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The collective hallucination
![valdevia Follow The person who ran next to your car when you were a child. valdevia Follow Shoutout to those that never imagined this guy and get really confused when they see everyone agree that they saw them as a kid. My favorite collective hallucination.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/897/132/468.jpeg)
![valdevia Follow The person who ran next to your car when you were a child. valdevia Follow Shoutout to those that never imagined this guy and get really confused when they see everyone agree that they saw them as a kid. My favorite collective hallucination.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/897/132/468.jpeg)
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So comforting
![myjurassicisparked Follow The JP characters going through 24 hours of straight trauma and terror Me, enjoying my comfort movie "This is my comfort movie," she says as the T. rex terrorizes children trapped in a vehicle. ...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/897/131/7e8.png)
![myjurassicisparked Follow The JP characters going through 24 hours of straight trauma and terror Me, enjoying my comfort movie "This is my comfort movie," she says as the T. rex terrorizes children trapped in a vehicle. ...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/897/131/7e8.png)
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Who's laughing now?
![gaymilesedgeworth: CREDIT: DREA sometimes i think about the fact that Dreamworks was working on the Prince of Egypt and Shrek at the same time and would apparently send people to work on Shrek instead of the Prince of Egypt as a form of punishment the night i posted this i couldn't find a source and i've been wondering ever since if maybe it was just some kind of up fever dream or something. but no, it's real: As Shrek floundered, its status as the ugly stepchild at DreamWorks was reinforced. "It was known as the Gulag," said one animator. "If you failed on Prince of Egypt...you were sent to the dungeons to work on Shrek." The assignment was referred to as being "Shreked." i learned something today](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/897/130/674.jpg)
![gaymilesedgeworth: CREDIT: DREA sometimes i think about the fact that Dreamworks was working on the Prince of Egypt and Shrek at the same time and would apparently send people to work on Shrek instead of the Prince of Egypt as a form of punishment the night i posted this i couldn't find a source and i've been wondering ever since if maybe it was just some kind of up fever dream or something. but no, it's real: As Shrek floundered, its status as the ugly stepchild at DreamWorks was reinforced. "It was known as the Gulag," said one animator. "If you failed on Prince of Egypt...you were sent to the dungeons to work on Shrek." The assignment was referred to as being "Shreked." i learned something today](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/897/130/674.jpg)
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A more accurate description
![catradoratwtgoodies Follow tiff @lornursus everything in moderation except for animated women who are slightly unhinged proxissima Follow #ayyy # catgirlpygmymarmoset I would argue that Azula and Jinx are a bit more than "slightly" unhinged. would even go so far as to say they are no longer connected to the doorframe #sh post](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/897/129/346.jpg)
![catradoratwtgoodies Follow tiff @lornursus everything in moderation except for animated women who are slightly unhinged proxissima Follow #ayyy # catgirlpygmymarmoset I would argue that Azula and Jinx are a bit more than "slightly" unhinged. would even go so far as to say they are no longer connected to the doorframe #sh post](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/897/129/346.jpg)
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I did too
![CON envyadams.tumblr.com/post/4011755381 deltacobell: envyadams: Drunk Andrew Garfield: a collage at first glance i thought this was one direction](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/897/128/c23.jpg)
![CON envyadams.tumblr.com/post/4011755381 deltacobell: envyadams: Drunk Andrew Garfield: a collage at first glance i thought this was one direction](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/897/128/c23.jpg)
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An ancient meme?
![TIL The etymology of the worlds most recognizable word, "okay / OK", comes from a fad in the 1830s where people purposely misspelt "all correct" as "oll korrect". via reddit.com t? s' fromspace IT WAS A F MEME](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/897/127/1bb.png)
![TIL The etymology of the worlds most recognizable word, "okay / OK", comes from a fad in the 1830s where people purposely misspelt "all correct" as "oll korrect". via reddit.com t? s' fromspace IT WAS A F MEME](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/897/127/1bb.png)
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Seriously though, it's Elmo
![depsidase Jul 8 Elmo . @Elmo Mar 8, 2023 Happy international Women's day from Elmo! 4.8K 17 23.5K Andrew Tate 612.5K <] ⠀ @Cobratate Mar 8, 2023 You have poisoned the minds of young boys for generations. Vilifying masculinity and what it means to be a man. May you and your Sesame Street become reduced to a pile of burning rubble. Up yours vile creature. 176 1739 411 thedrugdude Follow Aug 4 Well HE seems nice. anarchistmemecollective Follow 32m ago #who beefs with elmo](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/897/126/d39.png)
![depsidase Jul 8 Elmo . @Elmo Mar 8, 2023 Happy international Women's day from Elmo! 4.8K 17 23.5K Andrew Tate 612.5K <] ⠀ @Cobratate Mar 8, 2023 You have poisoned the minds of young boys for generations. Vilifying masculinity and what it means to be a man. May you and your Sesame Street become reduced to a pile of burning rubble. Up yours vile creature. 176 1739 411 thedrugdude Follow Aug 4 Well HE seems nice. anarchistmemecollective Follow 32m ago #who beefs with elmo](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/897/126/d39.png)
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It just makes sense
![otherwindow Follow character: *has frost powers* me: your backstory is family related trauma isn't it otherwindow Follow](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/897/125/7a2.jpg)
![otherwindow Follow character: *has frost powers* me: your backstory is family related trauma isn't it otherwindow Follow](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/897/125/7a2.jpg)
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She's a hoot
![Ne America's definitive NATENS binding AUTOMS SOCIETY SIBLEY BIRDS Ellen D. Hartimeier YEAH, SHE'S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN. THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS. themaefive I tried to scroll past this.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/897/124/d4c.jpg)
![Ne America's definitive NATENS binding AUTOMS SOCIETY SIBLEY BIRDS Ellen D. Hartimeier YEAH, SHE'S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN. THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS. themaefive I tried to scroll past this.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/897/124/d4c.jpg)
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Two kinds of cats
![yikes-ajax Follow Scenario: Accidentally kicked my cat Cat 1: !! You KICK me?! For shame, for shame! You foolish, lowly MORTAL, do you know what dishonor you bring upon your BLOODLINE? Three hundred years of cold isolation for you! I leave you in your sin to wallow, as you have BETRAYED me like the nature of man I had hoped you were above! Nay, I see now, you were never a benevolent god or vessel of divinity, you are a SNAKE! A SNAKE I say! Rest alone, cold and sorrowful for yourself, may the misplaced pity you fraught with bury you! Cat 2: bro I ain't f moving lol #there are two kinds of cats. cat people know.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/897/123/378.png)
![yikes-ajax Follow Scenario: Accidentally kicked my cat Cat 1: !! You KICK me?! For shame, for shame! You foolish, lowly MORTAL, do you know what dishonor you bring upon your BLOODLINE? Three hundred years of cold isolation for you! I leave you in your sin to wallow, as you have BETRAYED me like the nature of man I had hoped you were above! Nay, I see now, you were never a benevolent god or vessel of divinity, you are a SNAKE! A SNAKE I say! Rest alone, cold and sorrowful for yourself, may the misplaced pity you fraught with bury you! Cat 2: bro I ain't f moving lol #there are two kinds of cats. cat people know.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/897/123/378.png)
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all words are made up
![snuffles005 Follow as someone who studies linguistics, i will never not laugh when someone says "that word doesn't exist" like, my good bitch. if a word is regularly used by a certain amount of people then it exists. if it has its own grammatical rules then its perfectly valid. it's part of their lexicon now, sweetie. "It's a made up word" honey, all words are made up. Linguists didn't just f------ excavate athens and were like BEHOLD!!! VOCABULARY!! "that word isn't in the dictionary" dictionaries are not rule books, they're record books. "Refrigerate" didn't exist 200 years ago and yet here we are. a language that doesn't adapt to an ever changing society is bound to be lost because eventually, it won't be able to keep up with Social progress. you m------------.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/888/376/7bc.png)
![snuffles005 Follow as someone who studies linguistics, i will never not laugh when someone says "that word doesn't exist" like, my good bitch. if a word is regularly used by a certain amount of people then it exists. if it has its own grammatical rules then its perfectly valid. it's part of their lexicon now, sweetie. "It's a made up word" honey, all words are made up. Linguists didn't just f------ excavate athens and were like BEHOLD!!! VOCABULARY!! "that word isn't in the dictionary" dictionaries are not rule books, they're record books. "Refrigerate" didn't exist 200 years ago and yet here we are. a language that doesn't adapt to an ever changing society is bound to be lost because eventually, it won't be able to keep up with Social progress. you m------------.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/888/376/7bc.png)
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I am so confused
![teaboot Aug 9, 2024 - 1:54 PM 2 hours ago 1:54 PM Anonymous asked: teaboot will you be the livvy dunne to my baby gronk youre so sigma wa lvl ten gyatt im not skibidi i wanna rizz you up ா teaboot answered: w. What fionn-o-nassus Aug 9, 2024 - 2:42 PM 1 hour ago well you see, livvy dunne rizzed up baby gronk at Isu, and now baby gronk is the new rizz king. baby gronk stole livvy from the drip king at Isu. teaboot Aug 9, 2024 - 3:26 PM 1 hour ago The... the love interest to the individual who has gained... desirability.. through wooing the romantic partner of... the figure of status... at the function??? teaboot Aug 9, 2024 3:31 PM 57 minutes ago Does.... baby gronk... is baby gronk the new rizz king BECAUSE livvy dunne rizzed him up at Isu?? Or. Or are those things unrelated teaboot Aug 9, 2024 - 3:32 PM 56 minutes ago Anon I think I might be too old for you × Close notes 3:32 PM D ☺](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/885/781/79a.png)
![teaboot Aug 9, 2024 - 1:54 PM 2 hours ago 1:54 PM Anonymous asked: teaboot will you be the livvy dunne to my baby gronk youre so sigma wa lvl ten gyatt im not skibidi i wanna rizz you up ா teaboot answered: w. What fionn-o-nassus Aug 9, 2024 - 2:42 PM 1 hour ago well you see, livvy dunne rizzed up baby gronk at Isu, and now baby gronk is the new rizz king. baby gronk stole livvy from the drip king at Isu. teaboot Aug 9, 2024 - 3:26 PM 1 hour ago The... the love interest to the individual who has gained... desirability.. through wooing the romantic partner of... the figure of status... at the function??? teaboot Aug 9, 2024 3:31 PM 57 minutes ago Does.... baby gronk... is baby gronk the new rizz king BECAUSE livvy dunne rizzed him up at Isu?? Or. Or are those things unrelated teaboot Aug 9, 2024 - 3:32 PM 56 minutes ago Anon I think I might be too old for you × Close notes 3:32 PM D ☺](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/885/781/79a.png)
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Get it?
![tiger-in-the-flightdeck The lack of context here is thrilling mark-watney-spacepirate introductory python programming course](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/885/780/e19.jpeg)
![tiger-in-the-flightdeck The lack of context here is thrilling mark-watney-spacepirate introductory python programming course](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/885/780/e19.jpeg)
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Real
![☐ cryptotheism reblogged borschtwife linemonty Follow Rabban Shimon b. Gamliel says: It was not necessary for him to say all this. many such cases oaky-dokey 400 601 Q Follow אומר "ושמרו בני ישראל את השבת *אמרה שכ ALT תורה חלל עליו שבת אחת כדי שישמור שבתות הרבה א"ר יהודה אמר שמואל אי הואי התם הוה אמינא דידי עדיפא מדידהו * וחי בהם בהם *אמר רבא לכולהו אית להו פירכא בר מדשמואל דלית ליה פירכא Yoma 85b: Rav Yehuda said that Shmuel said, "If I had been there, I would have said it better than him." 4,377 notes D](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/885/779/edc.jpeg)
![☐ cryptotheism reblogged borschtwife linemonty Follow Rabban Shimon b. Gamliel says: It was not necessary for him to say all this. many such cases oaky-dokey 400 601 Q Follow אומר "ושמרו בני ישראל את השבת *אמרה שכ ALT תורה חלל עליו שבת אחת כדי שישמור שבתות הרבה א"ר יהודה אמר שמואל אי הואי התם הוה אמינא דידי עדיפא מדידהו * וחי בהם בהם *אמר רבא לכולהו אית להו פירכא בר מדשמואל דלית ליה פירכא Yoma 85b: Rav Yehuda said that Shmuel said, "If I had been there, I would have said it better than him." 4,377 notes D](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/885/779/edc.jpeg)
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Skeleton brings all the boys to the yard
![gaydelgard Follow ... May 30 if you are the type of person to tell a girl to stop driving around with an adult sized plastic skeleton strapped into the backseat of her car do not imagine even for one second that you could ever score a girl who would drive around with an adult sized plastic skeleton in the backseat of her car gaydelgard he said it would "scare the kids" children love my skeleton gaydelgard woman rolled her window down at the stoplight today to tell me how much her kids were LOVING the skeleton gaydelgard children love me, tumblr users want me carnally. for my skeleton.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/885/778/43c.png)
![gaydelgard Follow ... May 30 if you are the type of person to tell a girl to stop driving around with an adult sized plastic skeleton strapped into the backseat of her car do not imagine even for one second that you could ever score a girl who would drive around with an adult sized plastic skeleton in the backseat of her car gaydelgard he said it would "scare the kids" children love my skeleton gaydelgard woman rolled her window down at the stoplight today to tell me how much her kids were LOVING the skeleton gaydelgard children love me, tumblr users want me carnally. for my skeleton.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/885/778/43c.png)
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Faster please
![wolfythewitch 17h ago Follow This too shall pass but like holy fi](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/885/777/bfc.png)
![wolfythewitch 17h ago Follow This too shall pass but like holy fi](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/885/777/bfc.png)
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