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whenever u feel sad just remember that there are billions of cells in ur body and all they care about is u is that f------ osmosis jones

whenever u feel sad just remember that there are billions of cells in ur body and all they care about is u is that f------ osmosis jones

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beating your wife is so stupid, its YOUR wife, its like keying your own car... Like . Comment , Share-11 hours ago- and 12 others like this. Write a comment... funkies mydogsnokes: emmugh when men do feminism so close yet so far

beating your wife is so stupid, its YOUR wife, its like keying your own car... Like . Comment , Share-11 hours ago- and 12 others like this. Write a comment... funkies mydogsnokes: emmugh when men do feminism so close yet so far

elloisfalling Every frame of the Harry Potter movies, condensed into a barcode dark time you know why theres a white part at the end? because happiness can be found even in the darkest of times The Harry Potter fandom has officially lost their minds 258,041 notes

elloisfalling Every frame of the Harry Potter movies, condensed into a barcode dark time you know why theres a white part at the end? because happiness can be found even in the darkest of times The Harry Potter fandom has officially lost their minds 258,041 notes

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Harry, no! What are you doing here? Can we all please take a moment to appreciate Hagrid here? Seriously, everyone always talks about how Harry has no father figure and how terrible it was for Sirius to die because now Harry's all alone (dont get me wrong, Sirius is my favorite character) but honestly, Hagrid is the best father Harry ever had. He did so much for him, and no one, sometimes not even Hary realizes that. Hagrid gets no where near the mount of credit he deserves. Take a minute and try to imagine where Hamy would be with out him and you'll understand what im talking about.

Harry, no! What are you doing here? Can we all please take a moment to appreciate Hagrid here? Seriously, everyone always talks about how Harry has no father figure and how terrible it was for Sirius to die because now Harry's all alone (dont get me wrong, Sirius is my favorite character) but honestly, Hagrid is the best father Harry ever had. He did so much for him, and no one, sometimes not even Hary realizes that. Hagrid gets no where near the mount of credit he deserves. Take a minute and try to imagine where Hamy would be with out him and you'll understand what im talking about.

Praise be our lord of beer.

rona @rona 24 24 John 2:9 When the master of the feast tasted the water now become the cool citrus taste of Corona Extra, and did not know where it came from, the master of the feast called the bridegroom John 2:10 and said, "Everybody drinks the refreshing 4.6% lager, and when they have drunk freely, then we sell it in 12-ounce bottles and drink Budweiser. But we have kept the unparalleled taste of relaxation until now. John 2:11 This, the first of a long line of high-quality products, Jesus brewed in Mexico, and manifested his share of the profits. And his brewmasters believed in him

rona @rona 24 24 John 2:9 When the master of the feast tasted the water now become the cool citrus taste of Corona Extra, and did not know where it came from, the master of the feast called the bridegroom John 2:10 and said, "Everybody drinks the refreshing 4.6% lager, and when they have drunk freely, then we sell it in 12-ounce bottles and drink Budweiser. But we have kept the unparalleled taste of relaxation until now. John 2:11 This, the first of a long line of high-quality products, Jesus brewed in Mexico, and manifested his share of the profits. And his brewmasters believed in him

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Harlem Shake Kidz Bop KIDZ BOP mullofkintyre: I've found it. I've found out exactly what it sounds like when you descend into hell. 44,161 notes

Harlem Shake Kidz Bop KIDZ BOP mullofkintyre: I've found it. I've found out exactly what it sounds like when you descend into hell. 44,161 notes

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eaberts eaberts put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it'll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this

eaberts eaberts put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it'll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this

are you supposed to start at the top or the bottom

25 Mar drugs are bad and you should feel bad if you do them S Expand 25 Mar m just kidding Expand H 25 Mar ha ha ha smoke weed 420 blaze it S Expand mydogsnokes are you supposed to start at the top or the bottom

25 Mar drugs are bad and you should feel bad if you do them S Expand 25 Mar m just kidding Expand H 25 Mar ha ha ha smoke weed 420 blaze it S Expand mydogsnokes are you supposed to start at the top or the bottom

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mcsnuggie: true self contrel is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my pepcorn nevermind i get it Source: mcsnuggie 173,980 notes

mcsnuggie: true self contrel is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my pepcorn nevermind i get it Source: mcsnuggie 173,980 notes

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iwillneverstoptalking knightscrest。 Bron kiplandkaizer theirs did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec 10 million pounds 1/3 of the government's reserve like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve 100412 notities

iwillneverstoptalking knightscrest。 Bron kiplandkaizer theirs did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec 10 million pounds 1/3 of the government's reserve like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve 100412 notities

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it makes the toilet look rly dramatic

py-bun sonous mpredasus mpredasus im cryign the lighting in my dads condo is rly weird and i jus tried one of the lights in a diff bathroom and it makes the toilet look rly dramatic help im lalughign i'm reallyed of all this shi fixed it OMFG

py-bun sonous mpredasus mpredasus im cryign the lighting in my dads condo is rly weird and i jus tried one of the lights in a diff bathroom and it makes the toilet look rly dramatic help im lalughign i'm reallyed of all this shi fixed it OMFG

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icoulduseinsouciantmaybe superhubbys its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me #OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe superhubbys its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me #OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER

imagine if giraffes had 2 legs That just looks like the front view of a giraffe. oh well excuse me princess do u need a f----- sideview of it prancing through nature Sources grandkanye

imagine if giraffes had 2 legs That just looks like the front view of a giraffe. oh well excuse me princess do u need a f----- sideview of it prancing through nature Sources grandkanye

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madeline-in-alternianagitokoma...+ Source: partybarackisi. amexicanwithamustache: motherstrickle: do catholics fail trigonometry because they're afraid of sin do irish people fail trigonometry because they can't tan does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos 187,716 notes はツ

madeline-in-alternianagitokoma...+ Source: partybarackisi. amexicanwithamustache: motherstrickle: do catholics fail trigonometry because they're afraid of sin do irish people fail trigonometry because they can't tan does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos 187,716 notes はツ

nevertrustthepenguin: adriofthedead: shrineheart iongatsby: we have stereotypes for aliens we have stereotypes for things we don't even know anything about FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT maybe that's why they won't visit us they think we're racist we are sorry aliens

nevertrustthepenguin: adriofthedead: shrineheart iongatsby: we have stereotypes for aliens we have stereotypes for things we don't even know anything about FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT maybe that's why they won't visit us they think we're racist we are sorry aliens

grandkanye ;: rnints nints how do i become hot overnight 425 notes punkmonksteven laughcentre Source: ekoenig2 Things You'll Need Hawaiian Shirt e Confidence 29,785 notes

grandkanye ;: rnints nints how do i become hot overnight 425 notes punkmonksteven laughcentre Source: ekoenig2 Things You'll Need Hawaiian Shirt e Confidence 29,785 notes

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YOUR GARBAGE RECYCLE IT YOU WILL 2 coinmate hedavesofourlives lthejantorat he jnior high drew these in the cafeteria oh my g0 WHY IS HE A JANITOR

YOUR GARBAGE RECYCLE IT YOU WILL 2 coinmate hedavesofourlives lthejantorat he jnior high drew these in the cafeteria oh my g0 WHY IS HE A JANITOR

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religiousmom. It is 11:59 December 31st 1999 "PUSH" screams the doctor, and seconds later, the baby is born, but it is too late It is now January 1st, and anguished cries echo from the delivery room Their child is not a 90s kid

religiousmom. It is 11:59 December 31st 1999 "PUSH" screams the doctor, and seconds later, the baby is born, but it is too late It is now January 1st, and anguished cries echo from the delivery room Their child is not a 90s kid

icantdotheonesteptwostep shouldertapningghosts hailtlip today a guy contirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice? Well thats what giris do

icantdotheonesteptwostep shouldertapningghosts hailtlip today a guy contirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice? Well thats what giris do

every american ive talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far what the hell is bagged milk? what gUYS ITS JUST MILHK IN A BAG WHY IS THIS SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN IT, DOESNT IT GO EVERYWHERE? HOW DO YOU EVEN WHAT THE F--- IS BAGGED WATER

every american ive talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far what the hell is bagged milk? what gUYS ITS JUST MILHK IN A BAG WHY IS THIS SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN IT, DOESNT IT GO EVERYWHERE? HOW DO YOU EVEN WHAT THE F--- IS BAGGED WATER