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the-real-emoly the-dead-travel-fast。 phleps phleps when someone u really liked stops talking to u What the f--- is that me when someone i really like stops talking to me #me 109,005 notes

the-real-emoly the-dead-travel-fast。 phleps phleps when someone u really liked stops talking to u What the f--- is that me when someone i really like stops talking to me #me 109,005 notes

princessofbeingawkwarc 156,755 on-the-hilarity starllex: crMr tayyzilla THIS GIRL AT MY SCHOOL IS PREGNANT AND SHE POSTED THIS AND CAPTIONED IT HIS TOUNG IS OUT BITCH DO YOU NOT SEE THAT IS A DEMON THE GRUDGE IS IN YOUR STOMACH uterus* that's what it wants you think Source: tayyzilla

princessofbeingawkwarc 156,755 on-the-hilarity starllex: crMr tayyzilla THIS GIRL AT MY SCHOOL IS PREGNANT AND SHE POSTED THIS AND CAPTIONED IT HIS TOUNG IS OUT BITCH DO YOU NOT SEE THAT IS A DEMON THE GRUDGE IS IN YOUR STOMACH uterus* that's what it wants you think Source: tayyzilla

How David Tennant make simple things look so sexy?! Seriously? Even dropping his toast?l Conclusion: Sex God. Source

How David Tennant make simple things look so sexy?! Seriously? Even dropping his toast?l Conclusion: Sex God. Source

sexy david tennant

itsnothowyoufall-heytinaloser Source: klartie klartie costanzastan: klartie f------ hull my dad was carving the chicken for dinner and all of a sudden i just hear him manically giggling to himself so i fuemng go into the kitchen and this is what i fuig find jesus christ dad what the fuuk except no. with the fake text posts lbr we kno u decapitated a bratz doll for the sad, sad purpose of this post SER KLARTIE ATHER AND I ESENT THA ACCUSATION 123,191 notes

itsnothowyoufall-heytinaloser Source: klartie klartie costanzastan: klartie f------ hull my dad was carving the chicken for dinner and all of a sudden i just hear him manically giggling to himself so i fuemng go into the kitchen and this is what i fuig find jesus christ dad what the fuuk except no. with the fake text posts lbr we kno u decapitated a bratz doll for the sad, sad purpose of this post SER KLARTIE ATHER AND I ESENT THA ACCUSATION 123,191 notes

sweettaemtationullaannida 28,553 a-wild-peasant when ever there's a chase scene in a film and some fruit stall gets knocked over i always feel really bad because what if that's the frut guys only source of income and his wife has left him and he has a kid in hospital with cancer i want to know more about the fate of the fruit seller does he get it together and turn his life around or is it the last straw for him we'll never know Every single time omg Source: stabla

sweettaemtationullaannida 28,553 a-wild-peasant when ever there's a chase scene in a film and some fruit stall gets knocked over i always feel really bad because what if that's the frut guys only source of income and his wife has left him and he has a kid in hospital with cancer i want to know more about the fate of the fruit seller does he get it together and turn his life around or is it the last straw for him we'll never know Every single time omg Source: stabla

chase scene fruit stand

goforeverforworseorbetter goodbye-old-friend: today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can't trace it back to any one legal system so you can't be prosecuted for their murder so what did you do today

goforeverforworseorbetter goodbye-old-friend: today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can't trace it back to any one legal system so you can't be prosecuted for their murder so what did you do today

our-goat orgasmic-humor 112,837 sistersweaters that kid who volunteers to read aloud and is practically illiterate Source: sistersweaters

our-goat orgasmic-humor 112,837 sistersweaters that kid who volunteers to read aloud and is practically illiterate Source: sistersweaters

illiterate dog kid read aloud tumblr volunteers ssstersweaters

the-directioner-gang andgoodnightyou 102,221 in onceuponabopper thetimetravelersauidetothegalaxy wittywallfilower Writing is weird. One minute you are telling a story The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets. or h---------- someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi what the hell are you guys writing? P---

the-directioner-gang andgoodnightyou 102,221 in onceuponabopper thetimetravelersauidetothegalaxy wittywallfilower Writing is weird. One minute you are telling a story The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets. or h---------- someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi what the hell are you guys writing? P---

i think you're roflemily: replied to your photo wat is this i do not get it please explain kath. are you calling me an orange branch i am so confused

i think you're roflemily: replied to your photo wat is this i do not get it please explain kath. are you calling me an orange branch i am so confused

orange stick pun fantastic branch fanta

mbaggins ruinosus-angelus。 89,051 0 usapotterfan yourstormm Today in drama, we had two boys act as a gay couple, and this one homophobic kid in my class gets up, and he's like "i'm going to shove that homosexuality up your ass!" and one of the boys acting gay turns to him, looks him dead in the eye and asks "isn't that the point?" Source: yourstormm

mbaggins ruinosus-angelus。 89,051 0 usapotterfan yourstormm Today in drama, we had two boys act as a gay couple, and this one homophobic kid in my class gets up, and he's like "i'm going to shove that homosexuality up your ass!" and one of the boys acting gay turns to him, looks him dead in the eye and asks "isn't that the point?" Source: yourstormm

osartori When I was 6 years old, lots of people asked me the question, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I used to say "rockstar," but at some point that sounded too babyish to me, so I would say "special entertainer," because my 6-year-old self thought that was classier. So when I went to bible class at church one day, the teacher went around asking all the kids what they wanted to do when they grew up, and when she came to me I said "special entertainer," of course. She gave me a weird-aus look, and I had no clue why, (maybe she didn't think I was classy?) and then sent me outside for a time out. When she came out to check on me, she asked me why I wanted to be a "special entertainer" and I told her that it was because Hillary Duff was one, and then she had to call my parents because she was concerned that I was being brought up "wrong in the eyes of the Lord" and when they came she told them the whole story and then we went home and they told me that special entertainer" was NOT the equivalent to a rockstar, and that's how I learned the term "stripper." #when #i #was #6 #years #old #lots #of #people #asked #me #the #quest 3 notes *け

osartori When I was 6 years old, lots of people asked me the question, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I used to say "rockstar," but at some point that sounded too babyish to me, so I would say "special entertainer," because my 6-year-old self thought that was classier. So when I went to bible class at church one day, the teacher went around asking all the kids what they wanted to do when they grew up, and when she came to me I said "special entertainer," of course. She gave me a weird-aus look, and I had no clue why, (maybe she didn't think I was classy?) and then sent me outside for a time out. When she came out to check on me, she asked me why I wanted to be a "special entertainer" and I told her that it was because Hillary Duff was one, and then she had to call my parents because she was concerned that I was being brought up "wrong in the eyes of the Lord" and when they came she told them the whole story and then we went home and they told me that special entertainer" was NOT the equivalent to a rockstar, and that's how I learned the term "stripper." #when #i #was #6 #years #old #lots #of #people #asked #me #the #quest 3 notes *け

cassbuttstiel I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said "what's your sign?" and he said "DiCapricorn" and I laughed so hard I woke up

cassbuttstiel I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said "what's your sign?" and he said "DiCapricorn" and I laughed so hard I woke up

leonardo dicaprio

HELLO BOYS I HAVE A QUESTION CAN YOU FEEL OUR BOOBS WHEN WE DO THE HUG WE CAN FEEL YOUR BOOBS WHEN WE DO THE HUG SORRY DON'T WORRY THOUGH WE UNDERSTAND, YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR BOOBS #welp

HELLO BOYS I HAVE A QUESTION CAN YOU FEEL OUR BOOBS WHEN WE DO THE HUG WE CAN FEEL YOUR BOOBS WHEN WE DO THE HUG SORRY DON'T WORRY THOUGH WE UNDERSTAND, YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR BOOBS #welp

90,861 ok ice cubes are badass i mean they float around in their own blood tumblr. APTER DARK

90,861 ok ice cubes are badass i mean they float around in their own blood tumblr. APTER DARK

heaven-in-a-storm the-trruth-is+ 98,875 allisons-y: properlyyours aaaaa42 yinx1: chevapravatdumrong dietchola |do twin boys have the same penis size? Tumblr in deep thought. Things I never thought about about until I join tumblr #1 658 cole sprouse has a tumblr lets ask him good idea coletureconcept answered you: do you and dylan have the same penis size????? slyfig not since the accident

heaven-in-a-storm the-trruth-is+ 98,875 allisons-y: properlyyours aaaaa42 yinx1: chevapravatdumrong dietchola |do twin boys have the same penis size? Tumblr in deep thought. Things I never thought about about until I join tumblr #1 658 cole sprouse has a tumblr lets ask him good idea coletureconcept answered you: do you and dylan have the same penis size????? slyfig not since the accident

why commit murder when you can have one of these come on guys l'd kill for one of those. l think you're missing the point

why commit murder when you can have one of these come on guys l'd kill for one of those. l think you're missing the point

waterslide murder

i f looked up eggs with legs and i'm why are they in a cage? otherwise they'll eggscape

i f looked up eggs with legs and i'm why are they in a cage? otherwise they'll eggscape

tumblr puns eggs escape kill it before it lays eggs bad puns eggscape egg people

voldemortsblog lucid-flower UCI ay-drian getting over someone you never even dated I don't know why this picture is so accurate i dont know why this picture was ever taken

voldemortsblog lucid-flower UCI ay-drian getting over someone you never even dated I don't know why this picture is so accurate i dont know why this picture was ever taken

grabbidyballs smattenhove cacen teapartyasian Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated smad there are two types of people

grabbidyballs smattenhove cacen teapartyasian Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated smad there are two types of people