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Ken Marsh - State Trooper Novelist

nilim Follow Ok, so I was reading this news story: Man survives weeks in remote Alaska wilderness after cabin burns down, writes 'SOS' in snow A man managed to survive more than three weeks in the rugged Alaskan wilderness after his remote cabin burned down until he was rescued last week by state troopers who spotted an "SOS" signal stamped in the snow. So far so normal, right? But then: "Steele's shoulder-length hair, chestnut brown near the roots fading to golden blond near its frayed tips, hung matted and dreadlocks-like over his neck. His auburn beard flowed untrimmed to his chest, Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wrote in a recap of the rescue. Like what. And then: "His clothes smelled of smoke and his hands were calloused, rough, and ash-stained, Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. panicblanket Follow in Linkedin > ken-marsh-612462168 Ken Marsh - Freelance Writer - Self-Employed| Linkedin I recently retired from my position with the State of Alaska as a Public Information Officer with the Alaska State Troopers. My professional background includes ... well would you look at that

nilim Follow Ok, so I was reading this news story: Man survives weeks in remote Alaska wilderness after cabin burns down, writes 'SOS' in snow A man managed to survive more than three weeks in the rugged Alaskan wilderness after his remote cabin burned down until he was rescued last week by state troopers who spotted an "SOS" signal stamped in the snow. So far so normal, right? But then: "Steele's shoulder-length hair, chestnut brown near the roots fading to golden blond near its frayed tips, hung matted and dreadlocks-like over his neck. His auburn beard flowed untrimmed to his chest, Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wrote in a recap of the rescue. Like what. And then: "His clothes smelled of smoke and his hands were calloused, rough, and ash-stained, Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. panicblanket Follow in Linkedin > ken-marsh-612462168 Ken Marsh - Freelance Writer - Self-Employed| Linkedin I recently retired from my position with the State of Alaska as a Public Information Officer with the Alaska State Troopers. My professional background includes ... well would you look at that

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Werewolf in a Submarine

HORRORBEEST @flashember i begin typing on an old typewriter, "a werewolf is steering a submarine" but then stop. i crunch up the paper and throw it in the fire. the world isn't ready yet for Captain Harry McHowls, the submarine pilot who is secretly a werewolf hiding from the moon 12:47 PM - Oct 13, 2019 · Twitter for Android spiderine yes it is a headspace-hotel The world would be so much better if people would just unironically write stuff like this. I'm tired of books that Take Themselves Seriously

HORRORBEEST @flashember i begin typing on an old typewriter, "a werewolf is steering a submarine" but then stop. i crunch up the paper and throw it in the fire. the world isn't ready yet for Captain Harry McHowls, the submarine pilot who is secretly a werewolf hiding from the moon 12:47 PM - Oct 13, 2019 · Twitter for Android spiderine yes it is a headspace-hotel The world would be so much better if people would just unironically write stuff like this. I'm tired of books that Take Themselves Seriously

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The Lincoln Assassination

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An Arthritic Neanderthal

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Why White People Love Cheese

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Beluga Speaking English

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Centaur in Disguise

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The 1904 Olympic Marathon

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Hot Weather vs Cold Weather

greenwithenby-deactivated201609 People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know? People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A F------ HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK greenwithenby you wouldn't believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags. hong-meiling-official too cold? put on another layer! too hot? change into thinner clothes! still too cold? put on another layer! still too hot? uh, get naked I guess? still too cold? put on another layer! still too hot? ȚAKE OFE TOURASKÍN the-mighty-birdy The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell goodguydashura THE TRUTH COMES OUT. Avoidance techniques for the cold: -more coats, fire, hot food and drink, stay inside, fuzzy sweaters, ear muffs, become a burrito Avoidance techniques for heat: -die, I guess. #SEE THATS THE THING LIKE I CANT WALK OUTSIDE NAKED AND EVEN IF I COULD WHAT IF IM STILL HOT WHAT DO I DO THEN 447,104 notes lolpics/VideoGameGirl

greenwithenby-deactivated201609 People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know? People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A F------ HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK greenwithenby you wouldn't believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags. hong-meiling-official too cold? put on another layer! too hot? change into thinner clothes! still too cold? put on another layer! still too hot? uh, get naked I guess? still too cold? put on another layer! still too hot? ȚAKE OFE TOURASKÍN the-mighty-birdy The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell goodguydashura THE TRUTH COMES OUT. Avoidance techniques for the cold: -more coats, fire, hot food and drink, stay inside, fuzzy sweaters, ear muffs, become a burrito Avoidance techniques for heat: -die, I guess. #SEE THATS THE THING LIKE I CANT WALK OUTSIDE NAKED AND EVEN IF I COULD WHAT IF IM STILL HOT WHAT DO I DO THEN 447,104 notes lolpics/VideoGameGirl

Honestly, I'd watch it

normal-horoscopes TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE THE HORSE DIES AN HOUR IN AND THE SECOND HALF IS THE GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE TO REANIMATE IT SO SHE CAN WIN THE BIG DERBY hombredeflorida Necroprancer normal-horoscopes TAGLINE: YOU CANT BEAT THIS DEAD HORSE

normal-horoscopes TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE THE HORSE DIES AN HOUR IN AND THE SECOND HALF IS THE GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE TO REANIMATE IT SO SHE CAN WIN THE BIG DERBY hombredeflorida Necroprancer normal-horoscopes TAGLINE: YOU CANT BEAT THIS DEAD HORSE

Types of Fun

REI tilthat Follow TIL there are 3 types of fun: Type 1 fun is enjoyable while it's happening. Type 2 fun is miserable while it's happening, but fun in retrospect. Type 3 fun is not fun at all, not even in retrospect. via reddit.com scope-dogg Follow How the f--- is activity that's no fun during or after it considered a type of fun lordascapelion Follow You know how a lot of people play a game called League of Legends?

REI tilthat Follow TIL there are 3 types of fun: Type 1 fun is enjoyable while it's happening. Type 2 fun is miserable while it's happening, but fun in retrospect. Type 3 fun is not fun at all, not even in retrospect. via reddit.com scope-dogg Follow How the f--- is activity that's no fun during or after it considered a type of fun lordascapelion Follow You know how a lot of people play a game called League of Legends?

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Relationship Goals

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Daedalus' Labyrinth

ALLOW ME TO PRESENT YOU THIS ENORMOUS CHEESE. SIRE, I WILL BUILD A LABYRINTH TO HOUSE THE CHEESE! NO! THE KITCHEN WILL DO FINE! MY MASTER ALSO SENDS HIS REGARDS SIRE! I WILL BUILD A LABYRINTH TO HOUSE THE REGARDS! WHAT IS IT LABYRINTHS WITH YOU AND THIS LABYRINTH? SIRE! THE QUEEN HAS GIVEN BIRTH TÓ A MONSTER! ARE AWESOME! areyoutryingtodeduceme: 221cbakerstreet: nopholom: princeofprocrastination: | Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone? Best face still my favorite an example of perfect, perfect comedic timing in comie panels

ALLOW ME TO PRESENT YOU THIS ENORMOUS CHEESE. SIRE, I WILL BUILD A LABYRINTH TO HOUSE THE CHEESE! NO! THE KITCHEN WILL DO FINE! MY MASTER ALSO SENDS HIS REGARDS SIRE! I WILL BUILD A LABYRINTH TO HOUSE THE REGARDS! WHAT IS IT LABYRINTHS WITH YOU AND THIS LABYRINTH? SIRE! THE QUEEN HAS GIVEN BIRTH TÓ A MONSTER! ARE AWESOME! areyoutryingtodeduceme: 221cbakerstreet: nopholom: princeofprocrastination: | Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone? Best face still my favorite an example of perfect, perfect comedic timing in comie panels

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Played Like a Fiddle?

quasi-normalcy Why does everyone say that they played someone 'like a fiddle'? Fiddles are actually pretty difficult to play? Why not say 'I played him like a recorder'? 'Like a xylophone'? 'Like a triangle? periegesisvoid I think it's got to do with detail and subtlety. If you play someone like a fiddle, that's like, lago or some s---. If you play someone like a triangle, you just told them there was free food somewhere when there wasn't. merrypaws I've once read the following exchange: "You played me!" "Like the cheap kazoo you are." Which in my books is a pretty epic burn if we're going to be making musical comparisons. forgottenequality Writing that one down for future use tbh

quasi-normalcy Why does everyone say that they played someone 'like a fiddle'? Fiddles are actually pretty difficult to play? Why not say 'I played him like a recorder'? 'Like a xylophone'? 'Like a triangle? periegesisvoid I think it's got to do with detail and subtlety. If you play someone like a fiddle, that's like, lago or some s---. If you play someone like a triangle, you just told them there was free food somewhere when there wasn't. merrypaws I've once read the following exchange: "You played me!" "Like the cheap kazoo you are." Which in my books is a pretty epic burn if we're going to be making musical comparisons. forgottenequality Writing that one down for future use tbh

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Anteater Kaiju

Since ant colonies are like tiny insect cities, that would mean that anteaters are basically kaiju. J With a purposeful grimace and a tubular snout, He digs his way right into the ground! Helpless soldiers in vain they stung, Against impending death's long sticky tongue! He whips up his snout and he shoves it back down, As he licks up the ants that are fleeing the mound! J Oh no, they say he's gotta go, Go go, anteater! Hee-yee-hee-hee! Oh no, there goes that anthill, yo! Go go, anteater! Hee-yee-hee-hee!" I Nature shows us again and again, How creatures evolved to prey upon ants! Anteater! Nature shows us again and again, How creatures evolved to prey upon ants! Anteater!

Since ant colonies are like tiny insect cities, that would mean that anteaters are basically kaiju. J With a purposeful grimace and a tubular snout, He digs his way right into the ground! Helpless soldiers in vain they stung, Against impending death's long sticky tongue! He whips up his snout and he shoves it back down, As he licks up the ants that are fleeing the mound! J Oh no, they say he's gotta go, Go go, anteater! Hee-yee-hee-hee! Oh no, there goes that anthill, yo! Go go, anteater! Hee-yee-hee-hee!" I Nature shows us again and again, How creatures evolved to prey upon ants! Anteater! Nature shows us again and again, How creatures evolved to prey upon ants! Anteater!

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foot

frostfur Gongratulàtions! You have earned a WARRIOR name! foot this is the only memento i have from the old warrior cats website.... rest in peace validwarriorcatsnames foot

frostfur Gongratulàtions! You have earned a WARRIOR name! foot this is the only memento i have from the old warrior cats website.... rest in peace validwarriorcatsnames foot

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retail

greglestrade some customers: oh my god i'm so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i'm so sorry forgive me other customers: answer this question before i've even asked it or i'll kill you where you stand kai-ni #1 has worked in retail #2 hasn't 142,896 notes A

greglestrade some customers: oh my god i'm so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i'm so sorry forgive me other customers: answer this question before i've even asked it or i'll kill you where you stand kai-ni #1 has worked in retail #2 hasn't 142,896 notes A

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double torture

claup777 I admire people who do exercise with no music like you are putting your body in pain while being alone with your thoughts... that's double torture one-for-all-plus-ultra jaboukie young-white @jaboukie anyone at the gym with no headphones is training to avenge someone's death 7/3/18, 11:03 AM

claup777 I admire people who do exercise with no music like you are putting your body in pain while being alone with your thoughts... that's double torture one-for-all-plus-ultra jaboukie young-white @jaboukie anyone at the gym with no headphones is training to avenge someone's death 7/3/18, 11:03 AM

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kids are interesting

notchicken Kids are interesting. I'm babysitting a 9 year old boy right now who's homework is to write a fictional story and he wrote about how in millions of years the sun will expand killing everything and one man fell asleep at the beach and missed all the official an- nouncements about the world ending but he managed to be the only survivor of the solar flares because he applied SPF 100 sunscreen. Source: notchicken 169,547 notes

notchicken Kids are interesting. I'm babysitting a 9 year old boy right now who's homework is to write a fictional story and he wrote about how in millions of years the sun will expand killing everything and one man fell asleep at the beach and missed all the official an- nouncements about the world ending but he managed to be the only survivor of the solar flares because he applied SPF 100 sunscreen. Source: notchicken 169,547 notes

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sims mechanic

orgyganic: deadguy95: orgyganic: the mechanic came over to fix my broken stereo and he died while fixing it and i still had to pay for him being there and its not even fixed what the f--- he died???? wait i forgot to say this is the sims 3 but even if it wasnt i'd still be pretty p-----

orgyganic: deadguy95: orgyganic: the mechanic came over to fix my broken stereo and he died while fixing it and i still had to pay for him being there and its not even fixed what the f--- he died???? wait i forgot to say this is the sims 3 but even if it wasnt i'd still be pretty p-----

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