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fyoucarryonthisway this is a serious question how do you get a boy to like you when theres always someone better like why would anyone ever pick a raisin out of a bowl of chocolate chips this is literalily my biggest concern in life i am a raisin Source: Iyoucarryonthiswa -dranon.licious a-spider 85,880 fyoucarryonthisway tardismyoldgir reddiemercury amporasses: I PICKED UP A COOKIE THINKING IT WAS RAISIN WHE IT WAS ACTUALLY CHOCOLATE CHIP IM SO UPSET YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON TO EVER ACTUALLY BE UPSET BY THIS WHERE'S THE GIRL WHO SAID SHESA RAISIN IN A BOWL OF CHOCOLATE CHIPS SHE NEEDS TO READ THIS hello im here do i hear wedding bels

fyoucarryonthisway this is a serious question how do you get a boy to like you when theres always someone better like why would anyone ever pick a raisin out of a bowl of chocolate chips this is literalily my biggest concern in life i am a raisin Source: Iyoucarryonthiswa -dranon.licious a-spider 85,880 fyoucarryonthisway tardismyoldgir reddiemercury amporasses: I PICKED UP A COOKIE THINKING IT WAS RAISIN WHE IT WAS ACTUALLY CHOCOLATE CHIP IM SO UPSET YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON TO EVER ACTUALLY BE UPSET BY THIS WHERE'S THE GIRL WHO SAID SHESA RAISIN IN A BOWL OF CHOCOLATE CHIPS SHE NEEDS TO READ THIS hello im here do i hear wedding bels

Since They changed Philosopher's Stone to Sorcerer's Stone for America, I decided to change the rest since us American's are too dumb to understand the word philosopher: superpoisoniw ehehehelokid spudsexuall Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man Harry Potter and The Hot Cup Harry Potter and The Bird Club Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood Harry Potter and Death it all makes sense now I'm crying.

Since They changed Philosopher's Stone to Sorcerer's Stone for America, I decided to change the rest since us American's are too dumb to understand the word philosopher: superpoisoniw ehehehelokid spudsexuall Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man Harry Potter and The Hot Cup Harry Potter and The Bird Club Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood Harry Potter and Death it all makes sense now I'm crying.

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thedoctorloves221b "Lord of the flies" How did you even

thedoctorloves221b "Lord of the flies" How did you even

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awktoberr apocalyptic-pony: This is cute because it's probably the first time she's seen/had her hair completely dry and it's all soft and full of volume (o: aw How the hell is her hair soft after living in salt water for all her life shhh. mermaid physics.

awktoberr apocalyptic-pony: This is cute because it's probably the first time she's seen/had her hair completely dry and it's all soft and full of volume (o: aw How the hell is her hair soft after living in salt water for all her life shhh. mermaid physics.

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. Verizon 5:23 PM 91% isterpornographic; joeydftba meido: washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the greatest form of entertainment whoa what and with one single post, you've given every straight male and homosexual female a boner I like putting the soap bar between them and seeing how far I can launch it. I busted a light that way once tho. That-that sounds pretty impressive, actually Lol

. Verizon 5:23 PM 91% isterpornographic; joeydftba meido: washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the greatest form of entertainment whoa what and with one single post, you've given every straight male and homosexual female a boner I like putting the soap bar between them and seeing how far I can launch it. I busted a light that way once tho. That-that sounds pretty impressive, actually Lol

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I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT'S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE F------ BLOOD SUPPLY PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT'S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE F------ BLOOD SUPPLY PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

casualfangirling she-wants-the-doitsu whendaybreaks: when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go are you okay They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at someones house maybe its watching them take off their clothes yeah get it word this f------ site i swear to god

casualfangirling she-wants-the-doitsu whendaybreaks: when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go are you okay They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at someones house maybe its watching them take off their clothes yeah get it word this f------ site i swear to god

Squid Room

liauorior tunacaptor Our parents moved out so now we have an empty room. It shall be the squid room. Our parents moved out

liauorior tunacaptor Our parents moved out so now we have an empty room. It shall be the squid room. Our parents moved out

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teekins ts dead eek my sister has gven up on being an english major and has decided to be a ful time burrito she was quoted saying-burritos dont have to wrte esson plans ive decided to join her burritos don't have to take tests Are those.actual burros you're burntoing next to? no those are taquitos those are our children shahe Tbsafucking dus

teekins ts dead eek my sister has gven up on being an english major and has decided to be a ful time burrito she was quoted saying-burritos dont have to wrte esson plans ive decided to join her burritos don't have to take tests Are those.actual burros you're burntoing next to? no those are taquitos those are our children shahe Tbsafucking dus

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viking-gods-of-metal: When a viking mistreats his lady, she may cut off his junk and hang it in her home. Also: Women were in charge of the household's money because they were believed to be magic and have the ability to see into the future. . If a woman divorced her viking husband, he would be shamed for being divorced. . Men weren't even allowed to touch a woman's hand if she had not agreed to it or he would be punished by law. VIKINGS

viking-gods-of-metal: When a viking mistreats his lady, she may cut off his junk and hang it in her home. Also: Women were in charge of the household's money because they were believed to be magic and have the ability to see into the future. . If a woman divorced her viking husband, he would be shamed for being divorced. . Men weren't even allowed to touch a woman's hand if she had not agreed to it or he would be punished by law. VIKINGS

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sydney-psycho spoken-not-written Source: thestarshipen these really hot football players just came to the front door to sell raffle cards for the school and i answered the door in my pajamas and they iterally could not speak for a full minute because they just had to stare at my pajamas and all i could say after that extremely long minute was they glow in the dark, too. 68,768 notes

sydney-psycho spoken-not-written Source: thestarshipen these really hot football players just came to the front door to sell raffle cards for the school and i answered the door in my pajamas and they iterally could not speak for a full minute because they just had to stare at my pajamas and all i could say after that extremely long minute was they glow in the dark, too. 68,768 notes

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punned: i get bloody noses a lot and i can usually feel it about 30 seconds before it starts dripping. today in class my nose started to bleed. but right before, I turned to this very religious boy who sits next to me and whispered "hail satan" as my nose started to drip. he freaked and fell back and hit his head. he had to go home for the rest of the day.

punned: i get bloody noses a lot and i can usually feel it about 30 seconds before it starts dripping. today in class my nose started to bleed. but right before, I turned to this very religious boy who sits next to me and whispered "hail satan" as my nose started to drip. he freaked and fell back and hit his head. he had to go home for the rest of the day.

crow-chasing-the-butterfly love! Souroe: spoopyesque vardaesque today at work a little girl and her dad came through my line and she picked up two things of altoids and she was like "daddy let's get the same flavor! so when you're in afghanistan can eat mine and you can eat yours and we can be together!" and me and my cashier just stood there like DON'T CRY DON'T F------ CRY DON'T BE A BABY AND F------ CRY and then they left and we f------ walled like children 62,776 notes はソ

crow-chasing-the-butterfly love! Souroe: spoopyesque vardaesque today at work a little girl and her dad came through my line and she picked up two things of altoids and she was like "daddy let's get the same flavor! so when you're in afghanistan can eat mine and you can eat yours and we can be together!" and me and my cashier just stood there like DON'T CRY DON'T F------ CRY DON'T BE A BABY AND F------ CRY and then they left and we f------ walled like children 62,776 notes はソ

ztarman331 "Pokémon sucks" "Who the f--- still plays Pokémon?" "Nobody likes Pokémon!" Are you sure about that? Poll of the Day WHICH SCHEDULED OCTOBER RELEASE ARE YOU MOST LOOKING FORWARD TO? Vote Accepted 3055 5458 2474 2971 2169 449 13598 128 1416 757 32475 9 4196 Assassin's Creed Ⅳ Black Flag Batman: Arkham Origins Battiefield 4 Beyond Two Souls Disgaea 02: A Brighter Darkness NBA 2K14 Pokemon XY Skylanders Swap Force Sonic: Lost Workd WWE 2K14 TOTAL VOTES 16 81% 6 68% 1 38% 41 87% 0 39% 436% 233% ■ ARE YOU F------ CERTAIN??

ztarman331 "Pokémon sucks" "Who the f--- still plays Pokémon?" "Nobody likes Pokémon!" Are you sure about that? Poll of the Day WHICH SCHEDULED OCTOBER RELEASE ARE YOU MOST LOOKING FORWARD TO? Vote Accepted 3055 5458 2474 2971 2169 449 13598 128 1416 757 32475 9 4196 Assassin's Creed Ⅳ Black Flag Batman: Arkham Origins Battiefield 4 Beyond Two Souls Disgaea 02: A Brighter Darkness NBA 2K14 Pokemon XY Skylanders Swap Force Sonic: Lost Workd WWE 2K14 TOTAL VOTES 16 81% 6 68% 1 38% 41 87% 0 39% 436% 233% ■ ARE YOU F------ CERTAIN??

game of thrones: hiatus spn: hiatus hannibal: hiatus community: hiatus dr who: hiatus sherlock: hiatus american government: well since all the cool kids are doing it

game of thrones: hiatus spn: hiatus hannibal: hiatus community: hiatus dr who: hiatus sherlock: hiatus american government: well since all the cool kids are doing it

methlabrador: i accidentally just wrote "the soviet onion" on my paper and now i can't stop laughing Layers and layers of communist propaganda

methlabrador: i accidentally just wrote "the soviet onion" on my paper and now i can't stop laughing Layers and layers of communist propaganda

know exactly the countercurse that could have spared her So unlucky I wasn't there obbl OHMYGOD

know exactly the countercurse that could have spared her So unlucky I wasn't there obbl OHMYGOD

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..ooo AT&T 9:50 PM 4690 10, epicluna. the-221st-doctor: Mom, Dad.... I'm French the bible says adam and eve not adam and hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower 106.951 notes

..ooo AT&T 9:50 PM 4690 10, epicluna. the-221st-doctor: Mom, Dad.... I'm French the bible says adam and eve not adam and hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower 106.951 notes

A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-aleck punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest Dead silence... The rest of the year went very smoothly. IA THEMETAPICTURE.COM

A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-aleck punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest Dead silence... The rest of the year went very smoothly. IA THEMETAPICTURE.COM

marine corps teacher plaster cast badass staple

apocalypse-aradia: prehistorian: stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat 40 nyoom

apocalypse-aradia: prehistorian: stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat 40 nyoom