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do atheists say oh my god yep. we say it any time we hear something that's unbelievable Damn

do atheists say oh my god yep. we say it any time we hear something that's unbelievable Damn

fluorescent-bunny wrists Source: teaquila teaquila: why can't periods just last for like an hour, like okay you've made your point, I'm not pregnant you can leave now #THS 40,011 notes

fluorescent-bunny wrists Source: teaquila teaquila: why can't periods just last for like an hour, like okay you've made your point, I'm not pregnant you can leave now #THS 40,011 notes

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fuglypudding cnnts。 Source: jewelset jewelset WHAT THE...F---???? I PULLED THIS MONSTER MUTANT POTATO CHIP OUT OF THE BAG AND I'M HONESTLY SCARED TO EAT IT WHAT KIND OF FREAKY ASS POTATO MAKES A CHIP THAT BIG.… 9,121 notes はツ

fuglypudding cnnts。 Source: jewelset jewelset WHAT THE...F---???? I PULLED THIS MONSTER MUTANT POTATO CHIP OUT OF THE BAG AND I'M HONESTLY SCARED TO EAT IT WHAT KIND OF FREAKY ASS POTATO MAKES A CHIP THAT BIG.… 9,121 notes はツ

potato chip chips crisps

when you find out a friend online lives near you PG

when you find out a friend online lives near you PG

richwhitelesbian how weird would it be if whales didnt need to live in the ocean and they just dragged themselves along the ground and we had to deal with whales just meandering around everywhere 26,020 notes

richwhitelesbian how weird would it be if whales didnt need to live in the ocean and they just dragged themselves along the ground and we had to deal with whales just meandering around everywhere 26,020 notes

shut-uhpjoshpeckofficial+ Kaitlyn, honey, listen to me. Shut the f--- up parsel-tOnque Me as a parent 33,073 notes

shut-uhpjoshpeckofficial+ Kaitlyn, honey, listen to me. Shut the f--- up parsel-tOnque Me as a parent 33,073 notes

edie falco parenting stfu

ns planetlonely skrilleton a bicycle can't stand on its own bc its two tired Are you f------ serious no he died in the 5th book

ns planetlonely skrilleton a bicycle can't stand on its own bc its two tired Are you f------ serious no he died in the 5th book

bicycle standing up tire tired pun harry potter and the order of the phoenix sirius black

unicatz teenytigress 凹 partybarackisinthehousetonight: when a cop yells "freeze" you can yell back "now everybody clap yo hands" and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country 45,561 notes

unicatz teenytigress 凹 partybarackisinthehousetonight: when a cop yells "freeze" you can yell back "now everybody clap yo hands" and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country 45,561 notes

stridersknowbest stridersknowbest stridersknowbest: a reality tv show where you read out loud all your facebook posts from 2008 on national television for a million dollars would you do it 152 notes

stridersknowbest stridersknowbest stridersknowbest: a reality tv show where you read out loud all your facebook posts from 2008 on national television for a million dollars would you do it 152 notes

florawrsaurus finish my sentence: ci ucks. there are many ducks. they're everywhere, making a noise akin to the roaring of hell's fire. they swarm over our earth with wings folded neatly of them. humanity is surely doomed. ducks in fighter planes, and ducks in battleships. there is no more hope. just the fowl's foul shrieks in the frozen dead of night

florawrsaurus finish my sentence: ci ucks. there are many ducks. they're everywhere, making a noise akin to the roaring of hell's fire. they swarm over our earth with wings folded neatly of them. humanity is surely doomed. ducks in fighter planes, and ducks in battleships. there is no more hope. just the fowl's foul shrieks in the frozen dead of night

sherlock 1800s au

kingsarave deducecanoe "sherlock 1800s au" [narrows eyes] There's a fantastic fic writer who's quite prolific in this area. Sixty stories already! I don't know if they're doing any more. Their username is Arthur_Conan_Doyle' but you have to google their stuff. They don't put it on ff.net or AO3 or anything like that. Real awesome period piece type stuff too. They get all the little details right. It's amazing will still be laughing about this in my grave

kingsarave deducecanoe "sherlock 1800s au" [narrows eyes] There's a fantastic fic writer who's quite prolific in this area. Sixty stories already! I don't know if they're doing any more. Their username is Arthur_Conan_Doyle' but you have to google their stuff. They don't put it on ff.net or AO3 or anything like that. Real awesome period piece type stuff too. They get all the little details right. It's amazing will still be laughing about this in my grave

sherlock alternate universe fanfiction

cyberuser cyberuser vvankino cyberuser what do you call a message sent by a girl? sighs* what a feMAIL i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i'm the reason feminism exists

cyberuser cyberuser vvankino cyberuser what do you call a message sent by a girl? sighs* what a feMAIL i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i'm the reason feminism exists

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seakeal Curses, foiled again

seakeal Curses, foiled again

es PEANUT BUTTER 2(17g) dannyfrown okay

es PEANUT BUTTER 2(17g) dannyfrown okay

i was wearing my fresh prince shirt and my friend just said 'don't move' and took this photo

i was wearing my fresh prince shirt and my friend just said 'don't move' and took this photo

the fresh prince of bel-air will smith

There is so much "what" here.

Ce.ecto Your d--- can't tell the difference. So why all the fuss? syzigical Fun Fact: Marill is 1'4" in length. The average erection is 5'5." If you f--- a Marill you'll be penetrating more than its hole. "the average erection is five feet five inches 16,453 notes は一

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Sea-world Simulator

Humpback Whale happy minmo well life just isnt f------ fair is it humpback whale 85 41,420 notes は

Humpback Whale happy minmo well life just isnt f------ fair is it humpback whale 85 41,420 notes は

tumblr whale orca 167 is not happy

assuming gender cissexism pronouns

Chris Plante @ctplante Disconnected from Battlefield 4 because a song in my apartment said the word home and the Xbox went to the home screen. 13m mobilesuitgoatse: Welcome to Next Gen Gaming

Chris Plante @ctplante Disconnected from Battlefield 4 because a song in my apartment said the word home and the Xbox went to the home screen. 13m mobilesuitgoatse: Welcome to Next Gen Gaming

nelmathyria Little known fact: Phoenix Wright is actually a swellow gijinka Can't unsee it

nelmathyria Little known fact: Phoenix Wright is actually a swellow gijinka Can't unsee it

phoenix wright swellow