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We're Calling Him Ben

WHAT YOU JUST I MEAN TT. I'M HAVING ...סוס A BOY. YOU SAVED ME. I NEED YOUR REAL NAME. IT'S KINDA MY THING. Y'KNOW, I'M USUALLY THE ONE WHO DOES THE JOKES. I'M GONNA NAME MY KID AFTER YOU. NO JOKE. WHAT'S YOUR REAL NAME? I'M GONNA NAME MY SON AFTER YOU. I'LL NEVER TELL ANYONE. I SWEAR ON HIS LIFE. I JUST NEED YOUR FIRST NAME. PLEASE. TO HONOR HIM. JUST TELL ME YOUR NAME. BEN. BEN. THAT'S A GOOD NAME. maxximoffed Marvel Comics #1000: We're Calling Him Ben sulemania EET YOOK NEW BROTHER BEN. BEN. BEN CALLINS HIM DEN. BEN. CALLING HIM BEN SPIDER-MAN gets his new black costume in AMAZING 86 WE'RE CALLING HIM BEN JULIAN TOTINO TÉDES CO ELIOPOULOS ARTIST FOR MY GRANDFATHER. BEN. FOR STAN LEE AND FOR THEO AND JONAS. CHRIS BRAD MELTZER SPIDER-MAN 252 WRITER I feel this is an important addition. He saves so many people on a regular basis that this just keeps happening. And he feels so much for his uncle that the answer is always the same. just-odradek This hits different when you realise he's canonically Jewish marvel-and-dc-geek Can you please elaborate ? I'm curious as to what it means just-odradek You can read a pretty good summary of it here, but as (most likely) Ashkenazi Jews, PP probably follows the minhag (custom) that says "that by naming a newborn child after a deceased loved one, the soul lives on through the child." (Quoted from the site linked above.) And given how his Uncle Ben died, it just makes it all the more sadder tbh. R roach-works another fine distinction is that the soul isn't thought to be reincarnated, it's that the memory of the loved one is kept alive and more good deeds in life can be inspired by (and thus partially attributed to) the dead. 'may their memory be a blessing'-the memory of the deceased is honored, respected, and who they were is retold as inspiration to the next generation. ben's memory is a blessing. that's extremely jewish. spiderman is inspired not just by the shame of his death, but by the moral teachings he'd given peter in life. and his name given to these babies is another part of it: babies named in spiderman's honor are also very honestly and truly named in his honor, and continue be blessings to the world. it's very joyous, i think. very sweet. Source: maxximoffed #jewish spiderman #most superheroes are jewish in origin #and christian by the time hollywood gets done with them #but comics remembers spiderman's roots 145,586 notes Nov 15th, 2020

WHAT YOU JUST I MEAN TT. I'M HAVING ...סוס A BOY. YOU SAVED ME. I NEED YOUR REAL NAME. IT'S KINDA MY THING. Y'KNOW, I'M USUALLY THE ONE WHO DOES THE JOKES. I'M GONNA NAME MY KID AFTER YOU. NO JOKE. WHAT'S YOUR REAL NAME? I'M GONNA NAME MY SON AFTER YOU. I'LL NEVER TELL ANYONE. I SWEAR ON HIS LIFE. I JUST NEED YOUR FIRST NAME. PLEASE. TO HONOR HIM. JUST TELL ME YOUR NAME. BEN. BEN. THAT'S A GOOD NAME. maxximoffed Marvel Comics #1000: We're Calling Him Ben sulemania EET YOOK NEW BROTHER BEN. BEN. BEN CALLINS HIM DEN. BEN. CALLING HIM BEN SPIDER-MAN gets his new black costume in AMAZING 86 WE'RE CALLING HIM BEN JULIAN TOTINO TÉDES CO ELIOPOULOS ARTIST FOR MY GRANDFATHER. BEN. FOR STAN LEE AND FOR THEO AND JONAS. CHRIS BRAD MELTZER SPIDER-MAN 252 WRITER I feel this is an important addition. He saves so many people on a regular basis that this just keeps happening. And he feels so much for his uncle that the answer is always the same. just-odradek This hits different when you realise he's canonically Jewish marvel-and-dc-geek Can you please elaborate ? I'm curious as to what it means just-odradek You can read a pretty good summary of it here, but as (most likely) Ashkenazi Jews, PP probably follows the minhag (custom) that says "that by naming a newborn child after a deceased loved one, the soul lives on through the child." (Quoted from the site linked above.) And given how his Uncle Ben died, it just makes it all the more sadder tbh. R roach-works another fine distinction is that the soul isn't thought to be reincarnated, it's that the memory of the loved one is kept alive and more good deeds in life can be inspired by (and thus partially attributed to) the dead. 'may their memory be a blessing'-the memory of the deceased is honored, respected, and who they were is retold as inspiration to the next generation. ben's memory is a blessing. that's extremely jewish. spiderman is inspired not just by the shame of his death, but by the moral teachings he'd given peter in life. and his name given to these babies is another part of it: babies named in spiderman's honor are also very honestly and truly named in his honor, and continue be blessings to the world. it's very joyous, i think. very sweet. Source: maxximoffed #jewish spiderman #most superheroes are jewish in origin #and christian by the time hollywood gets done with them #but comics remembers spiderman's roots 145,586 notes Nov 15th, 2020

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oi the puns on ancient greek

Ancient Greeks loading their Dishwasher arroz-con-yolo Follow There is NO reason this should be so f------ funny

Ancient Greeks loading their Dishwasher arroz-con-yolo Follow There is NO reason this should be so f------ funny

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Two pictures - on the left, a painting of Albert Square Manchester, by the French painter Pierre Adolphe Valette, and on the right a photo of the same spot in 2018. lalonde-lesbian Follow this picture illustrates one of my favorite concepts: people have always been people.

Two pictures - on the left, a painting of Albert Square Manchester, by the French painter Pierre Adolphe Valette, and on the right a photo of the same spot in 2018. lalonde-lesbian Follow this picture illustrates one of my favorite concepts: people have always been people.

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chill man,you need help in this year

fleetwoodbrak Follow Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don't want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology for the general population because efficient non oil based energy that the aliens have will crush the capitalist industries that need it to thrive welcome to my ted talk Inalovegd this post so confidently and sincerely made it's point that i had to stop myself checking the news to find out if first contact had happened this morning

fleetwoodbrak Follow Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don't want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology for the general population because efficient non oil based energy that the aliens have will crush the capitalist industries that need it to thrive welcome to my ted talk Inalovegd this post so confidently and sincerely made it's point that i had to stop myself checking the news to find out if first contact had happened this morning

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space cat? book where?

PEARL Amber Straughn @astraughnomer Actually discussed in a virtual meeting today: how to keep cats from accidentally commanding spacecraft while this work is going on in people's homes on laptops instead of inside a cat- free #NASA building #catsofquarantine sariahsue This makes me happy in ways I can't completely describe. ingridverse There was a science fiction short story with that plot. Evil Aliens hit a spaceship full of humans with a paralysis ray before boarding. The ship's cat 1.) wasn't affected 2.) had been entered into the system as a crew member as a joke. So, being the ranking crew member, the cat was in charge. Ship's computer displayed the enemy ships on the tactical command touch screen and the cat swatted at the glowy dots, targeting the ships and activating the defenses. i-fought-space how can you say this and not tell us the name of the story of the author because I AM DESPERATE NOW... kyraneko Everything about this post is causing me to make the same face as that cat. gritsinmisery T HAVE A BOOK THAT STORY IS IN!!!!The story itself is titled "Well Worth the Money" and written by Jody Lynn Nye. The book I have is titled "Cats in Space (and Other Places)" edited by Bill Fawcett and published in 1992 by Baen Publishing Enterprises, distributed by Simon and Schuster. ISBN 0-671-72118-6. EVERY STORY IN THE BOOK IS GREAT, and I suggest if you can lay your hands on a copy you do so. (Warning, the front cover says "In space, no one can hear you meow..." and the back cover says, "Space, the Feline Frontier." Just in case you're allergic to puns or something.)

PEARL Amber Straughn @astraughnomer Actually discussed in a virtual meeting today: how to keep cats from accidentally commanding spacecraft while this work is going on in people's homes on laptops instead of inside a cat- free #NASA building #catsofquarantine sariahsue This makes me happy in ways I can't completely describe. ingridverse There was a science fiction short story with that plot. Evil Aliens hit a spaceship full of humans with a paralysis ray before boarding. The ship's cat 1.) wasn't affected 2.) had been entered into the system as a crew member as a joke. So, being the ranking crew member, the cat was in charge. Ship's computer displayed the enemy ships on the tactical command touch screen and the cat swatted at the glowy dots, targeting the ships and activating the defenses. i-fought-space how can you say this and not tell us the name of the story of the author because I AM DESPERATE NOW... kyraneko Everything about this post is causing me to make the same face as that cat. gritsinmisery T HAVE A BOOK THAT STORY IS IN!!!!The story itself is titled "Well Worth the Money" and written by Jody Lynn Nye. The book I have is titled "Cats in Space (and Other Places)" edited by Bill Fawcett and published in 1992 by Baen Publishing Enterprises, distributed by Simon and Schuster. ISBN 0-671-72118-6. EVERY STORY IN THE BOOK IS GREAT, and I suggest if you can lay your hands on a copy you do so. (Warning, the front cover says "In space, no one can hear you meow..." and the back cover says, "Space, the Feline Frontier." Just in case you're allergic to puns or something.)

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The Joy of Pronouncing Words Ending in "Cles" like "Heracles"

| fuckyeahdnd Mitch + @HxOvAx just discovered the joy of pronouncing all words ending with "cles" like "heracles". obstacles. tentacles. motorcycles. testicles. microparticles. popsicles. debacles. i love words and sounds Don't mind me just looking for inspiration for my swords and sandals campaign celtic-pyro Testicles, son of Bophedes, the demigod who was invincible in all but his genitals. Thus was the tragedy of Bophedes' Nuts. Posted in r/tumblr 6 reddit

| fuckyeahdnd Mitch + @HxOvAx just discovered the joy of pronouncing all words ending with "cles" like "heracles". obstacles. tentacles. motorcycles. testicles. microparticles. popsicles. debacles. i love words and sounds Don't mind me just looking for inspiration for my swords and sandals campaign celtic-pyro Testicles, son of Bophedes, the demigod who was invincible in all but his genitals. Thus was the tragedy of Bophedes' Nuts. Posted in r/tumblr 6 reddit

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Obsessed Uber-fans are the real MVP

bogleech Follow Honestly it is delightful when you look up a piece of media that has very few fans and still find a detailed wiki clearly written by just one person with a strong hyperfixation, like, for real, thank you for being at least one person who appreciates this thing that had so much work put into it and archiving information that could have been lost to time. Thank you for filling most of this cartoon show's story synopsis with a description of the background architecture. There is no sarcasm or irony here, it is enthralling to read someone's unapologetic fascination with something that I wouldn't have ever otherwise considered. 18,633 notes

bogleech Follow Honestly it is delightful when you look up a piece of media that has very few fans and still find a detailed wiki clearly written by just one person with a strong hyperfixation, like, for real, thank you for being at least one person who appreciates this thing that had so much work put into it and archiving information that could have been lost to time. Thank you for filling most of this cartoon show's story synopsis with a description of the background architecture. There is no sarcasm or irony here, it is enthralling to read someone's unapologetic fascination with something that I wouldn't have ever otherwise considered. 18,633 notes

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GameStop Story

femaleryder I don't think I ever shared this story so l'll share it now. By far THE best interaction I had while working at GameStop was when this older woman, probably in her mid to late 7O's, came in asking for games she could play that were similar to The Witcher 3 because she had completed the entire game, despite hating the game mechanics. When I asked her what she liked about the game that made her want to finish it, she looked me straight in the eye and deadass said, "Geralt." So basically this elderly woman competed every single mission in The Witcher 3 solely because of how hot she found Geralt. I died. And set her up with a copy of Uncharted after she gave Nathan Drake her Hot BoyTM seal of approval. 24,180 notes

femaleryder I don't think I ever shared this story so l'll share it now. By far THE best interaction I had while working at GameStop was when this older woman, probably in her mid to late 7O's, came in asking for games she could play that were similar to The Witcher 3 because she had completed the entire game, despite hating the game mechanics. When I asked her what she liked about the game that made her want to finish it, she looked me straight in the eye and deadass said, "Geralt." So basically this elderly woman competed every single mission in The Witcher 3 solely because of how hot she found Geralt. I died. And set her up with a copy of Uncharted after she gave Nathan Drake her Hot BoyTM seal of approval. 24,180 notes

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Why make dark theories about kids' cartoons when you can make cute theories about live-action adult shows?

lokiloo I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has to turn it into some tragic take of r--- or murder or misinformed mental illness. So you know what? From now on I'm gonna do the exact opposite. Every cool grim-dark show is now because of a bunch of children. To get us started: Game of Thrones: A middle-school DnD campaign with the most angry, vindictive DM who has promised to kill everyone's player characters (and their family) by the end. dreadwerewolf The Walking Dead is actually a bunch of kids playing zombie apocalypse in their neighborhood and every time someone "dies," it's because their parents called them home for supper. leaveliestotheliars Breaking Bad is actually just a fanfic the students in Mr. White's class write about him because no one has any idea what he does with his free time and the running jokes about it got wildly out of hand.

lokiloo I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has to turn it into some tragic take of r--- or murder or misinformed mental illness. So you know what? From now on I'm gonna do the exact opposite. Every cool grim-dark show is now because of a bunch of children. To get us started: Game of Thrones: A middle-school DnD campaign with the most angry, vindictive DM who has promised to kill everyone's player characters (and their family) by the end. dreadwerewolf The Walking Dead is actually a bunch of kids playing zombie apocalypse in their neighborhood and every time someone "dies," it's because their parents called them home for supper. leaveliestotheliars Breaking Bad is actually just a fanfic the students in Mr. White's class write about him because no one has any idea what he does with his free time and the running jokes about it got wildly out of hand.

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Night at the Museum is underrated

E goddessofidiocy okay but why don't more people talk about Night at the Museum like poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people this movie is so good and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean and if all that didn't convince you there's also a t-Rex skeleton that playa fetch with one of its own ribs THIS MOVIE e cosplayer-m DON'T FORGET THE QUIRKY AND FUNNY IMMORTAL VILLAIN SQUAD LED BY D--- VAN D--- OR THE EASTER ISLAND HEAD THAT LOVED BUBBLEGUM (or, as he called it, gum-gum) OR THE FACT THAT THEIR HISTORICALLY-ACCURATE CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DIDN"T SPEAK ENGLISH

E goddessofidiocy okay but why don't more people talk about Night at the Museum like poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people this movie is so good and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean and if all that didn't convince you there's also a t-Rex skeleton that playa fetch with one of its own ribs THIS MOVIE e cosplayer-m DON'T FORGET THE QUIRKY AND FUNNY IMMORTAL VILLAIN SQUAD LED BY D--- VAN D--- OR THE EASTER ISLAND HEAD THAT LOVED BUBBLEGUM (or, as he called it, gum-gum) OR THE FACT THAT THEIR HISTORICALLY-ACCURATE CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DIDN"T SPEAK ENGLISH

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A Vampire and his Human Wife After Years of Marriage

scragon Follow WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY WIFE? IT'S OKAY. years 310 years old 86 DID YOU EAT MY PUDDING? YES. 17 YOU STOP THAT. YOU KNOW IT WONT WOOK ANYWAY. MY PUDDING Vampire and his human wife after years of marriage scragon Follow CHARLES, LETS GO TO MACY'S! NO, YOU HAVE ÉNOUGH CARDIGANS NO, I WANT TO GET SOME FOR YOU! DO YOU? ARE YOU SURE YOU DONT WANT TO BUY THESE FOR ME BUT THEN SLOWLY STEAL THEM FOR YOURSELF? ANSWER ME, CHERYL. Charles took her to macy's old

scragon Follow WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY WIFE? IT'S OKAY. years 310 years old 86 DID YOU EAT MY PUDDING? YES. 17 YOU STOP THAT. YOU KNOW IT WONT WOOK ANYWAY. MY PUDDING Vampire and his human wife after years of marriage scragon Follow CHARLES, LETS GO TO MACY'S! NO, YOU HAVE ÉNOUGH CARDIGANS NO, I WANT TO GET SOME FOR YOU! DO YOU? ARE YOU SURE YOU DONT WANT TO BUY THESE FOR ME BUT THEN SLOWLY STEAL THEM FOR YOURSELF? ANSWER ME, CHERYL. Charles took her to macy's old

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Monster assigned to scare child after every other monster quit...

writing-prompt-s You're in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed. One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself. kittenwiskers Case: #273402 Status: Disastrous. I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years, and then she wasn't scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters... I even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying! I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel; I slither into the space beneath Charlotte's bed. Across the room underneath Daniel's crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster. I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, I reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so l do it again. "I'm not afraid of you monster!" She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and... She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With. Ме. "Move. Over!" Charlotte hisses at me. I do. The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside. I know why Charlotte isn't afraid of any of my monsters; she's afraid of her own. Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out. "What the.." I cut Francis's next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face. "If you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity." | promise to him. As Francis runs from the room he soils himself. I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. "I'll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling." Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed.

writing-prompt-s You're in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed. One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself. kittenwiskers Case: #273402 Status: Disastrous. I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years, and then she wasn't scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters... I even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying! I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel; I slither into the space beneath Charlotte's bed. Across the room underneath Daniel's crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster. I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, I reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so l do it again. "I'm not afraid of you monster!" She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and... She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With. Ме. "Move. Over!" Charlotte hisses at me. I do. The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside. I know why Charlotte isn't afraid of any of my monsters; she's afraid of her own. Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out. "What the.." I cut Francis's next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face. "If you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity." | promise to him. As Francis runs from the room he soils himself. I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. "I'll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling." Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed.

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ohhhhhhh THIS is the gunch

moonimbued Follow ohhhhhhh THIS is the gunch

moonimbued Follow ohhhhhhh THIS is the gunch

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ninety-nine-five: of all the stations in the valley, we're one of them!

a princesshamlet-deactivated20210 once i was driving through the southwest us and i had the radio on and the announcer guy said “ninety-nine-five: of all the stations in the valley, we're one of them!" and i literally cannot stop thinking about this the-kiwi-lady-pendragon It's certainly one the radio stations to exist

a princesshamlet-deactivated20210 once i was driving through the southwest us and i had the radio on and the announcer guy said “ninety-nine-five: of all the stations in the valley, we're one of them!" and i literally cannot stop thinking about this the-kiwi-lady-pendragon It's certainly one the radio stations to exist

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THE LOUDEST AND LONGEST bong hit i have ever heard

larkstonguesinaspicpart1 the funniest thing i've ever heard on a multiplayer online game period was when I was playing competitive overwatch and this dude took THE LOUDEST AND LONGEST bong hit i have ever heard and then said completely without context "my mom's boyfriend is pressing assault charges against me." “why" “for assaulting him" ,99 GG ככ

larkstonguesinaspicpart1 the funniest thing i've ever heard on a multiplayer online game period was when I was playing competitive overwatch and this dude took THE LOUDEST AND LONGEST bong hit i have ever heard and then said completely without context "my mom's boyfriend is pressing assault charges against me." “why" “for assaulting him" ,99 GG ככ

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Please allow me to consult my two colleagues.......

vampirepsychology Please allow me to consult my two colleagues..

vampirepsychology Please allow me to consult my two colleagues..

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E you-only-liberate-once my host mom in Japan referred to her Roomba as "Roomba-san" and when it would get stuck she would just look over it and softly say "ganbatte, Roomba- san.ganbatte" as it made distressed beeping noises at her whoopsrobots "Ganbatte: Cheer up, Be courageous, Do your best" Source: you-only-liberate-once 151,556 notes

E you-only-liberate-once my host mom in Japan referred to her Roomba as "Roomba-san" and when it would get stuck she would just look over it and softly say "ganbatte, Roomba- san.ganbatte" as it made distressed beeping noises at her whoopsrobots "Ganbatte: Cheer up, Be courageous, Do your best" Source: you-only-liberate-once 151,556 notes

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Combatting Fear

nurse-peach im crying.. im watching this vet show and someone had moved from australia to china and everyone was afraid of his dog because she was so big but the vet put her in a lil panda hoodie and no one was scared anymore and some people even came up to pet her.. nurse-peach look at her..

nurse-peach im crying.. im watching this vet show and someone had moved from australia to china and everyone was afraid of his dog because she was so big but the vet put her in a lil panda hoodie and no one was scared anymore and some people even came up to pet her.. nurse-peach look at her..

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I See the Similarities

halles-comet Last week I joked that my very cerebral, retired- police-chief-grandpa is basically Holt from Brooklyn 99 and then today someone said, "damn, we're out of decaf" and he just deadpans "well there's no need to get hysterical." halles-comet Yesterday he said "if you need to insult the same person twice you've already failed in your goal to devastate them" halles-comet My Yaya was trying to remember the name of a guy who stole money from her in high school today and my grandpa instantly pipes up "his name was Bernie Ryan and he was a scoundrel" 94,396 notes

halles-comet Last week I joked that my very cerebral, retired- police-chief-grandpa is basically Holt from Brooklyn 99 and then today someone said, "damn, we're out of decaf" and he just deadpans "well there's no need to get hysterical." halles-comet Yesterday he said "if you need to insult the same person twice you've already failed in your goal to devastate them" halles-comet My Yaya was trying to remember the name of a guy who stole money from her in high school today and my grandpa instantly pipes up "his name was Bernie Ryan and he was a scoundrel" 94,396 notes

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Wildlife vs Pokemon

REI A tilthat TIL that in 2002, a researcher found that the average 8-year-old British child could identify 80% of Pokémon, but only 50% of common wildlife species via reddit.com sirobvious Common wildlife species don't normally yell their names at you

REI A tilthat TIL that in 2002, a researcher found that the average 8-year-old British child could identify 80% of Pokémon, but only 50% of common wildlife species via reddit.com sirobvious Common wildlife species don't normally yell their names at you

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