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i don't think anyone realizes how completely serious my ideal fancasting of kristen stewart as levi from snk is

i don't think anyone realizes how completely serious my ideal fancasting of kristen stewart as levi from snk is

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replacer-phillypu Source: callmekitto Did the ge to bed uhats 2 eah men to, and ne and Said. when I H-nes gow op. T wannabe ^n man doesnt MEAn rWMr MY SON WILL NOT E o you DO our has aufv tathe in sweaterkittensaho charliebronsons no one ever said parenting was easy DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES SHE'S DIED I think I've reblogged this before, and I don't give a s--- I love this so much. I'm glad it's back. #replacer's queue 24,172 notes

replacer-phillypu Source: callmekitto Did the ge to bed uhats 2 eah men to, and ne and Said. when I H-nes gow op. T wannabe ^n man doesnt MEAn rWMr MY SON WILL NOT E o you DO our has aufv tathe in sweaterkittensaho charliebronsons no one ever said parenting was easy DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES SHE'S DIED I think I've reblogged this before, and I don't give a s--- I love this so much. I'm glad it's back. #replacer's queue 24,172 notes

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臼 natalie-ann kanayastrider ik. THERES A HAMBURGER IN THE ELEVATOR AT SCHOOL?? taking lunch to the next level did you just

臼 natalie-ann kanayastrider ik. THERES A HAMBURGER IN THE ELEVATOR AT SCHOOL?? taking lunch to the next level did you just

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iamthewhitegirl allmonds earthnation earthnation: lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH

iamthewhitegirl allmonds earthnation earthnation: lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH

jakemalik= manuela-a-a Source: thetonelyonee ghost-anus yourswiftles so I am looking through my photo booth pictures on my laptop bc l have no life and I find these doNT UNDERSTAND I AM A WHITE 15 YEAR OLD GIRL I HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE PEOPLE BEFORE HELP ME paranormal blacktivity

jakemalik= manuela-a-a Source: thetonelyonee ghost-anus yourswiftles so I am looking through my photo booth pictures on my laptop bc l have no life and I find these doNT UNDERSTAND I AM A WHITE 15 YEAR OLD GIRL I HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE PEOPLE BEFORE HELP ME paranormal blacktivity

laina: This is a rare meteorological phenomenon called a skypunch. When people see these, they think it's the end of the world. Ice crystals form above the high-altitude cirro- cumulo-stratus clouds, then fall downward, punching a hole in the cloud cover the earth is so f------ metal i swear

laina: This is a rare meteorological phenomenon called a skypunch. When people see these, they think it's the end of the world. Ice crystals form above the high-altitude cirro- cumulo-stratus clouds, then fall downward, punching a hole in the cloud cover the earth is so f------ metal i swear

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pacolind I was playing Minecraft, and I decided to go north with no materials other than the items i already had in pockets. For two REAL days I have spent my time going nothing but north. I eventually reached an ocean and I jumped in and swam...and swam... I was running out of food and just as i was about to give up and drown myself, i stumbled upon the most amazing thing i have ever seen. An island of 1 block sticking out of the ocean with a red rose resting on top. Against all odds, that one rose grew on that one block. This has given me hope, and i must believe that against all odds, I too can live on. I must keep going. that was the most inspiring thing i've ever read Source: pacolind

pacolind I was playing Minecraft, and I decided to go north with no materials other than the items i already had in pockets. For two REAL days I have spent my time going nothing but north. I eventually reached an ocean and I jumped in and swam...and swam... I was running out of food and just as i was about to give up and drown myself, i stumbled upon the most amazing thing i have ever seen. An island of 1 block sticking out of the ocean with a red rose resting on top. Against all odds, that one rose grew on that one block. This has given me hope, and i must believe that against all odds, I too can live on. I must keep going. that was the most inspiring thing i've ever read Source: pacolind

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This is my littie baby cousin and he is dressed as a smoke detector tor Halloween None of us know why but he is really obsessed with smoke detectors Thats al he's asked for in the way of presents these past two years He cals them "snoke edectors Aso he has a scrapbook of everyone in the family posing with their smoke detectors the end your cousin is the future

This is my littie baby cousin and he is dressed as a smoke detector tor Halloween None of us know why but he is really obsessed with smoke detectors Thats al he's asked for in the way of presents these past two years He cals them "snoke edectors Aso he has a scrapbook of everyone in the family posing with their smoke detectors the end your cousin is the future

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noctiscorus-sa!addressing Source: onlylolgifs erpsicle hookteeth DUCKS DO IT TOO good news, everyone oh man. one time i was out with a group of friends, it was around 3 in the morning and we'd all just spilled out of this nightclub, all completely smashed, when one guy goes "Ol DID YOU SEE THAT? THAT LIGHT JUST THEN??" and this f------ LASER DOT ZOOMS PAST US ON THE GROUND AND WE'RE ALL LIKE YOOOOO DAFUQ IS DIS??? I SWEAR TO GOD WE SPENT NEARLY TEN MINUTES CHASING THIS F------ THING AROUND THE STREET BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT THERE WAS SOME A------ LIKE 10 STORIES UP IN THE APARTMENT BEHIND US PISSING HIMSELF so yeah. cats, ducks and drunk college students. f------ idiots the lot of them 136,501 notes

noctiscorus-sa!addressing Source: onlylolgifs erpsicle hookteeth DUCKS DO IT TOO good news, everyone oh man. one time i was out with a group of friends, it was around 3 in the morning and we'd all just spilled out of this nightclub, all completely smashed, when one guy goes "Ol DID YOU SEE THAT? THAT LIGHT JUST THEN??" and this f------ LASER DOT ZOOMS PAST US ON THE GROUND AND WE'RE ALL LIKE YOOOOO DAFUQ IS DIS??? I SWEAR TO GOD WE SPENT NEARLY TEN MINUTES CHASING THIS F------ THING AROUND THE STREET BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT THERE WAS SOME A------ LIKE 10 STORIES UP IN THE APARTMENT BEHIND US PISSING HIMSELF so yeah. cats, ducks and drunk college students. f------ idiots the lot of them 136,501 notes

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cheesecakemaster the-black-po Source iwishihadafather brigwife dubbledeckerbus when british people say "maths" i laugh because thats f------ stupid when american's campaign against universal healthcare britain laughs because thats f------ stupid we f------ call it maths because it's f------ mathematics there's more than one of them or maybe you pee-brained eagle-f------ can only handie one "pee-brained eagle-f------" "chokes on tea 345,160 notes

cheesecakemaster the-black-po Source iwishihadafather brigwife dubbledeckerbus when british people say "maths" i laugh because thats f------ stupid when american's campaign against universal healthcare britain laughs because thats f------ stupid we f------ call it maths because it's f------ mathematics there's more than one of them or maybe you pee-brained eagle-f------ can only handie one "pee-brained eagle-f------" "chokes on tea 345,160 notes

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Do you think pigeons have feelings? Um going to give you one more chance to shut the f--- up di-stridenasty tumblr at 3am

Do you think pigeons have feelings? Um going to give you one more chance to shut the f--- up di-stridenasty tumblr at 3am

Raising a child is like taking care of someone who's on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad." -Ron Funches (via lazybookreviews) I CANT EMPHASISE ENOUGH HOW ACCURATE THIS IS

Raising a child is like taking care of someone who's on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad." -Ron Funches (via lazybookreviews) I CANT EMPHASISE ENOUGH HOW ACCURATE THIS IS

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Shakespeare Lyrics @ShakespeareSong I shalt pop some tags, only possess 20 shillings within my pocket. 2/12/13, 3:15 PM Not lambic .Do Not Accept... These tags I'1l pop, and boast in rhyming verse that what I wear puts swagger in my gait though twenty shillings have I in my purse, my self-esteem and manhood both inflate when lofty furs I purchase for a cent. Thy grandpa's clothes are worthy salvage, though they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent much less to dress myself from head to toe. To save or not to save? The question's moot. I'll never give my coin to high-street crooks These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot to those, like me, more frugal in their looks. Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores, I'll find my treasures in these thrifty stores Macklemore, "Thrift Shoppe" Crying with laughter ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING. SO BEAUTIFUL THIS IS WHAT ENGLISH LIT IS FOR.

Shakespeare Lyrics @ShakespeareSong I shalt pop some tags, only possess 20 shillings within my pocket. 2/12/13, 3:15 PM Not lambic .Do Not Accept... These tags I'1l pop, and boast in rhyming verse that what I wear puts swagger in my gait though twenty shillings have I in my purse, my self-esteem and manhood both inflate when lofty furs I purchase for a cent. Thy grandpa's clothes are worthy salvage, though they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent much less to dress myself from head to toe. To save or not to save? The question's moot. I'll never give my coin to high-street crooks These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot to those, like me, more frugal in their looks. Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores, I'll find my treasures in these thrifty stores Macklemore, "Thrift Shoppe" Crying with laughter ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING. SO BEAUTIFUL THIS IS WHAT ENGLISH LIT IS FOR.

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onemadbro: wenty-six-million: nigerianscams: Loafers are f------ kidding me omg

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mecksickan In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories. DUN DON

mecksickan In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories. DUN DON

thegirl-inred toned-tanned-fit-andready VOnlaust gothicstan localised do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be to your thoughts yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me i feel you we all feel you why are so many people touching me This is why you don't walk around in the middle of the night

thegirl-inred toned-tanned-fit-andready VOnlaust gothicstan localised do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be to your thoughts yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me i feel you we all feel you why are so many people touching me This is why you don't walk around in the middle of the night

Frequently Bought Together Price for all three: $23.03 Shew avalablity and shipping details This item: Accoutrements Yodelling Pickle by Accoutrements $10.69 Fingshot Slingshot Flying Screaming Monkey by Joisau $5.60 BACON shaped themed Adhesive Bandages by Accoutrements $6.74 bead-batte supergayporno i mean whAT MY FRIEND HAS A YODELING PICKLE omg the button's really sensitive and the yodeling's obnoxiously loud and lasts for like a whole minute right so like one day she brought it to school thinking she could show it off during lunch but she put it in with her books so like she was called down to the office to leave early or something and she grabbed her bag and swung it over her shoulder and right in the dead of the silent classroom we all heard this piercingly loud yodeling erupt from her backpack and we all sat there confused looking at her and she had frozen in place and was staring at the ground in terror and we just sat there for the entire minute as it yodeled and i have to say that was one of the most interesting experience Ive ever had in my entire life BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE this one time while i was visiting her house, we decided to play a prank on her younger brother so we waited until he went to use the bathroom (they share a bathroom) and then we quietly and quicky pressed the button and threw it into the bathroom with him and then shut the door and he started screaming at the top of his lungs and we heard this loud crash and she ran in to check on him and it turns out that we scared him so bad that he fell into the bathtub and we found him all curled up in a ball in the tub sobbing quietly to himself whilst covered in pee and shampoo all while the pickle continued to yodel in the corner m going to write movies based on your yodeling pickle adventures Yodeling Pickle, Yodeling Pickle Rises, Yodeling Pickle Strikes Back, The Silence of the Yodeling Pickle DONT YOU DARE TL:DR THIS IAM LAUGHING HARDER THAN I HAVE LAUGHED IN MONTHS

Frequently Bought Together Price for all three: $23.03 Shew avalablity and shipping details This item: Accoutrements Yodelling Pickle by Accoutrements $10.69 Fingshot Slingshot Flying Screaming Monkey by Joisau $5.60 BACON shaped themed Adhesive Bandages by Accoutrements $6.74 bead-batte supergayporno i mean whAT MY FRIEND HAS A YODELING PICKLE omg the button's really sensitive and the yodeling's obnoxiously loud and lasts for like a whole minute right so like one day she brought it to school thinking she could show it off during lunch but she put it in with her books so like she was called down to the office to leave early or something and she grabbed her bag and swung it over her shoulder and right in the dead of the silent classroom we all heard this piercingly loud yodeling erupt from her backpack and we all sat there confused looking at her and she had frozen in place and was staring at the ground in terror and we just sat there for the entire minute as it yodeled and i have to say that was one of the most interesting experience Ive ever had in my entire life BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE this one time while i was visiting her house, we decided to play a prank on her younger brother so we waited until he went to use the bathroom (they share a bathroom) and then we quietly and quicky pressed the button and threw it into the bathroom with him and then shut the door and he started screaming at the top of his lungs and we heard this loud crash and she ran in to check on him and it turns out that we scared him so bad that he fell into the bathtub and we found him all curled up in a ball in the tub sobbing quietly to himself whilst covered in pee and shampoo all while the pickle continued to yodel in the corner m going to write movies based on your yodeling pickle adventures Yodeling Pickle, Yodeling Pickle Rises, Yodeling Pickle Strikes Back, The Silence of the Yodeling Pickle DONT YOU DARE TL:DR THIS IAM LAUGHING HARDER THAN I HAVE LAUGHED IN MONTHS

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Overreact, much?

batgod shisnojon ARE YOU POURING MILK IN DIPPIN DOTS YOU W----???121?! ARE YOU STUPID DO NOT TAINT DIPPIN DOTS. DIPPIN DOTS ARE PERFECTLY FINE WITHOUT YOUR HELP BARBARIAN that is a spoon

batgod shisnojon ARE YOU POURING MILK IN DIPPIN DOTS YOU W----???121?! ARE YOU STUPID DO NOT TAINT DIPPIN DOTS. DIPPIN DOTS ARE PERFECTLY FINE WITHOUT YOUR HELP BARBARIAN that is a spoon

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Well, there is only one way.

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kuueater boygoblin+ Source: acciodog LIVE POOP Sign Bandit -DOWNTOWN PORTLAND 293 notes

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Lots of people wear those gloves

Ruueater Tollcollector Source: uzumakikarin uzumakikarin i cant believe gendo ikari goes to my school 339 notes

Ruueater Tollcollector Source: uzumakikarin uzumakikarin i cant believe gendo ikari goes to my school 339 notes

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