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sandpit-turtles-: sowrongitsrebekah 9,872 that-horny-mofo cutekings today my friend told me tom cruises front tooth is in the middle of his face and i didnt believe him but THIS BOTHERS ME SO MUCH Source: cutekings

sandpit-turtles-: sowrongitsrebekah 9,872 that-horny-mofo cutekings today my friend told me tom cruises front tooth is in the middle of his face and i didnt believe him but THIS BOTHERS ME SO MUCH Source: cutekings

physcoaustin tardisol IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS No

physcoaustin tardisol IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS No

Neste Questions? Juicy Juice.com 1-800-510-6763 M-F 8am-8pm Et NUTRITIONAL COMPASS FACT Lions aren't very good climbers, but they can jump 36 feet! visit juicyjuice.com dean-is-an-assbutt: firegrowshigher boopart WHAT! They can leap 36 feet As in leap forward 36 feet They don't jump 36 feet into the f------ sky do you know how tennifying that would be the human race wouldn't have survived because we'd have al had heart attacks while st in Africa stl one of my favorite posts on tumbir

Neste Questions? Juicy Juice.com 1-800-510-6763 M-F 8am-8pm Et NUTRITIONAL COMPASS FACT Lions aren't very good climbers, but they can jump 36 feet! visit juicyjuice.com dean-is-an-assbutt: firegrowshigher boopart WHAT! They can leap 36 feet As in leap forward 36 feet They don't jump 36 feet into the f------ sky do you know how tennifying that would be the human race wouldn't have survived because we'd have al had heart attacks while st in Africa stl one of my favorite posts on tumbir

Study: Free birth control leads to way fewer abortions Undated image prowded by Merck shows model hoiding Nexplanon hormonal imelant for birth control/AP TO/MERCK azzandra Way fewer NO. WAY have a heart and DIE From NOT surprise Weird. It's almost ke people who do not get pregnant don't even need abortions. IN OTHER NEWS WATER IS WET IN RELATED NEWS: SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN THAT THE EARTH REVOLVES AROUND THE SUN NOW OVER TO JIM WITH THE SPORTS REPORT WELL BOB IT APPEARS BASKETBALL IS INDEED PLAYED WITH A BASKET AND A BALL

Study: Free birth control leads to way fewer abortions Undated image prowded by Merck shows model hoiding Nexplanon hormonal imelant for birth control/AP TO/MERCK azzandra Way fewer NO. WAY have a heart and DIE From NOT surprise Weird. It's almost ke people who do not get pregnant don't even need abortions. IN OTHER NEWS WATER IS WET IN RELATED NEWS: SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN THAT THE EARTH REVOLVES AROUND THE SUN NOW OVER TO JIM WITH THE SPORTS REPORT WELL BOB IT APPEARS BASKETBALL IS INDEED PLAYED WITH A BASKET AND A BALL

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cool-dude-dave-strider: how did people think before languages

cool-dude-dave-strider: how did people think before languages

think languages tumblr how did people think before languages people

ada one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald's and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m" so of course i don't back down from a dare and i pried the m loose from the sign and we stole that mcdonald's m and we hung it outside of our house because our last name starts with m and it was clever okay but the manager of that mcdonalds FOLLOWED US HOME TO OUR HOUSE and they came to our door a few hours later and my mom answered and the manager was like "...it's peculiar that you have a mcdonald's m outside of your house when ours got stolen" and my mom was like "yeah what an odd coincidence" and the manager came by like the next day and my mom answered again and the manager was like "alright we know what your f------ brat kids did" and my mom was like “my children would nEVER" and she closed the door on her and she was like "marielle you little s---" but then we took the m off of our house to throw off the manager and it's in our garage now but yeah i stole a big golden arch from mcdonald's once

ada one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald's and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m" so of course i don't back down from a dare and i pried the m loose from the sign and we stole that mcdonald's m and we hung it outside of our house because our last name starts with m and it was clever okay but the manager of that mcdonalds FOLLOWED US HOME TO OUR HOUSE and they came to our door a few hours later and my mom answered and the manager was like "...it's peculiar that you have a mcdonald's m outside of your house when ours got stolen" and my mom was like "yeah what an odd coincidence" and the manager came by like the next day and my mom answered again and the manager was like "alright we know what your f------ brat kids did" and my mom was like “my children would nEVER" and she closed the door on her and she was like "marielle you little s---" but then we took the m off of our house to throw off the manager and it's in our garage now but yeah i stole a big golden arch from mcdonald's once

wizcoylifa hobbitology bloomd scrapes | chocolate-covered cheesecake on a stick i just made an elongated choking sound deepthroats these i would d--------- like 4 of these at one time would eat it normally yall weird as f---

wizcoylifa hobbitology bloomd scrapes | chocolate-covered cheesecake on a stick i just made an elongated choking sound deepthroats these i would d--------- like 4 of these at one time would eat it normally yall weird as f---

cheesecake chocolate

walmart-stripper glennfreysgroupie what if your url somehow had something to do with your future its very possible no

walmart-stripper glennfreysgroupie what if your url somehow had something to do with your future its very possible no

nuuku turtle-ambulance: fun fact: "nolo" is latin for "do not want" so if someone says yolo you carn say nolo and they'll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you're speaking latin which is classy as s--- so haha the jokes on them and it means "(you're) embarrassing" in finnish so it's double joke on them

nuuku turtle-ambulance: fun fact: "nolo" is latin for "do not want" so if someone says yolo you carn say nolo and they'll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you're speaking latin which is classy as s--- so haha the jokes on them and it means "(you're) embarrassing" in finnish so it's double joke on them

I want a horror game with a mic set that relies on you being quiet when there is a monster or something, because the sound you make, not your character, but you lures it and gives away your position so if you scream or breath heavily it can give you away so you play most of the game in mute terror capoutoftime radaroreilly: kyroki: or purposefully shout to draw it say for like a challenge or to save a friend in multiplayer or something oh my god shannon never make video games that is terrifying THIS SOUNDS AWESOME

I want a horror game with a mic set that relies on you being quiet when there is a monster or something, because the sound you make, not your character, but you lures it and gives away your position so if you scream or breath heavily it can give you away so you play most of the game in mute terror capoutoftime radaroreilly: kyroki: or purposefully shout to draw it say for like a challenge or to save a friend in multiplayer or something oh my god shannon never make video games that is terrifying THIS SOUNDS AWESOME

concept video games game mechanic sounds

"My name is Bond. James Bond." "My name is Dumbledore Brian Dumbledore Wulfric Brian Dumbledore Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. "My name is Ramirez de la Rosa Ramirez Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez

"My name is Bond. James Bond." "My name is Dumbledore Brian Dumbledore Wulfric Brian Dumbledore Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. "My name is Ramirez de la Rosa Ramirez Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez

cate perseaus when im married my partner and i will have: o morning sex o afternoon sex o dinner sex o after meal sex o i made pancakes sex o good morning sex o they kids are at school sex o shower sex ◇ bored sex o make up sex o break up sex o obama won sex o romney lost sex o monday sex o tuesday sex o wednesday sex thursday sex o friday sex ° saturday sex o monday sex o there is nothing on tv sex i love you sex what about sunday sunday is the lord's day praise jesus CRYIN

cate perseaus when im married my partner and i will have: o morning sex o afternoon sex o dinner sex o after meal sex o i made pancakes sex o good morning sex o they kids are at school sex o shower sex ◇ bored sex o make up sex o break up sex o obama won sex o romney lost sex o monday sex o tuesday sex o wednesday sex thursday sex o friday sex ° saturday sex o monday sex o there is nothing on tv sex i love you sex what about sunday sunday is the lord's day praise jesus CRYIN

dilemmemily one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes "l'm going to the nurse" and leaves

dilemmemily one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes "l'm going to the nurse" and leaves

Wut

HE obesealpaca dreyar-baylee obesealpaca can't afford napkins i'm pretty sure napkins cost way less than $20 dollars so you can use that $20 bill to buy some, ya know? thanks i didn't know that

HE obesealpaca dreyar-baylee obesealpaca can't afford napkins i'm pretty sure napkins cost way less than $20 dollars so you can use that $20 bill to buy some, ya know? thanks i didn't know that

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sassraptor lbb Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected. im so f------ angry EVERY F------ TIME

sassraptor lbb Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected. im so f------ angry EVERY F------ TIME

we all masturbate in the same language and what language is this? loneliness that was deep so were my fingers last night omg

we all masturbate in the same language and what language is this? loneliness that was deep so were my fingers last night omg

fap schlik fingering loneliness lonely language that's deep pun

juilan mayors-supernatural-blu-box: riddlemehiddleston juilan: The Perks of Being A Cauliflower there are none this is the saddest post i've ever seen oh god f--- you cauliflower is delicious thank u

juilan mayors-supernatural-blu-box: riddlemehiddleston juilan: The Perks of Being A Cauliflower there are none this is the saddest post i've ever seen oh god f--- you cauliflower is delicious thank u

ghostam How relationships work I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts They can be nice too. But your butt is my favourite butt. It's the nicest butt. Because it's mine. And I can touch it. oil-twist Source: deadybearspicnic 5 days ago 117,163 notes

ghostam How relationships work I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts They can be nice too. But your butt is my favourite butt. It's the nicest butt. Because it's mine. And I can touch it. oil-twist Source: deadybearspicnic 5 days ago 117,163 notes

woah man I ALWAYS ASSUMED THIS WAS DONE BY HAND I don't even know what to do with this information now that I have it

woah man I ALWAYS ASSUMED THIS WAS DONE BY HAND I don't even know what to do with this information now that I have it