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pyreclaws prettyinpinkprep If you ever think I'm a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl's car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn't like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory places. And so did 3 of the football players. You are the best role model what are you talking about

pyreclaws prettyinpinkprep If you ever think I'm a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl's car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn't like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory places. And so did 3 of the football players. You are the best role model what are you talking about

rnemes snorlaxatives: clouds look so friendly i wish i was a cloud this cloud doesnt look very friendly to me

rnemes snorlaxatives: clouds look so friendly i wish i was a cloud this cloud doesnt look very friendly to me

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EMETA I A flower for you, my lady Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive That..that is the best descriptions of sloths ever.

EMETA I A flower for you, my lady Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive That..that is the best descriptions of sloths ever.

bonesfeelcold: dinosaurs64: kardashitans do u ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs theyre the ghosts of bugs that youve killed i wish i could unread this

bonesfeelcold: dinosaurs64: kardashitans do u ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs theyre the ghosts of bugs that youve killed i wish i could unread this

So today in my human sexuality class my 60-year-old teacher brought up condoms and suggested putting them on with your mouth and we were like ok that's a cool idea and then he grabbed a banana and opened and condom and put the condom in his mouth a f------ DEEPTHROATED THE GODDAMN BANANA TO PUT THE CONDOM ON IT AND WE WERE ALL JUST SITTING THERE IN SHOCK AND ONE KID STARTED CLAPPING

So today in my human sexuality class my 60-year-old teacher brought up condoms and suggested putting them on with your mouth and we were like ok that's a cool idea and then he grabbed a banana and opened and condom and put the condom in his mouth a f------ DEEPTHROATED THE GODDAMN BANANA TO PUT THE CONDOM ON IT AND WE WERE ALL JUST SITTING THERE IN SHOCK AND ONE KID STARTED CLAPPING

eaberts if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i'd always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

eaberts if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i'd always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

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Some people take this website to seriously. Seriovsly tum blr

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dracosferret FIRE CANNOT KILL A DRAGON] i shout as my shower decides to burn hotter than the surface of the sun.

dracosferret FIRE CANNOT KILL A DRAGON] i shout as my shower decides to burn hotter than the surface of the sun.

ERE CARTS explodingplant callmekitto: sanjista ette Imagine how is touch the sky return here, please carts, i'm begging you carts I can change please just come back

ERE CARTS explodingplant callmekitto: sanjista ette Imagine how is touch the sky return here, please carts, i'm begging you carts I can change please just come back

suntbone salmiakkivodka: If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage But homosexuality is bad I'm really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with Guys Igott Society is literally telling dudes to go f--- themselves

suntbone salmiakkivodka: If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage But homosexuality is bad I'm really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with Guys Igott Society is literally telling dudes to go f--- themselves

my-fangirl-is-showing oy-of-midworld frankenlobo nekosey: THOSE POSTS ARE SO CONFUSING BECAUSE ILL READ IT AND THERE'S JUST A BLANK SPACE IN MY THOUGHT VOICE WHENEVER A SHOWS UP My computer has this "read out loud" ablity and the other day I madeit read TS outloud. it said "deg deg" so now that's what I hear when I see deg deg that's what it's called now a deg deg WHO BROUGHT DEG DEG ALONG

my-fangirl-is-showing oy-of-midworld frankenlobo nekosey: THOSE POSTS ARE SO CONFUSING BECAUSE ILL READ IT AND THERE'S JUST A BLANK SPACE IN MY THOUGHT VOICE WHENEVER A SHOWS UP My computer has this "read out loud" ablity and the other day I madeit read TS outloud. it said "deg deg" so now that's what I hear when I see deg deg that's what it's called now a deg deg WHO BROUGHT DEG DEG ALONG

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la-meilleure-amie: Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I'm a jerk.

la-meilleure-amie: Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I'm a jerk.

owtax hes here

owtax hes here

reconditevillain sokkalogical colour no f--- off favourite you are dead to me, microsoft word. that's because freedom doesn't include u just me That's nice Nited States of America

reconditevillain sokkalogical colour no f--- off favourite you are dead to me, microsoft word. that's because freedom doesn't include u just me That's nice Nited States of America

sushiandpie: phantoms4evr janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthiess, organs are extremely expensive on the black market My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 milion. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don't hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black market. now ur talkin

sushiandpie: phantoms4evr janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthiess, organs are extremely expensive on the black market My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 milion. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don't hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black market. now ur talkin

erparade: cityofbadass: Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face? "And then there's this a------"

erparade: cityofbadass: Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face? "And then there's this a------"

Suck the sky

bublewrap: snorlaxatives snoraxatives snorlaxatives why is being alive so expensive You spelled "suck" wrong. iiterally can't even tell what you're trying to say o why is being alive so suck why is being alive suck why is suck suck is being alive so expensive why suck so expensive MAGINE TOUCH what the f--- is going on magine how is touch the suck magine how is suck the sky

bublewrap: snorlaxatives snoraxatives snorlaxatives why is being alive so expensive You spelled "suck" wrong. iiterally can't even tell what you're trying to say o why is being alive so suck why is being alive suck why is suck suck is being alive so expensive why suck so expensive MAGINE TOUCH what the f--- is going on magine how is touch the suck magine how is suck the sky

slenclerman slenclerman what do you call a really smart gay person ㄇ Anonymous asked you: WILL F------ BLOCK YOU IF YOU MAKE ANOTHER PUN formuioli reblogged your post: what do y shut your f------ mouth tescosfinest reblogged this from you and added: stop dilclo said: make another pun mary and i s2g a homogenius

slenclerman slenclerman what do you call a really smart gay person ㄇ Anonymous asked you: WILL F------ BLOCK YOU IF YOU MAKE ANOTHER PUN formuioli reblogged your post: what do y shut your f------ mouth tescosfinest reblogged this from you and added: stop dilclo said: make another pun mary and i s2g a homogenius

aliewa unflatteringanimationscreencaps neriede Like, this is the single most beautiful piece of animation ever, I mean Go ahead, click and drag it, I f------ GUARANTEE that whatever frame it lands on will make you feel better about your day. I imagine this could provide our neglected followers with some entertainment eragging itis prieeless omfg SHANG

aliewa unflatteringanimationscreencaps neriede Like, this is the single most beautiful piece of animation ever, I mean Go ahead, click and drag it, I f------ GUARANTEE that whatever frame it lands on will make you feel better about your day. I imagine this could provide our neglected followers with some entertainment eragging itis prieeless omfg SHANG