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klefable i love little kids that share too much information. today a girl came in with her mom to order food and i told her i liked her dress. she said "thanks my mom stole it from target" #oh okay 44,979 notes

klefable i love little kids that share too much information. today a girl came in with her mom to order food and i told her i liked her dress. she said "thanks my mom stole it from target" #oh okay 44,979 notes

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"things english speakers know, but don’t know we know."

basicallyanidiot 3 blackkatmagic Follow ... burntcopper Follow adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: opinion- size-age-shape-colour-origin-material-purpose Noun. So you can have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order in the slightest you'll sound like a maniac. It's an odd thing that every English speaker uses that list, but almost none of us could write it out. And as size comes before colour, green great dragons can't exist. things english speakers know, but don't know we know. windycityteacher Follow WOAH WHAT? ice-light-red That is profound. I noticed this by accident when asked about adjectives by a Japanese student. She translated something from Japanese like "Brown big cat" and I corrected her. When she asked me why, I bluescreened. Source: burntc per 482,329 notes

basicallyanidiot 3 blackkatmagic Follow ... burntcopper Follow adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: opinion- size-age-shape-colour-origin-material-purpose Noun. So you can have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order in the slightest you'll sound like a maniac. It's an odd thing that every English speaker uses that list, but almost none of us could write it out. And as size comes before colour, green great dragons can't exist. things english speakers know, but don't know we know. windycityteacher Follow WOAH WHAT? ice-light-red That is profound. I noticed this by accident when asked about adjectives by a Japanese student. She translated something from Japanese like "Brown big cat" and I corrected her. When she asked me why, I bluescreened. Source: burntc per 482,329 notes

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Clayton Cubitt O @claytoncubitt YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED TO SEE PIX OF FLEXING VICTORIAN BABES BUT YOU DID 1:41 PM - 9/12/19 - Tweetbot for iOS

Clayton Cubitt O @claytoncubitt YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED TO SEE PIX OF FLEXING VICTORIAN BABES BUT YOU DID 1:41 PM - 9/12/19 - Tweetbot for iOS

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Jack Black

fistinginferno jack black is literally the only human that never needs any context for me. I could see him going anywhere and doing anything. like if i got abducted by aliens and saw him just wandering around the spaceship putting bugle chips on his fingers to make it look like he has claws i would be like “that's some classic jack black right there' and not even question it

fistinginferno jack black is literally the only human that never needs any context for me. I could see him going anywhere and doing anything. like if i got abducted by aliens and saw him just wandering around the spaceship putting bugle chips on his fingers to make it look like he has claws i would be like “that's some classic jack black right there' and not even question it

Life Isn't Fair

Humpback Wihale 85 is not happy. minmo: well life just isnt f------ fair is it humpback whale 85

Humpback Wihale 85 is not happy. minmo: well life just isnt f------ fair is it humpback whale 85

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Good Morning

targuzzler what if mayonnaise came in cans smeasel that would suck because you can't microwave metal... phisobi good morning to everyone except these two people

targuzzler what if mayonnaise came in cans smeasel that would suck because you can't microwave metal... phisobi good morning to everyone except these two people

Crabs

O slab-o-meat crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs slab-o-meat i was on. a new sleep medication last night

O slab-o-meat crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs slab-o-meat i was on. a new sleep medication last night

Captchas

sagihairius CAPTCHA 1: check this box CAPTCHA 2: select all the rivers CAPTCHA 3: which of these tiny pictures has an apple in it CAPTCHA 4: can you find where you went wrong in your life CAPTCHA 5: select the reasons why my wife left me

sagihairius CAPTCHA 1: check this box CAPTCHA 2: select all the rivers CAPTCHA 3: which of these tiny pictures has an apple in it CAPTCHA 4: can you find where you went wrong in your life CAPTCHA 5: select the reasons why my wife left me

The 1904 Olympic Marathon

weaver-z Follow If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you f----- something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon: - Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course - Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual f------ rat poison - Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries - Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open - Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track - F----- the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks-the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run-came in first place postmarxed Follow #me at work on wednesdays specifically

weaver-z Follow If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you f----- something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon: - Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course - Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual f------ rat poison - Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries - Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open - Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track - F----- the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks-the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run-came in first place postmarxed Follow #me at work on wednesdays specifically

Good Job

This guy in my political science class was watching a Bob Ross video and following along in MS Paint freshfresh666 ok honestly... this is cute akoolguy he's doing a good job

This guy in my political science class was watching a Bob Ross video and following along in MS Paint freshfresh666 ok honestly... this is cute akoolguy he's doing a good job

Furniture

O catchymemes Got a live feed camera so I could see what my dogs are up to while I'm at work 2019/03/11 10:01:20 injuries-in-dust I'm gonna guess that they aren't normally allowed to sit on the furniture.

O catchymemes Got a live feed camera so I could see what my dogs are up to while I'm at work 2019/03/11 10:01:20 injuries-in-dust I'm gonna guess that they aren't normally allowed to sit on the furniture.

An Insult

Christian 10 mins t The guy who scored for Algeria is called Isiam Slimani. I don't understand why parents have to push their religion onto their children like that! Like Comment Share O Lucy and Hanna like this. Paul 6 mins Like Christian 5 mins Like |Paul instructions on the heel |Yeah-You're absolutly right CHRISTIAN Why did you capitalize my name like that? OMG-You'd struggle to pour water out of a boot with the Just now Like burdenedwithgloriousassbutt: sassy-gay-justice: "You'd struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel" God DAMN thats some Shakespearean s--- right there your url makes this even more beautiful

Christian 10 mins t The guy who scored for Algeria is called Isiam Slimani. I don't understand why parents have to push their religion onto their children like that! Like Comment Share O Lucy and Hanna like this. Paul 6 mins Like Christian 5 mins Like |Paul instructions on the heel |Yeah-You're absolutly right CHRISTIAN Why did you capitalize my name like that? OMG-You'd struggle to pour water out of a boot with the Just now Like burdenedwithgloriousassbutt: sassy-gay-justice: "You'd struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel" God DAMN thats some Shakespearean s--- right there your url makes this even more beautiful

Rewards

ravenslunas i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can't just say "if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie" bc my brain is like ".or u could just have one right now" and i can't argue with that logic truestoriesaboutme Self-imposed deadlines don't work either because I know the guy who set them and he's full of s---

ravenslunas i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can't just say "if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie" bc my brain is like ".or u could just have one right now" and i can't argue with that logic truestoriesaboutme Self-imposed deadlines don't work either because I know the guy who set them and he's full of s---

Crikey

REI tilthat Follow TIL In a similar way to "shoot" and "darn" being inoffensive substitutes for harsh swear words, the Australian exclamation "Crikey," made world famous by Steve Irwin, is shorthand for "Christ kill me" via reddit.com canadiangold Follow related: blimey - shortened from cor blimey - is shorthand for "Lord blind me" headspace-hotel Follow Steve Irwin was asking to be killed by god

REI tilthat Follow TIL In a similar way to "shoot" and "darn" being inoffensive substitutes for harsh swear words, the Australian exclamation "Crikey," made world famous by Steve Irwin, is shorthand for "Christ kill me" via reddit.com canadiangold Follow related: blimey - shortened from cor blimey - is shorthand for "Lord blind me" headspace-hotel Follow Steve Irwin was asking to be killed by god

The More You Know

vampireapologist Just found out moose can dive as deep as 20 feet (6m) for aquatic vegetation. Can you imagine like, being a diver, and you're 20 feet underwater, it's murky, and you run into a moose A MOOSE!!!! gallusrostromegalus This is, by the way, one of the reasons that a regular predator of the moose is the orca whale.

vampireapologist Just found out moose can dive as deep as 20 feet (6m) for aquatic vegetation. Can you imagine like, being a diver, and you're 20 feet underwater, it's murky, and you run into a moose A MOOSE!!!! gallusrostromegalus This is, by the way, one of the reasons that a regular predator of the moose is the orca whale.

A Classic

traceexcalibur apparently, evangelical cartoonist Jack Chick passed away last night let us remember him by taking a moment to laugh once again at this classic There is no God! True. It's up to you, Tyler. Evolution does away with morals! Right, Mama? Wow, Anything goes! I can lie, cheat. So, how do I know what's right or what's wrong? What's to keep me from becoming a god?

traceexcalibur apparently, evangelical cartoonist Jack Chick passed away last night let us remember him by taking a moment to laugh once again at this classic There is no God! True. It's up to you, Tyler. Evolution does away with morals! Right, Mama? Wow, Anything goes! I can lie, cheat. So, how do I know what's right or what's wrong? What's to keep me from becoming a god?

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Pokemon

karlos86: You seem... to have.... a pokémon... a thebestoftumbling Source: f---

karlos86: You seem... to have.... a pokémon... a thebestoftumbling Source: f---

Miss Piggy

zethey Follow my mom keeps sending me this same picture of miss piggy behind bars every day of the quarantine strwbrryleaf Follow got vaccinated yesterday Source: zethey 124,113 notes

zethey Follow my mom keeps sending me this same picture of miss piggy behind bars every day of the quarantine strwbrryleaf Follow got vaccinated yesterday Source: zethey 124,113 notes

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Where's the Plot?

seal-of-unknown Obserwuj me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go F--- Yourself

seal-of-unknown Obserwuj me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go F--- Yourself

Generosity

c-- man @o if i had a girlfriend i would let her take as many sips as she wanted from my Taco Bell baja blast soda even though I would really prefer to drink it all myself burnpygmalion why would you censor the ops name cummed women would flock to him otherwise

c-- man @o if i had a girlfriend i would let her take as many sips as she wanted from my Taco Bell baja blast soda even though I would really prefer to drink it all myself burnpygmalion why would you censor the ops name cummed women would flock to him otherwise