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Source pajamaben lalondes pajamaben stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman 124,859 notes

Source pajamaben lalondes pajamaben stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman 124,859 notes

angelosauper = funnels-launch。 Souroe: thinkonnu (0D funnels-launch thinkonny is this symbol related to the Geminus in the Zeta Evolve or is it just a coincidence? let's put it this way, the psycommu department knows what side the pyramidion is buttered on How dare the Titans pervert the symbol of the pyramid

angelosauper = funnels-launch。 Souroe: thinkonnu (0D funnels-launch thinkonny is this symbol related to the Geminus in the Zeta Evolve or is it just a coincidence? let's put it this way, the psycommu department knows what side the pyramidion is buttered on How dare the Titans pervert the symbol of the pyramid

|This is Grýla, an Icelandic monster who ate bad children before Christmas. You better not shout You better not cry You better not pout, Or an Icelandic monster will f------ eat you The mom doesn't even look panicked she's just "Sigh. Goddamn it Jimmy I f------ told you. Icelandic people are hardcore. Source: ohausquehanna

|This is Grýla, an Icelandic monster who ate bad children before Christmas. You better not shout You better not cry You better not pout, Or an Icelandic monster will f------ eat you The mom doesn't even look panicked she's just "Sigh. Goddamn it Jimmy I f------ told you. Icelandic people are hardcore. Source: ohausquehanna

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wilclcattumbloler+ Source: aimemente gracegardner the first transformer shia ever dealt with. 373,768 notes

wilclcattumbloler+ Source: aimemente gracegardner the first transformer shia ever dealt with. 373,768 notes

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Verizon 10:50 PM @ 29%□ I Painted My Nails 7 Hours Ago and Thought They Were Dry Then I Did Something and it Turns Out They Weren't: my autobiography. The nail polish will harden up instantly if you dip your fingertips in ice-cold water. bless u omg also spray them with spray-on cooking oil before soaking them in the ice water. it makes them shiny and slick. I love when girls get together to solve problems

Verizon 10:50 PM @ 29%□ I Painted My Nails 7 Hours Ago and Thought They Were Dry Then I Did Something and it Turns Out They Weren't: my autobiography. The nail polish will harden up instantly if you dip your fingertips in ice-cold water. bless u omg also spray them with spray-on cooking oil before soaking them in the ice water. it makes them shiny and slick. I love when girls get together to solve problems

ongwayforheartbreak Punk goes christmas

ongwayforheartbreak Punk goes christmas

most-awkward-moments reblogged paging doctorfaggot: 2012-06-18 14:45 2,056 The only time I've ever won a race mister-comedy: f you'm human or eat youie g onna love this blog Source: mister-comedy combatbrodom quarrymen I saw this post and smiled with the cursor hovering over the heart button. But then I remembered. I'm a twin. I didn't win. It was a draw.

most-awkward-moments reblogged paging doctorfaggot: 2012-06-18 14:45 2,056 The only time I've ever won a race mister-comedy: f you'm human or eat youie g onna love this blog Source: mister-comedy combatbrodom quarrymen I saw this post and smiled with the cursor hovering over the heart button. But then I remembered. I'm a twin. I didn't win. It was a draw.

Threatening bookmark

i found a threatening bookmark Dinosaurs didn't read Now they are extinct THEY GAVE THIS TO ME IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

i found a threatening bookmark Dinosaurs didn't read Now they are extinct THEY GAVE THIS TO ME IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

bookmark passive-aggressive elementary school dinosaurs reading illiteracy extinction

shufflegir!dicey rain-bow-barf* Source: brendonur Amanda Bynes @ArmandaBynes I'm changing my name to da bynes because I'm an independent woman who don't need aman the-australian-pegasister mydemisee WHY AM I LAUGHING OMG SHE SAW THE CHANCE AND SHE TOOK IT A++ BYNES 409,564 notes

shufflegir!dicey rain-bow-barf* Source: brendonur Amanda Bynes @ArmandaBynes I'm changing my name to da bynes because I'm an independent woman who don't need aman the-australian-pegasister mydemisee WHY AM I LAUGHING OMG SHE SAW THE CHANCE AND SHE TOOK IT A++ BYNES 409,564 notes

What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at Hogwarts l mean, . Huffiepuft HUFF le PUFF - They re mostly considered nice and peacefu They live right by the kitchen. . Their head of house teaches herbology . Badger is exactly the kind of animai a stoner would come up with Slytherins obviously do cocaine - WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #1 MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN G THE EGG IN A RATH

What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at Hogwarts l mean, . Huffiepuft HUFF le PUFF - They re mostly considered nice and peacefu They live right by the kitchen. . Their head of house teaches herbology . Badger is exactly the kind of animai a stoner would come up with Slytherins obviously do cocaine - WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #1 MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN G THE EGG IN A RATH

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castielandhishunters: calumon my school's rival school is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd I guess now you could call it a high school

castielandhishunters: calumon my school's rival school is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd I guess now you could call it a high school

Source: highsandblerg EER WINE y n-word! Ahhh ha ha! white people

Source: highsandblerg EER WINE y n-word! Ahhh ha ha! white people

Affirmative action

yzma why did they let a two inch mouse join their soccer team how could he be beneficial in any way whatsoever this movie man

yzma why did they let a two inch mouse join their soccer team how could he be beneficial in any way whatsoever this movie man

superblysS perchu shslvalkyrie What a time to be alive aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME. THIS IS S--- THIS IS A PEICE OF S---, NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER THIS IS F------ B------- THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH F------ OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO F------ ICING LEFT THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE KIND OF S--- THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT. THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS F------ EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS S---. F--- THIS AND F--- YOU MOREOS I AM HYPERVENTILATING 259,625 notes

superblysS perchu shslvalkyrie What a time to be alive aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME. THIS IS S--- THIS IS A PEICE OF S---, NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER THIS IS F------ B------- THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH F------ OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO F------ ICING LEFT THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE KIND OF S--- THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT. THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS F------ EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS S---. F--- THIS AND F--- YOU MOREOS I AM HYPERVENTILATING 259,625 notes

oreo icing rant

futuremrsgaskarth mispronoun... Source: hobnobbly POLICE REPORT Man arrested for everything Unlawful possession of a cured vehicle frearm by a felon, thet, pos- nagitok "what did this man do, officer?" he just... he just did everything 96,992 notes

futuremrsgaskarth mispronoun... Source: hobnobbly POLICE REPORT Man arrested for everything Unlawful possession of a cured vehicle frearm by a felon, thet, pos- nagitok "what did this man do, officer?" he just... he just did everything 96,992 notes

LOVE BAP THAT'S MY PROBLE do2g just hangin up some laundry nbd

LOVE BAP THAT'S MY PROBLE do2g just hangin up some laundry nbd

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after-the-fallout futterwackenintherain IGOT DRUNK! HAVE BEEN DRUNKISD And I'l bow to that the-absolute-funniest-posts: rygalski This is how you transition from child star to grown up

after-the-fallout futterwackenintherain IGOT DRUNK! HAVE BEEN DRUNKISD And I'l bow to that the-absolute-funniest-posts: rygalski This is how you transition from child star to grown up

pinkfastlane purpleehazeee。 Source: nointerrruption ill. Verizon LTE 10:54 PM Messages (760) 717-4255 Edit Call FaceTime Add Contact Text Message Sep 15, 2013, 10:52 PM This is Chinese food! IM LAUGHING SO HARD I ORDERED CHINESE AND THE DELIVERY GUY KEPT CALLING BUT MY PHONE WAS ON SILENT AND I FINALLY NOTICED AND ANSWERED AND HE GOES "WHERE ARE YOU I ALMOST TURNED AROUND AND LEFT I EVEN TEXTED YOU SO I CHECKED MY TEXTS AND HE SENT ME THIS

pinkfastlane purpleehazeee。 Source: nointerrruption ill. Verizon LTE 10:54 PM Messages (760) 717-4255 Edit Call FaceTime Add Contact Text Message Sep 15, 2013, 10:52 PM This is Chinese food! IM LAUGHING SO HARD I ORDERED CHINESE AND THE DELIVERY GUY KEPT CALLING BUT MY PHONE WAS ON SILENT AND I FINALLY NOTICED AND ANSWERED AND HE GOES "WHERE ARE YOU I ALMOST TURNED AROUND AND LEFT I EVEN TEXTED YOU SO I CHECKED MY TEXTS AND HE SENT ME THIS

chinese food text chinese this is chinese food!!!! delivery

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8,024 a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months he pretended he couldn't read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn't make him do any work

8,024 a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months he pretended he couldn't read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn't make him do any work

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lady-galífrey cryingfandoms Source: the-vashta-ner the-vashta-nerada the-vashta-nerada egg Anonymous asked you: I CAN'T F------ BELIEVE YOU THIS IS SO FUCKONG UNFAIR YOU GET 78 F------ NOTES FOR POSTING THE WORD EGG" ON YOUR BLOG WHILE IM AN ARTIST WHO WORKS SO F------ HARD AND I HARDLY GET THAT THIS IS SEXISM AND YOU'RE A F------ BITCH AND IWANT TO SHOOT YOU dear diary i got a death threat by posting the word "egg 拱ext 43,974 notes

lady-galífrey cryingfandoms Source: the-vashta-ner the-vashta-nerada the-vashta-nerada egg Anonymous asked you: I CAN'T F------ BELIEVE YOU THIS IS SO FUCKONG UNFAIR YOU GET 78 F------ NOTES FOR POSTING THE WORD EGG" ON YOUR BLOG WHILE IM AN ARTIST WHO WORKS SO F------ HARD AND I HARDLY GET THAT THIS IS SEXISM AND YOU'RE A F------ BITCH AND IWANT TO SHOOT YOU dear diary i got a death threat by posting the word "egg 拱ext 43,974 notes