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amonsterstolemyheart #: skullcandy Source: itsoktobegay 101 Messages Dad Edit Meeple Mupple Dad Im gay I had sex with your mom Huh? Sorry. I thought we had switched to saying things that were stupidly obvious itsoktobegay 101 Sometimes parents can be supportive of their gay kids. Other times they can be sassy and supportive of their gay kids 29,607 notes

amonsterstolemyheart #: skullcandy Source: itsoktobegay 101 Messages Dad Edit Meeple Mupple Dad Im gay I had sex with your mom Huh? Sorry. I thought we had switched to saying things that were stupidly obvious itsoktobegay 101 Sometimes parents can be supportive of their gay kids. Other times they can be sassy and supportive of their gay kids 29,607 notes

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26 justfunnypics.net vvendys $26.99 for a watermelon???

26 justfunnypics.net vvendys $26.99 for a watermelon???

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Interviewer If you could use one of the magical spells from Harry Potter, which one would you choose?... What about the lucky potion? Daniel: That's not a spell, that's a potion.! dreamoffight I love this. He's like "YOU DUMB F---. Freaking muggle interviewer

Interviewer If you could use one of the magical spells from Harry Potter, which one would you choose?... What about the lucky potion? Daniel: That's not a spell, that's a potion.! dreamoffight I love this. He's like "YOU DUMB F---. Freaking muggle interviewer

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80,300 80,360 goatkult oaf-whisperer: making my way downtown I just snorted so violently I hurt my own throat. Sounce creepicrawles

80,300 80,360 goatkult oaf-whisperer: making my way downtown I just snorted so violently I hurt my own throat. Sounce creepicrawles

hurpaderp thearchtivist: Bathroom with glass floor, overlooking a 15 story elevator shaft. In case you needed help s------- yourself. omg that comment though 116,452 notes け

hurpaderp thearchtivist: Bathroom with glass floor, overlooking a 15 story elevator shaft. In case you needed help s------- yourself. omg that comment though 116,452 notes け

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giraffescanflytoo kurdtkocaine so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear??? and the next thing i know. Do you live in a Sims game

giraffescanflytoo kurdtkocaine so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear??? and the next thing i know. Do you live in a Sims game

smellsliketeensluts fateimfated ふ0- u mad? ampuliae djavis l but why would you graffit the quadratic formula some thugs just want to watch the world learn Souresi aremitapalaara

smellsliketeensluts fateimfated ふ0- u mad? ampuliae djavis l but why would you graffit the quadratic formula some thugs just want to watch the world learn Souresi aremitapalaara

thequarantinedmailman: offonahuntingtrip: aegean-sea: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS and here we have a capitalist Did you just.

thequarantinedmailman: offonahuntingtrip: aegean-sea: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS and here we have a capitalist Did you just.

cest-ders- = dev inbedesu 10,958 xamikachux: scary-monsters-and-davesprite codarus > install body mod because the default shoulders > wait somethings not right here kneeples KNEEPLES Source: birdbutts

cest-ders- = dev inbedesu 10,958 xamikachux: scary-monsters-and-davesprite codarus > install body mod because the default shoulders > wait somethings not right here kneeples KNEEPLES Source: birdbutts

vintageprincess48: eniolrizzle: wiccanthropy: consultivedetectiveintraining: etenalpurgatoryofdestiel agehachou: having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on? Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon have you ever just wanted an oscar so bad too far.

vintageprincess48: eniolrizzle: wiccanthropy: consultivedetectiveintraining: etenalpurgatoryofdestiel agehachou: having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on? Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon have you ever just wanted an oscar so bad too far.

12exe Horton hears somebody he used to know do you ever regret drawing something

12exe Horton hears somebody he used to know do you ever regret drawing something

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redkiteslonanights gaycomalfoy in 8th grade i came out as bisexual by posting a facebook status saying that i had 83 protons 83 Bi 209.0 Bismuth hell yeah bismuth i mean look at it does that thing look heterosexual to you i thought not

redkiteslonanights gaycomalfoy in 8th grade i came out as bisexual by posting a facebook status saying that i had 83 protons 83 Bi 209.0 Bismuth hell yeah bismuth i mean look at it does that thing look heterosexual to you i thought not

punkasslouis punkasslouis I'm hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don't know how long I have to be here I don't have snacks or anything update I fund a chocolae bar on my shelf ut aiso my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls don't you have clothes in your closet 40,780 notes

punkasslouis punkasslouis I'm hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don't know how long I have to be here I don't have snacks or anything update I fund a chocolae bar on my shelf ut aiso my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls don't you have clothes in your closet 40,780 notes

mama-bird coffeeandklonopin: coffeeandklonopin: carpe diem - seize the day carpe noctem seize the night carpe natem - seize the ass Seriously, if you guys don't stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone's neck and break it. carpe collum seize the neck

mama-bird coffeeandklonopin: coffeeandklonopin: carpe diem - seize the day carpe noctem seize the night carpe natem - seize the ass Seriously, if you guys don't stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone's neck and break it. carpe collum seize the neck

carpe diem carpe noctem carpe natem carpe collum seize the day dat ass neck snap

MANAGER' PECIA BUY 1- GEL, FREE the-sarcastic-robot a-naive-british-love-affair Have you ever wondered what would happen if you lit a whole pack of birthday candles at once? Because I did That is the most metal looking cupcake ever 105,483 notes

MANAGER' PECIA BUY 1- GEL, FREE the-sarcastic-robot a-naive-british-love-affair Have you ever wondered what would happen if you lit a whole pack of birthday candles at once? Because I did That is the most metal looking cupcake ever 105,483 notes

OJWord Google 日本 @ィ.9-3카 mom would you PLEASE JUST INSTALL CHROME I have seen hell Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spirtus omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio internalis adversari omnis congregatio et secta diabolica Ergo, draco maledicte Ecclesiam tuam securi tibi facias ibertate servire te rogamus, audi nos Did you just exorcise Internet explore

OJWord Google 日本 @ィ.9-3카 mom would you PLEASE JUST INSTALL CHROME I have seen hell Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spirtus omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio internalis adversari omnis congregatio et secta diabolica Ergo, draco maledicte Ecclesiam tuam securi tibi facias ibertate servire te rogamus, audi nos Did you just exorcise Internet explore

So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to lkea

So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to lkea

shipeveryonewithsomeone capt...。 Source: oa snoipahkat oait Ocean Foam /Sydney, Australia alright i dont know about you people but im like 98% sure that is mashed potatoes 2,883 notes

shipeveryonewithsomeone capt...。 Source: oa snoipahkat oait Ocean Foam /Sydney, Australia alright i dont know about you people but im like 98% sure that is mashed potatoes 2,883 notes

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tedywestside me tryin' to get my life together Nothing as ever been more accurate

tedywestside me tryin' to get my life together Nothing as ever been more accurate

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sluttyurtxo karenfelloutofbedagain Source thesouschef thesouschef In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter I like to think he's Dionysus's second cousin or something. This is genius... 19,837 notes

sluttyurtxo karenfelloutofbedagain Source thesouschef thesouschef In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter I like to think he's Dionysus's second cousin or something. This is genius... 19,837 notes

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