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Man Runs Out of Gas on Interstate, Sets Up Drum Kit to Kill Time On Tuesday morning, a man driving on the Baltimore Beltway ran out of gas. So he did what anyone would do: He pulled over to the shoulder of I-695, set up his drum kit, and began to play until help arrived. abasnail: that's what I call a traffic jam

Man Runs Out of Gas on Interstate, Sets Up Drum Kit to Kill Time On Tuesday morning, a man driving on the Baltimore Beltway ran out of gas. So he did what anyone would do: He pulled over to the shoulder of I-695, set up his drum kit, and began to play until help arrived. abasnail: that's what I call a traffic jam

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Former Ravens cheerleader, Molly Shattuck, charged with r--- of 15-year-old boy. Former Ravens Cheerleader Charged With R--- of Teen abcnews.go.com Kevin Gordon Lol and he complained? Richard 'Eith' O'Brien where were these type of women when i was 15 1 hour ago . Like . 2 . Reply Robert Verdiguel He is Lucky..i wish it was me 2hours ago Like 1 Reply Stephen Mckiernan She can r--- me 1 hour ago . Like , 1 Reply Wency Zingapan Lucky kid hour ago-Lie Reply Michael Quinn How come that never happens to me?, o hour ago Le 61 Reply Adam Aman I wish I was that teen boy hour ago Like Repy Zak Pheonix Everyone knows you can't r--- the willing. 13 minutes ago Like Reply Zak Pheonix Nice! 13 minutes ago Like Reply Adam Dickinson When you 15 and gettin an NFL cheerleader to take you to pound town it's not r---, it's called getting a hook up. 1 hour ago . Like- 2 . Reply lasagnababy lihvelah When someone is r----, you don't validate the r-----, wish it upon yourself, or congratulate the victim. It doesn't matter that it was a boy. Anyone is susceptible to r--- also she's 47

Former Ravens cheerleader, Molly Shattuck, charged with r--- of 15-year-old boy. Former Ravens Cheerleader Charged With R--- of Teen abcnews.go.com Kevin Gordon Lol and he complained? Richard 'Eith' O'Brien where were these type of women when i was 15 1 hour ago . Like . 2 . Reply Robert Verdiguel He is Lucky..i wish it was me 2hours ago Like 1 Reply Stephen Mckiernan She can r--- me 1 hour ago . Like , 1 Reply Wency Zingapan Lucky kid hour ago-Lie Reply Michael Quinn How come that never happens to me?, o hour ago Le 61 Reply Adam Aman I wish I was that teen boy hour ago Like Repy Zak Pheonix Everyone knows you can't r--- the willing. 13 minutes ago Like Reply Zak Pheonix Nice! 13 minutes ago Like Reply Adam Dickinson When you 15 and gettin an NFL cheerleader to take you to pound town it's not r---, it's called getting a hook up. 1 hour ago . Like- 2 . Reply lasagnababy lihvelah When someone is r----, you don't validate the r-----, wish it upon yourself, or congratulate the victim. It doesn't matter that it was a boy. Anyone is susceptible to r--- also she's 47

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ALL ABOUT THAT BASS Words and Music by KEVIN KADISHand MEGHAN TRAINOR 」-132 0 Be-cause you know I'm al a bout that bass bout that bass no ble I'm asmartkid where do the lies end

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Delivery Instructions For Driver: tell me im pretty hohenheiny YOU GUYS SO I ACTUALLY DID THIS A FEW MONTHS AGO AND I DIDNT EVEN THINK THEY LOOKED AT THIS SORT OF THING SO BY THE TIME THE DELIVERY MAN CAME I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT I WROTE THAT AND THE GUY WAS REALLY CUTE. WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR HE WAS SUPER FLUSTERED AND DROPPED HIS PEN, THE BAG HOLDING THE PIZZA AND THE RECEIPTS. THEN after i signed the receipt and he was getting ready to leAVEEEE HE GOES "So... umm... did you actually put that?" and i was like "put what?" and he goes ".. to.. um... tell you.. um that you're pretty" omg it hit me that this was why he was all nervous and i started cracking up omfg then he told me that i was pretty. ahhh pizza i did this once but when the guy came to the door I sent my friend Martin to get the pizza and I heard muffled laughter and then Martin came back into the room with the pizza and whispered he told me I was pretty"

Delivery Instructions For Driver: tell me im pretty hohenheiny YOU GUYS SO I ACTUALLY DID THIS A FEW MONTHS AGO AND I DIDNT EVEN THINK THEY LOOKED AT THIS SORT OF THING SO BY THE TIME THE DELIVERY MAN CAME I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT I WROTE THAT AND THE GUY WAS REALLY CUTE. WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR HE WAS SUPER FLUSTERED AND DROPPED HIS PEN, THE BAG HOLDING THE PIZZA AND THE RECEIPTS. THEN after i signed the receipt and he was getting ready to leAVEEEE HE GOES "So... umm... did you actually put that?" and i was like "put what?" and he goes ".. to.. um... tell you.. um that you're pretty" omg it hit me that this was why he was all nervous and i started cracking up omfg then he told me that i was pretty. ahhh pizza i did this once but when the guy came to the door I sent my friend Martin to get the pizza and I heard muffled laughter and then Martin came back into the room with the pizza and whispered he told me I was pretty"

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theuppityzombie leviathans-in-the-tardis: draconisblog: tumbledore The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun. At first I was all: Well that's the stupidest thing I ever heard But then I was all like: GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS person annoying you? refill their bladder

theuppityzombie leviathans-in-the-tardis: draconisblog: tumbledore The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun. At first I was all: Well that's the stupidest thing I ever heard But then I was all like: GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS person annoying you? refill their bladder

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itsstuckyínmyhead shinhwafarts。 Source: hotpuppies sluttytobias sluttytobias what did earth say to the other planets? wow. you guys have no life. oh my god 240,960 notes

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tszarina i remember when i was in second grade and i saw my sister kiss her female friend on the cheek and i was totally floored because i didn't know two girls could kiss each other and i went to school and told my friends and we all started kissing each other and i basically starteda lesbian uprising Source: tszarina 163,289 notes

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harperperennial unforgettabledetritus Let's talk about libraries. Libraries! "Oh, hello, are you a person? Great, you've met our qualifications. Please enjoy unlimited borrowing of any number of any books. Do we not have the book you seek? Let us know and we will buy it so that you can read it. You will owe us nothing. Stay as long as you want." Libraries are like pleasant, real-life morphine dreams. Respect Libraries for life.

harperperennial unforgettabledetritus Let's talk about libraries. Libraries! "Oh, hello, are you a person? Great, you've met our qualifications. Please enjoy unlimited borrowing of any number of any books. Do we not have the book you seek? Let us know and we will buy it so that you can read it. You will owe us nothing. Stay as long as you want." Libraries are like pleasant, real-life morphine dreams. Respect Libraries for life.

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Duck Duck Grey Duck vs. Duck Duck Goose State By State 2013 CA Alaska Hawaii Duck Duck Grey Duck Duck Duck Goose rinwolfv ladysarabii t's Duck, Duck, Grey Duck dammit. No one will ever tell me otherwise what in the s--- is "duck duck grey duck" Minnesota what the hell

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I finally came out as transfat to my parents. They have thin prwlege so of course they ddn't understand, but it feels realy good to get t al out in the open Messed-Up Stuff Thin People Say: " earned" my thin privilege, by working out, eating healthy, and taking care of my body." priege wha Thin prnege,s ABOUT SIMPLY AMAZING 19. Genderiess. Physically Caucasian. Transnigger (Yes I have the privilege to say his because I'm not white mentally) When talking about birth control in a trans eterming people sho bortion or the noming-afer pll or whotever is people wne can get pregant consinened saginas who cant ge pregrant e trans people whout te u to nal being bom with ernes people who or harving otten surgery to remove People wih ster and the ie ss the nenioned uerus is a pregnancy. hich eranes os w You rink bigender people are confusing? Try being bigender. Literaily it's ie pinning a wheel of gender every monning and hoping you con't have to spin it 20 more times that day Anomymous askedt Are you f------ serious-Flural syatems-are complete butshit. DID s incredbly rare, and it iS a dsorder. Pretending you have mocical other people iving nside your head. just becouse oma sometimes you feel ditterentill s recly rucking stupid. Cnd it dririshes the ssues people with DID( know, people with real problams) have. Andnot onty doe sang You-r---- yourself-add onto that, H ako spits n the face of r e victh everywhere. R--- f------ SERIOUS, you piece of shilt 1. You ore being very singfs 2. Yer linow r--- s sedous, that's why the pos bility so 3. Idd not say I r---- myselř: lsad it wa pouible that I andior my heodmates may hove may have had) nonconeraual eal Indesacthors andfor tha 4. You're oho being anti-magic 5. And really hombly ablekt have with and teaua 1how my wolf hat shat the f--- up you have he idea what if feels lke to actulily be a wof inside to want to give up everything just to shed your human skin to become what you know you're tuly supposed to b Thank you for pointing this out Species appropriation is a very selous ssue. Non kin sinaing 0.5 identens beitties bitos ue face every day, between how the world sees uswd what truy are in our sods. Tumbir Insanity hall of fame

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dibellybella a-very-spooky-ghost afro-dominicang hollywood be like Africans" People Thats not even an african themed movie like what. where the f--- do u think egypt is located I'm jus curious

dibellybella a-very-spooky-ghost afro-dominicang hollywood be like Africans" People Thats not even an african themed movie like what. where the f--- do u think egypt is located I'm jus curious

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theturt!express: yer-a-blizzard-har...。 Source: spaceexp kernalmustache: spaceexp Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you. d--- move bruh d--- move 108,719 notes

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Dishes so clean you can eat off thom 186 ns The world isn't ready for this

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theturt!express cumber-crown。 Source: deaneggsands ne when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you've just offended their great ancestors 236,636 notes

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