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bertmccrackalaken: OH MY GOD SO SOME RUDE GUY ON THE STREET PASSING BY ME SAID "TAKE THAT METAL OUT OF YOUR NOSE IT'S DISGUSTING" AND I SAID "TAKE YOUR JUDGMENTAL HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU'RE DISGUSTING" AND THE PERSON WALKING BEHIND ME LAUGHED SO HARD SHE STOPPED WALKING

bertmccrackalaken: OH MY GOD SO SOME RUDE GUY ON THE STREET PASSING BY ME SAID "TAKE THAT METAL OUT OF YOUR NOSE IT'S DISGUSTING" AND I SAID "TAKE YOUR JUDGMENTAL HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU'RE DISGUSTING" AND THE PERSON WALKING BEHIND ME LAUGHED SO HARD SHE STOPPED WALKING

My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl

uoa My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl

uoa My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl

eaberts: eaberts: put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it'll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this

eaberts: eaberts: put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it'll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this

dampsandwich vagisodium dampsandwich im not 21 please dont say the A word around me. anchovies great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy

dampsandwich vagisodium dampsandwich im not 21 please dont say the A word around me. anchovies great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy

lelestrudel lelestrudel Omfg all these articles talk about holding his head down gently to display dominance and it seems so mean Oh god Hell no. While I'm okay with dominance being shown in the bedroom, holding my head down while I'm giving a b------ (without my permission) is the #2 way to piss me off. Like, don't even care, I will stop, mid-suck. 'M TALKING ABOUT MY RABBIT I may have misinterpreted

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my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like

my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like

This one is diff He's honest and sweet, and wouldnit do anything to hurt me HE'SA GUY peacefulyy alucardhellsing noemail: bowtiesarecooltoo I love watching Disney movies when you're older and come across scenes like this. I laughed for five minutes Hades was the original sassy gay friend. Of course he is the sassy gay friend, look at him he flaming. this post is perfect

This one is diff He's honest and sweet, and wouldnit do anything to hurt me HE'SA GUY peacefulyy alucardhellsing noemail: bowtiesarecooltoo I love watching Disney movies when you're older and come across scenes like this. I laughed for five minutes Hades was the original sassy gay friend. Of course he is the sassy gay friend, look at him he flaming. this post is perfect

hercules hades megara gay friend flaming pun

kankrisvirtuebombass bombassfaeryspell 255,132 obleronesandbreadstic as emember chubsdeuce easurevourlifeinfruitcake: aybenotborin bittersilver waiiflowerchild This is why I don't believe guys who tell me that the condom is too small. When I was in middle school, we had a woman come teach us about contraception, and literally the first thing she told us was ‘Ladies, if a guy ever tells you he can't wear condoms because they're too small, he's lying' and then proceeded to open a condom and stretch it up her forearm up to her elbow well clearly I've been spending too much on socks My health teacher did the same thing, but she put the entire contents of a 2-liter bottle of soda into a condom and said, "So girls, if a boy ever says that he's too big for condoms, you run. You run so far." my mother just saw this picture on my dashboard as she walked in and stopped what she was saying just so she could go why is that condom on their foot are they going to do someone in the butt with their foot' this post literally has nothing i do not enjoy are we not going to talk about the person who would rather a condom on their foot than a sock Source: jonnovstheinternet

kankrisvirtuebombass bombassfaeryspell 255,132 obleronesandbreadstic as emember chubsdeuce easurevourlifeinfruitcake: aybenotborin bittersilver waiiflowerchild This is why I don't believe guys who tell me that the condom is too small. When I was in middle school, we had a woman come teach us about contraception, and literally the first thing she told us was ‘Ladies, if a guy ever tells you he can't wear condoms because they're too small, he's lying' and then proceeded to open a condom and stretch it up her forearm up to her elbow well clearly I've been spending too much on socks My health teacher did the same thing, but she put the entire contents of a 2-liter bottle of soda into a condom and said, "So girls, if a boy ever says that he's too big for condoms, you run. You run so far." my mother just saw this picture on my dashboard as she walked in and stopped what she was saying just so she could go why is that condom on their foot are they going to do someone in the butt with their foot' this post literally has nothing i do not enjoy are we not going to talk about the person who would rather a condom on their foot than a sock Source: jonnovstheinternet

neaislove aw nirvana-bleach89: dreamdeath: underwater graveyard where is this? Underwater Thanks

neaislove aw nirvana-bleach89: dreamdeath: underwater graveyard where is this? Underwater Thanks

staunchiousness: brendonsforehead: ilovesuicidesilence: how much punk could pop punk pop if pop punk could pop punk? 182 Nah dude I heard the sum was 41

staunchiousness: brendonsforehead: ilovesuicidesilence: how much punk could pop punk pop if pop punk could pop punk? 182 Nah dude I heard the sum was 41

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lupercos when people act like tumblr is a small website with a niche market 108.0 Million blogs 4.405 million New Zealand, Population to put this into perspective

lupercos when people act like tumblr is a small website with a niche market 108.0 Million blogs 4.405 million New Zealand, Population to put this into perspective

tumblr 108.0 million new zealand population niche market perspective 4.405

wwruska kanrose wwruska [seductively licks keyboara) Fun fact: keyboards have more bacteria on them than toilet seats, darling. horrified scream]

wwruska kanrose wwruska [seductively licks keyboara) Fun fact: keyboards have more bacteria on them than toilet seats, darling. horrified scream]

dnhowell do u think someone has ever come to tumblr to join and just seen bad mcr fics @badmcrfics tumblr "Gerard, I.. I' " Frank said cheeks turning. ' frowned. "Yeah, I figured. My d--- is in your ass." Gerard 111.5 51.7 1 6/13. 7:06 AM

dnhowell do u think someone has ever come to tumblr to join and just seen bad mcr fics @badmcrfics tumblr "Gerard, I.. I' " Frank said cheeks turning. ' frowned. "Yeah, I figured. My d--- is in your ass." Gerard 111.5 51.7 1 6/13. 7:06 AM

palesexuality cardinal-signs palesexuality pandochiisbox palesexuality 99 bottles of self hate on the wall take one down toss it around s--- i knocked it on the ground f------ hell I'm such a p------------ 98 bottles of self hate on the wall When you get to o...do you suddenly start liking yourself? no you turn around and suddenly there's 99 more bottles this is actually a really good analogy i try

palesexuality cardinal-signs palesexuality pandochiisbox palesexuality 99 bottles of self hate on the wall take one down toss it around s--- i knocked it on the ground f------ hell I'm such a p------------ 98 bottles of self hate on the wall When you get to o...do you suddenly start liking yourself? no you turn around and suddenly there's 99 more bottles this is actually a really good analogy i try

egberts canni8al egberts canni8al someone please help me on my math homework oh my god what do you need help with products and quotients of radicals Imao ur on ur own

egberts canni8al egberts canni8al someone please help me on my math homework oh my god what do you need help with products and quotients of radicals Imao ur on ur own

friend: there's nothing worse than death me: final seasons me: post-concert depression me: when there's no food me: fictional characters dying me: hipsters blogs me: your crush asks someone else out me: no wi-fi me: crocs me: auto play on blogs friend: me: when p--- appears on your dash while someone is behind you

friend: there's nothing worse than death me: final seasons me: post-concert depression me: when there's no food me: fictional characters dying me: hipsters blogs me: your crush asks someone else out me: no wi-fi me: crocs me: auto play on blogs friend: me: when p--- appears on your dash while someone is behind you

Ocean farts

revoult: fabledquill: futuresoldierketchum ivetomakeadifference Out-Of focus This is off the Bermuda Triangle, where 16+ ships washed up on a sand bar. The mystery is still unsolved Actually the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle has been given a scientific explanation; methane vents which have been discovered in that region Methane reduces the density of water, causing ships that would normally float, to instead sink Methane, when in gas form, messes with the electrical components of aircraft, causing them to fail and sometimes fall right out of the sky. Methane also causes the water to turn a ghostly greenish color and the "ghost ships reported to be seen are simply green reflections of the ships that scatter the bottom of the triangle. F------ science, man s0 the bermuda triangle is caused by ocean farts

revoult: fabledquill: futuresoldierketchum ivetomakeadifference Out-Of focus This is off the Bermuda Triangle, where 16+ ships washed up on a sand bar. The mystery is still unsolved Actually the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle has been given a scientific explanation; methane vents which have been discovered in that region Methane reduces the density of water, causing ships that would normally float, to instead sink Methane, when in gas form, messes with the electrical components of aircraft, causing them to fail and sometimes fall right out of the sky. Methane also causes the water to turn a ghostly greenish color and the "ghost ships reported to be seen are simply green reflections of the ships that scatter the bottom of the triangle. F------ science, man s0 the bermuda triangle is caused by ocean farts

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brother-hesado beesmygod "chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means" chuffed [chuhft]ShowIPA adjective British Informal. delighted; pleased; satisfie d. Origin 1855-60; see chuff,-ed chuffed2 [chuhft]Sho IPA adjective British Informal. annoyed; displeased; disgruntled. it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing what in the s--- pissing f--- This makes me really chuffed This post is quite egregious e gre gious Adjective 1. Outstandingly bad; shocking. 2. Remarkably good Well I'm nonplussed by this whole post. non plussed /n n.plast/ Adjective 1. (of a person) Surprised and confused so much that they are unsure how to react. 2. (of a person) Unperturbed. goddamnit.

brother-hesado beesmygod "chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means" chuffed [chuhft]ShowIPA adjective British Informal. delighted; pleased; satisfie d. Origin 1855-60; see chuff,-ed chuffed2 [chuhft]Sho IPA adjective British Informal. annoyed; displeased; disgruntled. it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing what in the s--- pissing f--- This makes me really chuffed This post is quite egregious e gre gious Adjective 1. Outstandingly bad; shocking. 2. Remarkably good Well I'm nonplussed by this whole post. non plussed /n n.plast/ Adjective 1. (of a person) Surprised and confused so much that they are unsure how to react. 2. (of a person) Unperturbed. goddamnit.

HAVE VOU EVER WANTED TO BETHE CENTEROFATTENTION SOBAD YOU CUTASIAIN HALFA wstcollins dontsparemyteelingsanymore morce crying DEAD do most american world maps seriously have america in the centre? WE DO HAHAHAHA Are you f------ kidding me. In Chinese maps, Asia is in the center. Which nation is centralized depends on the map's origins In Canada, our maps are cut through the Pacific, so we don't offend anyone sometimes i teel ike canadian stereotypes go too far and then this happens

HAVE VOU EVER WANTED TO BETHE CENTEROFATTENTION SOBAD YOU CUTASIAIN HALFA wstcollins dontsparemyteelingsanymore morce crying DEAD do most american world maps seriously have america in the centre? WE DO HAHAHAHA Are you f------ kidding me. In Chinese maps, Asia is in the center. Which nation is centralized depends on the map's origins In Canada, our maps are cut through the Pacific, so we don't offend anyone sometimes i teel ike canadian stereotypes go too far and then this happens

fantasy-unknownbeauty-is-in-the-music + 115,345 attempt-theimpossible She cheated on her bf and for revenge, he gave her a gift full of cockroaches and locked her in the car good

fantasy-unknownbeauty-is-in-the-music + 115,345 attempt-theimpossible She cheated on her bf and for revenge, he gave her a gift full of cockroaches and locked her in the car good