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149,453 What's the difference between a cat and a comma? imaslytherinbitch One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause. indeet exquisite

149,453 What's the difference between a cat and a comma? imaslytherinbitch One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause. indeet exquisite

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt clannyphantom: rubee I HEARD A DOG BARK TODAY AND I BARKED BACK AND IT REPLIED THE EXACT SAME WAY AND WE WENT BACK AND FORTH UNTIL MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS JUST MY VOICE ECHOING AND I HAD BEEN BARKIG BY MYSELF FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT BUT WHO BARKED THE FIRST TIME The TWILIGHT ZONE

carry-on-my-wayward-butt clannyphantom: rubee I HEARD A DOG BARK TODAY AND I BARKED BACK AND IT REPLIED THE EXACT SAME WAY AND WE WENT BACK AND FORTH UNTIL MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS JUST MY VOICE ECHOING AND I HAD BEEN BARKIG BY MYSELF FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT BUT WHO BARKED THE FIRST TIME The TWILIGHT ZONE

cuntinueg Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime. l like how this is called a fun' fact It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you

cuntinueg Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime. l like how this is called a fun' fact It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you

slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers shut up we have a good range of jokes this is our domain guys we're forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent Are you all done cos I've had enough of this by novw Damn math fandom bloggers shut your pi hole

slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers shut up we have a good range of jokes this is our domain guys we're forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent Are you all done cos I've had enough of this by novw Damn math fandom bloggers shut your pi hole

heygloria theblackship lionphantom I've always wondered if God gets excited when we finally find the person He created us to be with Or if He is watching and is like, That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEMI THAT WAS THEMI "UGH, WHY ARE ALL MY OTPS WALKING BY EACH OTHER WITHOUT NOTICING! We are in a giant reality tv show and God and the angels are the fandom rm 10000000% done with the internet

heygloria theblackship lionphantom I've always wondered if God gets excited when we finally find the person He created us to be with Or if He is watching and is like, That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEMI THAT WAS THEMI "UGH, WHY ARE ALL MY OTPS WALKING BY EACH OTHER WITHOUT NOTICING! We are in a giant reality tv show and God and the angels are the fandom rm 10000000% done with the internet

"where do you wanna go to dinner?" "i don't care" "ok" 12 15 Where do you wanna go? Bar & Grill Reinvented by MajesticUnicorn for iFunny:) @ifunny mobi

"where do you wanna go to dinner?" "i don't care" "ok" 12 15 Where do you wanna go? Bar & Grill Reinvented by MajesticUnicorn for iFunny:) @ifunny mobi

Tumblr @tumblr When Pokemon X and Y is released we're banning every blog except for Pokemon blogs because f--- all that, Pokemon's out. 40 97 RETWEETSF 2:30 PM-26 Sep 2013-via Twitter Embed this Tweet

Tumblr @tumblr When Pokemon X and Y is released we're banning every blog except for Pokemon blogs because f--- all that, Pokemon's out. 40 97 RETWEETSF 2:30 PM-26 Sep 2013-via Twitter Embed this Tweet

why does losing a Pokemon battle make you black out, anyway like how much of a sore loser do you have to be

why does losing a Pokemon battle make you black out, anyway like how much of a sore loser do you have to be

my sides

race-against-the-glock bluebom... Source: bitterplant ba hi ho ter kirk-trek khoshekh tumblr app f----- up so every text post has a picture of mike wazowski over it the tables have turned #xD 7,719 notes はー

race-against-the-glock bluebom... Source: bitterplant ba hi ho ter kirk-trek khoshekh tumblr app f----- up so every text post has a picture of mike wazowski over it the tables have turned #xD 7,719 notes はー

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tine5baconating+ Source: deadmutation 4GIFScom beckie0 simfected thefrogman A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes. HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK oh see there you go son BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL See, now this is the kinda s--- I'm talking about... Woah

tine5baconating+ Source: deadmutation 4GIFScom beckie0 simfected thefrogman A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes. HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK oh see there you go son BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL See, now this is the kinda s--- I'm talking about... Woah

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ponshi leftinstitches amhras jesus only had 12 followers but they talked to him why don't you guys talk to me Seriously, I don't even care if you're the creepy one et me smell our skin lesus SUS u smellin op judas das gay do i smell watermelon

ponshi leftinstitches amhras jesus only had 12 followers but they talked to him why don't you guys talk to me Seriously, I don't even care if you're the creepy one et me smell our skin lesus SUS u smellin op judas das gay do i smell watermelon

You Can Stop the Beat

uwhore hipssway.lipslie 39,279 thorhead thorhead I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that 1. I can see them 2. I can hear them singing You Can't Stop The Beat from Hairspray 3. they are really bad singers and 4. I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED "STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I'M TRYING TO MURDER HERE" AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING Source: thordoftherings

uwhore hipssway.lipslie 39,279 thorhead thorhead I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that 1. I can see them 2. I can hear them singing You Can't Stop The Beat from Hairspray 3. they are really bad singers and 4. I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED "STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I'M TRYING TO MURDER HERE" AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING Source: thordoftherings

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nozzarellasticks: memeluvr2: my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi IWAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE "WHO ARE YOU TEXTING AND I PANICKED AND SAID "LUIGI" 23 GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI luigi! at the disco

nozzarellasticks: memeluvr2: my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi IWAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE "WHO ARE YOU TEXTING AND I PANICKED AND SAID "LUIGI" 23 GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI luigi! at the disco

avatarstarfire prologi: dorkery mrfl4sh: lava bbq I lava good bbq SIT DOWN

avatarstarfire prologi: dorkery mrfl4sh: lava bbq I lava good bbq SIT DOWN

bobeestinger tumblr wont crash when sherlock season 3 comes out it wont crash when the hobbit 2 comes out it wont crash when the doctor who 50th anniversary comes out tumblr will crash when leonardo dicaprio gets his f------ oscar

bobeestinger tumblr wont crash when sherlock season 3 comes out it wont crash when the hobbit 2 comes out it wont crash when the doctor who 50th anniversary comes out tumblr will crash when leonardo dicaprio gets his f------ oscar

Tom came back in today, but seemed a little distant. When we asked him if he needed any help, he ignored us and wandered away. A moment later, he started sniffing appliances. It was pretty bizarre, when we asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just shopping... " He ended up buying the fridge, so it's all good. SALE

Tom came back in today, but seemed a little distant. When we asked him if he needed any help, he ignored us and wandered away. A moment later, he started sniffing appliances. It was pretty bizarre, when we asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just shopping... " He ended up buying the fridge, so it's all good. SALE

L All Sobbing-] me on the drive to school

L All Sobbing-] me on the drive to school

50shadesafneigh= strangelittieworld Source vanehwasreal vanehwasreal: i aM F------ HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find i. and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4 29,712 notes

50shadesafneigh= strangelittieworld Source vanehwasreal vanehwasreal: i aM F------ HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find i. and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4 29,712 notes

kiss-my-assbutt pufflehuff a Source: bearybuns NASA Wants to Pay You $10K to Lie in Bed for Two Months By Eise Sole, Shine Statf Heathy Living-10 bours ago Emel f Share 1265 Tweet photo: NASA gov bearybuns finally a career for me 5,430 notes

kiss-my-assbutt pufflehuff a Source: bearybuns NASA Wants to Pay You $10K to Lie in Bed for Two Months By Eise Sole, Shine Statf Heathy Living-10 bours ago Emel f Share 1265 Tweet photo: NASA gov bearybuns finally a career for me 5,430 notes

Source coordnatebr Today I let one of the girls at my intenship paint my nails. A fow girls exclaimed, that's weirdl and one boy timidly asked, are you actually letting her paint your nails? I told them that boys are allowed to paint their nails and asked them who told them they couldn 1? None of them had an answer. And one-by-ane the boys came over to the nail painting station and started doing their own nails, and each others nails, and one boy even got really excited and asked if he could do my other hand and it was just a really cool thing to see When the parents came to pick up the kids, the boy who had enthusiastically painted my nails, started scraping of his nail polish sister's nail polish and his dad gave him a "whoopin And then, in the meekest voice Ive very heard, he whispers, "but next time I come to [the program], I think Ill just paint them again, anyways. I think sometimes parents can be wrong about stuff too·t half-smiled and whispered back. 1 think you might be right. And helped him take the rest off with nail polish remover And that was the coolest moment of my day maminism #awesome people mat varmin mids ginspirational

Source coordnatebr Today I let one of the girls at my intenship paint my nails. A fow girls exclaimed, that's weirdl and one boy timidly asked, are you actually letting her paint your nails? I told them that boys are allowed to paint their nails and asked them who told them they couldn 1? None of them had an answer. And one-by-ane the boys came over to the nail painting station and started doing their own nails, and each others nails, and one boy even got really excited and asked if he could do my other hand and it was just a really cool thing to see When the parents came to pick up the kids, the boy who had enthusiastically painted my nails, started scraping of his nail polish sister's nail polish and his dad gave him a "whoopin And then, in the meekest voice Ive very heard, he whispers, "but next time I come to [the program], I think Ill just paint them again, anyways. I think sometimes parents can be wrong about stuff too·t half-smiled and whispered back. 1 think you might be right. And helped him take the rest off with nail polish remover And that was the coolest moment of my day maminism #awesome people mat varmin mids ginspirational

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