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nopestilldoomed Follow So me and my fiance had a conversation about the evil Superman trope. And we came to this conclusion. HIMBO INCEL CHAD

nopestilldoomed Follow So me and my fiance had a conversation about the evil Superman trope. And we came to this conclusion. HIMBO INCEL CHAD

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historyarchaeologyartefacts The iron hand of Götz von Berlichingen (1480-1562), a knight and mercenary who lost his right arm in a siege [640x360] brunhiddensmusings points about this -it was shot off by a cannon -he continued being a knight for over 40 years after getting the iron hand -it was delicate enough he could still write with a quill using it, which is important as he was described as a "warrior poet' -after a merchant-punching life suitable for an elder scrolls protagonist he was outlawed by the holy roman empire, friends of his used a high diplomacy roll and a bribe to get him out, and he then almost immediately kidnapped a bishop -after outlaw of the holy roman empire 2 electric boogaloo was placed under house arrest in a castle he had purchased with all his quest rewards to spend the next 20 years drunk off his ass fuckaspunk I can't believe you'd make this post and not mention that his poetry contains the first known usage of the phrase "lick my ass" 26,093 notes A

historyarchaeologyartefacts The iron hand of Götz von Berlichingen (1480-1562), a knight and mercenary who lost his right arm in a siege [640x360] brunhiddensmusings points about this -it was shot off by a cannon -he continued being a knight for over 40 years after getting the iron hand -it was delicate enough he could still write with a quill using it, which is important as he was described as a "warrior poet' -after a merchant-punching life suitable for an elder scrolls protagonist he was outlawed by the holy roman empire, friends of his used a high diplomacy roll and a bribe to get him out, and he then almost immediately kidnapped a bishop -after outlaw of the holy roman empire 2 electric boogaloo was placed under house arrest in a castle he had purchased with all his quest rewards to spend the next 20 years drunk off his ass fuckaspunk I can't believe you'd make this post and not mention that his poetry contains the first known usage of the phrase "lick my ass" 26,093 notes A

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Death via scurvy

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the f--- up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you shen-ancalhar "No woman needs you" said the future cat lady lol Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly. I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out. masonicbeheadingritual u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism the-patron-saint-of-tony-hawk shen-ancalhar Deactivated The scurvy got him

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the f--- up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you shen-ancalhar "No woman needs you" said the future cat lady lol Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly. I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out. masonicbeheadingritual u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism the-patron-saint-of-tony-hawk shen-ancalhar Deactivated The scurvy got him

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Biology is scary sometimes

artificialimperialism: myuncertainlife: fandom-fox: spoopyphilia: did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died This post f----- me up. It's actually because you're heart rate decreased so quickly that you're brain jerks you awake to make sure you're still alive. i dont know WHICH ONE IS WORSE

artificialimperialism: myuncertainlife: fandom-fox: spoopyphilia: did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died This post f----- me up. It's actually because you're heart rate decreased so quickly that you're brain jerks you awake to make sure you're still alive. i dont know WHICH ONE IS WORSE

Awkward convo

Most Common Sentences By Each Author SUZANNE COLLINS Hunger Games Series STEPHENIE MEYER Twilight Series J.K. ROWLING Harry Potter Series My name is Katniss Everdeen. I don't know. I shake my head. I am seventeen years old. My home is District 12. Now I wish I had. I swallowed hard. I sighed. He sighed. I shrugged. I frowned. He chuckled. I laughed. He shrugged. I flinched. I took a deep breath. He didn't answer. Nothing happened. Harry looked around. Harry stared. He waited. Harry said nothing. They looked at each other. Harry blinked. He looked around. Something he didn't have last tim He stood up. He hesitates. I'm not really surprised. Something is wrong. Crested by Obenblat of Slate.com Source Harry Potter 1-2. Hunger Games 1-3, Tilite 14 frostingpeetaswounds i laughed so hard at the "i don't know" and "something is wrong" jennlferlawrence the twilight one is like abstract poetry doragray If you read it all together it's like the most awkward, tense conversation ever. "My name is Katniss Everdeen," I sighed. Nothing happened. "I don't know," he sighed. Harry looked around, I shake my head and shrugged. Harry stared. "I am seventeen years old." I frowned and he waited. "My home is District 12." Harry chuckled and said nothing. Now I wish I had. I laughed. We looked at each other. I swallowed hard. He shrugged. Harry blinked and hesitates. I flinched. He looked around. "I'm not really surprised." I took a deep breath, something he didn't have last time. "Something is wrong. He didn't answer. He stood up. mc-squidward OMG Source: smolronan

Most Common Sentences By Each Author SUZANNE COLLINS Hunger Games Series STEPHENIE MEYER Twilight Series J.K. ROWLING Harry Potter Series My name is Katniss Everdeen. I don't know. I shake my head. I am seventeen years old. My home is District 12. Now I wish I had. I swallowed hard. I sighed. He sighed. I shrugged. I frowned. He chuckled. I laughed. He shrugged. I flinched. I took a deep breath. He didn't answer. Nothing happened. Harry looked around. Harry stared. He waited. Harry said nothing. They looked at each other. Harry blinked. He looked around. Something he didn't have last tim He stood up. He hesitates. I'm not really surprised. Something is wrong. Crested by Obenblat of Slate.com Source Harry Potter 1-2. Hunger Games 1-3, Tilite 14 frostingpeetaswounds i laughed so hard at the "i don't know" and "something is wrong" jennlferlawrence the twilight one is like abstract poetry doragray If you read it all together it's like the most awkward, tense conversation ever. "My name is Katniss Everdeen," I sighed. Nothing happened. "I don't know," he sighed. Harry looked around, I shake my head and shrugged. Harry stared. "I am seventeen years old." I frowned and he waited. "My home is District 12." Harry chuckled and said nothing. Now I wish I had. I laughed. We looked at each other. I swallowed hard. He shrugged. Harry blinked and hesitates. I flinched. He looked around. "I'm not really surprised." I took a deep breath, something he didn't have last time. "Something is wrong. He didn't answer. He stood up. mc-squidward OMG Source: smolronan

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Well that was a trip

It's strange to work in an hospital. You know, in a room there's a father holding his son for the first time, in another room there's a son holding his father for the last time. And then in another room there's a guy with a remote stuck in the anus. It's the circle of life.

It's strange to work in an hospital. You know, in a room there's a father holding his son for the first time, in another room there's a son holding his father for the last time. And then in another room there's a guy with a remote stuck in the anus. It's the circle of life.

Wordy, but relevant basically everywhere

kalichnikov Follow people who hold one opinion people who hold another, opposed opinion imaginary or negligible population of people perceived to hold both opinions at the same time, manufactured in the minds of people who hold neither opinion, as a side-effect of seeing posts held by both sides out-of-context on a mostly anonymous social media platform and assuming they're from the same population documenting a phenomenon i've been seeing a lot of on tumblr kalichnikov Follow here's an example in case you're curious what I mean: frosty3thefrostening Gays during pride month: Lmao it's so ridiculous that companies think they can get us to buy their stuff by pretending to support gay rights Gays during every single day of the year: This media megacorporation made exactly one gay character in their movie. If I cannot purchase everything they produce I will die.

kalichnikov Follow people who hold one opinion people who hold another, opposed opinion imaginary or negligible population of people perceived to hold both opinions at the same time, manufactured in the minds of people who hold neither opinion, as a side-effect of seeing posts held by both sides out-of-context on a mostly anonymous social media platform and assuming they're from the same population documenting a phenomenon i've been seeing a lot of on tumblr kalichnikov Follow here's an example in case you're curious what I mean: frosty3thefrostening Gays during pride month: Lmao it's so ridiculous that companies think they can get us to buy their stuff by pretending to support gay rights Gays during every single day of the year: This media megacorporation made exactly one gay character in their movie. If I cannot purchase everything they produce I will die.

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Now we're asking the real questions

ringingallover: meecheee123: ringingallover: do centaur babies suckle from the horse n------ or the human n------ tho Centaurs aren't real. Do you understand that? yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

ringingallover: meecheee123: ringingallover: do centaur babies suckle from the horse n------ or the human n------ tho Centaurs aren't real. Do you understand that? yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

What is Finland hiding?

In Norwegian, you don't refer to your romantic partner as a "boyfriend" or "girlfriend". You say "kjæreste", which is gender neutral and literally translates to "the dearest". and in swedish you refer to your boyfriend/girlfriend by saying "älskling" which translates into "my beloved one" And in Finnish we say "mulkvisti" which means "one I don't hate as much as the others" *squints at finland*

In Norwegian, you don't refer to your romantic partner as a "boyfriend" or "girlfriend". You say "kjæreste", which is gender neutral and literally translates to "the dearest". and in swedish you refer to your boyfriend/girlfriend by saying "älskling" which translates into "my beloved one" And in Finnish we say "mulkvisti" which means "one I don't hate as much as the others" *squints at finland*

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Better than Nyquil

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Some MLK Quotes Someone Found

MLK QUOTES WHITE PEOPLE DONT QUOTE deehenn: Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.- Martin Luther King, Jr. He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it. He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it. Martin Luther King, Jr. Discrimination is a hellhound that gnaws at Negroes in every waking moment of their lives to remind them that the lie of their inferiority is accepted as truth in the society dominating them. Martin Luther King, Jr. A riot is the language of the unheard. Martin Luther King, Jr. Property is intended to serve life, and no matter how much we surround it with rights and respect, it has no personal being. It is part of the earth man walks on. It is not man. Martin Luther King, Jr.

MLK QUOTES WHITE PEOPLE DONT QUOTE deehenn: Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.- Martin Luther King, Jr. He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it. He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it. Martin Luther King, Jr. Discrimination is a hellhound that gnaws at Negroes in every waking moment of their lives to remind them that the lie of their inferiority is accepted as truth in the society dominating them. Martin Luther King, Jr. A riot is the language of the unheard. Martin Luther King, Jr. Property is intended to serve life, and no matter how much we surround it with rights and respect, it has no personal being. It is part of the earth man walks on. It is not man. Martin Luther King, Jr.

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Jeff Bezos and John Boyega are not the same

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Temptress

Men trying to sound not horny by hating women is so funny. whenever i hear the word thot or e girl it sounds like an 12th century man saying temptress lets-talk-about-sects If she breathes she a TEMPTRESS josouprince JF SHE BREA THES. BE SHE A TEMPTRESS ALL MAIDENS BEEST FAIR

Men trying to sound not horny by hating women is so funny. whenever i hear the word thot or e girl it sounds like an 12th century man saying temptress lets-talk-about-sects If she breathes she a TEMPTRESS josouprince JF SHE BREA THES. BE SHE A TEMPTRESS ALL MAIDENS BEEST FAIR

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Meow & Meow: Cattorney At Law

WE MAY BE THE ONLY LAWYERS ON EARTH WHOSE CLIENTS ARE ALL INNOCENT. THE ANIMAL LEGAL DEFENSE FUND dizzyotter when i first saw this i thought the kittens were the lawyers

WE MAY BE THE ONLY LAWYERS ON EARTH WHOSE CLIENTS ARE ALL INNOCENT. THE ANIMAL LEGAL DEFENSE FUND dizzyotter when i first saw this i thought the kittens were the lawyers

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The Constable Does Much Protest

black-dreamscape S retroactivebakeries Follow kittykat8311 You know how theres like 'Big Pharma' does mean theres like 'Small Pharma' somewhere? Some tiny drug making cottage industry somewhere like Papa Joes Homemade Morphine or Ma'n'Pa's Old Fashioned Prozac or someit? kittykat8311 So someone just pointed out to me what I was actually describing there and as I understand it that practice is somewhat frowned upon by some authorities 3,594 notes

black-dreamscape S retroactivebakeries Follow kittykat8311 You know how theres like 'Big Pharma' does mean theres like 'Small Pharma' somewhere? Some tiny drug making cottage industry somewhere like Papa Joes Homemade Morphine or Ma'n'Pa's Old Fashioned Prozac or someit? kittykat8311 So someone just pointed out to me what I was actually describing there and as I understand it that practice is somewhat frowned upon by some authorities 3,594 notes

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Make up mirror for sale £8 GBP Posted over a week ago Ask for Details This automatically sends a message to the seller asking about availability. bunjywunjy now THIS is how you photograph a mirror. unapologetically. zsnes mr incredible the american bastard

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none of your business

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