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antonioborelli: WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF IM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS THEN I F----- WILL

antonioborelli: WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF IM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS THEN I F----- WILL

kentuckydarby She looks so surprised at what happened what the f--- did she think was gonna happen when she hit the wall with a hammer?

kentuckydarby She looks so surprised at what happened what the f--- did she think was gonna happen when she hit the wall with a hammer?

i-suck-d--- #: cartonisyndromea Source: narcotic the-doctor-to-my-tardis neckbeardeddragon cheezetits narcotic There's a book sitting in front of you. In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it? Hell f------ yeah Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person read it so you know what order to murder people in 242,649 notes

i-suck-d--- #: cartonisyndromea Source: narcotic the-doctor-to-my-tardis neckbeardeddragon cheezetits narcotic There's a book sitting in front of you. In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it? Hell f------ yeah Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person read it so you know what order to murder people in 242,649 notes

tennants-hair tennants-hair seduce me with extensive harry potter knowledge The name Voldemort comes from the French words for "flight of death", meaning the t at the end should be silent. damn son u can dirty talk like a champ

tennants-hair tennants-hair seduce me with extensive harry potter knowledge The name Voldemort comes from the French words for "flight of death", meaning the t at the end should be silent. damn son u can dirty talk like a champ

anotherfirebender thepyrolizard SO, Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix, right? I guess that's when the books started getting dead sirius You've been expelled from Hogwarts

anotherfirebender thepyrolizard SO, Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix, right? I guess that's when the books started getting dead sirius You've been expelled from Hogwarts

musicnotesandrazorblades sher... Source: swindontowns .. swindontownswoodilypooper i have an idea for a website alright, you know how 7 people in the world are supposed to look like you or whatever we make this website. and people upload pictures of themselves and add characteristic tags or something (curly hair, brown eyes, etc) ((idk something like that) and we UNITE YOU WITH YOUR TWINS LETS DO IT IT WOULD BE FUN PLEASE CAN THIS BE A THING 6,547 notes

musicnotesandrazorblades sher... Source: swindontowns .. swindontownswoodilypooper i have an idea for a website alright, you know how 7 people in the world are supposed to look like you or whatever we make this website. and people upload pictures of themselves and add characteristic tags or something (curly hair, brown eyes, etc) ((idk something like that) and we UNITE YOU WITH YOUR TWINS LETS DO IT IT WOULD BE FUN PLEASE CAN THIS BE A THING 6,547 notes

lunalovegood: "that was supposed to be funny but my mom turned it into a life lesson and started yelling at me" - a memoir

lunalovegood: "that was supposed to be funny but my mom turned it into a life lesson and started yelling at me" - a memoir

fricker lubricates: lubricates: PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIFR STATUSES ON FACEBOOK A TEXT POST FROM TUMBLR AND THEN PRETEND LIKE THEY CAME UP WITH IT MAKE ME SO MAD 2 minutes ago via Mobile PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR STATUSES ON FACEBOOK A TEXT POST FROM TUMBLR AND THEN PRETEND LIKE THEY CAME UP WITH IT MAKE ME SO MAD Like Comment Share Breanne Chapman, Sean Mackenzie, Puku Baker and 9 others ike this are you f------ kidding me i literally JUST posted this 18,169 notes

fricker lubricates: lubricates: PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIFR STATUSES ON FACEBOOK A TEXT POST FROM TUMBLR AND THEN PRETEND LIKE THEY CAME UP WITH IT MAKE ME SO MAD 2 minutes ago via Mobile PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR STATUSES ON FACEBOOK A TEXT POST FROM TUMBLR AND THEN PRETEND LIKE THEY CAME UP WITH IT MAKE ME SO MAD Like Comment Share Breanne Chapman, Sean Mackenzie, Puku Baker and 9 others ike this are you f------ kidding me i literally JUST posted this 18,169 notes

clype have you noticed that when someone goes 'i was bitten by a dog once and now I'm kinda wary around them most people are like aw, I understand but if a woman says she's been r----/abused by men in the past and is now scared of them she gets told she's paranoid and needs to get over it? I noticed that. have you noticed that when a dog bites a person, it gets put dowrn that second comment

clype have you noticed that when someone goes 'i was bitten by a dog once and now I'm kinda wary around them most people are like aw, I understand but if a woman says she's been r----/abused by men in the past and is now scared of them she gets told she's paranoid and needs to get over it? I noticed that. have you noticed that when a dog bites a person, it gets put dowrn that second comment

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fovelshucker: TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

fovelshucker: TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

potato-tots missingeharmony: potato-tots: potato-tots: what do you call a h----- that you pay with spaghetti? a pastatute how many people unfollowed you because of this 20

potato-tots missingeharmony: potato-tots: potato-tots: what do you call a h----- that you pay with spaghetti? a pastatute how many people unfollowed you because of this 20

nepeta-lives l came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like "son, you're having trouble throwing straight" and I replied "Tm also having trouble being straight". It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said throw the damn ball, Cooper"

nepeta-lives l came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like "son, you're having trouble throwing straight" and I replied "Tm also having trouble being straight". It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said throw the damn ball, Cooper"

Israel vs. Reality

in-a-merman - little-la a Source tescosfinest unsuccessfulmetalbenders shisnojon tescosfinest what if israel isn't rael But it Israel YOU STOP THAT

in-a-merman - little-la a Source tescosfinest unsuccessfulmetalbenders shisnojon tescosfinest what if israel isn't rael But it Israel YOU STOP THAT

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laugh-retard einsteinsmate Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, if you're trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it's the colour of the sky GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE t. 300,214 notes

laugh-retard einsteinsmate Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, if you're trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it's the colour of the sky GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE t. 300,214 notes

AMAZING NUCLEAR PHYSICS NOTES

Enrico Fermi Had theory of neutrons and beta decay Developed by BOMBARDING F------ URANIUM WITH ATOMS YEA BOMBS MOTHERFUKERS STUDIED NUCLEAR FUSION AND FISSION BUT IT SOUNDS F------ METAL WORKED ON THE MANHATTAN PROJECT YEY HYDROGEN BOMBS BUT OH WAIT THEY KILL PPL SO HE DECIDED TO STAHP GOOD ON YOU M8 . · DONT EVEN KNOWWHAT THAT F------ ts * Geoppard-Mayer rcat SECOND F------ WOMAN TO WIN THE NOBEL PRIZE IN PHYSICS F--- YEAH YOU GO GURL YOU DEFEATED THE F------ PATRIARCHY 1 DON'T EVEN GET WHAT YOUu STUDIED BUT WHATEVER FEMINISM F--- YEAH GO WOMEN WORKED WITH FERMI ON THE MANHATTAN PROJECT AND YES THIS WOMAN DESERVES CAPS LOCK DON'T JUDGE ME OTHERWISE F--- OFF STUDIED NUCLEAR SHELL MODEL AND DEVELOPED MAGIC NUMBERS IN WHICH ATOMS WERE STABLE CHARTED COMMON AND STABLE ISOTOPES o tave . SHE WAS ALSO FAB AND WORE RED LIPSTICK. THAT IS ALL Gell-Mann discovered f------ quarks which are so f------ tiny I don't get why we give a f--- o different flavors but not like yum more like WHY THE F--- ARE THEY CALLED FLAVORS IF THEY DON'T TASTE LIKE F------ ANYTHING but anyway they are up. down, strange, charm, bottom, top o that n---- be high as f--- to know what down tastes like proposed a quantum number called strangeness which is strange as f--- like srsly what was this dude on and where can I get some still alive and I want to meet him and ask what hes on . Large hadron collider .16.7 f------ miles long · SMASHES QUARKS AT SPEED OF LIGHT THAT IS F------ METAL . confirmed the higgs particle and I don't even know what that is so f--- me * research began in 2010 ( was supposed to be 2008 but it f----- up) . discover things about physics that we don't know about yey 4 future much learn

Enrico Fermi Had theory of neutrons and beta decay Developed by BOMBARDING F------ URANIUM WITH ATOMS YEA BOMBS MOTHERFUKERS STUDIED NUCLEAR FUSION AND FISSION BUT IT SOUNDS F------ METAL WORKED ON THE MANHATTAN PROJECT YEY HYDROGEN BOMBS BUT OH WAIT THEY KILL PPL SO HE DECIDED TO STAHP GOOD ON YOU M8 . · DONT EVEN KNOWWHAT THAT F------ ts * Geoppard-Mayer rcat SECOND F------ WOMAN TO WIN THE NOBEL PRIZE IN PHYSICS F--- YEAH YOU GO GURL YOU DEFEATED THE F------ PATRIARCHY 1 DON'T EVEN GET WHAT YOUu STUDIED BUT WHATEVER FEMINISM F--- YEAH GO WOMEN WORKED WITH FERMI ON THE MANHATTAN PROJECT AND YES THIS WOMAN DESERVES CAPS LOCK DON'T JUDGE ME OTHERWISE F--- OFF STUDIED NUCLEAR SHELL MODEL AND DEVELOPED MAGIC NUMBERS IN WHICH ATOMS WERE STABLE CHARTED COMMON AND STABLE ISOTOPES o tave . SHE WAS ALSO FAB AND WORE RED LIPSTICK. THAT IS ALL Gell-Mann discovered f------ quarks which are so f------ tiny I don't get why we give a f--- o different flavors but not like yum more like WHY THE F--- ARE THEY CALLED FLAVORS IF THEY DON'T TASTE LIKE F------ ANYTHING but anyway they are up. down, strange, charm, bottom, top o that n---- be high as f--- to know what down tastes like proposed a quantum number called strangeness which is strange as f--- like srsly what was this dude on and where can I get some still alive and I want to meet him and ask what hes on . Large hadron collider .16.7 f------ miles long · SMASHES QUARKS AT SPEED OF LIGHT THAT IS F------ METAL . confirmed the higgs particle and I don't even know what that is so f--- me * research began in 2010 ( was supposed to be 2008 but it f----- up) . discover things about physics that we don't know about yey 4 future much learn

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na na ur Hydra, my three-headed corn snake WHAT A BABY WHAT A THREE BABIES i love you hydra My jealousy of you burns with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns

na na ur Hydra, my three-headed corn snake WHAT A BABY WHAT A THREE BABIES i love you hydra My jealousy of you burns with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns

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The f--- is this kíd doing botemper smell the goddamn flower you p------------ baby chicken

The f--- is this kíd doing botemper smell the goddamn flower you p------------ baby chicken

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lumos5000 eriblue You guys realize that this scene means that a group of animators would have had to ask themselves "Okay Now, how would a tortilla move?" reasons why i love pixar

lumos5000 eriblue You guys realize that this scene means that a group of animators would have had to ask themselves "Okay Now, how would a tortilla move?" reasons why i love pixar

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aidefinichon heard u were talkin s---

contract-me-slowly the dangers of m-----------

contract-me-slowly the dangers of m-----------

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