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Makes a lot of sense actually

"If he writes her a few sonnets, he loves her. If he writes her 300 sonnets, he loves sonnets" - my english professor pervocracy I think about this quote all the time and I feel like it explains a lot of things about human behavior
"If he writes her a few sonnets, he loves her. If he writes her 300 sonnets, he loves sonnets" - my english professor pervocracy I think about this quote all the time and I feel like it explains a lot of things about human behavior

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Evil swine companion

keuhkopussirotta Why is the Fantasy Protagonist's Cool Animal Companion always a wolf, a bird of prey, or something cool? If you live in a medieval-ish society, even if you have cool powers to bond with an animal, it's probably going to be a farm animal. What about a fantasy book where the heroine's Spirit Companion Animal is a pig. And not a cute piglet, but a huge f------ sow. As clever as a human, but absolutely as ruthless as pigs can be. And the protagonist is like "should I quit eating pork? Does it disturb you, that milk piglet could have been yours." And the pig is like "bitch first of all the difference is that it isn't mine, and don't f------ pretend that given the chance I wouldn't eat a human child." keuhkopussirotta "What are we going to do with him?" "I propose murder." "Where would we put the body?" "I volunteer." "Are you suggesting we should kill him because you want to eat his corpse?" "I'm sure there are plenty of other good reasons to kill him here, I just can't think of them all right now."
keuhkopussirotta Why is the Fantasy Protagonist's Cool Animal Companion always a wolf, a bird of prey, or something cool? If you live in a medieval-ish society, even if you have cool powers to bond with an animal, it's probably going to be a farm animal. What about a fantasy book where the heroine's Spirit Companion Animal is a pig. And not a cute piglet, but a huge f------ sow. As clever as a human, but absolutely as ruthless as pigs can be. And the protagonist is like "should I quit eating pork? Does it disturb you, that milk piglet could have been yours." And the pig is like "bitch first of all the difference is that it isn't mine, and don't f------ pretend that given the chance I wouldn't eat a human child." keuhkopussirotta "What are we going to do with him?" "I propose murder." "Where would we put the body?" "I volunteer." "Are you suggesting we should kill him because you want to eat his corpse?" "I'm sure there are plenty of other good reasons to kill him here, I just can't think of them all right now."

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Never go full feral

generalgrievousdatingsim might fck around and let nature reclaim me wordproblemapoligist does this mean you're going feral or just lying in the dirt for a while generalgrievousdatingsim yeah
generalgrievousdatingsim might fck around and let nature reclaim me wordproblemapoligist does this mean you're going feral or just lying in the dirt for a while generalgrievousdatingsim yeah

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Ewww but tell me everything

pondwitch: asking your friends about their kinks That's horrifying. Please continue.
pondwitch: asking your friends about their kinks That's horrifying. Please continue.

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It's fun to stay at the...

krastykrub: am i going to hell for laughing at this 364,732 notes ...
krastykrub: am i going to hell for laughing at this 364,732 notes ...

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I want to be him

CR T have never enjoyed living in the world. e skingrit (hikes into the tundra and finds some fucken yugoslavian old man) ay how do you feel about existing Source: buffalo-divine-eden-no7
CR T have never enjoyed living in the world. e skingrit (hikes into the tundra and finds some fucken yugoslavian old man) ay how do you feel about existing Source: buffalo-divine-eden-no7

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Oh for fox sake

shorm: pigfacedlady: vardaesque: rheabekkahc: | What the hell is that fox doing? probably making a withdrawal seeing as he's in line at the atm my favorite part about this picture is that people saw the fox there and just started queuing behind it well yeah, cutting in line is rude
shorm: pigfacedlady: vardaesque: rheabekkahc: | What the hell is that fox doing? probably making a withdrawal seeing as he's in line at the atm my favorite part about this picture is that people saw the fox there and just started queuing behind it well yeah, cutting in line is rude

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Tumblr calling out Twitter

mozzarella-sticks Follow JuanPa O @jpbrammer T rooted for the Disney villains as a gay kid because I knew that, in real life, the s----- people looked more like the heroes 7/8/17, 9:43 AM from Queens, NY JuanPa O @jpbrammer 7h Replying to @jpbrammer [watching Sleeping Beauty] Prince Phillip was born into wealth and privilege and gets by on his looks. Maleficent should absolutely kill him O 15 27 329 1,751 @jpbrammer 7h Disney: "These people are good because they are extremely beautiful." Me, ugly: "I can't relate. Kill them." JuanPa O 13 27640 2,234 JuanPa O @jpbrammer · 7h it's like, beautiful privileged people win enough in real life. if I'm watching a film to escape, I want to see the Sea Witch win. thank you O 10 27 315 1,560 JuanPa @jpbrammer 6h be the swishy cackling Disney villain you want to see in the world. steal a skinny person's voice. terrorize heterosexual love. why not 25 27 1,364 3,654 an absolute mood startorrent02 Follow "Terrorize heterosexual love" . keyhollow Follow Extra af, y'all crazy A siryouarebeingmocked Follow Look, it's not like there's a Disney movie where the terrifying-looking person actually turns out to be nice, or a pretty person turns out to be evil. Not a single one. azureleon Follow Maleficent doesn't get an invite to a party, curses a baby to die at 16 Ursula exploits a teenagers innocence and naivety to usurp the throne. Bastions of LGBT representation
mozzarella-sticks Follow JuanPa O @jpbrammer T rooted for the Disney villains as a gay kid because I knew that, in real life, the s----- people looked more like the heroes 7/8/17, 9:43 AM from Queens, NY JuanPa O @jpbrammer 7h Replying to @jpbrammer [watching Sleeping Beauty] Prince Phillip was born into wealth and privilege and gets by on his looks. Maleficent should absolutely kill him O 15 27 329 1,751 @jpbrammer 7h Disney: "These people are good because they are extremely beautiful." Me, ugly: "I can't relate. Kill them." JuanPa O 13 27640 2,234 JuanPa O @jpbrammer · 7h it's like, beautiful privileged people win enough in real life. if I'm watching a film to escape, I want to see the Sea Witch win. thank you O 10 27 315 1,560 JuanPa @jpbrammer 6h be the swishy cackling Disney villain you want to see in the world. steal a skinny person's voice. terrorize heterosexual love. why not 25 27 1,364 3,654 an absolute mood startorrent02 Follow "Terrorize heterosexual love" . keyhollow Follow Extra af, y'all crazy A siryouarebeingmocked Follow Look, it's not like there's a Disney movie where the terrifying-looking person actually turns out to be nice, or a pretty person turns out to be evil. Not a single one. azureleon Follow Maleficent doesn't get an invite to a party, curses a baby to die at 16 Ursula exploits a teenagers innocence and naivety to usurp the throne. Bastions of LGBT representation

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Trying on my little outfits


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2014 Prediction Chart

white nationalists dark bronies enlightenment upcoming reactionary tfw movement no gf 9gag and 4chan will unite, creating 13chag people who reference memes irl developments in late capitalism in 2014
white nationalists dark bronies enlightenment upcoming reactionary tfw movement no gf 9gag and 4chan will unite, creating 13chag people who reference memes irl developments in late capitalism in 2014

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We Abandoned the Rainbow.

I like rainbows but I'm not gay. So I wear a rainbow on my shirt but then under it I got to put, "Not gay." But I'm not against gay people so under that I got to put, " But supportive." I just think it's weird that one group took refracted light. It's pretty greedy gays! K Kristina Rosales · 3 hours ago 10 目2 cutehaywood the straights are at it again love-geofffree Reblog if you are a greedy gay hoarding refracted light all for your greedy gay self october-rosehip I totally am, but also: I have a story. The time: 1995. The place: a small liberal arts college. We decided to participate in "denim day" which was a widespread event wherein on National Coming Out Day, you would wear denim to indicate SUPPORT FOR the LGBT community. Our support group made posters that were very, very clear about this. Wearing denim did not mean that you were coming out, it meant you supported anyone around you who might. I have never seen so many suits and khakis IN MY LIFE. People who accidentally wore jeans went home and changed. The community took it as a rebuke. We drew in closer to eachother, and felt unwelcome everywhere we thought we had friends before. And I had people later tell me "You know I support you, just... I didn't want anyone to think I was." First off, I DON'T know you support me. Not if you refuse to, for one day, change nothing about your life to show it. Second off... why is that such a terrifying thought to you? I remember before rainbows were a "gay thing". They were everywhere. Church walls next to arks. School walls next to sunshine faces. People have VOLUNTARILY abandoned every other use. I have HEARD PEOPLE SAY they just couldn't use rainbows anymore because people would think of "gay stuff." So I know this is a joke, and a stolen one at that, but you've done this to yourselves. If someone is so terrified of being perceived as queer that they will INSTANTLY abandon something they like if it has queer germs on it now or something, then they don't deserve refracted light. Maybe help us change the world into a place where being mistaken for queer would be just a thing to chuckle about and you can have refracted light back. aintnosintobefinallyclean The LGBTQ+ community didn't steal the rainbow. The straights abandoned it. Source:cutehaywood 201,741 notes
I like rainbows but I'm not gay. So I wear a rainbow on my shirt but then under it I got to put, "Not gay." But I'm not against gay people so under that I got to put, " But supportive." I just think it's weird that one group took refracted light. It's pretty greedy gays! K Kristina Rosales · 3 hours ago 10 目2 cutehaywood the straights are at it again love-geofffree Reblog if you are a greedy gay hoarding refracted light all for your greedy gay self october-rosehip I totally am, but also: I have a story. The time: 1995. The place: a small liberal arts college. We decided to participate in "denim day" which was a widespread event wherein on National Coming Out Day, you would wear denim to indicate SUPPORT FOR the LGBT community. Our support group made posters that were very, very clear about this. Wearing denim did not mean that you were coming out, it meant you supported anyone around you who might. I have never seen so many suits and khakis IN MY LIFE. People who accidentally wore jeans went home and changed. The community took it as a rebuke. We drew in closer to eachother, and felt unwelcome everywhere we thought we had friends before. And I had people later tell me "You know I support you, just... I didn't want anyone to think I was." First off, I DON'T know you support me. Not if you refuse to, for one day, change nothing about your life to show it. Second off... why is that such a terrifying thought to you? I remember before rainbows were a "gay thing". They were everywhere. Church walls next to arks. School walls next to sunshine faces. People have VOLUNTARILY abandoned every other use. I have HEARD PEOPLE SAY they just couldn't use rainbows anymore because people would think of "gay stuff." So I know this is a joke, and a stolen one at that, but you've done this to yourselves. If someone is so terrified of being perceived as queer that they will INSTANTLY abandon something they like if it has queer germs on it now or something, then they don't deserve refracted light. Maybe help us change the world into a place where being mistaken for queer would be just a thing to chuckle about and you can have refracted light back. aintnosintobefinallyclean The LGBTQ+ community didn't steal the rainbow. The straights abandoned it. Source:cutehaywood 201,741 notes

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setup for the most perfect joke

blackfairypresident Y'all this old lady on Facebook got angry at me so she threatened to call my job and report my "rude" behavior to my boss. So she got my information from my page BlackGwinnett BG Are you still a cashier at The Krusty Krab Yesterday at 11:56 PM · Like BG BlackGwinnett I will be contacting your employer and your parents - relatives Yesterday at 11:57 PM . Like SHE GONNA TRY TO CALL MR.KRABS ON ME YALL SHE GONNA TRY TO CONTACT BIKINI BOTTOM ourspecial She is going to call a phone number and ask, "Is this the Krusty Krab?" And the person who answered the phone will have a choice to make. Source: blackfairypresi. 38,113 notes
blackfairypresident Y'all this old lady on Facebook got angry at me so she threatened to call my job and report my "rude" behavior to my boss. So she got my information from my page BlackGwinnett BG Are you still a cashier at The Krusty Krab Yesterday at 11:56 PM · Like BG BlackGwinnett I will be contacting your employer and your parents - relatives Yesterday at 11:57 PM . Like SHE GONNA TRY TO CALL MR.KRABS ON ME YALL SHE GONNA TRY TO CONTACT BIKINI BOTTOM ourspecial She is going to call a phone number and ask, "Is this the Krusty Krab?" And the person who answered the phone will have a choice to make. Source: blackfairypresi. 38,113 notes

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Are... are you talking from experience?

paper-mario-wiki if u ever find a genie and you're really craving a dessert that looks like this: do NOT say "i'd like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns" while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it's ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps. shitload-of-muses this is an oddly specific post are you ok
paper-mario-wiki if u ever find a genie and you're really craving a dessert that looks like this: do NOT say "i'd like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns" while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it's ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps. shitload-of-muses this is an oddly specific post are you ok

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weather report

memewhore Weather AUTHORITY AccuWeather NEXT THREE DAYS METRO DETROIT TUE WED THU 67° 68° 69° LOTS OF SUN PLEASANT NICE FOX 2 6:32 54 setheverman nice
memewhore Weather AUTHORITY AccuWeather NEXT THREE DAYS METRO DETROIT TUE WED THU 67° 68° 69° LOTS OF SUN PLEASANT NICE FOX 2 6:32 54 setheverman nice

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That's very expensive bird food

kedreeva Today the lady behind me in line at the grocery store checkout politely tapped my shoulder and when I turned around she mo- tioned toward my giant bundles of kale and asked: "what do you do with your kale? Do you cook with it, or make juice, or..?" And i admitted there in front of god and the world "oh I feed it to my peacocks." And she just looked so taken aback that I said "I'm sorry that's not the answer you were hoping for" And that's how I learned other people don't really know what to do with kale either. We're all pretty sure it's edible, though. kedreeva People are sending me kale recipes like they honestly believe I will try to eat bird food Source: kedreeva
kedreeva Today the lady behind me in line at the grocery store checkout politely tapped my shoulder and when I turned around she mo- tioned toward my giant bundles of kale and asked: "what do you do with your kale? Do you cook with it, or make juice, or..?" And i admitted there in front of god and the world "oh I feed it to my peacocks." And she just looked so taken aback that I said "I'm sorry that's not the answer you were hoping for" And that's how I learned other people don't really know what to do with kale either. We're all pretty sure it's edible, though. kedreeva People are sending me kale recipes like they honestly believe I will try to eat bird food Source: kedreeva

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Wholesome...Right

klefable i love little kids that share too much information. today a girl came in with her mom to order food and i told her i liked her dress. she said "thanks my mom stole it from target" #oh okay 44,979 notes
klefable i love little kids that share too much information. today a girl came in with her mom to order food and i told her i liked her dress. she said "thanks my mom stole it from target" #oh okay 44,979 notes

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"things english speakers know, but don’t know we know."

basicallyanidiot 3 blackkatmagic Follow ... burntcopper Follow adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: opinion- size-age-shape-colour-origin-material-purpose Noun. So you can have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order in the slightest you'll sound like a maniac. It's an odd thing that every English speaker uses that list, but almost none of us could write it out. And as size comes before colour, green great dragons can't exist. things english speakers know, but don't know we know. windycityteacher Follow WOAH WHAT? ice-light-red That is profound. I noticed this by accident when asked about adjectives by a Japanese student. She translated something from Japanese like "Brown big cat" and I corrected her. When she asked me why, I bluescreened. Source: burntc per 482,329 notes
basicallyanidiot 3 blackkatmagic Follow ... burntcopper Follow adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: opinion- size-age-shape-colour-origin-material-purpose Noun. So you can have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order in the slightest you'll sound like a maniac. It's an odd thing that every English speaker uses that list, but almost none of us could write it out. And as size comes before colour, green great dragons can't exist. things english speakers know, but don't know we know. windycityteacher Follow WOAH WHAT? ice-light-red That is profound. I noticed this by accident when asked about adjectives by a Japanese student. She translated something from Japanese like "Brown big cat" and I corrected her. When she asked me why, I bluescreened. Source: burntc per 482,329 notes

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snu snu at victorian era

Clayton Cubitt O @claytoncubitt YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED TO SEE PIX OF FLEXING VICTORIAN BABES BUT YOU DID 1:41 PM - 9/12/19 - Tweetbot for iOS
Clayton Cubitt O @claytoncubitt YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED TO SEE PIX OF FLEXING VICTORIAN BABES BUT YOU DID 1:41 PM - 9/12/19 - Tweetbot for iOS

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Jack Black

fistinginferno jack black is literally the only human that never needs any context for me. I could see him going anywhere and doing anything. like if i got abducted by aliens and saw him just wandering around the spaceship putting bugle chips on his fingers to make it look like he has claws i would be like “that's some classic jack black right there' and not even question it
fistinginferno jack black is literally the only human that never needs any context for me. I could see him going anywhere and doing anything. like if i got abducted by aliens and saw him just wandering around the spaceship putting bugle chips on his fingers to make it look like he has claws i would be like “that's some classic jack black right there' and not even question it

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Life Isn't Fair

Humpback Wihale 85 is not happy. minmo: well life just isnt f------ fair is it humpback whale 85
Humpback Wihale 85 is not happy. minmo: well life just isnt f------ fair is it humpback whale 85

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