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Tumblr: we're so smart intellectual not like those idiots on Facebook no were so smart college kids science and big words we read books Tumblr: omg did u no u can get infinite chocolate whenu cut it a certain way dd u know girls w/ purple eyes never have to shave or get perids did u know spiders will bite u in te butt on toilets lol it's true I read it on the Internet

Tumblr: we're so smart intellectual not like those idiots on Facebook no were so smart college kids science and big words we read books Tumblr: omg did u no u can get infinite chocolate whenu cut it a certain way dd u know girls w/ purple eyes never have to shave or get perids did u know spiders will bite u in te butt on toilets lol it's true I read it on the Internet

wartortles wartortles its so sad that blind people cant see the internet babyferaligator said: the internet usnt something you see its something you feel in your heart single tear drops down face thats so beauttul

wartortles wartortles its so sad that blind people cant see the internet babyferaligator said: the internet usnt something you see its something you feel in your heart single tear drops down face thats so beauttul

sde ked so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them. they say like 'cool and 'ur cute' and then suddenly I think the factory workers need help I think they want us to pick up where they left off dad went to the factory.he hasnt been home in a few days why do we always end up here t's because we have no other choice.

sde ked so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them. they say like 'cool and 'ur cute' and then suddenly I think the factory workers need help I think they want us to pick up where they left off dad went to the factory.he hasnt been home in a few days why do we always end up here t's because we have no other choice.

ehjorth percytaur "did you draw that?" they ask as I continue on the same piece of artwork under my pencil and immediately my eyes widen in horror as I throw the sketchbook to the ground, screaming "NO I DIDN'T WHERE DID THAT COME FROM WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT" SORCERY memegeneratonnet

ehjorth percytaur "did you draw that?" they ask as I continue on the same piece of artwork under my pencil and immediately my eyes widen in horror as I throw the sketchbook to the ground, screaming "NO I DIDN'T WHERE DID THAT COME FROM WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT" SORCERY memegeneratonnet

fictional characters that been treated the worse by it's writers

infinite-jubilation zombiehuntersapprentice really tho the fictional character that's been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat I would like to add lets not forget about him MY CABBAGES!

infinite-jubilation zombiehuntersapprentice really tho the fictional character that's been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat I would like to add lets not forget about him MY CABBAGES!

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therewerebirds: triflesandparsnips This morning my daughter, who is nearly four, saw the stretch marks on my hips and stomach. She ran her hands over them and asked what they were I got them when I grew up," I said, "and a few more when I had you." grinned down at her. "They're my stripes. You'll get stripes too when you grow up." She was overjoyed. "Really?" I think she's in her room now, pretending to be a tiger This is what we need to teach

therewerebirds: triflesandparsnips This morning my daughter, who is nearly four, saw the stretch marks on my hips and stomach. She ran her hands over them and asked what they were I got them when I grew up," I said, "and a few more when I had you." grinned down at her. "They're my stripes. You'll get stripes too when you grow up." She was overjoyed. "Really?" I think she's in her room now, pretending to be a tiger This is what we need to teach

ay-z-r-US tumbir is great because I know the plotline of at least fifteen different t series without ever having seen an episode

ay-z-r-US tumbir is great because I know the plotline of at least fifteen different t series without ever having seen an episode

lucifer-the-morning-star theunbecominoofashadowhunter bassmastiff radstunts: IDIDN'T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL Stop says the red light, go says the green Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL THIS TOOK ME OFF GUARD OMG 'M CRYING IT SCARED ME SO BAD HOLY F--- NO SLEEPING TONIGHT NOPE Instead of Fear experienced unadulterated joy and jubilation and laughter Me and my brother are kneeled over laughing OMFG THIS ALMOST MADE ME CRY

lucifer-the-morning-star theunbecominoofashadowhunter bassmastiff radstunts: IDIDN'T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL Stop says the red light, go says the green Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL THIS TOOK ME OFF GUARD OMG 'M CRYING IT SCARED ME SO BAD HOLY F--- NO SLEEPING TONIGHT NOPE Instead of Fear experienced unadulterated joy and jubilation and laughter Me and my brother are kneeled over laughing OMFG THIS ALMOST MADE ME CRY

regifire Future Child: Dad, I think I'm in love. Me: Well like us old tumblr users used to say, "bitch I might be". Future Child: Dad how is that even relevant Me: Do he got the booty my child. Future Child: ..what Me: Child. Do he got da booty Future Child: sighs heavily" He doooooo. Me: Then I ship it, my child. reason #3496890347897 68934076 why none of tumblr's users are ready for parenting

regifire Future Child: Dad, I think I'm in love. Me: Well like us old tumblr users used to say, "bitch I might be". Future Child: Dad how is that even relevant Me: Do he got the booty my child. Future Child: ..what Me: Child. Do he got da booty Future Child: sighs heavily" He doooooo. Me: Then I ship it, my child. reason #3496890347897 68934076 why none of tumblr's users are ready for parenting

"THE MOTHERFUCKER WAVED BACK"

susfishcious I WAS CROSSING THE F------ ROAD AND SOME M----------- TRIED TO RUN ME OVER BECAUSE NO ONE WAS AROUND OHI GUESS I CAN BREAK A FEW LAWS AND I GAVE HIM THE FINGER BUT BECAUSE I WAS WEARING MITTS IT LOOKED LIKE I WAS WAVING AND THE M----------- WAVED BACK

susfishcious I WAS CROSSING THE F------ ROAD AND SOME M----------- TRIED TO RUN ME OVER BECAUSE NO ONE WAS AROUND OHI GUESS I CAN BREAK A FEW LAWS AND I GAVE HIM THE FINGER BUT BECAUSE I WAS WEARING MITTS IT LOOKED LIKE I WAS WAVING AND THE M----------- WAVED BACK

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Satan worshippers kill and eat four Russian teenagers after stabbing each of them 666 times boobrien mageofform hellingly: that sounds exhausting im sorry killed them after they stabbed them 666 times? how does that much stabbing not kill someone all on its own? do you think any of them lost count? 476, 477,479... wait s---. steve, i think i f----- up. do i start over?" what the hell is wrong with this website

Satan worshippers kill and eat four Russian teenagers after stabbing each of them 666 times boobrien mageofform hellingly: that sounds exhausting im sorry killed them after they stabbed them 666 times? how does that much stabbing not kill someone all on its own? do you think any of them lost count? 476, 477,479... wait s---. steve, i think i f----- up. do i start over?" what the hell is wrong with this website

666 satan worshippers russian teenagers four stabbing exhuasting after lost count what the hell is wrong with this website tumblr

stay-ocean-minded nr stay-ocean-minded how do u make holy water You boil the hell out of it i will boil the hell out of u if you keep stealing my punchlines

stay-ocean-minded nr stay-ocean-minded how do u make holy water You boil the hell out of it i will boil the hell out of u if you keep stealing my punchlines

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enimrac01 knifefarty: wonthellamaatthefavre knifefarty: itbly uat use r to sleep more if you stopped it in a test at the last minute just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them baclk that would be a good idea too If you could stop time you wouldn't do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that no thats illegal

enimrac01 knifefarty: wonthellamaatthefavre knifefarty: itbly uat use r to sleep more if you stopped it in a test at the last minute just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them baclk that would be a good idea too If you could stop time you wouldn't do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that no thats illegal

齑ARINERS FLY YOUR OWN FLAG neweraca sato gelametwra choose your favourite reaction

齑ARINERS FLY YOUR OWN FLAG neweraca sato gelametwra choose your favourite reaction

NTV Tm osakadragon This what i was looking for

NTV Tm osakadragon This what i was looking for

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noneedforintrOductions: lapfulofmisha deancasotp mapalap deancasotp hamburgay: Fun biology fact the color of a boy's lips is also the color of the head of his penis and I just screamed "DAMMIT Does that mean Misha has a pink penis head? just checked my husband and iI's true So now everytime I see a male this is going to be the first thing I think of

noneedforintrOductions: lapfulofmisha deancasotp mapalap deancasotp hamburgay: Fun biology fact the color of a boy's lips is also the color of the head of his penis and I just screamed "DAMMIT Does that mean Misha has a pink penis head? just checked my husband and iI's true So now everytime I see a male this is going to be the first thing I think of

willincendiotheheartoutofyou: me mypatronusisyou: you know what I love? everyone's mutual love and respect for harry potter we might not all talk about Harry Potter that much but no matter what trumps everything else and makes it irrelevant if someone makes a Harry Potter reference it's immediately understood wars between or inside fandoms are happening, Harry Potter stl no matter what other fandoms you're in After all this time? Always.

willincendiotheheartoutofyou: me mypatronusisyou: you know what I love? everyone's mutual love and respect for harry potter we might not all talk about Harry Potter that much but no matter what trumps everything else and makes it irrelevant if someone makes a Harry Potter reference it's immediately understood wars between or inside fandoms are happening, Harry Potter stl no matter what other fandoms you're in After all this time? Always.

e101beta my wedding cake is going to be a pizza

e101beta my wedding cake is going to be a pizza

bymoffatforbbc love the fact we've been complaining about Tumbir changes, but then they give us something that actually moves and we're like

bymoffatforbbc love the fact we've been complaining about Tumbir changes, but then they give us something that actually moves and we're like

cripplechoir: i think theres something wrong with your door did u try unlocking it

cripplechoir: i think theres something wrong with your door did u try unlocking it

broken smashed something wrong door unlocking lock