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00% 100% omgtsn stanleytuccimane Can we take a moment to appreciate my battery skin no one man should have all that power

00% 100% omgtsn stanleytuccimane Can we take a moment to appreciate my battery skin no one man should have all that power

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bowta Hello! My baby! Hello! My honey! Hello! My ragtime gOOD LORD HOLY F------ S---

bowta Hello! My baby! Hello! My honey! Hello! My ragtime gOOD LORD HOLY F------ S---

schizophrenicsantaclaus plsbeyonce 50shadesofneigh: pizza the world would be a pain in the ass without girls Is that a pun 157,788 notes

schizophrenicsantaclaus plsbeyonce 50shadesofneigh: pizza the world would be a pain in the ass without girls Is that a pun 157,788 notes

Whoever did this obviously did not know s--- For Pete's sake, Boston was founded about Boston because nothing tn ythe pilgrims,aPeople so tough they had to buckle their goddamn hats on terrorists do is gonna shake them.h It is the cradle of The American Revolution. A city thatwithstood an 86 year losing streak ere's whatithese cowards really don't get. They attacked the Boston Even their bands are tough. It's the marathon, an event celebrating hometown of Aerosmith who,on theirpeople who run 26 miles on their day 5th decade, áre still going strong.off until their n------ are raw-for fun NBC Sports Network Reports of Marathon Runners that crossed finish line and continaed to run to Mass General Hospital to give blood to victims And when thosebombs went oft, thereThese maniacs may have tried to were runners who.afterfinis hingthemake life bad for the people of Boston arathon, keptcunning another to the hospitaltodonate but all they can ever dois show just how good these people are mil That last one <3 Colbert being awesome, again!

Whoever did this obviously did not know s--- For Pete's sake, Boston was founded about Boston because nothing tn ythe pilgrims,aPeople so tough they had to buckle their goddamn hats on terrorists do is gonna shake them.h It is the cradle of The American Revolution. A city thatwithstood an 86 year losing streak ere's whatithese cowards really don't get. They attacked the Boston Even their bands are tough. It's the marathon, an event celebrating hometown of Aerosmith who,on theirpeople who run 26 miles on their day 5th decade, áre still going strong.off until their n------ are raw-for fun NBC Sports Network Reports of Marathon Runners that crossed finish line and continaed to run to Mass General Hospital to give blood to victims And when thosebombs went oft, thereThese maniacs may have tried to were runners who.afterfinis hingthemake life bad for the people of Boston arathon, keptcunning another to the hospitaltodonate but all they can ever dois show just how good these people are mil That last one <3 Colbert being awesome, again!

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kissallghostbutts = ewerts0 Source: cafemusaiin Green Tea PEAN samsvirtuallife cafemusaiin gave my grandma two dollars to get me "an arizona tea and a Reese's cup" and she brought me this and gave me my money back this perfectly describes grandmas My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too. im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics

kissallghostbutts = ewerts0 Source: cafemusaiin Green Tea PEAN samsvirtuallife cafemusaiin gave my grandma two dollars to get me "an arizona tea and a Reese's cup" and she brought me this and gave me my money back this perfectly describes grandmas My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too. im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics

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myjokerbiascarry-on-my-wayward-butt 284 284 geothebio: so i just went to starbucks and they asked me for my name and i accidentally SAID "STEVE" AGAIN Source: geotheblo myjokerbiascarry-on-my-wayward-butt 3,044 so this guy came up to me and said "hey what's your name cutie?" and i accidentally said "steve" because i was thinking of the avengers at the time Source: geothebio it-doesnt-do-wood-sherlock the unfortunate adventures of steve girl dying

myjokerbiascarry-on-my-wayward-butt 284 284 geothebio: so i just went to starbucks and they asked me for my name and i accidentally SAID "STEVE" AGAIN Source: geotheblo myjokerbiascarry-on-my-wayward-butt 3,044 so this guy came up to me and said "hey what's your name cutie?" and i accidentally said "steve" because i was thinking of the avengers at the time Source: geothebio it-doesnt-do-wood-sherlock the unfortunate adventures of steve girl dying

dream-in-wond3rland weteevee MY MATH CLASS STARTS IN 4 MINUTES AND I'M STILL AT HOME didn't calculate that one too well yes I was calculate indeed Did you miss English class to? no, but it seems you did

dream-in-wond3rland weteevee MY MATH CLASS STARTS IN 4 MINUTES AND I'M STILL AT HOME didn't calculate that one too well yes I was calculate indeed Did you miss English class to? no, but it seems you did

f--- I am a f------ sword master thewitchmaker karkatstoaster You're lying if you Say you never did this only if they were arranged in rainbow order Source: Jayserr

f--- I am a f------ sword master thewitchmaker karkatstoaster You're lying if you Say you never did this only if they were arranged in rainbow order Source: Jayserr

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wanktissue: my youngest sister got detention ano a letter home because a boy said to her "girls don't fart" so she sat on him and farted i'm actually dying 202,334 notes --

wanktissue: my youngest sister got detention ano a letter home because a boy said to her "girls don't fart" so she sat on him and farted i'm actually dying 202,334 notes --

reallyreallarrylo ar Next Time You'll Know Better Have you ever walked into a room and found a vampire? No, not the sexy kind, but a foul creature with bony limbs and ashen skin? The kind that snarls as you enter, like a beast about to pounce? The kind that roots you to the spot with its sunken hypnotic eyes, rendering you unable to flee as you watch the hideous thing uncoil from the shadows? Has your heart started racing though your legs refuse to? Have you felt time slow as the creature crosses the room in the darkness of a blink? Have you shuddered with fear when it places one clawed hand atop your head and another under your chin so it can tilt you exposing your neck? Have you squirmed as its rough, dry tongue slides down your cheek, over your jaw, to your throat, in a slithering search thats seeking your artery? Have you felt its hot breath release in a hiss against your skin when it probes your pulse- -the flow that leads to your brain? Has its tongue rested there, throbbing slightly as if savoring the moment? Have you then experienced a sinking, sucking blackness as you discover that not all vampires feed on blood-some feed on memories? Well, have you? Maybe not. But let me rephrase the question Have you ever walked into a room and suddenly forgotten why you came in? holy f--- Holy crap

reallyreallarrylo ar Next Time You'll Know Better Have you ever walked into a room and found a vampire? No, not the sexy kind, but a foul creature with bony limbs and ashen skin? The kind that snarls as you enter, like a beast about to pounce? The kind that roots you to the spot with its sunken hypnotic eyes, rendering you unable to flee as you watch the hideous thing uncoil from the shadows? Has your heart started racing though your legs refuse to? Have you felt time slow as the creature crosses the room in the darkness of a blink? Have you shuddered with fear when it places one clawed hand atop your head and another under your chin so it can tilt you exposing your neck? Have you squirmed as its rough, dry tongue slides down your cheek, over your jaw, to your throat, in a slithering search thats seeking your artery? Have you felt its hot breath release in a hiss against your skin when it probes your pulse- -the flow that leads to your brain? Has its tongue rested there, throbbing slightly as if savoring the moment? Have you then experienced a sinking, sucking blackness as you discover that not all vampires feed on blood-some feed on memories? Well, have you? Maybe not. But let me rephrase the question Have you ever walked into a room and suddenly forgotten why you came in? holy f--- Holy crap

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Demon Time

sunnyinwisconsin colossaltitan calypso53 one of my favorite things about hiking is when i come across a strange structure deep in the woods and am left to wonder how and why and when how demons why demon portal. when: 5 pm demon time it's always 5pm demon time, somewhere

sunnyinwisconsin colossaltitan calypso53 one of my favorite things about hiking is when i come across a strange structure deep in the woods and am left to wonder how and why and when how demons why demon portal. when: 5 pm demon time it's always 5pm demon time, somewhere

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dimensional-scream =t striders-gu Source:toothpastefor HE CREATIVE PROCESS Penic Dendline work Begins All The wer k While Cr in Too theas te For Dinner.co petrifiedpetrichor The most accurate thing ever. EVER though. 92,789 notes

dimensional-scream =t striders-gu Source:toothpastefor HE CREATIVE PROCESS Penic Dendline work Begins All The wer k While Cr in Too theas te For Dinner.co petrifiedpetrichor The most accurate thing ever. EVER though. 92,789 notes

Aquaman

jodyrobots: aquaman you d------- 63,847 notes

jodyrobots: aquaman you d------- 63,847 notes

galacticdad: when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking 91,660 notes

galacticdad: when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking 91,660 notes

is-it-always.this-hard= yourfiction...。 Source: mosh radstunts thirteenth-zodiac-sign bllonde Dear tampon and pad companies: Please make your items quieter to open Sincerely The whole restauranthousehold/bathroom now knows I amon my period, thank you. I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the loo. that is the single most british sentence i have ever read 455,228 notes

is-it-always.this-hard= yourfiction...。 Source: mosh radstunts thirteenth-zodiac-sign bllonde Dear tampon and pad companies: Please make your items quieter to open Sincerely The whole restauranthousehold/bathroom now knows I amon my period, thank you. I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the loo. that is the single most british sentence i have ever read 455,228 notes

thank-you.vashappenin.rnan=im." 口 Source:cutelildork cutelildork cutelildork MY DAD IS WATCHING BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA IN THE OTHER ROOM AND HE JUST RAN IN WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES AND YELLED WHAT KIND OF DISNEY MOVIE KILLS KIDS" THEN WENT BACK HE CAME INTO THE KITCHEN AND HES MUMBLING STUFF LIKE "yeah.. fine... kill the kid, kill all the kids. who cares, waste of time...." 90,647 notes thank-you-vashappenin-man= mi...。 Source: shalrath shalrath But i'm a crepe i'm a weirdough what the hell am i doughing here i doughnut belong here 10,543 notes

thank-you.vashappenin.rnan=im." 口 Source:cutelildork cutelildork cutelildork MY DAD IS WATCHING BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA IN THE OTHER ROOM AND HE JUST RAN IN WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES AND YELLED WHAT KIND OF DISNEY MOVIE KILLS KIDS" THEN WENT BACK HE CAME INTO THE KITCHEN AND HES MUMBLING STUFF LIKE "yeah.. fine... kill the kid, kill all the kids. who cares, waste of time...." 90,647 notes thank-you-vashappenin-man= mi...。 Source: shalrath shalrath But i'm a crepe i'm a weirdough what the hell am i doughing here i doughnut belong here 10,543 notes

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stayyOungandwild midgeorgiabelle: pondifying reasons to be a mermaid no periods no pants And perfect hair And you get to lure men into their death Free clam bra one of these is not like the rest Agreed. Clam bras aren't free, don't be shellfish

stayyOungandwild midgeorgiabelle: pondifying reasons to be a mermaid no periods no pants And perfect hair And you get to lure men into their death Free clam bra one of these is not like the rest Agreed. Clam bras aren't free, don't be shellfish

kenporusty alluringalliteration Source: the-frostiest-of... reach-for-thee-skyy the-frostiest-of-butts: I just can't how bad the puns on this site are getting get out. That is the best pun EVER green B? leaf B? B leat? Believ-

kenporusty alluringalliteration Source: the-frostiest-of... reach-for-thee-skyy the-frostiest-of-butts: I just can't how bad the puns on this site are getting get out. That is the best pun EVER green B? leaf B? B leat? Believ-

buriaq: coolbutcautious the only reason i go to school is because i donnt wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate thats the spirit

buriaq: coolbutcautious the only reason i go to school is because i donnt wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate thats the spirit