've had the kind of scandal that only Tumblr can provide (like the person who robbed graves the person who mailed their toe to another person so they could make a necklace of it, etc). This scandal is just so f------ good, you know? White American college girl pretends to be a nonbinary Chinese-Pakistani Muslim human-trafficking survivor AND their American WOC wife and they live in India??? And they suffered a miscarriage? And they both have HIV? All so she can scam people out of money and amass kudos on Archive of Our Own for her Hamilton HIV fanfic? And she does this for YEARS? And the person who uncovered it is doing it for revenge because the fake-HIV-fanfic writer made them delete a fanfic about Lin-Manuel Miranda and Thomas Jefferson as cannibal mermaids performing oral sex and unironically accused them of gentrifying cannibalism??? I mean, this s--- is f------ gold Source: moltencalf

moltencalf I sincerely apologize for spamming you all with the Hamilton fanfic controversy but it's really giving me so much strength. It's been a while since we've had the kind of scandal that only Tumblr can provide (like the person who robbed graves the person who mailed their toe to another person so they could make a necklace of it, etc). This scandal is just so f------ good, you know? White American college girl pretends to be a nonbinary Chinese-Pakistani Muslim human-trafficking survivor AND their American WOC wife and they live in India??? And they suffered a miscarriage? And they both have HIV? All so she can scam people out of money and amass kudos on Archive of Our Own for her Hamilton HIV fanfic? And she does this for YEARS? And the person who uncovered it is doing it for revenge because the fake-HIV-fanfic writer made them delete a fanfic about Lin-Manuel Miranda and Thomas Jefferson as cannibal mermaids performing oral sex and unironically accused them of gentrifying cannibalism??? I mean, this s--- is f------ gold Source: moltencalf

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Follow moltencalf I sincerely apologize for spamming you all with the Hamilton fanfic controversy but it's really giving me so much strength. It's been a while since we've had the kind of scandal that only Tumblr can provide (like the person who robbed graves the person who mailed their toe to another person so they could make a necklace of it, etc). This scandal is just so f------ good, you know? White American college girl pretends to be a nonbinary Chinese-Pakistani Muslim human-trafficking survivor AND their American WOC wife and they live in India??? And they suffered a miscarriage? And they both have HIV? All so she can scam people out of money and amass kudos on Archive of Our Own for her Hamilton HIV fanfic? And she does this for YEARS? And the person who uncovered it is doing it for revenge because the fake-HIV-fanfic writer made them delete a fanfic about Lin-Manuel Miranda and Thomas Jefferson as cannibal mermaids performing oral sex and unironically accused them of gentrifying cannibalism??? I mean, this s--- is f------ gold Source: moltencalf #only on tumblr 6,667 notes

Follow moltencalf I sincerely apologize for spamming you all with the Hamilton fanfic controversy but it's really giving me so much strength. It's been a while since we've had the kind of scandal that only Tumblr can provide (like the person who robbed graves the person who mailed their toe to another person so they could make a necklace of it, etc). This scandal is just so f------ good, you know? White American college girl pretends to be a nonbinary Chinese-Pakistani Muslim human-trafficking survivor AND their American WOC wife and they live in India??? And they suffered a miscarriage? And they both have HIV? All so she can scam people out of money and amass kudos on Archive of Our Own for her Hamilton HIV fanfic? And she does this for YEARS? And the person who uncovered it is doing it for revenge because the fake-HIV-fanfic writer made them delete a fanfic about Lin-Manuel Miranda and Thomas Jefferson as cannibal mermaids performing oral sex and unironically accused them of gentrifying cannibalism??? I mean, this s--- is f------ gold Source: moltencalf #only on tumblr 6,667 notes

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You have a huge bulge,that means you have huge nuts! Rip and Tear!

momfricker akemorph graatrunk sosyebabe What you got made fun of in school for? i went into american public school for 6th grade and i pierced someone's scrotum with a fencing foil that was missing the little rubber safety tip on the end by accident in gym and it was middle school so i was promptly nicknamed "The Nut Slayer and i cried until my parents let me move back to europe and live with my grandparents nutslayer is a powerful title can you imagine a european person coming to your school for 1 year, stabbing you in the ball sac, then promptly f------ back off to europe immediately afterwards. can you imagine being the bloke with the stitch in their scrote because of some mysterious foreign spherepuncturer In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ašcension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no eace; and with boiling blood he scoured the mbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Nut Slayer.

momfricker akemorph graatrunk sosyebabe What you got made fun of in school for? i went into american public school for 6th grade and i pierced someone's scrotum with a fencing foil that was missing the little rubber safety tip on the end by accident in gym and it was middle school so i was promptly nicknamed "The Nut Slayer and i cried until my parents let me move back to europe and live with my grandparents nutslayer is a powerful title can you imagine a european person coming to your school for 1 year, stabbing you in the ball sac, then promptly f------ back off to europe immediately afterwards. can you imagine being the bloke with the stitch in their scrote because of some mysterious foreign spherepuncturer In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ašcension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no eace; and with boiling blood he scoured the mbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Nut Slayer.

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Let Greg join

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HEY YOUTUBE HOW ABOUT YOU STOP RECOMMENDING ME CUPHEAD CRINGE COMPILATIONS YOU STUPID FUCKS I DONT W...

floofypancakes: paw-n-arts: suspicious-spirit: mx-corobo: theinnocentdovehasfallen: solareclipse0: mx-corobo: HEYYOUTUBE HOW ABOUT YOUSTOP RECOMMENDING ME CUPHEAD CRINGE COMPILATIONS YOU STUPID F---- I DONT WANNASEE FUCKINGASSHOLES MAKING FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE HAVING FUN THANKYOU THEY EVEN MADE A GIRL DISABLE HER COMMENTS BECAUSE THEY HARRASED HER OVERA CUPHEAD ANIMATION. I F------ HATE PEOPLE 132,858 views Like Dislike Share Downlo.... Add to LOPALU 51,314 subscr.. SUBSCRIBED Published on Oct 14, 2017 here is not a hint of a ship lol I just love these two your comments made me cry, and so l turned them off. I wanted to delete this videol This is just f----- up man. Wonder if those assholes are proud of themselves. Do these people really think they're hella cool by saying “woah this is cringe?? Gosh they even talk about how they should destroy or stop anything that they consider "cringy" in a fandom like it was a sect or something. Why can't they just leave the fandom alone? And then when someone calls them out they make the person look like the bad guy Imfao My friend who passed away in 2013, her art winded up in a Eddsworld Solarsands video. This caused thier sibling to delete all the art on her account. I hate cringe art videos so much. It's disrespectful. It's bullying. All this is doing is encouraging bullying and harassment. I feel like they should be banned at this point.

floofypancakes: paw-n-arts: suspicious-spirit: mx-corobo: theinnocentdovehasfallen: solareclipse0: mx-corobo: HEYYOUTUBE HOW ABOUT YOUSTOP RECOMMENDING ME CUPHEAD CRINGE COMPILATIONS YOU STUPID F---- I DONT WANNASEE FUCKINGASSHOLES MAKING FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE HAVING FUN THANKYOU THEY EVEN MADE A GIRL DISABLE HER COMMENTS BECAUSE THEY HARRASED HER OVERA CUPHEAD ANIMATION. I F------ HATE PEOPLE 132,858 views Like Dislike Share Downlo.... Add to LOPALU 51,314 subscr.. SUBSCRIBED Published on Oct 14, 2017 here is not a hint of a ship lol I just love these two your comments made me cry, and so l turned them off. I wanted to delete this videol This is just f----- up man. Wonder if those assholes are proud of themselves. Do these people really think they're hella cool by saying “woah this is cringe?? Gosh they even talk about how they should destroy or stop anything that they consider "cringy" in a fandom like it was a sect or something. Why can't they just leave the fandom alone? And then when someone calls them out they make the person look like the bad guy Imfao My friend who passed away in 2013, her art winded up in a Eddsworld Solarsands video. This caused thier sibling to delete all the art on her account. I hate cringe art videos so much. It's disrespectful. It's bullying. All this is doing is encouraging bullying and harassment. I feel like they should be banned at this point.

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The Tumblr Model

The Tumblr Model Tolerance Glorification Appropriation Fanaticism Intolerance LGB/Queer Transgender "I understand, you don't identify with how you were born, you really feel male/female inside. I'll fight for you." Trans people are so much better than cis scum. Trans boys are sooo hot, trans girls are way cuter! Who wants to be cis??" "I don't really identify with how I was born even though I'm comfortable in my body. I like cute bunself pronouns!" "Being transdoesn't require dysphoria, I am transtoo! Stop oppressing me, disgusting truscum!" "No medical help for truscum!!! Death to all truscum!!l Kill all trans men!!! "Pro-gay marriage! No more homophobia! We accept gay people!" "Gay relationships are so much better than straight relationships! Gay men are sooo hot! I wish I was gay!" "I am queer too!! It's not just LGBT, it's LGBTAIQKEIKFG+++. I am a grey-a "Gay people don't accept me into LGBT! Gay people are more privileged than me!! Gay men oppress me!" "Binary monosexual queers have it so much easier than mell F--- gay men!! ntic demisexual, stop oppressing me!" Ethnicity BDSM "I see, D/s is about trust. Subs aren't mistreated, they are taken care of Doms are responsible partners. D/s is about love!" Vanilla love isn't as deep! Dominants are perfect, Daddies are always gentlemen, Daddies will never ever hurt you!" "Being vanilla is so lame and boring! I want a Daddy to spoil me, I want to be a little princess! Not every sub always wants to submit!" "D/s is about tolerance, not control!! The submissive is really in charge. Stop telling me what D/s is, it is whatever I want it to be!!" "Control is abusel! Dominants are abusers! You're all tumblr doms red flags, abusers!!" "No more racism! More visibility for races other than white people!" "POC are so much better than white people! White people are boring, white people have no culture. Protect POCI" "If a POC tells you something, you LISTEN! WOC can't be wrong! Don't engage in other cultures, you're appropriating them!!" "F--- racist white scum, POC can't be racist! Whites shouldn't adopt POC children! Stay away from POC!!!" "POC who act white are trash!! Oreos!! Don't mix whites and POC!!" myragewillendworlds: Just something that's been on my mind. Tumblr has this specific way of handling communities. These are just the ones that come by on my dash, I'm sure there are plenty more examples First they start out nice, tolerant, willing to listen and learn. But they quickly become too nice and tolerant. Rather than simply accepting group X, they begin to overglorify them. They make them into something more special than people outside of group X, and coupled with their compulsive need to belong and feel special, desire to be a part of it too. In comes the appropriation. If they can't be a part of it, they'll make themselves a part of it, one way or another. And is someone in group Xnot acting the way their fantasy version of them acts? Call them out on it! They become so fanatical that they begin to talk over, or drive out the original people of group X. And then finally they manage to become so hateful, their initial tolerance has turned into cold, terrifying intolerance. Calling gay/trans men privileged over white straight cis women, telling t---------- people to die, purposefully triggering people they dislike into panic attacks, defending Muslims to the point of calling the attack on Charlie Hebdo justified. And sending death threats to anyone who dares to disagree. Being excluded from a group or community because you don't belong there is not oppression It simply means that group does not describe or fit you as an individual If you can't accept that, you have far deeper issues than your imagined oppression. Inb4 tons of hate messages and death threats. You know what I'm laughing at? All the f------ people proving this s--- right in the notes

The Tumblr Model Tolerance Glorification Appropriation Fanaticism Intolerance LGB/Queer Transgender "I understand, you don't identify with how you were born, you really feel male/female inside. I'll fight for you." Trans people are so much better than cis scum. Trans boys are sooo hot, trans girls are way cuter! Who wants to be cis??" "I don't really identify with how I was born even though I'm comfortable in my body. I like cute bunself pronouns!" "Being transdoesn't require dysphoria, I am transtoo! Stop oppressing me, disgusting truscum!" "No medical help for truscum!!! Death to all truscum!!l Kill all trans men!!! "Pro-gay marriage! No more homophobia! We accept gay people!" "Gay relationships are so much better than straight relationships! Gay men are sooo hot! I wish I was gay!" "I am queer too!! It's not just LGBT, it's LGBTAIQKEIKFG+++. I am a grey-a "Gay people don't accept me into LGBT! Gay people are more privileged than me!! Gay men oppress me!" "Binary monosexual queers have it so much easier than mell F--- gay men!! ntic demisexual, stop oppressing me!" Ethnicity BDSM "I see, D/s is about trust. Subs aren't mistreated, they are taken care of Doms are responsible partners. D/s is about love!" Vanilla love isn't as deep! Dominants are perfect, Daddies are always gentlemen, Daddies will never ever hurt you!" "Being vanilla is so lame and boring! I want a Daddy to spoil me, I want to be a little princess! Not every sub always wants to submit!" "D/s is about tolerance, not control!! The submissive is really in charge. Stop telling me what D/s is, it is whatever I want it to be!!" "Control is abusel! Dominants are abusers! You're all tumblr doms red flags, abusers!!" "No more racism! More visibility for races other than white people!" "POC are so much better than white people! White people are boring, white people have no culture. Protect POCI" "If a POC tells you something, you LISTEN! WOC can't be wrong! Don't engage in other cultures, you're appropriating them!!" "F--- racist white scum, POC can't be racist! Whites shouldn't adopt POC children! Stay away from POC!!!" "POC who act white are trash!! Oreos!! Don't mix whites and POC!!" myragewillendworlds: Just something that's been on my mind. Tumblr has this specific way of handling communities. These are just the ones that come by on my dash, I'm sure there are plenty more examples First they start out nice, tolerant, willing to listen and learn. But they quickly become too nice and tolerant. Rather than simply accepting group X, they begin to overglorify them. They make them into something more special than people outside of group X, and coupled with their compulsive need to belong and feel special, desire to be a part of it too. In comes the appropriation. If they can't be a part of it, they'll make themselves a part of it, one way or another. And is someone in group Xnot acting the way their fantasy version of them acts? Call them out on it! They become so fanatical that they begin to talk over, or drive out the original people of group X. And then finally they manage to become so hateful, their initial tolerance has turned into cold, terrifying intolerance. Calling gay/trans men privileged over white straight cis women, telling t---------- people to die, purposefully triggering people they dislike into panic attacks, defending Muslims to the point of calling the attack on Charlie Hebdo justified. And sending death threats to anyone who dares to disagree. Being excluded from a group or community because you don't belong there is not oppression It simply means that group does not describe or fit you as an individual If you can't accept that, you have far deeper issues than your imagined oppression. Inb4 tons of hate messages and death threats. You know what I'm laughing at? All the f------ people proving this s--- right in the notes

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Source housecatinca Mach 12th 2014,346 17 am-13 hours ago HOW ABOUT 3. Gentl 76 soft mallets IJUST DON'T PLAY elsaieni Fun Story My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what enough for him So getting frustrated, I told my buddy "Dont play his tme Just fake i Our Band Director then sounded perfect To my readers p means qiet, pp means realy quiet. I've never seen pppp before haha On the contrast, T means loud·rd ㅠ probably means so loud you go I had ftt in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physicaly possible wthout faling off my char Me and my trombone buddes had r and he sat next to me and played so hard that he lel out of his The lengths we go for music Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stitmess of the reed means t only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probabilty of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiqutous clarinet shniek One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange litle commotion back in the buba section whispering and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other's hands a shhh dont ca attention to And although they did atract the attention off basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, wh gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, "All night, let's nun through tup to sectionA And here we are, cheerfully playing along sounding reasonably competent-bu everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players They dont come in for the first eight measures or so and then when they do come in, what we see is [stfed gggingl treeeeeeally deep brea COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasnt actualy been cued to stop The band director doesnt even say anything just looks straight back at the bubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture In unison, the tuba players defend themseves. THERE WERE FOUR FS FFFF is not realy a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of al mat 恣holywhy would you put it", a tuba part This is the best band post Everyone else go home Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece caled Florentiner Marsch by Juius Fucik, and we savw his which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until that is 24 fortes who the f--- does that Who does that? This guy. Take a good look- that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose Julius IdontgivaFuck More like Julus Fuckt WHAT IS THIS IV CHINA USTENING TO YOUR CONCERT BECAUSEGUESS WHAT THAT IS SEEN THE LAST TWO WHAT YOURE GOING TO GET F--- WAS THAT T WAS THE TROMBONISTS THEYRE COMING THERE IS NO ESCAPE Pyrozod's tags for this were too hlanious not to share 332,274 notes You noed to check out FUNSubstance.com

Source housecatinca Mach 12th 2014,346 17 am-13 hours ago HOW ABOUT 3. Gentl 76 soft mallets IJUST DON'T PLAY elsaieni Fun Story My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what enough for him So getting frustrated, I told my buddy "Dont play his tme Just fake i Our Band Director then sounded perfect To my readers p means qiet, pp means realy quiet. I've never seen pppp before haha On the contrast, T means loud·rd ㅠ probably means so loud you go I had ftt in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physicaly possible wthout faling off my char Me and my trombone buddes had r and he sat next to me and played so hard that he lel out of his The lengths we go for music Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stitmess of the reed means t only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probabilty of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiqutous clarinet shniek One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange litle commotion back in the buba section whispering and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other's hands a shhh dont ca attention to And although they did atract the attention off basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, wh gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, "All night, let's nun through tup to sectionA And here we are, cheerfully playing along sounding reasonably competent-bu everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players They dont come in for the first eight measures or so and then when they do come in, what we see is [stfed gggingl treeeeeeally deep brea COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasnt actualy been cued to stop The band director doesnt even say anything just looks straight back at the bubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture In unison, the tuba players defend themseves. THERE WERE FOUR FS FFFF is not realy a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of al mat 恣holywhy would you put it", a tuba part This is the best band post Everyone else go home Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece caled Florentiner Marsch by Juius Fucik, and we savw his which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until that is 24 fortes who the f--- does that Who does that? This guy. Take a good look- that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose Julius IdontgivaFuck More like Julus Fuckt WHAT IS THIS IV CHINA USTENING TO YOUR CONCERT BECAUSEGUESS WHAT THAT IS SEEN THE LAST TWO WHAT YOURE GOING TO GET F--- WAS THAT T WAS THE TROMBONISTS THEYRE COMING THERE IS NO ESCAPE Pyrozod's tags for this were too hlanious not to share 332,274 notes You noed to check out FUNSubstance.com

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The Seven Friendly Sins

writing-prompt-s A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet, Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc the-weaver-of-worlds I would watch the crap outta this like wow posingasme Envy: "Glut, back off the guy, okay? Gluttony: "T'm just saying he could stand to gain a few pounds! I made spaghetti!" Sloth: "After we eat, it's gonna be time for a nice nap. We've earned it! Pride: "Damn right we did! thanatosdementor Just imagine the Catholic Church making a statement regarding this new tv show wombatking Wrath does nothing but encourage him to punch assholes. You deserve betterl That was YOUR parking space!" He's like three hundred pounds of muscle, Wrath And you are 165 pounds of RAGE! Wrath's advice isn't great, but he means well ladyananas Greed spends his days trying to help him manage his budget and put money on the side Bro check this out i've got the sickest retirement plan, technically it's tax evasion i guess but f--- those guys, right?

writing-prompt-s A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they're all trying to help him get back on his feet, Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc the-weaver-of-worlds I would watch the crap outta this like wow posingasme Envy: "Glut, back off the guy, okay? Gluttony: "T'm just saying he could stand to gain a few pounds! I made spaghetti!" Sloth: "After we eat, it's gonna be time for a nice nap. We've earned it! Pride: "Damn right we did! thanatosdementor Just imagine the Catholic Church making a statement regarding this new tv show wombatking Wrath does nothing but encourage him to punch assholes. You deserve betterl That was YOUR parking space!" He's like three hundred pounds of muscle, Wrath And you are 165 pounds of RAGE! Wrath's advice isn't great, but he means well ladyananas Greed spends his days trying to help him manage his budget and put money on the side Bro check this out i've got the sickest retirement plan, technically it's tax evasion i guess but f--- those guys, right?

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Happy Llama Fucker Day

gardenburger hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas. gardenburger no im not kidding we need to talk about this thestruttingdead #are you implying what i think you are thefingerfuckingfemalefury Christopher Columbus's only achievements in life were stumbling idiotically onto a country he wasn't looking for by accident, attempted genocide and giving the human race a new STD by f------ llamas and yet somehow he gets a public holiday So yeah, be sure to wish your friends and family a Happy Llama F----- day each and every year as we celebrate the man who gave the world the gift of syphillis

gardenburger hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas. gardenburger no im not kidding we need to talk about this thestruttingdead #are you implying what i think you are thefingerfuckingfemalefury Christopher Columbus's only achievements in life were stumbling idiotically onto a country he wasn't looking for by accident, attempted genocide and giving the human race a new STD by f------ llamas and yet somehow he gets a public holiday So yeah, be sure to wish your friends and family a Happy Llama F----- day each and every year as we celebrate the man who gave the world the gift of syphillis

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