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reconditevillain sokkalogical colour no f--- off favourite you are dead to me, microsoft word. that's because freedom doesn't include u just me That's nice Nited States of America

reconditevillain sokkalogical colour no f--- off favourite you are dead to me, microsoft word. that's because freedom doesn't include u just me That's nice Nited States of America

sushiandpie: phantoms4evr janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthiess, organs are extremely expensive on the black market My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 milion. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don't hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black market. now ur talkin

sushiandpie: phantoms4evr janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthiess, organs are extremely expensive on the black market My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 milion. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don't hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black market. now ur talkin

erparade: cityofbadass: Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face? "And then there's this a------"

erparade: cityofbadass: Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face? "And then there's this a------"

Suck the sky

bublewrap: snorlaxatives snoraxatives snorlaxatives why is being alive so expensive You spelled "suck" wrong. iiterally can't even tell what you're trying to say o why is being alive so suck why is being alive suck why is suck suck is being alive so expensive why suck so expensive MAGINE TOUCH what the f--- is going on magine how is touch the suck magine how is suck the sky

bublewrap: snorlaxatives snoraxatives snorlaxatives why is being alive so expensive You spelled "suck" wrong. iiterally can't even tell what you're trying to say o why is being alive so suck why is being alive suck why is suck suck is being alive so expensive why suck so expensive MAGINE TOUCH what the f--- is going on magine how is touch the suck magine how is suck the sky

slenclerman slenclerman what do you call a really smart gay person ㄇ Anonymous asked you: WILL F------ BLOCK YOU IF YOU MAKE ANOTHER PUN formuioli reblogged your post: what do y shut your f------ mouth tescosfinest reblogged this from you and added: stop dilclo said: make another pun mary and i s2g a homogenius

slenclerman slenclerman what do you call a really smart gay person ㄇ Anonymous asked you: WILL F------ BLOCK YOU IF YOU MAKE ANOTHER PUN formuioli reblogged your post: what do y shut your f------ mouth tescosfinest reblogged this from you and added: stop dilclo said: make another pun mary and i s2g a homogenius

aliewa unflatteringanimationscreencaps neriede Like, this is the single most beautiful piece of animation ever, I mean Go ahead, click and drag it, I f------ GUARANTEE that whatever frame it lands on will make you feel better about your day. I imagine this could provide our neglected followers with some entertainment eragging itis prieeless omfg SHANG

aliewa unflatteringanimationscreencaps neriede Like, this is the single most beautiful piece of animation ever, I mean Go ahead, click and drag it, I f------ GUARANTEE that whatever frame it lands on will make you feel better about your day. I imagine this could provide our neglected followers with some entertainment eragging itis prieeless omfg SHANG

asianpredator: asianpredator: itsdeepforhappypeople: strangeharpy edgebug the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets i want to read this novel I want to write this novel. I want to edit this novel. Sounds like we have a plan. Iwant to produce the movie I'm directing the p--- parody I'm buying the p--- parody This is going to be good Ican tell.

asianpredator: asianpredator: itsdeepforhappypeople: strangeharpy edgebug the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets i want to read this novel I want to write this novel. I want to edit this novel. Sounds like we have a plan. Iwant to produce the movie I'm directing the p--- parody I'm buying the p--- parody This is going to be good Ican tell.

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shsl-chef me shsl-chef when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti what is this even supposed to mean thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti

shsl-chef me shsl-chef when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti what is this even supposed to mean thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti

when u mom com home and make hte spagheti alien dancing

tgoesagainstyouranatomy crrrash o you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures o something is always touching you o you can always see your nose your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does o you can't imagine a new colour Why would you f------ do that

tgoesagainstyouranatomy crrrash o you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures o something is always touching you o you can always see your nose your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does o you can't imagine a new colour Why would you f------ do that

katkinkat i wish i could say "?????????" in real life it would be very useful

katkinkat i wish i could say "?????????" in real life it would be very useful

daveakhiin heyitspi: marymargee I JUST FOUND MY SEVENTH GRADE MATH TEACHER ON A GAY P--- WEBSITE OH MY SWEET JESUS why were you on a gay p--- website for oatmeal recipes why the f--- do you think

daveakhiin heyitspi: marymargee I JUST FOUND MY SEVENTH GRADE MATH TEACHER ON A GAY P--- WEBSITE OH MY SWEET JESUS why were you on a gay p--- website for oatmeal recipes why the f--- do you think

The 'Condom Ask'

mytlawedfairytale help! my boyfriend and i want to have sex but he cant wear a condom because he says hes to big for them. i dont want to get pregnant what should i do Anonymous Too big, hmm. I suggest you run Ask mytawetarytale a question #ask 44 notes Rebloggable by request: The Condom Ask, I also agree: run.

mytlawedfairytale help! my boyfriend and i want to have sex but he cant wear a condom because he says hes to big for them. i dont want to get pregnant what should i do Anonymous Too big, hmm. I suggest you run Ask mytawetarytale a question #ask 44 notes Rebloggable by request: The Condom Ask, I also agree: run.

alexaremyhomeboys dantheslenderman: alexaremyhomeboys you know when there's a ship you don't ship but there are fics of that ship and the plot lines are really amazing and look like it would be such a good read bUT YOU DON'T SHIP THE SHIP AND YOU JUST why is this gif so acCURATE Uh...no, because I don't read fanfiction. :P THEN WHY DID YOU REBLOG IT YOU OCEAN OF C--

alexaremyhomeboys dantheslenderman: alexaremyhomeboys you know when there's a ship you don't ship but there are fics of that ship and the plot lines are really amazing and look like it would be such a good read bUT YOU DON'T SHIP THE SHIP AND YOU JUST why is this gif so acCURATE Uh...no, because I don't read fanfiction. :P THEN WHY DID YOU REBLOG IT YOU OCEAN OF C--

carry-on-my-wayward-butt one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened

carry-on-my-wayward-butt one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened

fartaallery: ter fartaallery: just bought a bunch of condoms cause i am plan to do a lot of the sex 2nite! Those are balloons. I couldn't decide on one response so here are a bunch of them: talk about a b------- im going to have to inflate first hopefully I dont burst early the balloon wont be the only thing kept off the ground theres a party in my pants i might have to pump it a little first im gonna have pop-pop haha yeah o o o o e e

fartaallery: ter fartaallery: just bought a bunch of condoms cause i am plan to do a lot of the sex 2nite! Those are balloons. I couldn't decide on one response so here are a bunch of them: talk about a b------- im going to have to inflate first hopefully I dont burst early the balloon wont be the only thing kept off the ground theres a party in my pants i might have to pump it a little first im gonna have pop-pop haha yeah o o o o e e

You may Know me but you have no idea Who I AM OHI KNOW WHO YOU ARE, M----------- YOU'RE A F------ A------ THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE TO ONE OF THESE ICEBERG THINGIES

You may Know me but you have no idea Who I AM OHI KNOW WHO YOU ARE, M----------- YOU'RE A F------ A------ THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE TO ONE OF THESE ICEBERG THINGIES

teacupballerina skunky2: usfallenkings Butterflies scavenging dead fish And you just thought they were all nectar, flowers, and sugary bits, didn't you? WELL F--- ALL YOUR WORLDVIEWS. LOOK AT THIS. Well Butterflies also drink blood from dead bodies and sometimes even urine butterflies are so f------ metal

teacupballerina skunky2: usfallenkings Butterflies scavenging dead fish And you just thought they were all nectar, flowers, and sugary bits, didn't you? WELL F--- ALL YOUR WORLDVIEWS. LOOK AT THIS. Well Butterflies also drink blood from dead bodies and sometimes even urine butterflies are so f------ metal

butterfly fish damn nature you scary drinking scavenger

conversationparade oh my f------ god you guys today in art 120, my intro to design class our professor asked us to 'draw a picture of a creature riding a bike to get to know us and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing and about a minute in I look around and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel and another elephant, respectively and l've drawn A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE HOW WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW

conversationparade oh my f------ god you guys today in art 120, my intro to design class our professor asked us to 'draw a picture of a creature riding a bike to get to know us and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing and about a minute in I look around and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel and another elephant, respectively and l've drawn A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE HOW WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW

human centipede

the oregon+ 79,732 Suu My hamster is a mix of several different breeds. As a result he has patches on his body where his hair grows longer than than the rest, and to keep him comfortable we give him regular "haircuts". But one oddity we never change is the long strand of hair that grows from his forehead. It's just a single long tuff of fur. All we have to do is give it a little spin and he instantly becomes a fabulous unicorn this is the cutest thing I have seen in my entire tucking ite Source: anywigwilldo

the oregon+ 79,732 Suu My hamster is a mix of several different breeds. As a result he has patches on his body where his hair grows longer than than the rest, and to keep him comfortable we give him regular "haircuts". But one oddity we never change is the long strand of hair that grows from his forehead. It's just a single long tuff of fur. All we have to do is give it a little spin and he instantly becomes a fabulous unicorn this is the cutest thing I have seen in my entire tucking ite Source: anywigwilldo

Crowleyplease sweepthe-streets 。 40,314 We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one. . the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical 'd walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they'd see my friend Brennan, then they'd see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men. Source: moda-pura

Crowleyplease sweepthe-streets 。 40,314 We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one. . the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical 'd walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they'd see my friend Brennan, then they'd see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men. Source: moda-pura

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