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party-into-thesun sharkchunks basedgosh why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just business She's sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings. Te

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Mom can you give me money? To buy ice-cream? Yeeees, ice-cream! dietchola WHAT DOES THIS MEAN 108,665 notes け

Mom can you give me money? To buy ice-cream? Yeeees, ice-cream! dietchola WHAT DOES THIS MEAN 108,665 notes け

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The most dangerous phrase in the language is "we've always donedt i wait ace-vibez: fandom-universe kungfucarrie The most dangerous phrase in the language is, "we've always done it this way." "Come on, let's mix it up!" The heart surgeon says. B-but we've always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve." "That's the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient's heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios." That comment is the only acceptable response to this quote

The most dangerous phrase in the language is "we've always donedt i wait ace-vibez: fandom-universe kungfucarrie The most dangerous phrase in the language is, "we've always done it this way." "Come on, let's mix it up!" The heart surgeon says. B-but we've always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve." "That's the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient's heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios." That comment is the only acceptable response to this quote

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zeeday timmypuddin Self checkout

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maskarie: officalsquidward cassieblack arineat sigmarikz certaflyably: thirstingaintdead Top 3 phrases that'll create sexual tension 1. "Make me", 2. "oh really", 3. "is that so" "prove it" "What's in it for me?" "Wanna bet?" "Scared, Potter?" "can you feel it mr krabs?" "Seduce me."

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ruinedchildhood africa nt。 Source: hiphopfitesback THE hiphopfitesback Kendrick Lamar is clearly tired of Macklemore's s--- 24,110 notes

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aisu10 okay i never reblog hair but HOLY F------ S--- I WOULD DIE FOR THIS Or would you dye for it? Go home.

aisu10 okay i never reblog hair but HOLY F------ S--- I WOULD DIE FOR THIS Or would you dye for it? Go home.

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Does this work with black bunnies as well?

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chicken-niggles quantum-f--- Source: toujOurs sempermemor butpilcyr in: apply bun directly to the forehead As an animal science major I can 100% certify that this is the correct usage Oin. 312,569 notes

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GER NG what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years Source: jnternet)

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nvehs ayp9e ayp9e this is a weird banana that is CLEARLY an apple then how do you explain the banana egg what

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the Second impacomay happen tomorrow.. or the Isnbal War . moeasdf Gainax, king of self-references and parodies

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3ricareyes pepsie scuttlepig The iPhone shivered as her master ran their fingers over her touchscreen p-pleas she sid sofly, her voice wavering. Im reaching my limit Her master smiled. You want me to plug you in, right?" The iPhone's battery icon had been sitting at red for a while now She gasped as her master ran their fingers along her lower edge. But don't you think this is more fun? They were enjoying the absolute power they held over the device. And I thought you enjoyed the feeling of being filled when you were at your emptiest. How did y-you know that?" she stammered. . I've read your notes. You really should invest in a secure diary app the f--- just happened tumbir happened

3ricareyes pepsie scuttlepig The iPhone shivered as her master ran their fingers over her touchscreen p-pleas she sid sofly, her voice wavering. Im reaching my limit Her master smiled. You want me to plug you in, right?" The iPhone's battery icon had been sitting at red for a while now She gasped as her master ran their fingers along her lower edge. But don't you think this is more fun? They were enjoying the absolute power they held over the device. And I thought you enjoyed the feeling of being filled when you were at your emptiest. How did y-you know that?" she stammered. . I've read your notes. You really should invest in a secure diary app the f--- just happened tumbir happened

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afixwithsontarans doctorpcapaldis spoopyspeight dapenguinninia bronzethumb tammanyhall All the Bonds. This is fantastic Realizing the Bonds are like Americans version of Doctor Who...just more killing and a lot more sex James bond is f------ British dude. did someone really just think that james bond is american did someone really think James Bond kills more people than the doctor you shut up 149,539 notes

I now know the pain of region-locks :(

Doas say and-will be the best cake ever "It's not everyday that you get baking instructions from the cake mix." (x) FEB 23 13-9 NOTES TAGGED SARAH AND DUCK, HELPFUL BREAD CAKE MIX, THIS SHOW ALSO HAS ARTISTIC SHALLOTS AND A BREAD LOVING DUCK, SARAH &AMP DUCK

Doas say and-will be the best cake ever "It's not everyday that you get baking instructions from the cake mix." (x) FEB 23 13-9 NOTES TAGGED SARAH AND DUCK, HELPFUL BREAD CAKE MIX, THIS SHOW ALSO HAS ARTISTIC SHALLOTS AND A BREAD LOVING DUCK, SARAH &AMP DUCK

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Helpful fact: Boys who wear "traditional" girl's clothing doesn't automatically make them transgender. (also see notes)

DON'T PLAY WiTH THAT, Biuy, iTS YOU (AN PLAY WiTH WHATEVER YOU WANT FOR/ PETER. SURE PETER iF YOU LiKE iT. DON'T BE Siuy BiLly, YOU'RE A B0% YOU SHOVLD BE ASHAnED YOU FORKED THis PooR BOY TO BE LiKE YOU WANTED Him To Be! JUST BECAUSE YOU WANTED A GiRL i BET Even if Billy would have wanted to be a boy its not like he would have had the choice anyway Ummm, I'm sorry I just started shipping Billy and Peter because they are both too cute! I mean what if they just like went off to the playground or something to hang out after this and were talking and having fun then they just hold hands as the sun sets! So adorable! This little story is too cute to handle

DON'T PLAY WiTH THAT, Biuy, iTS YOU (AN PLAY WiTH WHATEVER YOU WANT FOR/ PETER. SURE PETER iF YOU LiKE iT. DON'T BE Siuy BiLly, YOU'RE A B0% YOU SHOVLD BE ASHAnED YOU FORKED THis PooR BOY TO BE LiKE YOU WANTED Him To Be! JUST BECAUSE YOU WANTED A GiRL i BET Even if Billy would have wanted to be a boy its not like he would have had the choice anyway Ummm, I'm sorry I just started shipping Billy and Peter because they are both too cute! I mean what if they just like went off to the playground or something to hang out after this and were talking and having fun then they just hold hands as the sun sets! So adorable! This little story is too cute to handle

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I congratulate him for sticking to his ideas all the way through.

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crackmccraigen THAT OLD SY 2000 CTN Animation Expo Commissien piece In honor of May 4th here is a commision piece I did back in "09 with the Post- Sketchbook/Pre-TV Wander and Sylvia. 10,000 credits to whoever can spot the deep cut Star Wars reference

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Taking her planet over would be second base.

Preston, just out of college feels out of touch with the world until he crosses paths with fellow grad Kate and offers to steal her planet's air. an Rumer Willis, summarybug that's sweet Aww young love

Preston, just out of college feels out of touch with the world until he crosses paths with fellow grad Kate and offers to steal her planet's air. an Rumer Willis, summarybug that's sweet Aww young love

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romangod: somethingtolose-somethingtoprove: romangod See, this post isnt even funny. ts just a picture of one of the hemswhatever brothers smiling, and it has 19 notes. Because someone tumblr famous posted it. OMFG. Im tired of my quality s--- not getting notes omfg. it needs to stahp ok. UGH. Then again, it could be an inside joke. BUT HOW DO 19 PEOPLE SHARE AN INSIDE JOKE THIS IS THE INTERNET

romangod: somethingtolose-somethingtoprove: romangod See, this post isnt even funny. ts just a picture of one of the hemswhatever brothers smiling, and it has 19 notes. Because someone tumblr famous posted it. OMFG. Im tired of my quality s--- not getting notes omfg. it needs to stahp ok. UGH. Then again, it could be an inside joke. BUT HOW DO 19 PEOPLE SHARE AN INSIDE JOKE THIS IS THE INTERNET