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bakwaaas someone said 'the version of me you created in your mind is not my responsibility' and wow

bakwaaas someone said 'the version of me you created in your mind is not my responsibility' and wow

You are cursed to never be comfortable

voidbat body: you are dying of The Heat me: [removes blanket] body: never have you been So Frozen Source: voidbat 405,010 notes

voidbat body: you are dying of The Heat me: [removes blanket] body: never have you been So Frozen Source: voidbat 405,010 notes

tumblr bed sleeping sleep cold

Can I text the ghostbusters?

glassesanddreads ghostbusters are always like who are you gunna call? ghostbusters! but it's hard enough to call the doctor's office i'm not gunna call the ghostbusters i'd just live with a ghost in my house forever glassesanddreads who you gunna call? no one i have anxiety Source: glassesanddreads 141,754 notes A

glassesanddreads ghostbusters are always like who are you gunna call? ghostbusters! but it's hard enough to call the doctor's office i'm not gunna call the ghostbusters i'd just live with a ghost in my house forever glassesanddreads who you gunna call? no one i have anxiety Source: glassesanddreads 141,754 notes A

ghostbusters tumblr text anxiety

Plot for the next sci-fi film?

neilnevins Follow Had a dream that McDonald's had a big ad campaign that just said "WE HAVE IT" in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said "I saw the sign. Can I have it" and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying "do you think you're ready" in my voice and I screamed and drove away

neilnevins Follow Had a dream that McDonald's had a big ad campaign that just said "WE HAVE IT" in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said "I saw the sign. Can I have it" and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying "do you think you're ready" in my voice and I screamed and drove away

tumblr dream plot sci fi scary

stuff that pie hole

darktownboykisser sensible part of brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. put it in a container. overwhelming majority of brain: shovel the pasta into your face. do it. put it in your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

darktownboykisser sensible part of brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. put it in a container. overwhelming majority of brain: shovel the pasta into your face. do it. put it in your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

eat it pasta spaghetti too much food

Great conversation starter

Hey pukicho everyone's bones are wet hey-now-youre-a-p----star why would you say this pukicho No one said hi back Source: pukicho 101,239 notes

Hey pukicho everyone's bones are wet hey-now-youre-a-p----star why would you say this pukicho No one said hi back Source: pukicho 101,239 notes

wet bones old bones biology ice breaker

On art

gaming art political culture war

it's a simple question

imanaires perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding tharook relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium tharook [walks up to a couple] so which of you is the source and which is the sink?

imanaires perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding tharook relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium tharook [walks up to a couple] so which of you is the source and which is the sink?

heat sync perfect couple love relationships

insurance covers it 50%

adzolotl you call it "really bad at darts", I call it freestyle acupuncture sailor--spoon Sir l'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar

adzolotl you call it "really bad at darts", I call it freestyle acupuncture sailor--spoon Sir l'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar

acupuncture darts game of darts

Some people just exist

tikkunolamorgtfo I love it when people try to claim representation in fiction is being taken "too far" to the point where it's no believable. They're like: "What's next, a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum?" Hi, my name is Rachel, also known as Rachna, and l'm a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum. "What's next, a transgender Latino man with chronic pain?" What, you mean my former colleague, Marco? "What's next, a Black Jewish lesbian?" Bitch, I know I three Black Jewish lesbians, WHAT'S YOUR F------ POINT? furbearingbrick If's not "forced diversity" just exist People

tikkunolamorgtfo I love it when people try to claim representation in fiction is being taken "too far" to the point where it's no believable. They're like: "What's next, a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum?" Hi, my name is Rachel, also known as Rachna, and l'm a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum. "What's next, a transgender Latino man with chronic pain?" What, you mean my former colleague, Marco? "What's next, a Black Jewish lesbian?" Bitch, I know I three Black Jewish lesbians, WHAT'S YOUR F------ POINT? furbearingbrick If's not "forced diversity" just exist People

Somebody loved those

landorus pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms armorgan66 I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke landorus u piece of f------ s--- that was the love of my life

landorus pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms armorgan66 I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke landorus u piece of f------ s--- that was the love of my life

soul mate massacre the one

angry brushings

olga dogwithhat My brothers toothbrushes over the past month Why is he so angry xv7 does dude even still have teeth

olga dogwithhat My brothers toothbrushes over the past month Why is he so angry xv7 does dude even still have teeth

brush tooth brush brothers bortherly angry brush

goth kids hold the line

kvitoya Even if you don't like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth v0x-mach 1na The goth kids hold the line.

kvitoya Even if you don't like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth v0x-mach 1na The goth kids hold the line.

hold the line christmas halloween

Charlie Kelly Art of Seduction

victini You can control white people by giving them cheese Ondo cheese is so good tho victini I got one

victini You can control white people by giving them cheese Ondo cheese is so good tho victini I got one

cheese charlie kelly cheese trap

This would probably work

hilarioushumorfromouterspace Follow @Llamalna Tux [Family of lizards] Mother: this our oldest son, he's all grown up now and crushes buildings Little lizard: ahem Mother: *sighs* also, this our youngest he can get you 15% off car insurance prolifeproliberty Follow How is this not an actual Geico commercial? palis-delon Follow Wait. Did the little one get into insurance so people could get compensation for his big brother's damage? A alberto-balsalm Follow No, the big one got into property damage so people would buy his little brother's insurance 27,631 notes

hilarioushumorfromouterspace Follow @Llamalna Tux [Family of lizards] Mother: this our oldest son, he's all grown up now and crushes buildings Little lizard: ahem Mother: *sighs* also, this our youngest he can get you 15% off car insurance prolifeproliberty Follow How is this not an actual Geico commercial? palis-delon Follow Wait. Did the little one get into insurance so people could get compensation for his big brother's damage? A alberto-balsalm Follow No, the big one got into property damage so people would buy his little brother's insurance 27,631 notes

geico geico insurance lizard gecko

any day now gonna get to it

lessproblematicbunny 5 the-goblin-kween prokopetz Today's aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you're definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever's in it any minute now. hereafteryyh This is a personal attack. kyraneko Don't talk to me or my 67 tabs ever again. Source: prokopetz

lessproblematicbunny 5 the-goblin-kween prokopetz Today's aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you're definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever's in it any minute now. hereafteryyh This is a personal attack. kyraneko Don't talk to me or my 67 tabs ever again. Source: prokopetz

browser too many tabs open browser tabs

Frends

s aderic.com I D 99 OHO OTSTWin IKES baehamas: thisiselliz: What if god was one of us that sign in the back says meme aids

s aderic.com I D 99 OHO OTSTWin IKES baehamas: thisiselliz: What if god was one of us that sign in the back says meme aids

sonic the hedgehog meme aids

He's a smart one

Posted by u/mowa111 6 days ago 5 55 38 8 3 My friend finished wrapping his wife's presents. Left one a perfume, right one a sweater.

Posted by u/mowa111 6 days ago 5 55 38 8 3 My friend finished wrapping his wife's presents. Left one a perfume, right one a sweater.

present christmas deceiving gift

That noise as your skin peels off the couch slowly

normal-guy-posts I'm sorry we couldn't spare any pillows or blankets for you. You're fine with sleeping on the couch, right? eliteknightcats sleeps on this naked and in the morning you have to pry me off with a spatula

normal-guy-posts I'm sorry we couldn't spare any pillows or blankets for you. You're fine with sleeping on the couch, right? eliteknightcats sleeps on this naked and in the morning you have to pry me off with a spatula

couch leather couch no sheets blanket bachelor pad

What happens to 90% of missing persons

generalgrievousdatingsim accidentally indulged in too much 'me time, turns out i've been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities shaelit op is living the dream Source: generalgrievousdatingsim 64,005 notes

generalgrievousdatingsim accidentally indulged in too much 'me time, turns out i've been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities shaelit op is living the dream Source: generalgrievousdatingsim 64,005 notes

missing missing person me time oops