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hotdadcalendar I'm actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes weetbixgod Babies have no concept of object permanence G sisterjudyjudybobudy That's one of the sickest burns l've ever read.

hotdadcalendar I'm actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes weetbixgod Babies have no concept of object permanence G sisterjudyjudybobudy That's one of the sickest burns l've ever read.

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free range bears

spoonie-isms I'm done with "all natural" People say all natural like it makes things automatically safe and good for you. You know what is all natural? Lava. Sulfuric acid A bear. ponetium Bears: all natural, organic, non GMO, gluten free, soy free.

spoonie-isms I'm done with "all natural" People say all natural like it makes things automatically safe and good for you. You know what is all natural? Lava. Sulfuric acid A bear. ponetium Bears: all natural, organic, non GMO, gluten free, soy free.

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The Sex Raft

REI tilthat TIL the "Sex Raft" was a 1973 experiment in which five men and six women of various religions, nationalities and social backgrounds drifted across the Atlantic on a raft for 101 days in order to study sexual and physical aggression. It produced little in the way of worthwhile scientific results via reddit.com sirobvious Whose f------ idea was this sadhoc Omonell @LoriBeth570 psychologists in the 70s I am going to create an experiment that is so unethical if you want to read more about it Y riverside--wren Okay, this is so funny. I've just read a few articles about this and this dude though that since monkeys fight over ovulating females, humans would do the same thing. But instead of lots of sex and violence, dude barely got any of either. And this dude was so hellbent on causing drama from the start? He put the women in charge of the important s--- and gave the men menial jobs specifically because he thought it would emasculate the men and make them more aggressive. Instead, everyone worked well together. He banned reading materials so they couldn't distract themselves from interpersonal drama. Instead they sung songs and told stories to keep themselves occupied. He gave "confidential" scientific questionnaires with questions like "who do you dislike most on this boat?" and "who do you most want to have sex with?" and then started to read peoples' answers aloud at group meetings. And they didn't even fight over that. The most violent thing that happened on the trip? The raft's captain wanted to pull into a port because of an oncoming hurricane, but he thought having literally any interaction with outside humans would “taint his experiment", so he committed a mutiny against her. And he then nearly got them all killed when they got too close to a large ship and he panicked, but the proper captain kept a cool head and saved their lives, resulting in everyone ousting the scientist. Also, sex-wise? To try to "ensure" people had sex with each other, he only chose participants he personally thought were attractive (and l'm sorry dude but your tastes are not everyone's tastes). Also he made sure that one of the people on the raft was a priest because he thought it would make them feel guilty for all the sex they would definitely be having and then cause more drama? But then because the quarters was so cramped and they spent so much time together (it wasn't even possible to piss in private) that the only ways to have sex were in front of the whole group or in the dead of night with one hand on the helm. So they just didn't. Reminiscing about it years later, the members basically said "it was a lovely trip, except for that a------ scientist." i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed if you ever thought you were bad at your profession, this was a real scientist, for real, in real life Source: tilthat 54,239 notes

REI tilthat TIL the "Sex Raft" was a 1973 experiment in which five men and six women of various religions, nationalities and social backgrounds drifted across the Atlantic on a raft for 101 days in order to study sexual and physical aggression. It produced little in the way of worthwhile scientific results via reddit.com sirobvious Whose f------ idea was this sadhoc Omonell @LoriBeth570 psychologists in the 70s I am going to create an experiment that is so unethical if you want to read more about it Y riverside--wren Okay, this is so funny. I've just read a few articles about this and this dude though that since monkeys fight over ovulating females, humans would do the same thing. But instead of lots of sex and violence, dude barely got any of either. And this dude was so hellbent on causing drama from the start? He put the women in charge of the important s--- and gave the men menial jobs specifically because he thought it would emasculate the men and make them more aggressive. Instead, everyone worked well together. He banned reading materials so they couldn't distract themselves from interpersonal drama. Instead they sung songs and told stories to keep themselves occupied. He gave "confidential" scientific questionnaires with questions like "who do you dislike most on this boat?" and "who do you most want to have sex with?" and then started to read peoples' answers aloud at group meetings. And they didn't even fight over that. The most violent thing that happened on the trip? The raft's captain wanted to pull into a port because of an oncoming hurricane, but he thought having literally any interaction with outside humans would “taint his experiment", so he committed a mutiny against her. And he then nearly got them all killed when they got too close to a large ship and he panicked, but the proper captain kept a cool head and saved their lives, resulting in everyone ousting the scientist. Also, sex-wise? To try to "ensure" people had sex with each other, he only chose participants he personally thought were attractive (and l'm sorry dude but your tastes are not everyone's tastes). Also he made sure that one of the people on the raft was a priest because he thought it would make them feel guilty for all the sex they would definitely be having and then cause more drama? But then because the quarters was so cramped and they spent so much time together (it wasn't even possible to piss in private) that the only ways to have sex were in front of the whole group or in the dead of night with one hand on the helm. So they just didn't. Reminiscing about it years later, the members basically said "it was a lovely trip, except for that a------ scientist." i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed if you ever thought you were bad at your profession, this was a real scientist, for real, in real life Source: tilthat 54,239 notes

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u ever see a post that just looks like someone swinging a bat at a hornet's nest

smugbots-and-such u ever see a post that just looks like someone swinging a bat at a hornet's nest In your orbit 3,527 notes

smugbots-and-such u ever see a post that just looks like someone swinging a bat at a hornet's nest In your orbit 3,527 notes

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a little more fiber won't hurt

jogeva Have you ever just randomly cried because you've been holding s--- in for too long? aliilovely Every week mydearest-tish at least three times a week melanin-king I definitely read this wrong..I was gonna suggest more fiber in y'all diet Source: jogeva 59,328 notes A

jogeva Have you ever just randomly cried because you've been holding s--- in for too long? aliilovely Every week mydearest-tish at least three times a week melanin-king I definitely read this wrong..I was gonna suggest more fiber in y'all diet Source: jogeva 59,328 notes A

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Hope Hotmeat89 Is having a good day

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All those missed opportunities

v3nice "Truth or dare?" "Dare." "Order me a pizza." sand-paper-dreams T HAVE BEEN BLIND TO THE POSSIBILITIES

v3nice "Truth or dare?" "Dare." "Order me a pizza." sand-paper-dreams T HAVE BEEN BLIND TO THE POSSIBILITIES

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A couple in the dark

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paranormal reddit threads

kramergate I'm a frequent patron of paranormal Reddit threads so l've read possibly well into the hundreds of short ostensibly true personal stories of the unknown befalling an unexpecting person, but absolutely none of them have been constantly on my mind like the short and baffling story of a man who, while at the grocery store, was pointed at by a toddler who proceeded to say his full name Source: beetledrink

kramergate I'm a frequent patron of paranormal Reddit threads so l've read possibly well into the hundreds of short ostensibly true personal stories of the unknown befalling an unexpecting person, but absolutely none of them have been constantly on my mind like the short and baffling story of a man who, while at the grocery store, was pointed at by a toddler who proceeded to say his full name Source: beetledrink

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Anyone know which Lovecraft story is being referenced here?

lesbianshepard Follow the funniest hp lovecraft story is the one where some guy's family offended an evil wizard who then cursed his entire family saying that all the men would die before they hit like 30. the protagonist is going crazy trying to find a spell to break the curse and then the big reveal was that the wizard was literally just breaking into their house and killing them himself. firstborn-of-akatosh Follow This is missing my favorite detail, namely that the evil wizard is named 'Charles Le Sorcerer'. normal-horoscopes Follow CHUCK WIZARDS CURSE OF SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE Alakablam

lesbianshepard Follow the funniest hp lovecraft story is the one where some guy's family offended an evil wizard who then cursed his entire family saying that all the men would die before they hit like 30. the protagonist is going crazy trying to find a spell to break the curse and then the big reveal was that the wizard was literally just breaking into their house and killing them himself. firstborn-of-akatosh Follow This is missing my favorite detail, namely that the evil wizard is named 'Charles Le Sorcerer'. normal-horoscopes Follow CHUCK WIZARDS CURSE OF SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE Alakablam

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Ostriches are Reverse Furries

ipecacandcivetoil so many gifs of ostriches doing their mating dance for humans but did u know they actually did a study on this and ostriches repeatediy found humans more attractive than other ostriches yes osrich farmers have trouble setting up their ostriches with each other because they're just not interested, they want their farmers instead it's incredible ipecacandcivetoil also, ostriches show notable sexual preference some male ostriches will only display for male humans, some will display for anybody, some will display for female humans only prinsaws I can't believe ostriches are reverse furries keksetsu great we gotta kinkshame the f----- birds now 384,896 notes A

ipecacandcivetoil so many gifs of ostriches doing their mating dance for humans but did u know they actually did a study on this and ostriches repeatediy found humans more attractive than other ostriches yes osrich farmers have trouble setting up their ostriches with each other because they're just not interested, they want their farmers instead it's incredible ipecacandcivetoil also, ostriches show notable sexual preference some male ostriches will only display for male humans, some will display for anybody, some will display for female humans only prinsaws I can't believe ostriches are reverse furries keksetsu great we gotta kinkshame the f----- birds now 384,896 notes A

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twistedhellknight52 wiggles O its earthworm ... Ok Steps ovee your carefily

twistedhellknight52 Anonymous asked: *wiggles* twistedhellknight52 answered: O its earthworm ... Ok *Steps ovee your carefily*

twistedhellknight52 Anonymous asked: *wiggles* twistedhellknight52 answered: O its earthworm ... Ok *Steps ovee your carefily*

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Please make fashion ducks a reality

oncemoreforluck: drarna: it's weird how people say "follow your dreams" instead of "follow your ambitions" because once i had a dream where i worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks only criticized people's fashion sense please follow your dream

oncemoreforluck: drarna: it's weird how people say "follow your dreams" instead of "follow your ambitions" because once i had a dream where i worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks only criticized people's fashion sense please follow your dream

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Makes a lot of sense actually

"If he writes her a few sonnets, he loves her. If he writes her 300 sonnets, he loves sonnets" - my english professor pervocracy I think about this quote all the time and I feel like it explains a lot of things about human behavior

"If he writes her a few sonnets, he loves her. If he writes her 300 sonnets, he loves sonnets" - my english professor pervocracy I think about this quote all the time and I feel like it explains a lot of things about human behavior

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Evil swine companion

keuhkopussirotta Why is the Fantasy Protagonist's Cool Animal Companion always a wolf, a bird of prey, or something cool? If you live in a medieval-ish society, even if you have cool powers to bond with an animal, it's probably going to be a farm animal. What about a fantasy book where the heroine's Spirit Companion Animal is a pig. And not a cute piglet, but a huge f------ sow. As clever as a human, but absolutely as ruthless as pigs can be. And the protagonist is like "should I quit eating pork? Does it disturb you, that milk piglet could have been yours." And the pig is like "bitch first of all the difference is that it isn't mine, and don't f------ pretend that given the chance I wouldn't eat a human child." keuhkopussirotta "What are we going to do with him?" "I propose murder." "Where would we put the body?" "I volunteer." "Are you suggesting we should kill him because you want to eat his corpse?" "I'm sure there are plenty of other good reasons to kill him here, I just can't think of them all right now."

keuhkopussirotta Why is the Fantasy Protagonist's Cool Animal Companion always a wolf, a bird of prey, or something cool? If you live in a medieval-ish society, even if you have cool powers to bond with an animal, it's probably going to be a farm animal. What about a fantasy book where the heroine's Spirit Companion Animal is a pig. And not a cute piglet, but a huge f------ sow. As clever as a human, but absolutely as ruthless as pigs can be. And the protagonist is like "should I quit eating pork? Does it disturb you, that milk piglet could have been yours." And the pig is like "bitch first of all the difference is that it isn't mine, and don't f------ pretend that given the chance I wouldn't eat a human child." keuhkopussirotta "What are we going to do with him?" "I propose murder." "Where would we put the body?" "I volunteer." "Are you suggesting we should kill him because you want to eat his corpse?" "I'm sure there are plenty of other good reasons to kill him here, I just can't think of them all right now."

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Never go full feral

generalgrievousdatingsim might fck around and let nature reclaim me wordproblemapoligist does this mean you're going feral or just lying in the dirt for a while generalgrievousdatingsim yeah

generalgrievousdatingsim might fck around and let nature reclaim me wordproblemapoligist does this mean you're going feral or just lying in the dirt for a while generalgrievousdatingsim yeah

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Ewww but tell me everything

pondwitch: asking your friends about their kinks That's horrifying. Please continue.

pondwitch: asking your friends about their kinks That's horrifying. Please continue.

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It's fun to stay at the...

krastykrub: am i going to hell for laughing at this 364,732 notes ...

krastykrub: am i going to hell for laughing at this 364,732 notes ...

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I want to be him

CR T have never enjoyed living in the world. e skingrit (hikes into the tundra and finds some fucken yugoslavian old man) ay how do you feel about existing Source: buffalo-divine-eden-no7

CR T have never enjoyed living in the world. e skingrit (hikes into the tundra and finds some fucken yugoslavian old man) ay how do you feel about existing Source: buffalo-divine-eden-no7

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Oh for fox sake

shorm: pigfacedlady: vardaesque: rheabekkahc: | What the hell is that fox doing? probably making a withdrawal seeing as he's in line at the atm my favorite part about this picture is that people saw the fox there and just started queuing behind it well yeah, cutting in line is rude

shorm: pigfacedlady: vardaesque: rheabekkahc: | What the hell is that fox doing? probably making a withdrawal seeing as he's in line at the atm my favorite part about this picture is that people saw the fox there and just started queuing behind it well yeah, cutting in line is rude

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