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"i think i made that little ants day"

ytoob: i was outside eating a cookie and a saw about 5 ants just roaming around on top of the steps and i noticed there was only one ant that wasn't holding anything like the other 4 where holding dorito bits or something and the ant seemed sad it wasn't even going in the same pace as the other ants so i put a cookie crumb next to him and he picked it up and started running as fast as the other ants and i think i made that little ants day 110,405 notes 만 ,

ytoob: i was outside eating a cookie and a saw about 5 ants just roaming around on top of the steps and i noticed there was only one ant that wasn't holding anything like the other 4 where holding dorito bits or something and the ant seemed sad it wasn't even going in the same pace as the other ants so i put a cookie crumb next to him and he picked it up and started running as fast as the other ants and i think i made that little ants day 110,405 notes 만 ,

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mY MUM JUST CAME ROUND AND GAVE ME THIS?1?1?!!? SHE SAID "THIS'LL HELP YOU GET A GIRLFRIEND" SEX IVE BEEN RINGING IT FOR LIKE 5 YEARS AND NO ONE HAS COME i hope she realises how upset i am

mY MUM JUST CAME ROUND AND GAVE ME THIS?1?1?!!? SHE SAID "THIS'LL HELP YOU GET A GIRLFRIEND" SEX IVE BEEN RINGING IT FOR LIKE 5 YEARS AND NO ONE HAS COME i hope she realises how upset i am

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Optus 10:59 PM @ 75%困 rawdaisy sophieisfree cosmic-nine-year-old: once i was at a party and they asked me what my dad did for a living and said that he died when i was 12 and of course i hear the collective "aaawww im so sorry" and then i hear some girl whisper from the back "you're halfway to becoming batman" AND THAT IS HOW I MET ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS MORAL OF THE STORY IS IF YOU USE BLACK HUMOUR I WILL LOVE YOU

Optus 10:59 PM @ 75%困 rawdaisy sophieisfree cosmic-nine-year-old: once i was at a party and they asked me what my dad did for a living and said that he died when i was 12 and of course i hear the collective "aaawww im so sorry" and then i hear some girl whisper from the back "you're halfway to becoming batman" AND THAT IS HOW I MET ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS MORAL OF THE STORY IS IF YOU USE BLACK HUMOUR I WILL LOVE YOU

this is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave in case you were wondering.

this is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave in case you were wondering.

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Why does the Canadian government have a maple syrup reserve?

iwillneverstoptalking knightscrest + Bron kiplandkaizer theirs did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec 10 million pounds 1/3 of the government's reserve like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve 100412 notities

iwillneverstoptalking knightscrest + Bron kiplandkaizer theirs did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec 10 million pounds 1/3 of the government's reserve like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve 100412 notities

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On the S.S. Leviathan....

truthinengineeringsugoi-rudeboit Safe Sex Red Hot & Blue is Hot Sex LEVIA YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE iNO SOMOS IMMUNES! リSE A CONDOM EVERY TIME rhpeUIDAYE, USA CONDONES! bakasara that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch devinchee dizzymayfae this is the gayest poster i've ever seen I thought that was Captain Jack on the left for a second that would explain this whole ad Are we just going to overlook the fact that they're on the "S S. Leviathan"? (I'm not sure where I'm going with that, but there it is) On the S. S. Leviathan, everyone's strictly into D--- On the S. S. Leviathan, everyone's strictly into D--- this one deserves an award 68,485 notes

truthinengineeringsugoi-rudeboit Safe Sex Red Hot & Blue is Hot Sex LEVIA YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE iNO SOMOS IMMUNES! リSE A CONDOM EVERY TIME rhpeUIDAYE, USA CONDONES! bakasara that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch devinchee dizzymayfae this is the gayest poster i've ever seen I thought that was Captain Jack on the left for a second that would explain this whole ad Are we just going to overlook the fact that they're on the "S S. Leviathan"? (I'm not sure where I'm going with that, but there it is) On the S. S. Leviathan, everyone's strictly into D--- On the S. S. Leviathan, everyone's strictly into D--- this one deserves an award 68,485 notes

gay tumblr still crying s.s. leviathan it's not gay it's just the u.s. navy gayest poster in the world

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone I bet he's on Tumblr am

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone I bet he's on Tumblr am

obbl -WI ka jakeenglish drunkenlemur doctor-pie akeenglish can we talk about this f------ ridiculous picture of john barrowman can we talk about this f------ picture of john barrowman CAN WE TALK ABOUT F------ JOHN BARROWMAN CAN WE F--- JOHN BARROWMAN!? oh dear 4 kinds of people in fandoms hi my name is John Barrowman and you're watching Disney Channel and there is the fifth kind John Barrowman is allowed on Disney Channel??!?!? He's waaaay too sexy for that... also "can we f--- John Barrowman may be my favorite part of this i wish i could go back in time and never make this post. ever are you serius? this is hilarious

obbl -WI ka jakeenglish drunkenlemur doctor-pie akeenglish can we talk about this f------ ridiculous picture of john barrowman can we talk about this f------ picture of john barrowman CAN WE TALK ABOUT F------ JOHN BARROWMAN CAN WE F--- JOHN BARROWMAN!? oh dear 4 kinds of people in fandoms hi my name is John Barrowman and you're watching Disney Channel and there is the fifth kind John Barrowman is allowed on Disney Channel??!?!? He's waaaay too sexy for that... also "can we f--- John Barrowman may be my favorite part of this i wish i could go back in time and never make this post. ever are you serius? this is hilarious

captainwolfos atumn mitt romney has a crush on obama pass it on Mitt Romney has a crush on a llama, pass it on. Mitt Romney once crushed a llama, pass it on. Mitt Romney wants Bush to samba, pass it on. Mitt Romney gave birth to Osama, pass it on. how the media works

captainwolfos atumn mitt romney has a crush on obama pass it on Mitt Romney has a crush on a llama, pass it on. Mitt Romney once crushed a llama, pass it on. Mitt Romney wants Bush to samba, pass it on. Mitt Romney gave birth to Osama, pass it on. how the media works

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how-delightfully-ironic 38,622 spaghettihos ラUpdate Status @ Add Photos/Video What's on your mind? feeling How are you feeling? determined sexy ashamed fresh 0 moltres i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of m-----------

how-delightfully-ironic 38,622 spaghettihos ラUpdate Status @ Add Photos/Video What's on your mind? feeling How are you feeling? determined sexy ashamed fresh 0 moltres i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of m-----------

thecausetm saltybalthy queenrinacat fezturions carryonmywaywardsamanddean ice-jade LOL LUCIFER OUR LORD YOLO: YOUTH OBEYING LUCIFER'S ORDERS. SWAG = SATAN'S WISHES ARE GRANTED. ROFL RISE, OUR FATHER LUCIFER. W-- WORSHIP THE FALLEN. w-- is wrong with this website worship the fallen is wrong with this website LOL who art in the fiery pit of hell I swear to W-- as a YOLO ROFL, for SWAG RIZZO&ISLESNT this is why i even log onto this website

thecausetm saltybalthy queenrinacat fezturions carryonmywaywardsamanddean ice-jade LOL LUCIFER OUR LORD YOLO: YOUTH OBEYING LUCIFER'S ORDERS. SWAG = SATAN'S WISHES ARE GRANTED. ROFL RISE, OUR FATHER LUCIFER. W-- WORSHIP THE FALLEN. w-- is wrong with this website worship the fallen is wrong with this website LOL who art in the fiery pit of hell I swear to W-- as a YOLO ROFL, for SWAG RIZZO&ISLESNT this is why i even log onto this website

rosaparking+ BALLS R THE FUNNIEST PART OF A DUDES BODY THEYRE LIKE D--- BOOBS WITH NO NIPPLE

rosaparking+ BALLS R THE FUNNIEST PART OF A DUDES BODY THEYRE LIKE D--- BOOBS WITH NO NIPPLE

filibutt oopsspilledmymusic XI what if you scrolled past one of those posts that said "like if you love god, scroll down if you love satan" and then a day later you get a call and you pick up the phone and a gruff voice on the other end goes “i heard that you loved me and i just want to say that no one has ever loved me before" and then you guys go on a date and eventually get married and you become queen of hell time to go to bed with Satan

filibutt oopsspilledmymusic XI what if you scrolled past one of those posts that said "like if you love god, scroll down if you love satan" and then a day later you get a call and you pick up the phone and a gruff voice on the other end goes “i heard that you loved me and i just want to say that no one has ever loved me before" and then you guys go on a date and eventually get married and you become queen of hell time to go to bed with Satan

maze-of-flowers: technically everything is an island

maze-of-flowers: technically everything is an island

att what if one day you woke up and looked in the mirror and instead of seeing yourself in the reflection you saw a meme souffleclara replied to your post: what i would be memesmerized

att what if one day you woke up and looked in the mirror and instead of seeing yourself in the reflection you saw a meme souffleclara replied to your post: what i would be memesmerized

bcperfect maybe the reason why some of us stay up all night and sleep all day is because we were meant to live on the other side of the planet . This makes a disturbing amount of sense ..

bcperfect maybe the reason why some of us stay up all night and sleep all day is because we were meant to live on the other side of the planet . This makes a disturbing amount of sense ..

why is it called lukewarm like why isn't medium warm who is luke

why is it called lukewarm like why isn't medium warm who is luke

HOW DID CATDOG POOP

HOW DID CATDOG POOP

awkward vagina: legs are so weird cause like you can do this but then you can do this and i find it really weird

awkward vagina: legs are so weird cause like you can do this but then you can do this and i find it really weird

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krumpshank neerkat: if you sucked your own d--- would it feel like sucking a d--- or having your d--- sucked you ask the real questions

krumpshank neerkat: if you sucked your own d--- would it feel like sucking a d--- or having your d--- sucked you ask the real questions

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