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uhhmayzing whitehorse99 maddishly: maddishly: do people realize by not starting gay weddings with, "queerly beloved" they're missing a really good opportunity "queerly beloved, we are gathered here togay" 31,777 notes

uhhmayzing whitehorse99 maddishly: maddishly: do people realize by not starting gay weddings with, "queerly beloved" they're missing a really good opportunity "queerly beloved, we are gathered here togay" 31,777 notes

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clanny-phantom iwasbannedfro.... Source: bootythug making my way downtown still making my way downtowm downtown is farther than originally thought seriously though did someone move downtown maybe i should've taken the bus Day 512: finally made it downtown damn, the mall is closed. making my way back uptown 304,438 notes

clanny-phantom iwasbannedfro.... Source: bootythug making my way downtown still making my way downtowm downtown is farther than originally thought seriously though did someone move downtown maybe i should've taken the bus Day 512: finally made it downtown damn, the mall is closed. making my way back uptown 304,438 notes

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internetexplorers jesuschristvevo thorhead: do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty #1ohnny 189,710 notes --

internetexplorers jesuschristvevo thorhead: do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty #1ohnny 189,710 notes --

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED Attenpted SUBPEOT DESORIPTIONN Abduotion White Man in 40's Salt & Pepper Hair, Goatee Tattoo of an Eye orn His Right Ankle 0 00p NBO 2 Naws at st T 03

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED Attenpted SUBPEOT DESORIPTIONN Abduotion White Man in 40's Salt & Pepper Hair, Goatee Tattoo of an Eye orn His Right Ankle 0 00p NBO 2 Naws at st T 03

happilymourning: we were taking our math test and i turned around and can we just talk about not only whatever is all over that girl's face, but the guy charging his phone in the back and the kid on the right who looks like he's in immense pain this picture is like the perfect description of school tho

happilymourning: we were taking our math test and i turned around and can we just talk about not only whatever is all over that girl's face, but the guy charging his phone in the back and the kid on the right who looks like he's in immense pain this picture is like the perfect description of school tho

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theairclubanidioticblogger Source:iudal ratmother one time i was laughing with my sister and i said haha hokey pokey is kinda like sex. in out in out shake it all about. and she just looked at me dead in the eyes and 'you put your right leg in 78,263 notes はツ

theairclubanidioticblogger Source:iudal ratmother one time i was laughing with my sister and i said haha hokey pokey is kinda like sex. in out in out shake it all about. and she just looked at me dead in the eyes and 'you put your right leg in 78,263 notes はツ

drn007 l have no idea who "Lucky" is nor why Daft Punk wants to get him so bad

drn007 l have no idea who "Lucky" is nor why Daft Punk wants to get him so bad

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durational luxex: i feel as if this symbolizes the fact that shes under so much stress to be beautiful or shes stoned as f---

durational luxex: i feel as if this symbolizes the fact that shes under so much stress to be beautiful or shes stoned as f---

CA le-revenant pathwalker rasputin This Blood Lamp doesn't look that bloody, but the way you turn it on can be considered gruesome. It only works once, and you need to add of a drop of your blood to activate it! The idea is to stop and think about how badly you need light before you use it. Designer Mike Thompson created the lamp in order to draw attention to how much energy we waste. we can finally power the world with periods there are two kinds of people

CA le-revenant pathwalker rasputin This Blood Lamp doesn't look that bloody, but the way you turn it on can be considered gruesome. It only works once, and you need to add of a drop of your blood to activate it! The idea is to stop and think about how badly you need light before you use it. Designer Mike Thompson created the lamp in order to draw attention to how much energy we waste. we can finally power the world with periods there are two kinds of people

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zombieinmybutt: wizcoylifa what if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get p----- when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns how high are you

zombieinmybutt: wizcoylifa what if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get p----- when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns how high are you

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romantic tunny HMKINT Did you know it takes ONE hour of RIGOROUS SEX to burn off the calories from five pieces of Valentines Day chocolate? Eat the whole box. Ive got plans for you tonight, Valentine. rawwrrritsrachel: I think I found the perfect valentines day card at target

romantic tunny HMKINT Did you know it takes ONE hour of RIGOROUS SEX to burn off the calories from five pieces of Valentines Day chocolate? Eat the whole box. Ive got plans for you tonight, Valentine. rawwrrritsrachel: I think I found the perfect valentines day card at target

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retasuneko devildoll Step 12: Place uncovered bowl of kittens in a warm place until they rise, about 30 min.

retasuneko devildoll Step 12: Place uncovered bowl of kittens in a warm place until they rise, about 30 min.

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NTIAL hugiackman my f----- health teacher came in as a plague doctor for halloween and proceeded to say nothing to us for the whole class. he did hit a few desks with a walking stick tho how do you know it was your teacher why are there green peas on that persons desk

NTIAL hugiackman my f----- health teacher came in as a plague doctor for halloween and proceeded to say nothing to us for the whole class. he did hit a few desks with a walking stick tho how do you know it was your teacher why are there green peas on that persons desk

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Ryan steez713 nickholmes He's reading her a scary story. Probably Probably..

Ryan steez713 nickholmes He's reading her a scary story. Probably Probably..

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dean-winchestersass turntechtier hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia: turntechtier ihope they used a condom m going to punch every one of you that reblogs this the question is who was the laptop and who was the lapbottom #can laptopping please PLEASE be a new sex move#where you just sit on a person's lap until they get uncomfortably warm

dean-winchestersass turntechtier hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia: turntechtier ihope they used a condom m going to punch every one of you that reblogs this the question is who was the laptop and who was the lapbottom #can laptopping please PLEASE be a new sex move#where you just sit on a person's lap until they get uncomfortably warm

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bradofarrell kinkyspaceprincessS thelostdisneyprincess merverb as a kid i never understood why they didn't like him As an adult I still don't understand. 127,556 notes

bradofarrell kinkyspaceprincessS thelostdisneyprincess merverb as a kid i never understood why they didn't like him As an adult I still don't understand. 127,556 notes

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Nailed it.

kuueater =-tamura-hiyon Source: pleatedjeans My friends tell me I do a pretty good James Franco impression. submitted 2 hours ago by General-Dingus ③ [+1] to pics 203,306 notes

kuueater =-tamura-hiyon Source: pleatedjeans My friends tell me I do a pretty good James Franco impression. submitted 2 hours ago by General-Dingus ③ [+1] to pics 203,306 notes

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my parents bought me this rly shady bottle of Coke from mexico should i drink it wesirc EVERYTHIG NIS VER Y FUNN Y AND IAM V ERY AW AYKE ALRIGHT LA LRHAIGTH LARIGHTAL RIGHT LALTH IRHTALTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA didnt the original recipe have cocaine

my parents bought me this rly shady bottle of Coke from mexico should i drink it wesirc EVERYTHIG NIS VER Y FUNN Y AND IAM V ERY AW AYKE ALRIGHT LA LRHAIGTH LARIGHTAL RIGHT LALTH IRHTALTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA didnt the original recipe have cocaine