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secretlymartinfreeman boaz-pri...。 onoburger the-vashta-nerada: charlisheen you know what i want to know how the f--- did mr salt and mrs pepper make a f------ cinnamon shaker for a baby solve that mystery steve THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT EXCUSE ME A------ THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS 09 THATS F------ PAPRIKA SHE'S CINNAMON'S OLDER SISTER GOD DAMN TUMBLR IAM F------ DONE WITH YOUR S--- tumbir gets heated over blue's clues

secretlymartinfreeman boaz-pri...。 onoburger the-vashta-nerada: charlisheen you know what i want to know how the f--- did mr salt and mrs pepper make a f------ cinnamon shaker for a baby solve that mystery steve THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT EXCUSE ME A------ THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS 09 THATS F------ PAPRIKA SHE'S CINNAMON'S OLDER SISTER GOD DAMN TUMBLR IAM F------ DONE WITH YOUR S--- tumbir gets heated over blue's clues

wow l've never seen a bird drink before that's a snake o0 百秤 s this a pigeon

wow l've never seen a bird drink before that's a snake o0 百秤 s this a pigeon

the-vashta-nerada: the-vashta-nerada: the-vashta-nerada: one time i picked up a penny and i hit my head on the door handle and i have a tiny scar from it and that was the third worst time i ever picked up a penny the second worst time i ever picked up a penny was when one time i picked up a penny on the street and i almost got hit by a car what's the worst time you ever picked up a penny i was in an airport and i hit a baby by accident

the-vashta-nerada: the-vashta-nerada: the-vashta-nerada: one time i picked up a penny and i hit my head on the door handle and i have a tiny scar from it and that was the third worst time i ever picked up a penny the second worst time i ever picked up a penny was when one time i picked up a penny on the street and i almost got hit by a car what's the worst time you ever picked up a penny i was in an airport and i hit a baby by accident

ahemily ahemily: guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says slut' thats hillarious ') edit: this one says 'bitch' omtgggg H-------- THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD

ahemily ahemily: guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says slut' thats hillarious ') edit: this one says 'bitch' omtgggg H-------- THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD

all i want is pizza and high self esteem hello hello

all i want is pizza and high self esteem hello hello

forge 13 wordssetinstony tricksterkids cadegrey miwatson i don't really understand where penises go when boys wear pants sometimes to the left sometimes to the right sometimes up sometimes down sometimes painful sometimes not depends take it back now y'all One hop this time please don't jump on my penis

forge 13 wordssetinstony tricksterkids cadegrey miwatson i don't really understand where penises go when boys wear pants sometimes to the left sometimes to the right sometimes up sometimes down sometimes painful sometimes not depends take it back now y'all One hop this time please don't jump on my penis

trillow remember when the world ended last year

trillow remember when the world ended last year

moriartea-cup: I like how the motto of Hannibal went from "Eat the rude" to "SOMEONE PLEASE F------ HELP WILL GRAHAM"

moriartea-cup: I like how the motto of Hannibal went from "Eat the rude" to "SOMEONE PLEASE F------ HELP WILL GRAHAM"

It is perfectly grammatical to have two "thats" or two "hads" in a row for that matter. With proper punctuation, you can have even more. Robert Day offers the following example in [1. He said, in speaking of the word "that,"that that "that" that that student had referred to was not that "that" that that other student referred to. immyvesvak inc meliapond omfg i am so sorry to all you non-native english speakers that need to learn this s--- #welcome to english #here's your bag of 150 wtts #use them wisely Whenever I'm feeling bad for myself, I will read this sentence and thank the good Lord Jesus I can understand it.

It is perfectly grammatical to have two "thats" or two "hads" in a row for that matter. With proper punctuation, you can have even more. Robert Day offers the following example in [1. He said, in speaking of the word "that,"that that "that" that that student had referred to was not that "that" that that other student referred to. immyvesvak inc meliapond omfg i am so sorry to all you non-native english speakers that need to learn this s--- #welcome to english #here's your bag of 150 wtts #use them wisely Whenever I'm feeling bad for myself, I will read this sentence and thank the good Lord Jesus I can understand it.

sexhaver sexhaver i have more followers than my high school has students. i could makea text post saying nothing but "hot gay throbbing cocks" and reach a wider audience than my principal does when he gets on the P.A. system to say but it was definitely not this

sexhaver sexhaver i have more followers than my high school has students. i could makea text post saying nothing but "hot gay throbbing cocks" and reach a wider audience than my principal does when he gets on the P.A. system to say but it was definitely not this

tellittoreadersdigest one of my friends noticed a mosquito had landed on his bicep so he flexed and the rush of blood to his biceps muscle filled up the mosquito so much t exploded and to this day it's one of the most badass things l've ever heard

tellittoreadersdigest one of my friends noticed a mosquito had landed on his bicep so he flexed and the rush of blood to his biceps muscle filled up the mosquito so much t exploded and to this day it's one of the most badass things l've ever heard

The Empire State Building is one Empire State Building tall killerseven thanks

The Empire State Building is one Empire State Building tall killerseven thanks

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iguess the real question is how can you not like tesla he thought women would eventually rule the world because we're the dominant sex he liked pigeons he was a vegetarian he was a babe he was shy he hated edison he's perfect Yup, as long as you're ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray Don't we all want to build a death ray? want to build a death ray... Are you serious the death ray was the best part

iguess the real question is how can you not like tesla he thought women would eventually rule the world because we're the dominant sex he liked pigeons he was a vegetarian he was a babe he was shy he hated edison he's perfect Yup, as long as you're ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray Don't we all want to build a death ray? want to build a death ray... Are you serious the death ray was the best part

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ni My co-worker sent an email saying he would be late because he was trying to untie a squirrel tail knot. I asked for a picture, and he delivered. This is the email he sent: I was pressed into squirrel rescue this morning on my way out. 5 young squirrels got tangled in Christmas lights in my neighbor's yard. We got the lights off, but now their tails are one big knot, so I have to bring them into a rescue place to untie them, as I am unequipped to untie squirrel tail knots. I should be in this afternoon. "as am unequipped to untie squirrel tail knots."

ni My co-worker sent an email saying he would be late because he was trying to untie a squirrel tail knot. I asked for a picture, and he delivered. This is the email he sent: I was pressed into squirrel rescue this morning on my way out. 5 young squirrels got tangled in Christmas lights in my neighbor's yard. We got the lights off, but now their tails are one big knot, so I have to bring them into a rescue place to untie them, as I am unequipped to untie squirrel tail knots. I should be in this afternoon. "as am unequipped to untie squirrel tail knots."

superwholock-vianwhoeatssouls windyegberts prettyboyandmoose dalailamaofficial: have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn't control his d--- This makes it sound like he went round with his d--- smacking people to death because he can't control it is that not what happened Either that is what happened or I had a sick minded literature teacher

superwholock-vianwhoeatssouls windyegberts prettyboyandmoose dalailamaofficial: have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn't control his d--- This makes it sound like he went round with his d--- smacking people to death because he can't control it is that not what happened Either that is what happened or I had a sick minded literature teacher

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whatthefinnick My pre-calc teacher got kicked out of the movies once for yelling out diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat. Aol

whatthefinnick My pre-calc teacher got kicked out of the movies once for yelling out diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat. Aol

221 bitssmallerontheoutside: theirreqularofbakerstreet: OMG NO, SERIOUSLY GUYS. THIS IS NOT COOL. I HAD ONE OF THESE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS JUST CHILLING OUTSIDE DURING THE NIGHT AND RELAXING, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. AND I WAS ENJOYING MY BLOOD POPSICLE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY FANGS HURT AND I'M BURNING, LIKE LITERALLY BURNING, AND MY SKIN START TO BLISTER AND I'M LIKE "OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND I SEE THE CRUCIFIX AND I'M LIKE 'DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?!! SO I DROPPED THAT AND TURNED INTO A BAT AND FLEW AWAY INTO NIGHT You win the Internet.

221 bitssmallerontheoutside: theirreqularofbakerstreet: OMG NO, SERIOUSLY GUYS. THIS IS NOT COOL. I HAD ONE OF THESE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS JUST CHILLING OUTSIDE DURING THE NIGHT AND RELAXING, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. AND I WAS ENJOYING MY BLOOD POPSICLE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY FANGS HURT AND I'M BURNING, LIKE LITERALLY BURNING, AND MY SKIN START TO BLISTER AND I'M LIKE "OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND I SEE THE CRUCIFIX AND I'M LIKE 'DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?!! SO I DROPPED THAT AND TURNED INTO A BAT AND FLEW AWAY INTO NIGHT You win the Internet.

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you-like-rping-so- THIS IS F------ WITH MY HEAD SEA PANCAKE

you-like-rping-so- THIS IS F------ WITH MY HEAD SEA PANCAKE

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THEY RENOT DANGEROUS IF YOU RAISE THEM RIGHT I dunno... I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I'm not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.

THEY RENOT DANGEROUS IF YOU RAISE THEM RIGHT I dunno... I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I'm not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.

ladytengwarwasiafooltothink 102,166 terra 1409: ten-tation: tobycarsonphilips laugh-until-you-drop: likedarrencriss: somepatriot ilikedarrencriss reminder that ginny weasley married her celebrity crush reminder that ginny weasly is a fictional character DON TRA MY PARADE kate middleton had posters of prince william in her room David Tennant was a Doctor Who fan from childhood, he grew up to become The Doctor and he married his favorite doctor's daughter Andrew Garfield looked up to Spiderman as a child I like cake and i just baked one Source: blaineanice

ladytengwarwasiafooltothink 102,166 terra 1409: ten-tation: tobycarsonphilips laugh-until-you-drop: likedarrencriss: somepatriot ilikedarrencriss reminder that ginny weasley married her celebrity crush reminder that ginny weasly is a fictional character DON TRA MY PARADE kate middleton had posters of prince william in her room David Tennant was a Doctor Who fan from childhood, he grew up to become The Doctor and he married his favorite doctor's daughter Andrew Garfield looked up to Spiderman as a child I like cake and i just baked one Source: blaineanice