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Eric Withakay

Druid: My name is Erik with a k. NPC: *writes name down* And your last name? Druid: With a k. NPC: No I got that: Erik. What's your last name? Druid: My last name is with a k. NPC: Wait.is your name Erik Erik? Druid: My last name is With a K. NPC: Okay wait a minute, so to clarify - Druid: My last name is literally the phrase *air quotes* "Withakay." It is all one word. NPC: *finishes writing* So review the document to make sure I got this right. Druid: *looks* No I spell Eric with a C Source: outofcontextdnd

Druid: My name is Erik with a k. NPC: *writes name down* And your last name? Druid: With a k. NPC: No I got that: Erik. What's your last name? Druid: My last name is with a k. NPC: Wait.is your name Erik Erik? Druid: My last name is With a K. NPC: Okay wait a minute, so to clarify - Druid: My last name is literally the phrase *air quotes* "Withakay." It is all one word. NPC: *finishes writing* So review the document to make sure I got this right. Druid: *looks* No I spell Eric with a C Source: outofcontextdnd

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This Needs to Be Made

spokenitalics First-ever DNA recovered from extinct miniature elephants of Sicily By Josh Davis First published 18 June 2021 jurassic park but it's tiny elephants and nothing goes wrong cipheramnesia same score but played entirely on kazoos jackalgirl Instead of Chris Pratt, it's Jack Black. Source: spokenitalics #I would watch the hell out of this 26,078 notes

spokenitalics First-ever DNA recovered from extinct miniature elephants of Sicily By Josh Davis First published 18 June 2021 jurassic park but it's tiny elephants and nothing goes wrong cipheramnesia same score but played entirely on kazoos jackalgirl Instead of Chris Pratt, it's Jack Black. Source: spokenitalics #I would watch the hell out of this 26,078 notes

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So Unrealistic

gayarsonist Follow woman in a victorian novel: *develops a fever from worrying too much* me, shivering and sweating with stress-induced anxiety: w-- that's so unrealistic lol 194,556 notes

gayarsonist Follow woman in a victorian novel: *develops a fever from worrying too much* me, shivering and sweating with stress-induced anxiety: w-- that's so unrealistic lol 194,556 notes

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Wasting Our Lives

skiesovergideon can someone explain to me Why it's perfectly acceptable to read all day, to garden all day, to be at the pool all day, to work all day, to shop all day, to be out with friends all day, but the minute you decide to sit at a computer or console and game all day, suddenly you're wasting your life? infernalhera The computer glows because it's full of Satan angel-ascending This. Source: skiesovergideon 147.911 notes t7 A

skiesovergideon can someone explain to me Why it's perfectly acceptable to read all day, to garden all day, to be at the pool all day, to work all day, to shop all day, to be out with friends all day, but the minute you decide to sit at a computer or console and game all day, suddenly you're wasting your life? infernalhera The computer glows because it's full of Satan angel-ascending This. Source: skiesovergideon 147.911 notes t7 A

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Don't Do It

nichtwing: kids, when you're choosing your college schedule, you'll hear a voice saying "just take the 8AM class. it won't be that bad. you've done it for this long" that's the devil talking

nichtwing: kids, when you're choosing your college schedule, you'll hear a voice saying "just take the 8AM class. it won't be that bad. you've done it for this long" that's the devil talking

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Ponytails

just-shower-thoughts I'm convinced that some girls with ponytails move their heads a little more enthusiastically because they like how their ponytails swing around. yellowspacecat we do.

just-shower-thoughts I'm convinced that some girls with ponytails move their heads a little more enthusiastically because they like how their ponytails swing around. yellowspacecat we do.

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TikTok

eqao Follow i will not download tiktok. if a tiktok is funny enough it will breach containment and make its way onto another platform. it's quality control

eqao Follow i will not download tiktok. if a tiktok is funny enough it will breach containment and make its way onto another platform. it's quality control

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Watering Pianos

orchestraordie guys at my university I have a part time job where my sole responsibility is filling up the piano humidifaction systems with water I literally am a piano waterer & tbh I kinda feel like l'm thriving orchestraordie I feel like I need to add that I carry around this water jug that kinda looks like a regular watering can and when people ask me what I'm doing I just say "watering the pianos" and walk away

orchestraordie guys at my university I have a part time job where my sole responsibility is filling up the piano humidifaction systems with water I literally am a piano waterer & tbh I kinda feel like l'm thriving orchestraordie I feel like I need to add that I carry around this water jug that kinda looks like a regular watering can and when people ask me what I'm doing I just say "watering the pianos" and walk away

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Statistics Lesson

5.0 ***** (19) 4.6 ***** (2,280) made with mematic justsomerandomgaynerd Follow #.i think this meme demonstrated the importance of sample size better and more efficiently than any science class i've ever taken

5.0 ***** (19) 4.6 ***** (2,280) made with mematic justsomerandomgaynerd Follow #.i think this meme demonstrated the importance of sample size better and more efficiently than any science class i've ever taken

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Manners

lochnessie 1. Can we as millennials and gen-z's collectively agree that NObody Cares about elbows on the table like Why was that Ever A Problem for Anyone?? We can chill right? insideachrysaliswrithing 2.but chewing with your mouth open is still gross and bad. keep that locked up

lochnessie 1. Can we as millennials and gen-z's collectively agree that NObody Cares about elbows on the table like Why was that Ever A Problem for Anyone?? We can chill right? insideachrysaliswrithing 2.but chewing with your mouth open is still gross and bad. keep that locked up

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Future Gordon Ramsay

Alix E. Harrow @AlixEHarrow having been told that it's rude to call dinner "gross," our 4yo is finding increasingly creative ways to express himself "this tastes..unlucky to me" "this sends my mouth into outer space. (that's bad)" "cauliflower is"--[pinches fingers together]--"this much delicious" transenbyhollis Follow you told your toddler not to be rude and so now he is developing an incredible skill with sick f------ burns

Alix E. Harrow @AlixEHarrow having been told that it's rude to call dinner "gross," our 4yo is finding increasingly creative ways to express himself "this tastes..unlucky to me" "this sends my mouth into outer space. (that's bad)" "cauliflower is"--[pinches fingers together]--"this much delicious" transenbyhollis Follow you told your toddler not to be rude and so now he is developing an incredible skill with sick f------ burns

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Pirates are Theater Nerds

phillipviwasapretender if i was a pirate captain i would get a movie projector and play a movie on the big sails every friday night for my boys to kick back and enjoy some time off unless we were under attack poetfish Pirates legit did the 16-17th century equivalent of this. When things were slow, they would put on plays, act out dramas of stories they knew, or freestyle. The most preferred model of original productions was courtroom drama: "trying" each other for piracy. The "accused" would list off their many, dramatically and humorously embellished crimes, and be equally dramatically sentenced. Sometimes there was a daring escape, sometimes just a really maudlin death scene, but a good time was had by all. brujahinaskirt As we all suspected, pirates are theater nerds. Source: phillipviwasapretender

phillipviwasapretender if i was a pirate captain i would get a movie projector and play a movie on the big sails every friday night for my boys to kick back and enjoy some time off unless we were under attack poetfish Pirates legit did the 16-17th century equivalent of this. When things were slow, they would put on plays, act out dramas of stories they knew, or freestyle. The most preferred model of original productions was courtroom drama: "trying" each other for piracy. The "accused" would list off their many, dramatically and humorously embellished crimes, and be equally dramatically sentenced. Sometimes there was a daring escape, sometimes just a really maudlin death scene, but a good time was had by all. brujahinaskirt As we all suspected, pirates are theater nerds. Source: phillipviwasapretender

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The Best Superpower

blinkpen shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father's house at night while chanting ominously about his sins, slytherin-stud This took a weird turn, but l'm still on board Quelle: blinkpen 503,529 Anmerkungen

blinkpen shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father's house at night while chanting ominously about his sins, slytherin-stud This took a weird turn, but l'm still on board Quelle: blinkpen 503,529 Anmerkungen

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An Odd Robot Function

shrekyourself Follow Robot will feed you tomatoes while you run KAGO O רדידיצל" רד יTצ7| SOME KAGOM ARBER disappointedburger Follow Finally

shrekyourself Follow Robot will feed you tomatoes while you run KAGO O רדידיצל" רד יTצ7| SOME KAGOM ARBER disappointedburger Follow Finally

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Are You Guys Okay?

boogiewoogieking *randomly materializes out of a murder of crows with a slurpee in my hand* hey guys what's up? neednothavehappenedtobetrue *forty bats coalescing into an approximate human form, holding a gatorade* not much, how about you? prince-bully-koopa * 5 wolves make their presence known with a piercing how before joining in the circle. They clutter together, and take the form of a human with a iced coffee* 'sup. catwithbenefits *emerges from the back exit of Dairy Queen to take out the garbage* uh.. uhhh... m-my boss said y'all aren't allowed to hang out back here...

boogiewoogieking *randomly materializes out of a murder of crows with a slurpee in my hand* hey guys what's up? neednothavehappenedtobetrue *forty bats coalescing into an approximate human form, holding a gatorade* not much, how about you? prince-bully-koopa * 5 wolves make their presence known with a piercing how before joining in the circle. They clutter together, and take the form of a human with a iced coffee* 'sup. catwithbenefits *emerges from the back exit of Dairy Queen to take out the garbage* uh.. uhhh... m-my boss said y'all aren't allowed to hang out back here...

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"pop culture has gotten such a longer shelf life over the past 20 years"

lostmind3 3 elidyce Follow rcmclachlan Follow Turns out, 2000 was 20 years ago. Which is odd, since 1980 was also. rhube Follow The thing Gen-Z really needs to understand is that no one older than them is ever going to be able to estimate time correctly because the Millennium. The Millennium will always be Not That Long Ago. Everything since the Millennium will always be, in some sense, 'new'. It just broke us, OK? It was too big and we'll never quite be able to deal. A Irgcarter Follow Was the real millennium bug inside us all along? jenroses Follow yер. porcupine-girl Follow I think at least part of this is that pop culture has gotten such a longer shelf life over the past 20 years. You can listen to a Top 40 station now and hear a song from 10 years ago easily, even songs from the 80s or 90s on special occasions (which might just be the Nineties at Noon or whatever every single day). A Top 40 station in the 80s? Played the current f------ Top 40 and that was it. You were lucky if you heard a song that was one year old, definitely never ten. I was born in 1979 and heard almost no music from before I was born until high school or college. If you wanted to hear anything older than a year, you had to listen to a classic rock (late 60s to 70s) or oldies (50s to early 60s) station. There was nothing earlier than that on the radio. A restaurant was playing What a Feeling, from 1983. 28 years before my son was born. That's the equivalent of hearing a song from 1951 in the late 80s, which just did not happen. Even for an oldies station, it was hard to find anything that old. VCRS were just getting big in the mid-80s, but there was a limited selection of videos you could buy (or even rent) for them. Most video rental stores didn't bother to stock TV shows, it just wasn't worth it. (Few shows were even released on VHS.) So you could generally watch recent movies and "classics" but if you were looking for some random movie from the mid-70s - that's only ten years previous - you were mostly out of luck. Imagine looking for a movie from 2006 right now, and you can find maybe the top- grossing ones and a few that won Oscars, but Night at the Museum? The Devil Wears Prada? You're s--- outta luck. That's what it would have been like looking for movies from 1976 in 1989. So for those of us who grew up in the 80s and early 90s, pop culture had a hard limit of about a decade, if that. By the late 90s, the internet was good enough that music was starting to stretch that, but you still couldn't really get video through the internet and DVDS were still catching up in terms of what was available. You didn't really get entire seasons of TV on DVD until the early 00s - the first season of The Simpsons, which aired in 1989, wasn't released on DVD until 2001. Anyhow, I think that's why a lot of older millennials and Gen Xers are having trouble wrapping our heads around the idea that the year 2000 was almost 20 years ago. Because we grew up in a world where if you heard a song regularly, or watched a movie or a TV show that wasn't late-night reruns, it had probably been released within the past 5 years, and almost definitely within the past 20. Our brains haven't quite gotten used to hearing a new song followed by a 30- year-old song on the radio and not just being able to find any decade-old movie at will but seeing gifs of decade-old movies almost daily. Our brains think that means those things must still be new. lostmind3 Follow I have never heard anyone explain it so clearly before. And I LIVED it. Source: rcmclachlan 214,666 notes

lostmind3 3 elidyce Follow rcmclachlan Follow Turns out, 2000 was 20 years ago. Which is odd, since 1980 was also. rhube Follow The thing Gen-Z really needs to understand is that no one older than them is ever going to be able to estimate time correctly because the Millennium. The Millennium will always be Not That Long Ago. Everything since the Millennium will always be, in some sense, 'new'. It just broke us, OK? It was too big and we'll never quite be able to deal. A Irgcarter Follow Was the real millennium bug inside us all along? jenroses Follow yер. porcupine-girl Follow I think at least part of this is that pop culture has gotten such a longer shelf life over the past 20 years. You can listen to a Top 40 station now and hear a song from 10 years ago easily, even songs from the 80s or 90s on special occasions (which might just be the Nineties at Noon or whatever every single day). A Top 40 station in the 80s? Played the current f------ Top 40 and that was it. You were lucky if you heard a song that was one year old, definitely never ten. I was born in 1979 and heard almost no music from before I was born until high school or college. If you wanted to hear anything older than a year, you had to listen to a classic rock (late 60s to 70s) or oldies (50s to early 60s) station. There was nothing earlier than that on the radio. A restaurant was playing What a Feeling, from 1983. 28 years before my son was born. That's the equivalent of hearing a song from 1951 in the late 80s, which just did not happen. Even for an oldies station, it was hard to find anything that old. VCRS were just getting big in the mid-80s, but there was a limited selection of videos you could buy (or even rent) for them. Most video rental stores didn't bother to stock TV shows, it just wasn't worth it. (Few shows were even released on VHS.) So you could generally watch recent movies and "classics" but if you were looking for some random movie from the mid-70s - that's only ten years previous - you were mostly out of luck. Imagine looking for a movie from 2006 right now, and you can find maybe the top- grossing ones and a few that won Oscars, but Night at the Museum? The Devil Wears Prada? You're s--- outta luck. That's what it would have been like looking for movies from 1976 in 1989. So for those of us who grew up in the 80s and early 90s, pop culture had a hard limit of about a decade, if that. By the late 90s, the internet was good enough that music was starting to stretch that, but you still couldn't really get video through the internet and DVDS were still catching up in terms of what was available. You didn't really get entire seasons of TV on DVD until the early 00s - the first season of The Simpsons, which aired in 1989, wasn't released on DVD until 2001. Anyhow, I think that's why a lot of older millennials and Gen Xers are having trouble wrapping our heads around the idea that the year 2000 was almost 20 years ago. Because we grew up in a world where if you heard a song regularly, or watched a movie or a TV show that wasn't late-night reruns, it had probably been released within the past 5 years, and almost definitely within the past 20. Our brains haven't quite gotten used to hearing a new song followed by a 30- year-old song on the radio and not just being able to find any decade-old movie at will but seeing gifs of decade-old movies almost daily. Our brains think that means those things must still be new. lostmind3 Follow I have never heard anyone explain it so clearly before. And I LIVED it. Source: rcmclachlan 214,666 notes

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Fellas, is it gay to show any kind of emotions to your friends?

A theglowpt2 straight men trying to make Serious war dramas and accidentally making incredibly tender homoerotic cinema is the funniest thing veraxplus Can you imagine being so f------ disgustingly touch-starved and sex-saturated that any amount of fraternal camaraderie instantly signals "they are gays, they are in a homosexual relationship" to your ghoulish, p----addled brain?

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Bisexual Monster Lover-Furry: OUR Husband now

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Donald and Dog, Reunited at Last

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