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12:06 AM sydneythesignificant: tehjeff: I don't like using my dad's bathroom because I'm not that into watching myself poop i thought your face was embroidered on a hand towel

12:06 AM sydneythesignificant: tehjeff: I don't like using my dad's bathroom because I'm not that into watching myself poop i thought your face was embroidered on a hand towel

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pumpkins age like white people

courageous war cries) [terrified screaming]

courageous war cries) [terrified screaming]

The Tampocalypse

It's a Tampon. You shhove it up your vagina. Let's not beat around the bush here OR SHALIL WE?! Why the f--- is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean? I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some s---. And they're all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding. And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe. And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say For the fighting spirit. A That commercial would win all of the Oscars. That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your f------ tampons b-------... What are you talking about? I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the f------ time Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial? What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I'd be game if it were called Tampocalypse reblogging for the priceless notes The Tampocalypse FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT Well periods aren't all Let me parade around in my m------------ white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box" IT'S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!! IT'S A WAR! IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, F----- I WILL KNOCK YOU THE F--- OUT Tampocalypse Reblogging for the comments this is the best chain of comments ever. period can I be a shareholder? Source: moodgelet

It's a Tampon. You shhove it up your vagina. Let's not beat around the bush here OR SHALIL WE?! Why the f--- is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean? I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some s---. And they're all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding. And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe. And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say For the fighting spirit. A That commercial would win all of the Oscars. That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your f------ tampons b-------... What are you talking about? I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the f------ time Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial? What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I'd be game if it were called Tampocalypse reblogging for the priceless notes The Tampocalypse FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT Well periods aren't all Let me parade around in my m------------ white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box" IT'S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!! IT'S A WAR! IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, F----- I WILL KNOCK YOU THE F--- OUT Tampocalypse Reblogging for the comments this is the best chain of comments ever. period can I be a shareholder? Source: moodgelet

normanis there are two kinds of blogs

normanis there are two kinds of blogs

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I tried my best to not do this.. but ljust couldnt help it im sorry m-notserry

I tried my best to not do this.. but ljust couldnt help it im sorry m-notserry

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come find out

truthinengineeringspoopiestdad... Source: spookuptheb Come Find Out! Study @7:00pm on October 2, 2013 perchu strikeupthebandom what the hell is going on come find out 54,630 notes

truthinengineeringspoopiestdad... Source: spookuptheb Come Find Out! Study @7:00pm on October 2, 2013 perchu strikeupthebandom what the hell is going on come find out 54,630 notes

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squiidwarttheairclub Source: bufidaddygone 16 buffsantajohn 2012-12-11 07:31 wiggidywhack anon here: i touched a penis and laughed for a solid ten minutes once and i just couldnt do anything to the dude because the thought of getting good and sloppy with a willy makes me bust a gut laughing because HONES TLY it's a TUBE of MEAT you put it in your butt sometimes???? why what if you gotta Poop what do you do do you just say "hey let me brb i'm gonna take a mad dump before i hitch a ride on that schlibbity schlong" what the French Toast mate Anonymous this is the greatest thing I have ever read 21,745 notes

squiidwarttheairclub Source: bufidaddygone 16 buffsantajohn 2012-12-11 07:31 wiggidywhack anon here: i touched a penis and laughed for a solid ten minutes once and i just couldnt do anything to the dude because the thought of getting good and sloppy with a willy makes me bust a gut laughing because HONES TLY it's a TUBE of MEAT you put it in your butt sometimes???? why what if you gotta Poop what do you do do you just say "hey let me brb i'm gonna take a mad dump before i hitch a ride on that schlibbity schlong" what the French Toast mate Anonymous this is the greatest thing I have ever read 21,745 notes

abcdefg8en: dw: nahthatsnotveryraven: i went to my friends dorm and I could hear all this grunting and screams of "yes, oh f--- yeah" and I was like what the F--- its a WEDNESDAY MORNING and you are g----------- so I went in there and my friend had just beaten her boyfriend in mario kart by 0.08 seconds so don't trust everything you hear BUT WHY WOULD YOU WALK IN THERE IF YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE HAVING SEX possibility of a threesome duh

abcdefg8en: dw: nahthatsnotveryraven: i went to my friends dorm and I could hear all this grunting and screams of "yes, oh f--- yeah" and I was like what the F--- its a WEDNESDAY MORNING and you are g----------- so I went in there and my friend had just beaten her boyfriend in mario kart by 0.08 seconds so don't trust everything you hear BUT WHY WOULD YOU WALK IN THERE IF YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE HAVING SEX possibility of a threesome duh

opalmind Source: unlockedfear opalmind 434 notes

opalmind Source: unlockedfear opalmind 434 notes

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consumaient fvkc Source: malformalady beco.bokee.com dopernose: Two bodies were found in the Yangtze River, China with their hands entwined together in red twine. The couples' family did not agree with the marriage, so the lovers took their lives. Yall could have just gotten an apartment together on the other side of town goddamn it ain't have to be like this. 65,334 notes

consumaient fvkc Source: malformalady beco.bokee.com dopernose: Two bodies were found in the Yangtze River, China with their hands entwined together in red twine. The couples' family did not agree with the marriage, so the lovers took their lives. Yall could have just gotten an apartment together on the other side of town goddamn it ain't have to be like this. 65,334 notes

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generalivan There we go. It should play now

generalivan There we go. It should play now

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canni8al: malubami: lets talk about how insanely detailed the hands on the mannequins are at kohls that's bc kohls uses real people who shoplift

canni8al: malubami: lets talk about how insanely detailed the hands on the mannequins are at kohls that's bc kohls uses real people who shoplift

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wayward-waddiwasi: supersugoiautism thatscienceguy: Long exposure picture of a Lightning Bolt hitting a Tree! h-------- metal as f---

wayward-waddiwasi: supersugoiautism thatscienceguy: Long exposure picture of a Lightning Bolt hitting a Tree! h-------- metal as f---

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ic-ee herchel nechtar My favorite for two reasons: 1. Keeps me in check. The world is not obligated to care, you can't always expect that people will, especially when they have their own things and problems and hurt that you are not obligated to care about either. Don't expect too much from anyone. 2. The world is not obligated to care, yet sometimes, it still does. And thats beautiful to me. reblogging for the caption This is my new favourite thing

ic-ee herchel nechtar My favorite for two reasons: 1. Keeps me in check. The world is not obligated to care, you can't always expect that people will, especially when they have their own things and problems and hurt that you are not obligated to care about either. Don't expect too much from anyone. 2. The world is not obligated to care, yet sometimes, it still does. And thats beautiful to me. reblogging for the caption This is my new favourite thing

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block 21 notes reblog accordingtoant ATTENTION TUMBLR: Justin Bieber is better than John Lemon Suck my d--- #John Lennon pucks ejustin Bieber is better puter s--- Justin Bieber Justin Bieber is better than John Lemon. John Lemon. Lemon ohmycrof.tumblr.com

block 21 notes reblog accordingtoant ATTENTION TUMBLR: Justin Bieber is better than John Lemon Suck my d--- #John Lennon pucks ejustin Bieber is better puter s--- Justin Bieber Justin Bieber is better than John Lemon. John Lemon. Lemon ohmycrof.tumblr.com

forever905 averagebunny 462,527 applecorr oh my god there's a mr. potato head that's outfitted like iron man and they call him tony starch i can't AGES RON MAN Potato TONY STARCH ea PLAYSKOOL Source: catching 13fire

forever905 averagebunny 462,527 applecorr oh my god there's a mr. potato head that's outfitted like iron man and they call him tony starch i can't AGES RON MAN Potato TONY STARCH ea PLAYSKOOL Source: catching 13fire

s-tellas: The sky when it snows is absolutely perfect. It can be 1 o'clock in the morning and bright outside. The silence of everything when it snows is beautiful. You can barely hear a sound when the snow covers everything. Just watching the snow fall and stick to the ground is beautiful. Yeah I guess it sucks that it's cold and you have to shovel it out, but coming in from the cold and putting on warm clothes, sitting in the heat, and drinking hot chocolate is so relaxing. I miss the snow so much.

s-tellas: The sky when it snows is absolutely perfect. It can be 1 o'clock in the morning and bright outside. The silence of everything when it snows is beautiful. You can barely hear a sound when the snow covers everything. Just watching the snow fall and stick to the ground is beautiful. Yeah I guess it sucks that it's cold and you have to shovel it out, but coming in from the cold and putting on warm clothes, sitting in the heat, and drinking hot chocolate is so relaxing. I miss the snow so much.

chains-of-villainymakubenoaijin Souroe: r4ytrace 勳戟士 4 makubenoaijin wikikomoto kefka44 r4ytrace Mobile Suit Gundam 0079 GO AWAY BIG-ZAM NO, BIG ZAM IS THE ONE TRULY PERFECT GIANT ROBOT EVER if you don't like Big Zam we can't be friends

chains-of-villainymakubenoaijin Souroe: r4ytrace 勳戟士 4 makubenoaijin wikikomoto kefka44 r4ytrace Mobile Suit Gundam 0079 GO AWAY BIG-ZAM NO, BIG ZAM IS THE ONE TRULY PERFECT GIANT ROBOT EVER if you don't like Big Zam we can't be friends

WillYouPressTheButton?.com I will not! You become the president of your favorite region of the world with ultimate authority Skrillex is your vice president and you cannot fire or replace him but best-of-funny willyciraptor where is the downside "Skrillex we're having problems with paying our taxes/debts" D-d-d-d-d-d-drop the rates" Thanks, skrillex"

WillYouPressTheButton?.com I will not! You become the president of your favorite region of the world with ultimate authority Skrillex is your vice president and you cannot fire or replace him but best-of-funny willyciraptor where is the downside "Skrillex we're having problems with paying our taxes/debts" D-d-d-d-d-d-drop the rates" Thanks, skrillex"