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mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT mom: you realize this makes you a nerd me: mom: me: I had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama me: I had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers mom: me: mom: this isn't normal
mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT mom: you realize this makes you a nerd me: mom: me: I had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama me: I had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers mom: me: mom: this isn't normal

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Parents: Don't forget to make us proud Friends: Don't forget to socialize Teachers: Don't forget to get A's Strangers: Don't forget to blend in Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good Society: Don't forget to be perfect Tumblr: F--- the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud Friends: Don't forget to socialize Teachers: Don't forget to get A's Strangers: Don't forget to blend in Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good Society: Don't forget to be perfect Tumblr: F--- the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

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filibutt oopsspilledmymusic what if you scrolled past one of those posts that said "like if you love god, scroll down if you love satan" and then a day later you get a call and you pick up the phone and a gruff voice on the other end goes "i heard that you loved me and i just want to say that no one has ever loved me before" and then you guys go on a date and eventually get married and you become queen of hell. time to go to bed with Satan
filibutt oopsspilledmymusic what if you scrolled past one of those posts that said "like if you love god, scroll down if you love satan" and then a day later you get a call and you pick up the phone and a gruff voice on the other end goes "i heard that you loved me and i just want to say that no one has ever loved me before" and then you guys go on a date and eventually get married and you become queen of hell. time to go to bed with Satan

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like this if you x satan romance

hacheload thepottergeist madcenturion madcenturion If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic no but seriously imagine it this way a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object you must be fun at parties birthday parties
hacheload thepottergeist madcenturion madcenturion If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic no but seriously imagine it this way a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object you must be fun at parties birthday parties

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witchgoth
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English FinnishLatin Detect language lucifer Did you mean: LUCIFER wobbleinthehox: apparently i'm not enthusiastic enough about satan for google
English FinnishLatin Detect language lucifer Did you mean: LUCIFER wobbleinthehox: apparently i'm not enthusiastic enough about satan for google

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heeheehaahaahoohoo in germany we don't say "let me hug you" we say "lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern" which translates to "i never want to let you go" and i think thats beautiful. "let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of the darkness" oh
heeheehaahaahoohoo in germany we don't say "let me hug you" we say "lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern" which translates to "i never want to let you go" and i think thats beautiful. "let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of the darkness" oh

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what i've learned on tumblr: Self defense techniques, art appreciation, dealing with basic life situations, politics, the economy, biology facts, to be open-minded and accepting of everyone no matter the shape, form, gender, race, sexuality, religion, social status, SPECIES. the difference between grey and gray, the effect one simple little word can have on people both good or bad, how to deal with depression, anxiety and suicidal feelings, some of the different theories of our existence, WHAT TO DO IF I GET BURIED ALIVE what i've learned in school: using a calculator to find a side of a triangle parents: tumblr is bad for you and won't get you anywhere in live, you need to focus more on school
what i've learned on tumblr: Self defense techniques, art appreciation, dealing with basic life situations, politics, the economy, biology facts, to be open-minded and accepting of everyone no matter the shape, form, gender, race, sexuality, religion, social status, SPECIES. the difference between grey and gray, the effect one simple little word can have on people both good or bad, how to deal with depression, anxiety and suicidal feelings, some of the different theories of our existence, WHAT TO DO IF I GET BURIED ALIVE what i've learned in school: using a calculator to find a side of a triangle parents: tumblr is bad for you and won't get you anywhere in live, you need to focus more on school

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Mahogany Exterminate CD4A4A CC6666 BC5D58 FF5349 FD5E53 FD7C6E FDBCB4 FF6E4 FFA089 EA7E5D B4674D A5694F FF7538 FF7F49 DD9475 FF8243 FFA474 9F8170 CD9575 EFCDB8 D68A59 205,74,74 204,102,102 188,93,88 255,83,73 253,94,83 253,124,110 253,188,180 255,110.74 255,160,137 234.126,93 180,103,77 165,105,79 255,117,56 255,127,73 221,148,117 255,130,67 255,164,116 159,129,112 205,149,117 239,205,184 214,138,89 222,170,136 250,167,108 255,207,171 255,189,136 253,217,181 255,163,67 239,219,197 255,182,83 231,198,151 138,121,93 250,231,181 255,207,72 The Grass of Gallifrey Time Zombies Apples Are Evil Assbutt onna Death Frisbee Face of Boe Ten's Coat Still Not Ginger Amelia Pond OTP Orange Pandorica Another Weasley Gingerbatch Iron Poker Unamoosed Raxicoricofallipatorius You're the Potato One John's Jumper FAA76C FFCFAB FFBD88 FDD9B5 FFA343 EFDBC5 FFB653 E7C697 8A795D FAE7B5 FFCF48 Fish Fingers The Last Centurion John's Tea Crookshanks Moisturize Me Torchwood Trenchcoat Count the Shadows Bananas are Good What the Hell is a Hufflepuff
Mahogany Exterminate CD4A4A CC6666 BC5D58 FF5349 FD5E53 FD7C6E FDBCB4 FF6E4 FFA089 EA7E5D B4674D A5694F FF7538 FF7F49 DD9475 FF8243 FFA474 9F8170 CD9575 EFCDB8 D68A59 205,74,74 204,102,102 188,93,88 255,83,73 253,94,83 253,124,110 253,188,180 255,110.74 255,160,137 234.126,93 180,103,77 165,105,79 255,117,56 255,127,73 221,148,117 255,130,67 255,164,116 159,129,112 205,149,117 239,205,184 214,138,89 222,170,136 250,167,108 255,207,171 255,189,136 253,217,181 255,163,67 239,219,197 255,182,83 231,198,151 138,121,93 250,231,181 255,207,72 The Grass of Gallifrey Time Zombies Apples Are Evil Assbutt onna Death Frisbee Face of Boe Ten's Coat Still Not Ginger Amelia Pond OTP Orange Pandorica Another Weasley Gingerbatch Iron Poker Unamoosed Raxicoricofallipatorius You're the Potato One John's Jumper FAA76C FFCFAB FFBD88 FDD9B5 FFA343 EFDBC5 FFB653 E7C697 8A795D FAE7B5 FFCF48 Fish Fingers The Last Centurion John's Tea Crookshanks Moisturize Me Torchwood Trenchcoat Count the Shadows Bananas are Good What the Hell is a Hufflepuff

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FFCF48 FCD975 255,207.72 252,217,117 What the Hell is a Hufflepuff Gallifreyan Gold Sunlight going through a glass of whiskey FDDB6D 253,219,109 Just to Say Goodbye Legolas' Flowing Locks An Ood Color Apple Grass Laser Screwdriver Lightning Scar One Shade To Rule Them All I Hate Pears Melody Pond FCE883 FOE891 ECEABE BAB86C FDFC74 FDFC74 FFFF99 C5E384 B2EC5D 87A96B A8E4A0 252,232,131 240,232,145 236,234,190 186,184.108 253,252,116 253,252,116 255,255,153 197,227,132 178,236,93 135,169,107 168,228,160 Winchester Lavers Feels Grey WHAT THE HELL IS HOMESTUCK? 1DF914 29,249,20 Grapes John Green Not a Creative Color Hedgehogs 76FF7A 71BC78 6DAE81 9FE2BF 1CAC78 30BA8F 45CEA2 3BB08F 1CD3A2 178 118,255,122 113,188,120 109,174,129 159,226,191 28,172,120 48,186,143 69,206,162 59,176,143 28,211,162 23,128,1059 Fanfiction Green Hulk Smash Time Vortex Benedict's Eyes Padaleckeyes Also Benedict's Eyes 1FCECB 78DBE2 77DDE7 80DAEB 31,206,203 20,219,226 119,221.231 128,218,235 Flood of Tears Mishapocalypse A Good Coat and a Short Friend I Was Only Saying Hello Tom Hiddleston's Eyes Jotun Loki 199EBD 1CA9C9 1DACD6 25,158,189 28,169,201 29,172,214
FFCF48 FCD975 255,207.72 252,217,117 What the Hell is a Hufflepuff Gallifreyan Gold Sunlight going through a glass of whiskey FDDB6D 253,219,109 Just to Say Goodbye Legolas' Flowing Locks An Ood Color Apple Grass Laser Screwdriver Lightning Scar One Shade To Rule Them All I Hate Pears Melody Pond FCE883 FOE891 ECEABE BAB86C FDFC74 FDFC74 FFFF99 C5E384 B2EC5D 87A96B A8E4A0 252,232,131 240,232,145 236,234,190 186,184.108 253,252,116 253,252,116 255,255,153 197,227,132 178,236,93 135,169,107 168,228,160 Winchester Lavers Feels Grey WHAT THE HELL IS HOMESTUCK? 1DF914 29,249,20 Grapes John Green Not a Creative Color Hedgehogs 76FF7A 71BC78 6DAE81 9FE2BF 1CAC78 30BA8F 45CEA2 3BB08F 1CD3A2 178 118,255,122 113,188,120 109,174,129 159,226,191 28,172,120 48,186,143 69,206,162 59,176,143 28,211,162 23,128,1059 Fanfiction Green Hulk Smash Time Vortex Benedict's Eyes Padaleckeyes Also Benedict's Eyes 1FCECB 78DBE2 77DDE7 80DAEB 31,206,203 20,219,226 119,221.231 128,218,235 Flood of Tears Mishapocalypse A Good Coat and a Short Friend I Was Only Saying Hello Tom Hiddleston's Eyes Jotun Loki 199EBD 1CA9C9 1DACD6 25,158,189 28,169,201 29,172,214

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Jotun Loki Tesseract Ravenclaw Blue 29,172,214 154,206,235 26,72,118 25,116,210 43,108,196 31,117.254 197,208,230 176,183,198 93,118,203 162,173,208 151,154,170 173,173,214 115,102,189 116,66,200 120,81,169 157,129,186 146,110,174 205,164,222 143,80,157 195,100,197 251,126,253 252,116,253 142,69,133 255,29,206 255,29,206 255,72,208 1DACD6 9ACEEB Tumblr Blue TARDIS Blue Doomsday Gandalf the Grey Sherlock's Scarf Mjolnir Don't Blink Silence Will Fall Vatican Cameos Plaid Shirts Medusa Cascade 1A4876 The Bluest Blue That Ever Blued 1974D2 2B6CC4 1F75FE C5DOE6 B0B7C6 5D76CB A2ADDO 979AAA ADADD6 7366BD 7442C8 7851A9 Let's do the Time Warp Again9D81BA 926EAE Purple Flurp Psychic Paper Purple Shirt of Sex The Hawkeve Initiative Hiddles Compassion Hagrid's Umbrella Martha Jones Umbridge A Study in Pink Rose CDA4DE 8F509D C364C5 FB7EFD FC74FD 8E4585 FF1DCE FF1DCE FF48DO
Jotun Loki Tesseract Ravenclaw Blue 29,172,214 154,206,235 26,72,118 25,116,210 43,108,196 31,117.254 197,208,230 176,183,198 93,118,203 162,173,208 151,154,170 173,173,214 115,102,189 116,66,200 120,81,169 157,129,186 146,110,174 205,164,222 143,80,157 195,100,197 251,126,253 252,116,253 142,69,133 255,29,206 255,29,206 255,72,208 1DACD6 9ACEEB Tumblr Blue TARDIS Blue Doomsday Gandalf the Grey Sherlock's Scarf Mjolnir Don't Blink Silence Will Fall Vatican Cameos Plaid Shirts Medusa Cascade 1A4876 The Bluest Blue That Ever Blued 1974D2 2B6CC4 1F75FE C5DOE6 B0B7C6 5D76CB A2ADDO 979AAA ADADD6 7366BD 7442C8 7851A9 Let's do the Time Warp Again9D81BA 926EAE Purple Flurp Psychic Paper Purple Shirt of Sex The Hawkeve Initiative Hiddles Compassion Hagrid's Umbrella Martha Jones Umbridge A Study in Pink Rose CDA4DE 8F509D C364C5 FB7EFD FC74FD 8E4585 FF1DCE FF1DCE FF48DO

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Rose Bedtime Story Romilda Vane Lavender Brown Raspberry Pie Ramona Flowers Patrick Star The Woman Doppelganger Poodle Skirt Ehehehe John's Jam Popcorn Bowties Are Cool Rose's Wardrobe Brains on ne ave Moffat's Mind Thunder God Griffindor Smaug l Got a Jar of Dirt Raised From Perdition Iron Man Pterodactyls Merlin's Scarf Salt and Burn Moon Moon Grey Bad Wolf Bay Sonic Screwdriver 67 Impala FF48D0 E6A8D7 C0448F 6E5160 DD4492 FF43A4 F664AF FCB4D5 FFBCD9 F75394 FFAACC E32568 FDD7E4 CA3767 DE5D8322293,131 FC89AC F780A1 C8385A EE204D FF496C EF98AA FC6C85 252,108,133 FC2847 FF9BAA CB4154 EDEDED DBD7D2 219,215,210 CDC5C2 205,197,194 95918C 255,72,208 230,168,215 192,68,143 221,68,146 255,67,164 246,100,175 252,180,213 255,188,217 247,83,148 255,170,204 227.37,107 253,215,228 202,55,103 252,137,172 247,128,161 200,56,90 238,32.77 255,73,108 239,152,170 25240,71 255,155,170 203,65,84 237,237,237 149,145,140
Rose Bedtime Story Romilda Vane Lavender Brown Raspberry Pie Ramona Flowers Patrick Star The Woman Doppelganger Poodle Skirt Ehehehe John's Jam Popcorn Bowties Are Cool Rose's Wardrobe Brains on ne ave Moffat's Mind Thunder God Griffindor Smaug l Got a Jar of Dirt Raised From Perdition Iron Man Pterodactyls Merlin's Scarf Salt and Burn Moon Moon Grey Bad Wolf Bay Sonic Screwdriver 67 Impala FF48D0 E6A8D7 C0448F 6E5160 DD4492 FF43A4 F664AF FCB4D5 FFBCD9 F75394 FFAACC E32568 FDD7E4 CA3767 DE5D8322293,131 FC89AC F780A1 C8385A EE204D FF496C EF98AA FC6C85 252,108,133 FC2847 FF9BAA CB4154 EDEDED DBD7D2 219,215,210 CDC5C2 205,197,194 95918C 255,72,208 230,168,215 192,68,143 221,68,146 255,67,164 246,100,175 252,180,213 255,188,217 247,83,148 255,170,204 227.37,107 253,215,228 202,55,103 252,137,172 247,128,161 200,56,90 238,32.77 255,73,108 239,152,170 25240,71 255,155,170 203,65,84 237,237,237 149,145,140

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Come on movie don't eat my popcorn

eftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my popcorn nevermind i get it Source: mcsnuggie
eftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my popcorn nevermind i get it Source: mcsnuggie

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puppetmoshpit her-imperius-condessy Source: designboom.c. The Most Gorgeous Book Ever Has No Words Or Pictures, Just Color This is the RGB Colorspace Atlas by Tauba Auerbach. The 8"x8 hardcover tome is pretty much an encyclopedia of every color in the RGB index. It's huge, it's gorgeous and I want one I KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS Scan the color that you want Now, the color is yours to use It's like they were made for each other i swear to f------ hell if you f------ start shipping a book and i pen i will forcibly shove you back into the pits of hell you came from Sensors alight, the pen trailed itself sensually down the gradient shift from yellow to blue along ample curve of paper, dipping closer and closer to the book's spine Can you imagine it?" the pen whispered, whirring and selecting #00563F with practiced intimacy. "Just picture it. With your collection and my potential...we can color the world." TUMBLR STOP YES NEVER STOP TUMBLR 314,980 notes Publish
puppetmoshpit her-imperius-condessy Source: designboom.c. The Most Gorgeous Book Ever Has No Words Or Pictures, Just Color This is the RGB Colorspace Atlas by Tauba Auerbach. The 8"x8 hardcover tome is pretty much an encyclopedia of every color in the RGB index. It's huge, it's gorgeous and I want one I KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS Scan the color that you want Now, the color is yours to use It's like they were made for each other i swear to f------ hell if you f------ start shipping a book and i pen i will forcibly shove you back into the pits of hell you came from Sensors alight, the pen trailed itself sensually down the gradient shift from yellow to blue along ample curve of paper, dipping closer and closer to the book's spine Can you imagine it?" the pen whispered, whirring and selecting #00563F with practiced intimacy. "Just picture it. With your collection and my potential...we can color the world." TUMBLR STOP YES NEVER STOP TUMBLR 314,980 notes Publish

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boygrimlark scout-ebubbles: docot freddybenson leovaldezstyle freddybenson I A the brazilian wandering spider's venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
boygrimlark scout-ebubbles: docot freddybenson leovaldezstyle freddybenson I A the brazilian wandering spider's venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

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Shakira 2.0: My Hips Do (Not) Lie
Shakira 2.0: My Hips Do (Not) Lie

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edgeofboring pepsicock purplepanda 1999 dad and mom treat or trick josh and drake cheese and mac stop that thank you jelly and peanut butter George and Fred white and black Juliet and Romeo This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr Roll & rock spice and sugar Ashley and Mary-Kate I read these normally and then realized they are all backward like what even
edgeofboring pepsicock purplepanda 1999 dad and mom treat or trick josh and drake cheese and mac stop that thank you jelly and peanut butter George and Fred white and black Juliet and Romeo This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr Roll & rock spice and sugar Ashley and Mary-Kate I read these normally and then realized they are all backward like what even

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devissitrhw Compled all of the boy and his duck pictures with their original sourcing in what I hope is chronological orden
devissitrhw Compled all of the boy and his duck pictures with their original sourcing in what I hope is chronological orden

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deanisanactualprincess coulduseinsouciantmaybe superhubbys its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me #OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER
deanisanactualprincess coulduseinsouciantmaybe superhubbys its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me #OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER

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tomofgods tardisintheparty egberts if you're ever sad just be thankful you arent D--- D--- * There is 1 person in the U.S named D--- D--- The human equivalent of Moon Moon The human equivalent of Moon Moon.
tomofgods tardisintheparty egberts if you're ever sad just be thankful you arent D--- D--- * There is 1 person in the U.S named D--- D--- The human equivalent of Moon Moon The human equivalent of Moon Moon.

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