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itscalledawormstache itsajensen..+ ource: fishingboatpro "Tumblr, the font size on your quote posts has suddenly become much too large. This is ridiculous. Something must be done." 35 John Green (via fishingboatproceeds) #the den mother has spoken #get you're s--- together tumblr #or feel the wrath #J 44,066 notes

itscalledawormstache itsajensen..+ ource: fishingboatpro "Tumblr, the font size on your quote posts has suddenly become much too large. This is ridiculous. Something must be done." 35 John Green (via fishingboatproceeds) #the den mother has spoken #get you're s--- together tumblr #or feel the wrath #J 44,066 notes

drlaurenlewis marthadonna drlaurenlewis excuse you 2013 how are we 50% done already the year is only 41.64% done did u f----- fail maths or something i did well enough to know that i am 100% done with you

drlaurenlewis marthadonna drlaurenlewis excuse you 2013 how are we 50% done already the year is only 41.64% done did u f----- fail maths or something i did well enough to know that i am 100% done with you

district-ninethreequarters shitcle...+ Source: rneerkat insertabetterurlhere: rneerkat: r-u-a-beaver-cuz-dayuuuum rneerkat: when you blink you fall asleep and dream but its such a short period of time that you dont realize it what what what What Hey Mackelmore can we go thrift shopping? 3,741 notes はツ

district-ninethreequarters shitcle...+ Source: rneerkat insertabetterurlhere: rneerkat: r-u-a-beaver-cuz-dayuuuum rneerkat: when you blink you fall asleep and dream but its such a short period of time that you dont realize it what what what What Hey Mackelmore can we go thrift shopping? 3,741 notes はツ

gamergirl-latula: whythatwhore: cyberdepressed: HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS oh my god i aLMOST SPIT OUT MY SODA

gamergirl-latula: whythatwhore: cyberdepressed: HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS oh my god i aLMOST SPIT OUT MY SODA

isleptwithalexgaskarth: chickensandwich: wassupstyles What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair very polite keep him

isleptwithalexgaskarth: chickensandwich: wassupstyles What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair very polite keep him

carrotsa reqrS : mugglehumor 183,355 in-ground trampoline what if it breaks THEN YOU DIE t leads to Hell SATAN IS WAITING S ATAN IS WAI TING Source: excisions

carrotsa reqrS : mugglehumor 183,355 in-ground trampoline what if it breaks THEN YOU DIE t leads to Hell SATAN IS WAITING S ATAN IS WAI TING Source: excisions

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sometimes the "i" and "u" shouldn't be so close on the keyboard

fantasticcatadventures ::watchingcuriously se は 93,665 pearls pearls i touched a d--- once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don't know it wasn't fun sometimes the and 'u' shouldn't be so close on the keyboard Source: louistomlinslon

fantasticcatadventures ::watchingcuriously se は 93,665 pearls pearls i touched a d--- once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don't know it wasn't fun sometimes the and 'u' shouldn't be so close on the keyboard Source: louistomlinslon

remember, kids. "pinnacles" is pronounced not WHY DOES THIS MAKE SO MUCH SENSE

remember, kids. "pinnacles" is pronounced not WHY DOES THIS MAKE SO MUCH SENSE

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pausequO samandriel if you don't think history is amusing then you're wrong because one time 3 different guys deciared themselves pope ail at once and they ali excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest thing ever what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81 what about that one mexican president who lasted 45 minutes in office

pausequO samandriel if you don't think history is amusing then you're wrong because one time 3 different guys deciared themselves pope ail at once and they ali excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest thing ever what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81 what about that one mexican president who lasted 45 minutes in office

zillatamer letterstogodptii yaygocats "I want to wear shorts because it's hot but i really hate my legs an autobiography I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave" the sequel. "I want to wear shorts but I don't tan and I'd rather not blind you" The trilogy I want to wear shorts but my huge d--- always sticks out" a pop- up book a pop up book pop up

zillatamer letterstogodptii yaygocats "I want to wear shorts because it's hot but i really hate my legs an autobiography I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave" the sequel. "I want to wear shorts but I don't tan and I'd rather not blind you" The trilogy I want to wear shorts but my huge d--- always sticks out" a pop- up book a pop up book pop up

ilovemesomeboobi 116,773 fuckery-and-lesbians+ he umpkinappearifie maid-of-space04 sawakovamanaka kisa2012 sawakovamanaka butmaddne sawakovamanaka fagish sawakovamanaka breaks a glass bottle* who wants to fight *accidentally cuts someone* oh my god are you ok this post is so canadian i live in texas you're definitely Canadian IM NOT CANADIAN One of us, one of us WHATS GOING ON ONE OF US, ONE OF US ONE OF US. ONE OF US IM GOING TO CRY SOMEONE JUST GOT CANADIANIZED Source: sawakoyamanaka

ilovemesomeboobi 116,773 fuckery-and-lesbians+ he umpkinappearifie maid-of-space04 sawakovamanaka kisa2012 sawakovamanaka butmaddne sawakovamanaka fagish sawakovamanaka breaks a glass bottle* who wants to fight *accidentally cuts someone* oh my god are you ok this post is so canadian i live in texas you're definitely Canadian IM NOT CANADIAN One of us, one of us WHATS GOING ON ONE OF US, ONE OF US ONE OF US. ONE OF US IM GOING TO CRY SOMEONE JUST GOT CANADIANIZED Source: sawakoyamanaka

vivabohemia oct-ober19th 133,470 datkarkatass the-stars-descend the-stars-descend You're living, you occupy space, and you have mass. You know what that means? You matter this is the most inspirational pun i have ever seen Source: the-stars-descend

vivabohemia oct-ober19th 133,470 datkarkatass the-stars-descend the-stars-descend You're living, you occupy space, and you have mass. You know what that means? You matter this is the most inspirational pun i have ever seen Source: the-stars-descend

rneerkat snapfox: neerkat neerkat what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises it becomes daytrogen I'm going to bed. good nitrogen sleep tightrogen don't let the bed bugs bitrogen 1.1 billion dollar website 1.1 billion dollar websitrogen # oh my god oh my god #fav

rneerkat snapfox: neerkat neerkat what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises it becomes daytrogen I'm going to bed. good nitrogen sleep tightrogen don't let the bed bugs bitrogen 1.1 billion dollar website 1.1 billion dollar websitrogen # oh my god oh my god #fav

liftedandgiftedd: localnativity: when life gets hard just remember d---- get hard too but they don't stay hard forever and pretty soon things cool down and go back to normal just stick it out when it's done you'll feel a lot better why was that so inspiring.. 82,777 notes

liftedandgiftedd: localnativity: when life gets hard just remember d---- get hard too but they don't stay hard forever and pretty soon things cool down and go back to normal just stick it out when it's done you'll feel a lot better why was that so inspiring.. 82,777 notes

if u ever feel irrelevant just think about how beyonce's sister must feel Beyonce has a sister? exactly

if u ever feel irrelevant just think about how beyonce's sister must feel Beyonce has a sister? exactly

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tastefullyoffensive 14,617 to fatpeoplemakemehappy Update from Canada welcometogeektown: All the snow has turned to maple syrup and we are slowly drowning in it. The moose have all fled leaving us with no escape. brOlan: And the worst part is, we don't know who to apologize to. Source: welcometogeektov #apocalypse

tastefullyoffensive 14,617 to fatpeoplemakemehappy Update from Canada welcometogeektown: All the snow has turned to maple syrup and we are slowly drowning in it. The moose have all fled leaving us with no escape. brOlan: And the worst part is, we don't know who to apologize to. Source: welcometogeektov #apocalypse

fasterfood: stayingstrong-movingon awnsolo niniawear: howtodresswell would u punch a kid for $500,000 s--- I'll do it for $10 i'll give you $10 to let me punch a kid we shouldn't be punching kids u guise looks like we found the kid who you'll all be punching

fasterfood: stayingstrong-movingon awnsolo niniawear: howtodresswell would u punch a kid for $500,000 s--- I'll do it for $10 i'll give you $10 to let me punch a kid we shouldn't be punching kids u guise looks like we found the kid who you'll all be punching

TUMBLR RAP SCENE Mc Please Rebl Girls Heldin Sig-s n. Rapper. Cis ッ'灬 '.te Toothpaste For Dinner.con

TUMBLR RAP SCENE Mc Please Rebl Girls Heldin Sig-s n. Rapper. Cis ッ'灬 '.te Toothpaste For Dinner.con

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues... like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off "People with vaginas" what are those called again l can't remember this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues... like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off "People with vaginas" what are those called again l can't remember this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for

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