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fortheloveofhulk the-silence-wears-westwood What if people who have anxiety are just unaccustomed to the way the world works because this is the first incarnation of their soul on the earth? And confident people are at ease with the world because they have already been incarnated multiple times and, in a sense, already know how the world works.

fortheloveofhulk the-silence-wears-westwood What if people who have anxiety are just unaccustomed to the way the world works because this is the first incarnation of their soul on the earth? And confident people are at ease with the world because they have already been incarnated multiple times and, in a sense, already know how the world works.

hetriedtokillme-w-a-forklift Finding a blog dedicated to your OTP Seeing that it hasn't been updated in over a year

hetriedtokillme-w-a-forklift Finding a blog dedicated to your OTP Seeing that it hasn't been updated in over a year

you know how a period is supposed to last 3-7 days who is that a------ that only has to suffer 3 days How freaking long are your classes? The longest period I had was 50 minutes. Oh hon There was so much innocence in that comment

you know how a period is supposed to last 3-7 days who is that a------ that only has to suffer 3 days How freaking long are your classes? The longest period I had was 50 minutes. Oh hon There was so much innocence in that comment

captainofthehollyheadharpies 5,024 lookitsteatime。 sxizzor: rhazade-waterbender: badmoonraisin: I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good but I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line に 32 “How beautiful are thy buttocks!" Attention, follo hieroglyphics Aerion talowe: ou nowknow how to wrte nice ass in all i ever wanted out of life tbh Source: badmoonralsin

captainofthehollyheadharpies 5,024 lookitsteatime。 sxizzor: rhazade-waterbender: badmoonraisin: I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good but I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line に 32 “How beautiful are thy buttocks!" Attention, follo hieroglyphics Aerion talowe: ou nowknow how to wrte nice ass in all i ever wanted out of life tbh Source: badmoonralsin

After coming out as a lesbian to my father lgbtlaughs: Dad: Sorry, but you can never bring a girl home Me: Why not? Dad: She'd turn straight as soon as she laid eyes on me. (Submitted by girlfromstelle)

After coming out as a lesbian to my father lgbtlaughs: Dad: Sorry, but you can never bring a girl home Me: Why not? Dad: She'd turn straight as soon as she laid eyes on me. (Submitted by girlfromstelle)

fantasticcatadventures tattooyourcat oeithelastofus I just dressed in all black. Put a shirt on my face and made it ninja like, look and my parents lights are off and I'm light on my feet so I just walk into my parents room and whisper "nancy AND 1 SWEAR TO GOD HELL WAS RELEASED ON EARTH MY MOM THREW HER NOOK AT ME AND JUMPED OUT OF BED AND STARTED ATTACKING ME AND OH GOD WAS IT THE FUNNIEST THING I HAD EVER DONE 71,703 notes ぱ

fantasticcatadventures tattooyourcat oeithelastofus I just dressed in all black. Put a shirt on my face and made it ninja like, look and my parents lights are off and I'm light on my feet so I just walk into my parents room and whisper "nancy AND 1 SWEAR TO GOD HELL WAS RELEASED ON EARTH MY MOM THREW HER NOOK AT ME AND JUMPED OUT OF BED AND STARTED ATTACKING ME AND OH GOD WAS IT THE FUNNIEST THING I HAD EVER DONE 71,703 notes ぱ

tablespoons loling-in-the-deep imagine if your name was a swear word m----------- can you piease come down to the office omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word shut the brittany up go chris yourself this site is on drugs

tablespoons loling-in-the-deep imagine if your name was a swear word m----------- can you piease come down to the office omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word shut the brittany up go chris yourself this site is on drugs

snapeinmyboots: the entire world can see your bald spot. "shut up d------." Can't all the money in grannie's royal treasury buy you a decent weave?" "Harry I swear to god" Don't let Kate see that. She might leave you for a man with hair. Like

snapeinmyboots: the entire world can see your bald spot. "shut up d------." Can't all the money in grannie's royal treasury buy you a decent weave?" "Harry I swear to god" Don't let Kate see that. She might leave you for a man with hair. Like

best-of-funny- nighthooker Source: zukuku zukuku theres this girl in my class whos been carrying this 6x6 rubiks cube since the first day of school and today she finally finished it so we all startecd applauding and she was so overwhelmed she ended up crying 117,680 notes ぱー閘

best-of-funny- nighthooker Source: zukuku zukuku theres this girl in my class whos been carrying this 6x6 rubiks cube since the first day of school and today she finally finished it so we all startecd applauding and she was so overwhelmed she ended up crying 117,680 notes ぱー閘

charyvodk4 castielkirk。 Source:igohardinover. coltongillies igohardinovertime: this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player i think you mean the best 21,318 notes

charyvodk4 castielkirk。 Source:igohardinover. coltongillies igohardinovertime: this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player i think you mean the best 21,318 notes

so-cavalier nilkingcoW do british teenagers go through pubertea get out

so-cavalier nilkingcoW do british teenagers go through pubertea get out

punkmonksteven One time I slept over at my friends house and he told me that sometimes when he can't sleep he plays halo and he asked me if I cared and I said no as long as the volume wasn't too high. I woke up at 2am, to the song Halo by beyonce and I looked at my friend all confused and he just looked at me and said I can't sleep acocktoremember 52 notes *は

punkmonksteven One time I slept over at my friends house and he told me that sometimes when he can't sleep he plays halo and he asked me if I cared and I said no as long as the volume wasn't too high. I woke up at 2am, to the song Halo by beyonce and I looked at my friend all confused and he just looked at me and said I can't sleep acocktoremember 52 notes *は

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gurl imma have to call you back

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tarantinoh So I was literally just on my mother's laptop and I found this in her history 8:32 PM彊is all fanfiction pornographic-Google Search www.google.com 8:32 PM彊internet addiction support-Google Search www.google.com.二) 8:31 PMmy daughter is pretentious Google Search www.google.com 8:30 PM彊if your daughter is a hipster-Google Search www.google.com 8:29 PM what is slash-Google Search www.google.com 1.1 8:29 PM彊what makes tumblr special-Google Search www.google.com

tarantinoh So I was literally just on my mother's laptop and I found this in her history 8:32 PM彊is all fanfiction pornographic-Google Search www.google.com 8:32 PM彊internet addiction support-Google Search www.google.com.二) 8:31 PMmy daughter is pretentious Google Search www.google.com 8:30 PM彊if your daughter is a hipster-Google Search www.google.com 8:29 PM what is slash-Google Search www.google.com 1.1 8:29 PM彊what makes tumblr special-Google Search www.google.com

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"i think i made that little ants day"

ytoob: i was outside eating a cookie and a saw about 5 ants just roaming around on top of the steps and i noticed there was only one ant that wasn't holding anything like the other 4 where holding dorito bits or something and the ant seemed sad it wasn't even going in the same pace as the other ants so i put a cookie crumb next to him and he picked it up and started running as fast as the other ants and i think i made that little ants day 110,405 notes 만 ,

ytoob: i was outside eating a cookie and a saw about 5 ants just roaming around on top of the steps and i noticed there was only one ant that wasn't holding anything like the other 4 where holding dorito bits or something and the ant seemed sad it wasn't even going in the same pace as the other ants so i put a cookie crumb next to him and he picked it up and started running as fast as the other ants and i think i made that little ants day 110,405 notes 만 ,

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mY MUM JUST CAME ROUND AND GAVE ME THIS?1?1?!!? SHE SAID "THIS'LL HELP YOU GET A GIRLFRIEND" SEX IVE BEEN RINGING IT FOR LIKE 5 YEARS AND NO ONE HAS COME i hope she realises how upset i am

mY MUM JUST CAME ROUND AND GAVE ME THIS?1?1?!!? SHE SAID "THIS'LL HELP YOU GET A GIRLFRIEND" SEX IVE BEEN RINGING IT FOR LIKE 5 YEARS AND NO ONE HAS COME i hope she realises how upset i am

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Optus 10:59 PM @ 75%困 rawdaisy sophieisfree cosmic-nine-year-old: once i was at a party and they asked me what my dad did for a living and said that he died when i was 12 and of course i hear the collective "aaawww im so sorry" and then i hear some girl whisper from the back "you're halfway to becoming batman" AND THAT IS HOW I MET ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS MORAL OF THE STORY IS IF YOU USE BLACK HUMOUR I WILL LOVE YOU

Optus 10:59 PM @ 75%困 rawdaisy sophieisfree cosmic-nine-year-old: once i was at a party and they asked me what my dad did for a living and said that he died when i was 12 and of course i hear the collective "aaawww im so sorry" and then i hear some girl whisper from the back "you're halfway to becoming batman" AND THAT IS HOW I MET ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS MORAL OF THE STORY IS IF YOU USE BLACK HUMOUR I WILL LOVE YOU

this is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave in case you were wondering.

this is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave in case you were wondering.

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Why does the Canadian government have a maple syrup reserve?

iwillneverstoptalking knightscrest + Bron kiplandkaizer theirs did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec 10 million pounds 1/3 of the government's reserve like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve 100412 notities

iwillneverstoptalking knightscrest + Bron kiplandkaizer theirs did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec 10 million pounds 1/3 of the government's reserve like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve 100412 notities

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On the S.S. Leviathan....

truthinengineeringsugoi-rudeboit Safe Sex Red Hot & Blue is Hot Sex LEVIA YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE iNO SOMOS IMMUNES! リSE A CONDOM EVERY TIME rhpeUIDAYE, USA CONDONES! bakasara that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch devinchee dizzymayfae this is the gayest poster i've ever seen I thought that was Captain Jack on the left for a second that would explain this whole ad Are we just going to overlook the fact that they're on the "S S. Leviathan"? (I'm not sure where I'm going with that, but there it is) On the S. S. Leviathan, everyone's strictly into D--- On the S. S. Leviathan, everyone's strictly into D--- this one deserves an award 68,485 notes

truthinengineeringsugoi-rudeboit Safe Sex Red Hot & Blue is Hot Sex LEVIA YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE iNO SOMOS IMMUNES! リSE A CONDOM EVERY TIME rhpeUIDAYE, USA CONDONES! bakasara that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch devinchee dizzymayfae this is the gayest poster i've ever seen I thought that was Captain Jack on the left for a second that would explain this whole ad Are we just going to overlook the fact that they're on the "S S. Leviathan"? (I'm not sure where I'm going with that, but there it is) On the S. S. Leviathan, everyone's strictly into D--- On the S. S. Leviathan, everyone's strictly into D--- this one deserves an award 68,485 notes

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