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lezgirlsrock Me on the phone: Yeah I'm going to be late to work today. Supervisor: Why? Me: There's a cat gang bang happening on top of my car. Supervisor: (Silence) Supervisor: Well can't you break it up? Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They've probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist. Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.

lezgirlsrock Me on the phone: Yeah I'm going to be late to work today. Supervisor: Why? Me: There's a cat gang bang happening on top of my car. Supervisor: (Silence) Supervisor: Well can't you break it up? Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They've probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist. Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.

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Christchurch Police 17 hrs Edted WANTED TO ARREST Samuel Evan LAKE has a warrant for his amest LAKE is 23 years of age, 171cm tall and of thin build See More Lke Comment Share 975 people ethis Top Comments Sam Lake 1 need to get a new mugshet Roaply 42,139 16 hrs Christchurch Police Come see us and arrange at no Like 4,167-16 hrs Sam Lake if only they were as good at finding Like Reply 4865 15 hr 44 Replies 2min mih layn new zealand's finest

Christchurch Police 17 hrs Edted WANTED TO ARREST Samuel Evan LAKE has a warrant for his amest LAKE is 23 years of age, 171cm tall and of thin build See More Lke Comment Share 975 people ethis Top Comments Sam Lake 1 need to get a new mugshet Roaply 42,139 16 hrs Christchurch Police Come see us and arrange at no Like 4,167-16 hrs Sam Lake if only they were as good at finding Like Reply 4865 15 hr 44 Replies 2min mih layn new zealand's finest

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Anonymous said: Even if you say it's fruit idm it looks like gore. Better safe than sorry please tag it... pukind: "Even if I say it's fruit"??? It is fruit. There isn't any factual ambiguity to be discussed about the nature of my statement on the matter. It's fruit. hi i'm ane and f--- you NAVIGAYTION AND SO GOOD FOR YOU. MMMMM LOOK AT THAT POM~ Babby Signless should eat 20 more so he can be a strong, still-growing rebel heathen. dont be a f------ a------ even if its not gore, tag it that looks like a f----- heart at first glance OH NO I HAVE TO TAKE THREE SECONDS OUT OF MY DAY TO STOP SOMEONE FROM BEING UNCOMFORTABLE!! H-------- tag your gore/pomegranates asswipe

Anonymous said: Even if you say it's fruit idm it looks like gore. Better safe than sorry please tag it... pukind: "Even if I say it's fruit"??? It is fruit. There isn't any factual ambiguity to be discussed about the nature of my statement on the matter. It's fruit. hi i'm ane and f--- you NAVIGAYTION AND SO GOOD FOR YOU. MMMMM LOOK AT THAT POM~ Babby Signless should eat 20 more so he can be a strong, still-growing rebel heathen. dont be a f------ a------ even if its not gore, tag it that looks like a f----- heart at first glance OH NO I HAVE TO TAKE THREE SECONDS OUT OF MY DAY TO STOP SOMEONE FROM BEING UNCOMFORTABLE!! H-------- tag your gore/pomegranates asswipe

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thedaltonstaircase "What are you doing on the computer all the time?"

thedaltonstaircase "What are you doing on the computer all the time?"

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Clearly, America is part of Jupiter

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North America compared to Jupiter gaywilliamiohnson soundgoodizer howd they get north america out there please bring us home

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2040 My boyfriend made a promise to be that we would visit Paris and lock a padlock to this very bridge, throwing away the key. A symbolic gesture of our love and commitment.. He is my soul, my life, my reason for fighting thats australia

2040 My boyfriend made a promise to be that we would visit Paris and lock a padlock to this very bridge, throwing away the key. A symbolic gesture of our love and commitment.. He is my soul, my life, my reason for fighting thats australia

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gay-subtext "NO F--- OFF 65

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they have a point... but dear god, my childhood,

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iwishihadafather。 Source: stablefree stablefree stablefree snt Litie Red Riding Hood just an underage furry vore fantic 19 25,353 notes

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pumpkin-spice-meenah megidoug...+ Source:techykisses techykisses there are two good reasons why people wear zodiac signs 1. they're happy to wear their sigh in public and it could be a great conversation starter and you know it looks really nice 2. you know the second reason why you piece of fithy tras h #1 need a terezi shirt #accuracy 26,655 notes

pumpkin-spice-meenah megidoug...+ Source:techykisses techykisses there are two good reasons why people wear zodiac signs 1. they're happy to wear their sigh in public and it could be a great conversation starter and you know it looks really nice 2. you know the second reason why you piece of fithy tras h #1 need a terezi shirt #accuracy 26,655 notes

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mariomarc obscuruslupa Source:steelplatedhearts b-dangerous steelplatedhearts steelplatedhearts the only acceptable white dude casting for dř. strange is will arnett, and that's only if he plays it like gob bluth as dr. strange and the movie's theme song is the final countdown "I don't have time for your tricks, Strange. "ILLUSIONS, Director Fury. You don't have time for my ILLUSIONS." 17,786 notes

mariomarc obscuruslupa Source:steelplatedhearts b-dangerous steelplatedhearts steelplatedhearts the only acceptable white dude casting for dř. strange is will arnett, and that's only if he plays it like gob bluth as dr. strange and the movie's theme song is the final countdown "I don't have time for your tricks, Strange. "ILLUSIONS, Director Fury. You don't have time for my ILLUSIONS." 17,786 notes

Everyone goes through this phase at one point cyberworm-txt 22,511 notes

Everyone goes through this phase at one point cyberworm-txt 22,511 notes

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dilfgod people have been illegally dumping their old boats all around abandoned neighborhoods in detroit so this one newscaster on the local news station has been collecting them and finding out who the owners are by looking up the ID numbers on the boats and then she puts them on a flatbed truck and she brings them back to their owners wearing a f------ captain's hat and she knocks on their doors and goes "hey we found your boat!

dilfgod people have been illegally dumping their old boats all around abandoned neighborhoods in detroit so this one newscaster on the local news station has been collecting them and finding out who the owners are by looking up the ID numbers on the boats and then she puts them on a flatbed truck and she brings them back to their owners wearing a f------ captain's hat and she knocks on their doors and goes "hey we found your boat!

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marve|entertainment-schmergo。 How to ask out your crush schmergo Send them this gif Me and you 373 notes

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your dash will now flip back to right-side up the tion PSYCHIC 778-1686 PALM "If I cut the tape, he realized, my world wil disappear. Reality will continue for others, but not for me. Because my reality, my universe, is coming to me from this miniscule unit. Fed into the scanner and then into my central nervous system as it snailishly unwinds." SUPERVISORY TROUBLE SECURITY

your dash will now flip back to right-side up the tion PSYCHIC 778-1686 PALM "If I cut the tape, he realized, my world wil disappear. Reality will continue for others, but not for me. Because my reality, my universe, is coming to me from this miniscule unit. Fed into the scanner and then into my central nervous system as it snailishly unwinds." SUPERVISORY TROUBLE SECURITY

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....。Sprint 3G 2:21 PM 0 34% Try outs Nov 6-7 from 3:30-395 in the Caftteria! EUDEDY If you hew rgerse lJaners ☆ Illusic.ans ☆Magicians Ah yes...I forgot that I was attending "John F. Keuuedy High School" #kennedy #keuuedy #what the f---

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Every Weekend.

When you get fly as f--- and ya plans get canceled

When you get fly as f--- and ya plans get canceled

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anonymous said Do you have any baby pictures?

anonymous said Do you have any baby pictures?

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brendanwt circlebutt brogigayo ticktaec tMeroakley My body is ready I know it's mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel? is ice cream and caramel why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple f------ what it looked like mashed potatoes Not Found The URL you requested could not be found Yall bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes Imao

brendanwt circlebutt brogigayo ticktaec tMeroakley My body is ready I know it's mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel? is ice cream and caramel why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple f------ what it looked like mashed potatoes Not Found The URL you requested could not be found Yall bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes Imao

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