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one time i was masturbating and my mom walked in and my blankets were over me so she didnt realize what i had been doing and she just sat down next to me and told me that my dad and her were getting a divorce heartSource: nasai

one time i was masturbating and my mom walked in and my blankets were over me so she didnt realize what i had been doing and she just sat down next to me and told me that my dad and her were getting a divorce heartSource: nasai

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pimpdaddytavros i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble = perks-of-being-Chinese Source: pimpdaddytavros

pimpdaddytavros i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble = perks-of-being-Chinese Source: pimpdaddytavros

alphabitches My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing "GAY" on it with icing and then went up to her and said "you are what you eat" then he ate the m------------ cookie and if that's not the best way to come out idk what is lindsay!ohoean Source: alphabitches

alphabitches My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing "GAY" on it with icing and then went up to her and said "you are what you eat" then he ate the m------------ cookie and if that's not the best way to come out idk what is lindsay!ohoean Source: alphabitches

captaiinmarvel when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they're measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors gnarly Source: faithlehaane 620,783 notes はー

captaiinmarvel when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they're measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors gnarly Source: faithlehaane 620,783 notes はー

so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period that's enough blood loss to die twenty times women are metal as f--- curtsies* weight-a-second Source: allthe23yearolds

so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period that's enough blood loss to die twenty times women are metal as f--- curtsies* weight-a-second Source: allthe23yearolds

tho-bloCJ. {yǐ.朝nn《》..iiarik: flirting" so what fruit do you have in your town telapathetic Source: itscalledfashionlookitup

tho-bloCJ. {yǐ.朝nn《》..iiarik: flirting" so what fruit do you have in your town telapathetic Source: itscalledfashionlookitup

wrrench YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN dancing queen feel dancing queen feel the meat on the tangerine OH YEAH heart Source: wrrench

wrrench YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN dancing queen feel dancing queen feel the meat on the tangerine OH YEAH heart Source: wrrench

kevinskidney: loulsbum: nakedwithhoran: l does england exist to make every other country look stupid all but one yea, america can do it by tself

kevinskidney: loulsbum: nakedwithhoran: l does england exist to make every other country look stupid all but one yea, america can do it by tself

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ruinedchildhood Source: telernarketing telernarketing talking to someone and they go offline straight away 137,703 notes

ruinedchildhood Source: telernarketing telernarketing talking to someone and they go offline straight away 137,703 notes

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Uncle Grandpa writer tells off a troll

Is it true that everyone that works on uncle grandpa has downsyndrome and or mentally ill belloflow powerheat Everyone that works on uncle grandpa has fun making cartoons and exploiting what cartoons do best. Which is stuff like visual gags, surrealism, caricature, exaggeration, caricaturing personalities, whimsical stories, Etc. We are encouraged to be imaginative and fun and put that in our episodes Sorry that your life is so sad that you must hate on a show that isn't even for you ( unless you are 6-11 years old) Guess what, random tumblr a------. Kids in that aforementioned age range have visited the studio and snuck some peeks of episodes. And guess what. They laughed and giggled and were thoroughly entertained. I consider that we accomplished what we set out to do. And while you are pooping on other people I am in a way directly or indirectly involved in making 8 year olds across the world laugh for a few moments. And laugh at something silly innocuous, subversive, goofy, dumb, etc That's rewarding Maybe one day you'll find something rewarding in life. Clearly watching cartoons that aren't meant for you isn't really improving your life And the best thing ever was invented a long time ago. It's called freedom Because you have the freedom to: change the channel, go outside, pop ina DVD and watch something you do like, go on the internet, read a book, play connect 4 with your friends In short. Get a f------ life Reblogged 18 hours ago from powerheat 234 notes

Is it true that everyone that works on uncle grandpa has downsyndrome and or mentally ill belloflow powerheat Everyone that works on uncle grandpa has fun making cartoons and exploiting what cartoons do best. Which is stuff like visual gags, surrealism, caricature, exaggeration, caricaturing personalities, whimsical stories, Etc. We are encouraged to be imaginative and fun and put that in our episodes Sorry that your life is so sad that you must hate on a show that isn't even for you ( unless you are 6-11 years old) Guess what, random tumblr a------. Kids in that aforementioned age range have visited the studio and snuck some peeks of episodes. And guess what. They laughed and giggled and were thoroughly entertained. I consider that we accomplished what we set out to do. And while you are pooping on other people I am in a way directly or indirectly involved in making 8 year olds across the world laugh for a few moments. And laugh at something silly innocuous, subversive, goofy, dumb, etc That's rewarding Maybe one day you'll find something rewarding in life. Clearly watching cartoons that aren't meant for you isn't really improving your life And the best thing ever was invented a long time ago. It's called freedom Because you have the freedom to: change the channel, go outside, pop ina DVD and watch something you do like, go on the internet, read a book, play connect 4 with your friends In short. Get a f------ life Reblogged 18 hours ago from powerheat 234 notes

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ponett dri I'm grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and iritating And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people-people who don't really matter in the grand scheme of things wint @dril sometimes it seems like i'm the only person who cares about, intelligence-related things, on the entire online that I'm grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of timeO Grammar and punctuation-e completely lost on some peoplesto the point where their posts are unreadable and irritatingo af unneccesary paragraph breaks also Adumblr Tosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people-people who don't really matter in the grand scheme of things. examples? not Times New Roman, not double spaced, does not meet minimum required word count

ponett dri I'm grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and iritating And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people-people who don't really matter in the grand scheme of things wint @dril sometimes it seems like i'm the only person who cares about, intelligence-related things, on the entire online that I'm grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of timeO Grammar and punctuation-e completely lost on some peoplesto the point where their posts are unreadable and irritatingo af unneccesary paragraph breaks also Adumblr Tosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people-people who don't really matter in the grand scheme of things. examples? not Times New Roman, not double spaced, does not meet minimum required word count

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KnowYourMeme anti-hashtag warriors get rekt

IF INTERNET ACTIVISM IS INEFFECTIVE HOW COME PRACTICALLY EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT FERGUSON DESPITE A LITERAL MEDIA BLACKOUT imgflip.com he ozzylot an Question 2 Why does mainstream media constartly claim that internet activism is ineffective, then turn around and call real-life activism riots, terrorism and looting? Hint It's because they don't want you to think that any fom of activism works This is why the fight for Net Neutrality is a thing. but why Golbat

IF INTERNET ACTIVISM IS INEFFECTIVE HOW COME PRACTICALLY EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT FERGUSON DESPITE A LITERAL MEDIA BLACKOUT imgflip.com he ozzylot an Question 2 Why does mainstream media constartly claim that internet activism is ineffective, then turn around and call real-life activism riots, terrorism and looting? Hint It's because they don't want you to think that any fom of activism works This is why the fight for Net Neutrality is a thing. but why Golbat

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The code is...

WONDER WHAT THE CODE IS 8 hemscafe eatsleepcrap Sud224 dis: even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk straightens calculator It's pretty likely that it's a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are nin-4)l possible orders. AS 'n' is number or ddts available) 4VO which becomes 4x3x2x 1/1 which simplifies to 24 That means that here are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about bro or three minutes to input all possible codes Unless an alarm goes off if you don't get it right in 3 tries straightens calculator gan kick the fuckirg door in well 'techrically' the code is most likey 19TO. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year and tis key paid is obMously a rew years old to pu it nicely, thats most likdey it some shenock holmes s--- just wert down over here No, no, no. Don't base your deductions of psychology. Let's talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there's more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears dlown the numbers on the keys faste Obvicusty O is the first one, then Try 0791 first. Sherlockout. woah t gotbeter and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What's memorable about 07917 Try 0719 - a birthctary, 19th of Juty. That is more likely Those deductions are reat and al, but unnecessary The light is green The door is alreacy open And thar's why we have a John Watson

WONDER WHAT THE CODE IS 8 hemscafe eatsleepcrap Sud224 dis: even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk straightens calculator It's pretty likely that it's a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are nin-4)l possible orders. AS 'n' is number or ddts available) 4VO which becomes 4x3x2x 1/1 which simplifies to 24 That means that here are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about bro or three minutes to input all possible codes Unless an alarm goes off if you don't get it right in 3 tries straightens calculator gan kick the fuckirg door in well 'techrically' the code is most likey 19TO. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year and tis key paid is obMously a rew years old to pu it nicely, thats most likdey it some shenock holmes s--- just wert down over here No, no, no. Don't base your deductions of psychology. Let's talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there's more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears dlown the numbers on the keys faste Obvicusty O is the first one, then Try 0791 first. Sherlockout. woah t gotbeter and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What's memorable about 07917 Try 0719 - a birthctary, 19th of Juty. That is more likely Those deductions are reat and al, but unnecessary The light is green The door is alreacy open And thar's why we have a John Watson

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pizzaspicelatte rvyde iwas trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everyw here so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen. slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit. BIRTH

pizzaspicelatte rvyde iwas trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everyw here so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen. slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit. BIRTH

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lentiposi toodeepforyou t----mcgeeeee rayladelasoul: I can kinda hear the blast in my head when they collide. Sound doesn't travel in space. You wouldn't hear a thing then how the fi k do you explain all the sounds in star wars heckmate motherf er

lentiposi toodeepforyou t----mcgeeeee rayladelasoul: I can kinda hear the blast in my head when they collide. Sound doesn't travel in space. You wouldn't hear a thing then how the fi k do you explain all the sounds in star wars heckmate motherf er

leezzee gallifreyanguri dinosaurs-on-wheels hoechin i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead. omg i'm in the same photo as tom hiddleston ugh, my hair looks terrible can we do it again i blinked

leezzee gallifreyanguri dinosaurs-on-wheels hoechin i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead. omg i'm in the same photo as tom hiddleston ugh, my hair looks terrible can we do it again i blinked

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5herlockholme5 thepainofthefeels 5herlockholme5 ha im a piece of trash As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is seven okay? you smooth f----- Source: 5herlockholme5 256,716 notes

5herlockholme5 thepainofthefeels 5herlockholme5 ha im a piece of trash As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is seven okay? you smooth f----- Source: 5herlockholme5 256,716 notes

Too accurate

kawaiiasspizza christinaposabule: hey wanna hear a joke well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously and what the f--- do you mean by that

kawaiiasspizza christinaposabule: hey wanna hear a joke well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously and what the f--- do you mean by that

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ...okay, it's probably about time for me to stop posting about gay secks and get some sleep.

psycho approachingnormal hannibalthecanibal vachelsstrife wibbly-wobbly-timeywimeystuff gallifrey-feels he-timelord-girl-who-hunts iseewhatyoudidier fiftyshadesoffandoms akiglancy gayest sport on earth somebody's obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling WHAT OH MY GOD I AM CRYING you have not LIVED until you've seen live Turkish oil wrestling why is he putting his hand in his pants That's how you win. By securing a grip on the "kisbet" (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor's hand as a sign of respect and admiration that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it Wrestlers oil one another prior to matches as a demonstration of balance and mutual respect. guys they oil each other up im crying here This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the f---?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant "no h---" to be chimed

psycho approachingnormal hannibalthecanibal vachelsstrife wibbly-wobbly-timeywimeystuff gallifrey-feels he-timelord-girl-who-hunts iseewhatyoudidier fiftyshadesoffandoms akiglancy gayest sport on earth somebody's obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling WHAT OH MY GOD I AM CRYING you have not LIVED until you've seen live Turkish oil wrestling why is he putting his hand in his pants That's how you win. By securing a grip on the "kisbet" (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor's hand as a sign of respect and admiration that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it Wrestlers oil one another prior to matches as a demonstration of balance and mutual respect. guys they oil each other up im crying here This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the f---?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant "no h---" to be chimed

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