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You greeneyeswhitegirl Source: kanyezus PEN 24 HOURS kanyezus remember when i met tyler the creator and such in 7/11 and he caught me taking a sneaky photo

You greeneyeswhitegirl Source: kanyezus PEN 24 HOURS kanyezus remember when i met tyler the creator and such in 7/11 and he caught me taking a sneaky photo

dquest I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH WITH MY OWn mouth softly because i like you

dquest I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH WITH MY OWn mouth softly because i like you

Dog Search DGOOD DOD GOO D D O O GOG DOODGOO DD D D D DG D DOD O O G D OC O D G OGGD O O G G O O D DOG say-zar. dOabl0g Let's play a game hey guys look satan made a thing

Dog Search DGOOD DOD GOO D D O O GOG DOODGOO DD D D D DG D DOD O O G D OC O D G OGGD O O G G O O D DOG say-zar. dOabl0g Let's play a game hey guys look satan made a thing

iwishihadafather: So I work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have l ask, "can I help you find anything else today?" She responded with, "A million bucks." The elderly man behind her said, "Ma'am, if you want a million bucks, just look in the mirror." Her jaw dropped and she was completely smitten. This man is at least 80 years old and his p---- game is immortal.

iwishihadafather: So I work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have l ask, "can I help you find anything else today?" She responded with, "A million bucks." The elderly man behind her said, "Ma'am, if you want a million bucks, just look in the mirror." Her jaw dropped and she was completely smitten. This man is at least 80 years old and his p---- game is immortal.

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hello-its-your-drug-dealer fool-of… Source: Internetwhore 1. bisexual 18134 up, 4668 down June 18, 2011 Urban Word of the Day The ability to reach down someone's pants and be satisfied with whatever you find ai mewlymae personally would not be satisfied if I found #say #an partner's pants #genitalia is cool is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator es If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction? we need to get outside 303,064 notes

hello-its-your-drug-dealer fool-of… Source: Internetwhore 1. bisexual 18134 up, 4668 down June 18, 2011 Urban Word of the Day The ability to reach down someone's pants and be satisfied with whatever you find ai mewlymae personally would not be satisfied if I found #say #an partner's pants #genitalia is cool is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator es If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction? we need to get outside 303,064 notes

www.flickr.com/photos/yukkuriko/239539250 ronarya shavingryansprivates: I LOVE TINY VERSIONS OF NORMALLY REGULAR SIZED THINGS well you are gonna just adore my penis

www.flickr.com/photos/yukkuriko/239539250 ronarya shavingryansprivates: I LOVE TINY VERSIONS OF NORMALLY REGULAR SIZED THINGS well you are gonna just adore my penis

mollywhoaftw crowleys-angel: crayolaxmonster: tayvengeance: Arcticmonkey: Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don't even notice sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices Sometimes I talk and nobody notices At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad

mollywhoaftw crowleys-angel: crayolaxmonster: tayvengeance: Arcticmonkey: Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don't even notice sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices Sometimes I talk and nobody notices At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad

Death

mytoxicfate a-matchinto-water I DON'T LIKE FOOD. ILOVE IT. unihornwithawormstache averypottermormon I feel this on a spiritual level is that Death from Supernatural? JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING

mytoxicfate a-matchinto-water I DON'T LIKE FOOD. ILOVE IT. unihornwithawormstache averypottermormon I feel this on a spiritual level is that Death from Supernatural? JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING

ratatouille remy supernatural anton ego i don't like food i love it

4 Remember the part in the Sonic Fan Film where he actually LEFT THE ASPECT RATIO OF THE VIDEO? WENT TOO FAST LEFT REALITY

4 Remember the part in the Sonic Fan Film where he actually LEFT THE ASPECT RATIO OF THE VIDEO? WENT TOO FAST LEFT REALITY

maxolines nerdbird Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it's superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user. sassy-spoon lives up to its url

maxolines nerdbird Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it's superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user. sassy-spoon lives up to its url

GOT ACNE? JUST ASK YOUR BOYFRIEND WHAT TO DO. OH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND. WHO THE F--- RUNS YOUR ADS PROACTIVE

GOT ACNE? JUST ASK YOUR BOYFRIEND WHAT TO DO. OH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND. WHO THE F--- RUNS YOUR ADS PROACTIVE

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The Mommy Maker Lifelike Baby Costume For Dogs by ImPawsters Price: $39.99 -Fools up to 30% of pediatricians . Pregnancy belly to "give birth to dog-baby sold separately 75% real baby hair . Bark-to-baby-wail voice modulator built in . Comes in five sizes, from chihuahua to mastiff poopflow: ohnoproblems: NO "75% real baby hair"

The Mommy Maker Lifelike Baby Costume For Dogs by ImPawsters Price: $39.99 -Fools up to 30% of pediatricians . Pregnancy belly to "give birth to dog-baby sold separately 75% real baby hair . Bark-to-baby-wail voice modulator built in . Comes in five sizes, from chihuahua to mastiff poopflow: ohnoproblems: NO "75% real baby hair"

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aleeyabooh one-scoop omatsn Baby cuttlefish what do you think it dreams about awww

aleeyabooh one-scoop omatsn Baby cuttlefish what do you think it dreams about awww

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comedy-iesus solluxpooping boodlicious Imagine in like 1000 years when we populate other planets it will be like Omg I met this really awesome girl on the internet but she lives on Neptune planet zoned

comedy-iesus solluxpooping boodlicious Imagine in like 1000 years when we populate other planets it will be like Omg I met this really awesome girl on the internet but she lives on Neptune planet zoned

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i'm watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so f------ raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the f--- her coupon game was so f----- raw" is basically the best string of words ever concocted 307,436 notes は一

i'm watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so f------ raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the f--- her coupon game was so f----- raw" is basically the best string of words ever concocted 307,436 notes は一

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giraffepoliceforce So I don't think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do. Okay, but seriously. if you're ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can't wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don't have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it's ice cream made of lies. ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don't trust liars or their disease- ridden ice cream that was the best safe-sex talk ever

giraffepoliceforce So I don't think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do. Okay, but seriously. if you're ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can't wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don't have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it's ice cream made of lies. ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don't trust liars or their disease- ridden ice cream that was the best safe-sex talk ever

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wide-horizonssweetsanity666 Source: heavensairwavés heavensairwaves heavensainwaves BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY CAME TO MY UNIVERSITY ANDI FOUND HIM AND HE ASKED IF I WANTED A SELFIE WITH HIM AND NOW I HAVE A SELFIE WITH BILL NYE NO I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND BILL NYE ASKED ME IF I WANTED A SELFIE AND THEN WALKED ME THROUGH THE STEPS OF TAKING A SELFIE YESTERDAY WAS GLORIOUS

wide-horizonssweetsanity666 Source: heavensairwavés heavensairwaves heavensainwaves BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY CAME TO MY UNIVERSITY ANDI FOUND HIM AND HE ASKED IF I WANTED A SELFIE WITH HIM AND NOW I HAVE A SELFIE WITH BILL NYE NO I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND BILL NYE ASKED ME IF I WANTED A SELFIE AND THEN WALKED ME THROUGH THE STEPS OF TAKING A SELFIE YESTERDAY WAS GLORIOUS

Will you communicate by mo-o-o-o-orse? argentineduck A fox sits in the forest, casually holding a flashlight and flicking it on and off rapidly At the edge of the forest, a friendly horse stands, eyes wide with fear as he receives the message. "Stay out of my territory. ay out of my termto

Will you communicate by mo-o-o-o-orse? argentineduck A fox sits in the forest, casually holding a flashlight and flicking it on and off rapidly At the edge of the forest, a friendly horse stands, eyes wide with fear as he receives the message. "Stay out of my territory. ay out of my termto

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S297 ew! New New NewNev NewNew He He Newt :- , New! New! New New New Newi New New Nev Ne New NewNe New New New! New! New New! Newl、 ew Newd high-self-esteem: pizzasnachosbutts: i think walmart got new candles r u sure

creatingtheimaginary: tentakewl that pocket you just called hot? maybe it wants to be called beautiful POCKETS BEAUTIFUL CHEESEBURGER

creatingtheimaginary: tentakewl that pocket you just called hot? maybe it wants to be called beautiful POCKETS BEAUTIFUL CHEESEBURGER