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CLAY!

crabmandible Follow I wonder if my ancestors are smilling apon me sometimes weepingbird you: making aalittle thing with clay the ghosts of Australopithecus: yes yes yes yes carnival-phantasm Follow Mesopotamian souls, going a------ and cheering in the netherworld: CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY!

crabmandible Follow I wonder if my ancestors are smilling apon me sometimes weepingbird you: making aalittle thing with clay the ghosts of Australopithecus: yes yes yes yes carnival-phantasm Follow Mesopotamian souls, going a------ and cheering in the netherworld: CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY!

Those Disney Writers Have Explaining to Do

write-on-world Dangerous Woman ® @dangerouswco Whatever you think you can't do, just know that there is someone who is confidently doing it wrong right now. They have no plans at doing it better either and people are paying them to do it. Please believe in your own excellence as much as they believe in their mediocrity. 6:03 AM 11 Nov 20 · Twitter Web App Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page) 12b6 as a lawyer who's been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers johanna-swann Me: My writing is so bad. :( Meanwhile at Disney: Somehow, Palpatine has returned. Source:write-on-world 70,310 notes 11

write-on-world Dangerous Woman ® @dangerouswco Whatever you think you can't do, just know that there is someone who is confidently doing it wrong right now. They have no plans at doing it better either and people are paying them to do it. Please believe in your own excellence as much as they believe in their mediocrity. 6:03 AM 11 Nov 20 · Twitter Web App Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page) 12b6 as a lawyer who's been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers johanna-swann Me: My writing is so bad. :( Meanwhile at Disney: Somehow, Palpatine has returned. Source:write-on-world 70,310 notes 11

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Prosthetic Arm

Buzi, will you get up here and give me a hand?! e-zekiel: cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he's always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day. I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn't reach a box on the shelf and asked him, "Dude gimme a hand here". And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He. unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air. Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girfriend.

Buzi, will you get up here and give me a hand?! e-zekiel: cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he's always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day. I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn't reach a box on the shelf and asked him, "Dude gimme a hand here". And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He. unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air. Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girfriend.

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What part of "hyperfixate" do you not get

xtraterrestrials Follow me, hyperfixating: I would like to think about something else now my brain: This scene cannot be skipped.

xtraterrestrials Follow me, hyperfixating: I would like to think about something else now my brain: This scene cannot be skipped.

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Surprisingly uplifting

haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that's the most uplifting thing i've seen all day

haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that's the most uplifting thing i've seen all day

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The light spectrum is woke now

kaijuslayer I'm very glad that movies like Pacific Rim and Fury Road and The Force Awakens are as colorful as they are, because I am really, really tired of desaturated movies. coffee-and-eugenics I'm glad <insert movie> has blacks people because if it didn't meet my arbitrary percentage standard I might just have to call someone a bigot cardozzza .you're an ugly racist, but this is literally talking about the color palette the films used, not who is acting in them. wrecknician "I like the film aesthetics of this movie" "Wow what is this some kind of SJW b-------??" lancrebitch "I like colours lads" "F------ POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD" Posted in r/tumblr e reddit

kaijuslayer I'm very glad that movies like Pacific Rim and Fury Road and The Force Awakens are as colorful as they are, because I am really, really tired of desaturated movies. coffee-and-eugenics I'm glad <insert movie> has blacks people because if it didn't meet my arbitrary percentage standard I might just have to call someone a bigot cardozzza .you're an ugly racist, but this is literally talking about the color palette the films used, not who is acting in them. wrecknician "I like the film aesthetics of this movie" "Wow what is this some kind of SJW b-------??" lancrebitch "I like colours lads" "F------ POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD" Posted in r/tumblr e reddit

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Crickey

REI tilthat Follow TIL In a similar way to "shoot" and "darn" being inoffensive substitutes for harsh swear words, the Australian exclamation "Crikey," made world famous by Steve Irwin, is shorthand for "Christ kill me" via reddit.com canadiangold Follow related: blimey - shortened from cor blimey - is shorthand for "Lord blind me" headspace-hotel Follow Steve Irwin was asking to be killed by god

REI tilthat Follow TIL In a similar way to "shoot" and "darn" being inoffensive substitutes for harsh swear words, the Australian exclamation "Crikey," made world famous by Steve Irwin, is shorthand for "Christ kill me" via reddit.com canadiangold Follow related: blimey - shortened from cor blimey - is shorthand for "Lord blind me" headspace-hotel Follow Steve Irwin was asking to be killed by god

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funny will

roachpatrol i don't intend to die anytime soon but just in case, here's my will: all my money goes to the dude at my funeral who tells the best story about me, as voted by other funeral attendees. any genre is acceptable but paranormal erotica is highly encouraged. the runner-up gets my corpse. jumpingjacktrash oh man, it is so hard to deliberately win second place

roachpatrol i don't intend to die anytime soon but just in case, here's my will: all my money goes to the dude at my funeral who tells the best story about me, as voted by other funeral attendees. any genre is acceptable but paranormal erotica is highly encouraged. the runner-up gets my corpse. jumpingjacktrash oh man, it is so hard to deliberately win second place

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Kakapo

TIL that in 2019, a saxophonist was hired to compose a song for the critically endangered New Zealand bird, the Kakapo, in order to put them in a romantic mood for mating. It seems to have worked as 249 eggs were laid and 76 hatched during the breeding season. via reddit.com onion-souls Follow Bard

TIL that in 2019, a saxophonist was hired to compose a song for the critically endangered New Zealand bird, the Kakapo, in order to put them in a romantic mood for mating. It seems to have worked as 249 eggs were laid and 76 hatched during the breeding season. via reddit.com onion-souls Follow Bard

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musn't forget a furry friend

gothcostco i would kill to live in a small home with no financial worries gothcostco grow my own vegetables. some medicinal herbs. what more do you need creativityflows А cat gothcostco а cat.

gothcostco i would kill to live in a small home with no financial worries gothcostco grow my own vegetables. some medicinal herbs. what more do you need creativityflows А cat gothcostco а cat.

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Gonna be my year

alltheconstellationslooklikeyou "MAYBE IT'S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT'S GONNA BE MY YEAR" I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it's not even a weekend today is Thursday

alltheconstellationslooklikeyou "MAYBE IT'S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT'S GONNA BE MY YEAR" I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it's not even a weekend today is Thursday

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Theta Omega Theta

necromanceher I've come to inform you all the Ancient Greeks spelled Thoth, the Egyptian deity, as Owe zaku-too hey, thanks! now die mornington-the-crescent Thoth was the god of knowledge. So it wouldn't be inappropriate to ask, " Owe , what's this?" lord-kitschener mmmmm don't like this post

necromanceher I've come to inform you all the Ancient Greeks spelled Thoth, the Egyptian deity, as Owe zaku-too hey, thanks! now die mornington-the-crescent Thoth was the god of knowledge. So it wouldn't be inappropriate to ask, " Owe , what's this?" lord-kitschener mmmmm don't like this post

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i bet if this was your stupidass head run over by an 18 wheeler you would be bitching and screaming "in agony"

bigprettygothgf broskiethedude I bet if this was a woman you tumblrites would be bitching and screaming "misogny" bigprettygothgf @broskiethedude i bet if this was your stupidass head run over by an 18 wheeler you would be bitching and screaming "in agony" broskiethedude @bigprettygothgf you are a psychopath bigprettygothgf context: this pic (52 m) 100 100

bigprettygothgf broskiethedude I bet if this was a woman you tumblrites would be bitching and screaming "misogny" bigprettygothgf @broskiethedude i bet if this was your stupidass head run over by an 18 wheeler you would be bitching and screaming "in agony" broskiethedude @bigprettygothgf you are a psychopath bigprettygothgf context: this pic (52 m) 100 100

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I've never seen someone who wants to look like a werewolf or a witch and actually does

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in sometimes pinterest is drunk(also fashion police)

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good times were had by all

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Emotions people feel, but can't explain

“Way Down Hadestown II” by Anaïs Mitchell

I'm gonna make you mine Oh my god, Yes. @PunHubOnline

I'm gonna make you mine Oh my god, Yes. @PunHubOnline

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This dude literally turned the entire anime community against him because he couldn't stand the fact people liked mainstream shows

sonicspeeddemon I'm trying my best to understand this and all I'm getting is "female characters shouldn't have depth outside of this one genre". · 5h : Remember when i said that you need to start gatekeeping anime. Yeah, this is where it needs to start. This is f------ shounen anime, not shojou. If you want more nuanced female characters in manga, please go read those! Polygon O @Polygon · 18h Jujutsu Kaisen's nuanced treatment of women is helping shonen anime evolve away from its usual broad clichés polygon.com/2021/2/17/2227..

sonicspeeddemon I'm trying my best to understand this and all I'm getting is "female characters shouldn't have depth outside of this one genre". · 5h : Remember when i said that you need to start gatekeeping anime. Yeah, this is where it needs to start. This is f------ shounen anime, not shojou. If you want more nuanced female characters in manga, please go read those! Polygon O @Polygon · 18h Jujutsu Kaisen's nuanced treatment of women is helping shonen anime evolve away from its usual broad clichés polygon.com/2021/2/17/2227..

He was onto something

g just-shower-thoughts Follow The Ancient Greek God Zeus used to disguise to animals in order to seduce women. So, he's technically the first ever furry. 1,065 notes

g just-shower-thoughts Follow The Ancient Greek God Zeus used to disguise to animals in order to seduce women. So, he's technically the first ever furry. 1,065 notes

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