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divergentnotdauntless= paperclip...。 Source: klainky klainky i can't believe the american government got cancelled before glee did 5,967 notes

divergentnotdauntless= paperclip...。 Source: klainky klainky i can't believe the american government got cancelled before glee did 5,967 notes

blondeybear !have ntfinishedyet。 Source: kelsium Lu kelsium Like, congrats. You shut down the entire government to prove how much you hate poor people. Very good show. We're all very impressed. rich person golfclap* 3,746 notes

blondeybear !have ntfinishedyet。 Source: kelsium Lu kelsium Like, congrats. You shut down the entire government to prove how much you hate poor people. Very good show. We're all very impressed. rich person golfclap* 3,746 notes

Style UGH. digg: Ugh indeed. One word has never said so much.

Style UGH. digg: Ugh indeed. One word has never said so much.

divorcedreality: george washington rises from the dead you done f----- up the f--- did i tell you about political parties

divorcedreality: george washington rises from the dead you done f----- up the f--- did i tell you about political parties

What the heck is goie on rig here Don't worry Mr. President, everything is un er ntrol. Just leave it to us! death-crab I'm glad a true hero has risen to the challenge of fixing the shutdown.

What the heck is goie on rig here Don't worry Mr. President, everything is un er ntrol. Just leave it to us! death-crab I'm glad a true hero has risen to the challenge of fixing the shutdown.

miserable-at-the-best 157,838 slowy dying-Over-and-Over 2013-04-23 14 50 hacheload thepottergeist madcenturion madcenturion If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic no but seriously imagine it this way a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object you must be fun at parties birthday parties

miserable-at-the-best 157,838 slowy dying-Over-and-Over 2013-04-23 14 50 hacheload thepottergeist madcenturion madcenturion If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic no but seriously imagine it this way a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object you must be fun at parties birthday parties

sold-my-Soul.to.anime porkskins 画 Source dicaeopolis Chris Edmunds I have an owl outside my window; f it came to take me to hogwarts... am going to be mad because ts about 10 years too late Lke . Comment , about an hour ago。 Kel Shion Ramaho, Daniele Brochu and 14 others ike this. View 22 more comments Chris Edmunds BUT I CAN'T PUT MY D--- IN AN OWL about an hour ago Lke dicaeopolis: im really curious what happened in those 22 comments 768 notes け

sold-my-Soul.to.anime porkskins 画 Source dicaeopolis Chris Edmunds I have an owl outside my window; f it came to take me to hogwarts... am going to be mad because ts about 10 years too late Lke . Comment , about an hour ago。 Kel Shion Ramaho, Daniele Brochu and 14 others ike this. View 22 more comments Chris Edmunds BUT I CAN'T PUT MY D--- IN AN OWL about an hour ago Lke dicaeopolis: im really curious what happened in those 22 comments 768 notes け

i hate it when someone comes over unexpectedly and i literally look like this

i hate it when someone comes over unexpectedly and i literally look like this

Two people could be born at exactly the same time, but because of timezones have different birthdays.

lord-butttouch: Two people could be born at exactly the same time, but because of timezones have different birthdays. (heavy breathing)

lord-butttouch: Two people could be born at exactly the same time, but because of timezones have different birthdays. (heavy breathing)

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klawls The day is October 1st, Green Day has arisen from their slumber. The moment they awake the Government announces that they will be shutting down. Green Day has done it. They have achieved the end goal. Pop Punk anarchy is upon us. We have all become American Idiots.

klawls The day is October 1st, Green Day has arisen from their slumber. The moment they awake the Government announces that they will be shutting down. Green Day has done it. They have achieved the end goal. Pop Punk anarchy is upon us. We have all become American Idiots.

foodchewer i pun hcoî in plioîc» I thought this said "l put the hot in potato"

foodchewer i pun hcoî in plioîc» I thought this said "l put the hot in potato"

rimiobssible Tumblr should run the government

rimiobssible Tumblr should run the government

button-pusher tme photo of crent ptcalevets apening

button-pusher tme photo of crent ptcalevets apening

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To order r add $9.00 A--- 2 dirudo Imagine how much she cried 38 081 notas

To order r add $9.00 A--- 2 dirudo Imagine how much she cried 38 081 notas

its-barack-o-llama sweetpotatoemoji iamsmallhands: egberts: snacklemore: egberts my life in one picture there is no picture i have no life I sat here for 6 minutes waiting for the picture to load 160,419 notes

its-barack-o-llama sweetpotatoemoji iamsmallhands: egberts: snacklemore: egberts my life in one picture there is no picture i have no life I sat here for 6 minutes waiting for the picture to load 160,419 notes

i-am-the-real-jesus: Comic sans isn't even intimidating in caps it just sounds like a kitten trying to roar like a lion I WILL SLICE YOUR THROAT OPEN AND USE YOUR BLOOD AS SYRUP ONMY PANCAKES My god you're right. Ha ha ha!

i-am-the-real-jesus: Comic sans isn't even intimidating in caps it just sounds like a kitten trying to roar like a lion I WILL SLICE YOUR THROAT OPEN AND USE YOUR BLOOD AS SYRUP ONMY PANCAKES My god you're right. Ha ha ha!

wailorded sextpert。 Source jonpedestrian jonpedestrian my dad tried to grow potatoes in the garden we're proud of him

wailorded sextpert。 Source jonpedestrian jonpedestrian my dad tried to grow potatoes in the garden we're proud of him

billlolinton jakemalik Source: afenamonz it. arekelly dont you ever try to pull this s--- with me I will stab you

billlolinton jakemalik Source: afenamonz it. arekelly dont you ever try to pull this s--- with me I will stab you

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fuckzach its funny because people think im quiet but im just listening to everyones conversations and figuring out your weaknesses andl use them against you to get further in life because i hate everyone

fuckzach its funny because people think im quiet but im just listening to everyones conversations and figuring out your weaknesses andl use them against you to get further in life because i hate everyone

Source jerkidiot whovianallover jerkidiot erkidiot IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT REBELLION YOU ACTUALLY STOLE A TRAFFIC LIGHT 71,564 notes

Source jerkidiot whovianallover jerkidiot erkidiot IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT REBELLION YOU ACTUALLY STOLE A TRAFFIC LIGHT 71,564 notes

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