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MATURE 17+ TM Blood Intense Violence Strong Language ESRB CONTENT RATING www.esrb.org reatureswecreate staycassY me on my period What if we all just walked around with ratings attached to us yo mama would be rated E for "Everyone 61,293 notes

MATURE 17+ TM Blood Intense Violence Strong Language ESRB CONTENT RATING www.esrb.org reatureswecreate staycassY me on my period What if we all just walked around with ratings attached to us yo mama would be rated E for "Everyone 61,293 notes

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madamisahumourist: iburisu: dang girl are you my appendix because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line l've ever read. I applaud you

madamisahumourist: iburisu: dang girl are you my appendix because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line l've ever read. I applaud you

bandsarebasicallymylife dreams-Of-an-insomniac alt-j if ur ever dealing with rude people just say this line "are u an amino acid because ur a-mean-o" trust me it works everytime they will leave u alone also ur biceps will get huge

bandsarebasicallymylife dreams-Of-an-insomniac alt-j if ur ever dealing with rude people just say this line "are u an amino acid because ur a-mean-o" trust me it works everytime they will leave u alone also ur biceps will get huge

dOrkninja I saw Slenderman standing at the end of the hallway, staring at me But, it seems he just wanted to say hey THATS SO F------ SCARY THO

dOrkninja I saw Slenderman standing at the end of the hallway, staring at me But, it seems he just wanted to say hey THATS SO F------ SCARY THO

THE LAST TIMEI WASIN AN ARENA FULL OF KIDS THEY WEREALL TRYING TO KILL ME Can we just stop and appreciate Nicki Minaj's face for a moment. She looks genuinely very concerned for Josh here, like she thinks he was actually in an arena full of kids trying to kill him, and is confused as to why no one eise finds this as shocking as she does. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? PEOPLE FROM THE CAPITOL JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.

THE LAST TIMEI WASIN AN ARENA FULL OF KIDS THEY WEREALL TRYING TO KILL ME Can we just stop and appreciate Nicki Minaj's face for a moment. She looks genuinely very concerned for Josh here, like she thinks he was actually in an arena full of kids trying to kill him, and is confused as to why no one eise finds this as shocking as she does. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? PEOPLE FROM THE CAPITOL JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.

sexual-phan sir-positron cuss-turd in-love-with-my-bed: gnarly in what did people even wear in 2008 apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur With the fur the whole club was looking at her she hit the floor she hit the floor She broke her pelvis and was rushed to hospital. Low low low low low low low low 234,825 notes

sexual-phan sir-positron cuss-turd in-love-with-my-bed: gnarly in what did people even wear in 2008 apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur With the fur the whole club was looking at her she hit the floor she hit the floor She broke her pelvis and was rushed to hospital. Low low low low low low low low 234,825 notes

You greeneyeswhitegirl Source: kanyezus PEN 24 HOURS kanyezus remember when i met tyler the creator and such in 7/11 and he caught me taking a sneaky photo

You greeneyeswhitegirl Source: kanyezus PEN 24 HOURS kanyezus remember when i met tyler the creator and such in 7/11 and he caught me taking a sneaky photo

dquest I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH WITH MY OWn mouth softly because i like you

dquest I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH WITH MY OWn mouth softly because i like you

Dog Search DGOOD DOD GOO D D O O GOG DOODGOO DD D D D DG D DOD O O G D OC O D G OGGD O O G G O O D DOG say-zar. dOabl0g Let's play a game hey guys look satan made a thing

Dog Search DGOOD DOD GOO D D O O GOG DOODGOO DD D D D DG D DOD O O G D OC O D G OGGD O O G G O O D DOG say-zar. dOabl0g Let's play a game hey guys look satan made a thing

iwishihadafather: So I work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have l ask, "can I help you find anything else today?" She responded with, "A million bucks." The elderly man behind her said, "Ma'am, if you want a million bucks, just look in the mirror." Her jaw dropped and she was completely smitten. This man is at least 80 years old and his p---- game is immortal.

iwishihadafather: So I work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have l ask, "can I help you find anything else today?" She responded with, "A million bucks." The elderly man behind her said, "Ma'am, if you want a million bucks, just look in the mirror." Her jaw dropped and she was completely smitten. This man is at least 80 years old and his p---- game is immortal.

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hello-its-your-drug-dealer fool-of… Source: Internetwhore 1. bisexual 18134 up, 4668 down June 18, 2011 Urban Word of the Day The ability to reach down someone's pants and be satisfied with whatever you find ai mewlymae personally would not be satisfied if I found #say #an partner's pants #genitalia is cool is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator es If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction? we need to get outside 303,064 notes

hello-its-your-drug-dealer fool-of… Source: Internetwhore 1. bisexual 18134 up, 4668 down June 18, 2011 Urban Word of the Day The ability to reach down someone's pants and be satisfied with whatever you find ai mewlymae personally would not be satisfied if I found #say #an partner's pants #genitalia is cool is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator es If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction? we need to get outside 303,064 notes

www.flickr.com/photos/yukkuriko/239539250 ronarya shavingryansprivates: I LOVE TINY VERSIONS OF NORMALLY REGULAR SIZED THINGS well you are gonna just adore my penis

www.flickr.com/photos/yukkuriko/239539250 ronarya shavingryansprivates: I LOVE TINY VERSIONS OF NORMALLY REGULAR SIZED THINGS well you are gonna just adore my penis

mollywhoaftw crowleys-angel: crayolaxmonster: tayvengeance: Arcticmonkey: Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don't even notice sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices Sometimes I talk and nobody notices At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad

mollywhoaftw crowleys-angel: crayolaxmonster: tayvengeance: Arcticmonkey: Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don't even notice sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices Sometimes I talk and nobody notices At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad

Death

mytoxicfate a-matchinto-water I DON'T LIKE FOOD. ILOVE IT. unihornwithawormstache averypottermormon I feel this on a spiritual level is that Death from Supernatural? JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING

mytoxicfate a-matchinto-water I DON'T LIKE FOOD. ILOVE IT. unihornwithawormstache averypottermormon I feel this on a spiritual level is that Death from Supernatural? JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING

ratatouille remy supernatural anton ego i don't like food i love it

4 Remember the part in the Sonic Fan Film where he actually LEFT THE ASPECT RATIO OF THE VIDEO? WENT TOO FAST LEFT REALITY

4 Remember the part in the Sonic Fan Film where he actually LEFT THE ASPECT RATIO OF THE VIDEO? WENT TOO FAST LEFT REALITY

maxolines nerdbird Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it's superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user. sassy-spoon lives up to its url

maxolines nerdbird Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it's superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user. sassy-spoon lives up to its url

GOT ACNE? JUST ASK YOUR BOYFRIEND WHAT TO DO. OH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND. WHO THE F--- RUNS YOUR ADS PROACTIVE

GOT ACNE? JUST ASK YOUR BOYFRIEND WHAT TO DO. OH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND. WHO THE F--- RUNS YOUR ADS PROACTIVE

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The Mommy Maker Lifelike Baby Costume For Dogs by ImPawsters Price: $39.99 -Fools up to 30% of pediatricians . Pregnancy belly to "give birth to dog-baby sold separately 75% real baby hair . Bark-to-baby-wail voice modulator built in . Comes in five sizes, from chihuahua to mastiff poopflow: ohnoproblems: NO "75% real baby hair"

The Mommy Maker Lifelike Baby Costume For Dogs by ImPawsters Price: $39.99 -Fools up to 30% of pediatricians . Pregnancy belly to "give birth to dog-baby sold separately 75% real baby hair . Bark-to-baby-wail voice modulator built in . Comes in five sizes, from chihuahua to mastiff poopflow: ohnoproblems: NO "75% real baby hair"

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aleeyabooh one-scoop omatsn Baby cuttlefish what do you think it dreams about awww

aleeyabooh one-scoop omatsn Baby cuttlefish what do you think it dreams about awww

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Planetzoned

comedy-iesus solluxpooping boodlicious Imagine in like 1000 years when we populate other planets it will be like Omg I met this really awesome girl on the internet but she lives on Neptune planet zoned

comedy-iesus solluxpooping boodlicious Imagine in like 1000 years when we populate other planets it will be like Omg I met this really awesome girl on the internet but she lives on Neptune planet zoned

long-distance relationship science-fiction future jake the dog friendzoned galactic empire