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youdtearthiscanvasskinapart Today I got into an argument with my Aunt because she was upset that her daughter was dating a girl so l said "Do you really think you should fall in love with someone's genitals over their soul? Because that's shallow and sad" And my 75 year old grandmother who was sitting in her rocking chair, and who hasn't said a word for the past hour screamed "OH BURN" and hit my aunt with a fly swatter

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart Today I got into an argument with my Aunt because she was upset that her daughter was dating a girl so l said "Do you really think you should fall in love with someone's genitals over their soul? Because that's shallow and sad" And my 75 year old grandmother who was sitting in her rocking chair, and who hasn't said a word for the past hour screamed "OH BURN" and hit my aunt with a fly swatter

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bonushumor: f is for friends who do stuff without you u is for ur alone n is no one wants to be with you because all you do is sit at home

bonushumor: f is for friends who do stuff without you u is for ur alone n is no one wants to be with you because all you do is sit at home

October OCTOber it's the 8th month I cracked the code October is the 10th month though It was originally the 8th mnth but then Julius f------ Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus we should totally just stab caesar wait 244,952 notes

October OCTOber it's the 8th month I cracked the code October is the 10th month though It was originally the 8th mnth but then Julius f------ Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus we should totally just stab caesar wait 244,952 notes

High Impact Sexual Violence

windyegberts prettyboyandmoose: dalailamaofficial: have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn't control his d--- This makes it sound like he went round with his d--- smacking people to death because he can't control it is that not what happened 186,699 notes

windyegberts prettyboyandmoose: dalailamaofficial: have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn't control his d--- This makes it sound like he went round with his d--- smacking people to death because he can't control it is that not what happened 186,699 notes

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headfirstintowonderland: so someone once called my old english teacher immature (because at this point he was spinning around on a wheely chair) and he said: "Yeah, but the truth is we never really grow up. We just masquerade as adults because that's what we're expected to do." and to this day that is the single most profound thing i have ever heard uttered by someone dicking around on a swivel chair

headfirstintowonderland: so someone once called my old english teacher immature (because at this point he was spinning around on a wheely chair) and he said: "Yeah, but the truth is we never really grow up. We just masquerade as adults because that's what we're expected to do." and to this day that is the single most profound thing i have ever heard uttered by someone dicking around on a swivel chair

cobaltcapybara ;キoreo°fficial Source: aruroda aruroda sam-mooschester aruroda i wish i could follow myself then you might finally get one follower listen here u lil bitch 9,470 notes

cobaltcapybara ;キoreo°fficial Source: aruroda aruroda sam-mooschester aruroda i wish i could follow myself then you might finally get one follower listen here u lil bitch 9,470 notes

twerkingderp darrynek These pics were taken one second apart Lightning is REALLY BRIGHT H--------

twerkingderp darrynek These pics were taken one second apart Lightning is REALLY BRIGHT H--------

Keep in touch, okay? Don't worry, Ive got you on speed dial 'll call you if lever have a problem -phone ringsi Hello? I have a problem I'm gonna miss you And thank you, Mr Moaby For taking care of me al these years. the relationship between these two was far more interesting than just about anything disney channel has ever produced

Keep in touch, okay? Don't worry, Ive got you on speed dial 'll call you if lever have a problem -phone ringsi Hello? I have a problem I'm gonna miss you And thank you, Mr Moaby For taking care of me al these years. the relationship between these two was far more interesting than just about anything disney channel has ever produced

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lasinchan mitunatteheitofdoom ㅁ DEAR PARENTS, JASMINE WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A NOWWINELCYEOLN MEN TARZAN WALKED AROUND WITHOUT A STRANGER KISSED SLEEPING BEAUTY AND DIRTY HOME ROBIN HOOD WAS A TH HES ON ARRIED HIM CINDERELLA LIED AND S UT AT NIGHT TO ATTEND A PAR YOU CAN'T BLAME US WE WERE TAUGHT TO REBEL SINCE A YOUNG AGE. ACTUALLY . Jasmine was in an arranged marriage and didnt want to marry someone she didn't love Snow White cleaned and cared for them and wasn't sleeping with them .Pinocchio avoided lying and was actually doing all he did to save his father and become a real boy . Robin hood stole from the rich that were stealing from the poor via taxes . Tarzan was raised by f------ apes . Sieeping beauty was in a coma and only the kiss from her true love could bring her to life . Cinderella was a slave Don't try to use my childhood to justity you being a w---- amen Source: fangar

lasinchan mitunatteheitofdoom ㅁ DEAR PARENTS, JASMINE WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A NOWWINELCYEOLN MEN TARZAN WALKED AROUND WITHOUT A STRANGER KISSED SLEEPING BEAUTY AND DIRTY HOME ROBIN HOOD WAS A TH HES ON ARRIED HIM CINDERELLA LIED AND S UT AT NIGHT TO ATTEND A PAR YOU CAN'T BLAME US WE WERE TAUGHT TO REBEL SINCE A YOUNG AGE. ACTUALLY . Jasmine was in an arranged marriage and didnt want to marry someone she didn't love Snow White cleaned and cared for them and wasn't sleeping with them .Pinocchio avoided lying and was actually doing all he did to save his father and become a real boy . Robin hood stole from the rich that were stealing from the poor via taxes . Tarzan was raised by f------ apes . Sieeping beauty was in a coma and only the kiss from her true love could bring her to life . Cinderella was a slave Don't try to use my childhood to justity you being a w---- amen Source: fangar

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worldwarbutts: kuzannagi: TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGA ting

worldwarbutts: kuzannagi: TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGA ting

trumpeteroftheswarn soi saw a post of all the sprite progressions of various pokemon through the years and snorlax looks like h nt al his time trying to sit up like AW GOD DAMN IT alright let's do this rRHRGG maybe ifl wow no that was exhausting ok baby steps time wait ok so far so good grgingh-- succesSSSS$5SS GGHRHGHGGHGHHH

trumpeteroftheswarn soi saw a post of all the sprite progressions of various pokemon through the years and snorlax looks like h nt al his time trying to sit up like AW GOD DAMN IT alright let's do this rRHRGG maybe ifl wow no that was exhausting ok baby steps time wait ok so far so good grgingh-- succesSSSS$5SS GGHRHGHGGHGHHH

AB famey slide, children slide into the deep pits of hell this needs to go on the satanic swingset post

AB famey slide, children slide into the deep pits of hell this needs to go on the satanic swingset post

Wut

THEYRE LIKE CHICKEN NUGGETS BUT FROGS??7?????????? im pretty sure they're just pregnent but ok there is no such thing as pregnent

THEYRE LIKE CHICKEN NUGGETS BUT FROGS??7?????????? im pretty sure they're just pregnent but ok there is no such thing as pregnent

ove you herubbermeateater: ask-chris-of-the-moiave: alphena .. Now get some sleep, hun." (I hate it when people say online relationships am't... Real. They are very real, technology has build a bridge to sustain it. To say that something isn't real when you see their face, their smile and how happy they are. That's real.) I've made really good friends over the internet, and l've never met them So I really hate it when people say, there not your friends!" Or they probably just some pervert messaging you". They will always be considered friends even if we only talk on the internet

ove you herubbermeateater: ask-chris-of-the-moiave: alphena .. Now get some sleep, hun." (I hate it when people say online relationships am't... Real. They are very real, technology has build a bridge to sustain it. To say that something isn't real when you see their face, their smile and how happy they are. That's real.) I've made really good friends over the internet, and l've never met them So I really hate it when people say, there not your friends!" Or they probably just some pervert messaging you". They will always be considered friends even if we only talk on the internet

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my cat sleeps in this box and i was seeing how far i could push it to the edge before he jumped out and 102,020 notes

my cat sleeps in this box and i was seeing how far i could push it to the edge before he jumped out and 102,020 notes

so i was taking a bath a bubble bath to be specific i used hait a bar of lush's comforter (however you f------ spel it) and this happened crazy right?i think my mom's tub is made of magic powers or something so i had a nice batm, watched some cry plays on my ipad and i drained my tub i came down to my room, two foors down in he basement and i am greeted with this CANT F------ DREATHE

so i was taking a bath a bubble bath to be specific i used hait a bar of lush's comforter (however you f------ spel it) and this happened crazy right?i think my mom's tub is made of magic powers or something so i had a nice batm, watched some cry plays on my ipad and i drained my tub i came down to my room, two foors down in he basement and i am greeted with this CANT F------ DREATHE

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scootercomputer: when i was like 5 my friend told me that a prostitute was someone who sold ice cream so for TWO YEARS I TOLD EVERYONE THAT I WANTED TO BE A PROSTITUTE TWO YEARS NO ONE F------ CORRECTED ME FOR TWO YEARS

scootercomputer: when i was like 5 my friend told me that a prostitute was someone who sold ice cream so for TWO YEARS I TOLD EVERYONE THAT I WANTED TO BE A PROSTITUTE TWO YEARS NO ONE F------ CORRECTED ME FOR TWO YEARS

17。When Wedding Bells Thaw 18 O Freak City 19 Henchman 20 Dunge 21 O The DukeJake is all like: "Don't go into that dark 22 Donny 23 Rainy Day Season 1 Episode 20 12 minutes Dungeorn dungeon!" And Finn is all like: Whatever, it's cool. I am going to explore it! Guess who is right. fluffywhitechicken: Netflix describes Adventure Time

17。When Wedding Bells Thaw 18 O Freak City 19 Henchman 20 Dunge 21 O The DukeJake is all like: "Don't go into that dark 22 Donny 23 Rainy Day Season 1 Episode 20 12 minutes Dungeorn dungeon!" And Finn is all like: Whatever, it's cool. I am going to explore it! Guess who is right. fluffywhitechicken: Netflix describes Adventure Time

silvermender 45-70gov: m------------ you are standing on lava and are on fire get the f--- out of there jesuschrist

silvermender 45-70gov: m------------ you are standing on lava and are on fire get the f--- out of there jesuschrist