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feferihipstersparkles: Karkat "My Blood Color Is A Secret" Vantas 9 HOURS AGO .486 NOTES

feferihipstersparkles: Karkat "My Blood Color Is A Secret" Vantas 9 HOURS AGO .486 NOTES

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fanta5iaathe-great-hendowski Source:fustrates fustrates 2 months till 2014 and im still ugly 60,589 notes

fanta5iaathe-great-hendowski Source:fustrates fustrates 2 months till 2014 and im still ugly 60,589 notes

What a cleaver pun!

olerex: bitch i will connecticut u

olerex: bitch i will connecticut u

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The moment you discover that there is a law in all schools if the teacher does not appear in the first 15 minutes of class, you can leave the class. mavistai:

The moment you discover that there is a law in all schools if the teacher does not appear in the first 15 minutes of class, you can leave the class. mavistai:

iammadscientist sO0pah-nin10doh 67,116 Is Mario ok Mario is reflecting on life. Wondering why there is so much fighting and bloodshed. Having to fight people like his brother and lover on the battlefield, and getting his ass handed to him on a regular basis It's too much. His spirit has brokern

iammadscientist sO0pah-nin10doh 67,116 Is Mario ok Mario is reflecting on life. Wondering why there is so much fighting and bloodshed. Having to fight people like his brother and lover on the battlefield, and getting his ass handed to him on a regular basis It's too much. His spirit has brokern

expressed m齏区 You'll always be fat. Anonymous your heart is as cold as the ice cream i'm about to eat

expressed m齏区 You'll always be fat. Anonymous your heart is as cold as the ice cream i'm about to eat

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come-alongmerlin doritovevo Source: brbjellyfishing brbiellyfishing thanks miley ·TIU GOOD GOLLY MISS The HOT | LIST. 2013 Mile! The V on G OICINA TECNICA DE LDMINSTRACIO 79,605 notes

come-alongmerlin doritovevo Source: brbjellyfishing brbiellyfishing thanks miley ·TIU GOOD GOLLY MISS The HOT | LIST. 2013 Mile! The V on G OICINA TECNICA DE LDMINSTRACIO 79,605 notes

plsbeyonce marsbartender Source heyharpo why I shouldn't play with my food... hevharoo: Yes...this is a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land and we will call it.. .This Land! ".. think we should cal it your grave!" Ah, CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL!" BLESS THE CREATOR OF THIS POST 63,414 notes

plsbeyonce marsbartender Source heyharpo why I shouldn't play with my food... hevharoo: Yes...this is a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land and we will call it.. .This Land! ".. think we should cal it your grave!" Ah, CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL!" BLESS THE CREATOR OF THIS POST 63,414 notes

isoshi skypestripper bagleopard: the lady at the sandwich shop today was like "that'll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?" and i nodded and said "blaze it" and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it 133.4k

isoshi skypestripper bagleopard: the lady at the sandwich shop today was like "that'll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?" and i nodded and said "blaze it" and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it 133.4k

fuglypudding procrastosaurusrex Source: meerkat mondo neerkat what if the history of music was reversed and in the 1800s people listened to pop and hip hop and music gradually became more and more classical and people frowned upon it because it was new and unfamiliar beethoven is way too edgy young woman no you are not going to listen to his moonlight sonata tonight why cant you listen to lil wayne like a proper lady goddamn

fuglypudding procrastosaurusrex Source: meerkat mondo neerkat what if the history of music was reversed and in the 1800s people listened to pop and hip hop and music gradually became more and more classical and people frowned upon it because it was new and unfamiliar beethoven is way too edgy young woman no you are not going to listen to his moonlight sonata tonight why cant you listen to lil wayne like a proper lady goddamn

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tomlinstop captainoftoast fuckyeahmusearmy thefabulousdangergays mrcraabs do you really love your parents? I bet you cant name 4 of their albums "get dressed it's 4pm "you've been sat at that computer all day" tidy your god-damn room" and who can forget their biggest seller "don't give me that attitude" bonus track: Forget It, Young Lady but we can't forget "put on a coat its freezing out there" & my personal favourite "cause i say so Source: mrcraabs

tomlinstop captainoftoast fuckyeahmusearmy thefabulousdangergays mrcraabs do you really love your parents? I bet you cant name 4 of their albums "get dressed it's 4pm "you've been sat at that computer all day" tidy your god-damn room" and who can forget their biggest seller "don't give me that attitude" bonus track: Forget It, Young Lady but we can't forget "put on a coat its freezing out there" & my personal favourite "cause i say so Source: mrcraabs

KFC 2spookysweatermeulin: chibicrydoll: cheezetits willsuckss: S TI'M LATE FOR AMERICAN SCHOOL i go to school in america and i can tell u that this is 120% accurate if we dont do this we get sent to freedom jail for not being free enough In my school, we have to bring our pet eagles to school and whenever we don't we get a 1 hour detention. YOU AREN'T WEARING RED WHITE AND BLUE YOU'RE BREAKING DRESS CODE

KFC 2spookysweatermeulin: chibicrydoll: cheezetits willsuckss: S TI'M LATE FOR AMERICAN SCHOOL i go to school in america and i can tell u that this is 120% accurate if we dont do this we get sent to freedom jail for not being free enough In my school, we have to bring our pet eagles to school and whenever we don't we get a 1 hour detention. YOU AREN'T WEARING RED WHITE AND BLUE YOU'RE BREAKING DRESS CODE

neatvibes Back KeyPoints Back Makeup dit Bl eset OK Goblins Breeze I used perfect 365 on my dog and now l can't sleep #oomshi his is terrifying #podge #pug

neatvibes Back KeyPoints Back Makeup dit Bl eset OK Goblins Breeze I used perfect 365 on my dog and now l can't sleep #oomshi his is terrifying #podge #pug

bagmilk macklemack: is it pets mart or pet smart it's pronounced gif

bagmilk macklemack: is it pets mart or pet smart it's pronounced gif

this one tme i had to look after a fake baby for school and i got like 100% but all I did was shut it up when it cned, he just sat with me on tumblir for 2 days he was called doug he also enjoyed tine wine

this one tme i had to look after a fake baby for school and i got like 100% but all I did was shut it up when it cned, he just sat with me on tumblir for 2 days he was called doug he also enjoyed tine wine

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spike and dimitri are twins and i don't know who they're related to neither do we go on I just kind of loved how this movie basically said two strange men are living in our flower pots and we have no idea where they came from but they're family

spike and dimitri are twins and i don't know who they're related to neither do we go on I just kind of loved how this movie basically said two strange men are living in our flower pots and we have no idea where they came from but they're family

a-fox you Source: the-almost-do of-rice-and-Zen the-almost-doctor the-almost-doctor the red string of fate is that a fruit rollup no its the red string of fate yea, can you not read? the man clearly said red string of fate 11,435 notes は閫

a-fox you Source: the-almost-do of-rice-and-Zen the-almost-doctor the-almost-doctor the red string of fate is that a fruit rollup no its the red string of fate yea, can you not read? the man clearly said red string of fate 11,435 notes は閫

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TRUE STORY One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn't until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by mysef

TRUE STORY One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn't until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by mysef

678 regiinamills xxmickeydxx This is how many children that died in their Hunger Games without even being mentioned throughout the three books. All these children were under 18. All these children had parents. All these parents' hearts sank to their knees during their child's reaping. All these parents saw their terrified child off at the train station. All these parents heard the sound that signified their child's death. All these parents received their cold, dead child in a wooden box. All these parents' lives ended there. All these parents could say or do nothing. All these parents were merely thanked that they gave up their child. Thanked And the media focuses on the love triangle All these children and all these parents aren't real 64,140 notes

678 regiinamills xxmickeydxx This is how many children that died in their Hunger Games without even being mentioned throughout the three books. All these children were under 18. All these children had parents. All these parents' hearts sank to their knees during their child's reaping. All these parents saw their terrified child off at the train station. All these parents heard the sound that signified their child's death. All these parents received their cold, dead child in a wooden box. All these parents' lives ended there. All these parents could say or do nothing. All these parents were merely thanked that they gave up their child. Thanked And the media focuses on the love triangle All these children and all these parents aren't real 64,140 notes

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yourmatesprit justcallmewade Source: deliasmithdoe. ohaitherelilly: deliasmithdoesnotcare deliasmithdoesnotcare: what's forrest gump's password? don't make a dumb joke o m f g 1forrest 16,451 notes

yourmatesprit justcallmewade Source: deliasmithdoe. ohaitherelilly: deliasmithdoesnotcare deliasmithdoesnotcare: what's forrest gump's password? don't make a dumb joke o m f g 1forrest 16,451 notes