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Pray that it is a good day

ahfy nikoniko808 apricockjam I'm very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day 298,101 notes

ahfy nikoniko808 apricockjam I'm very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day 298,101 notes

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Procrastination: giving us energy for our homework since dawn of times

randomness-is-epic: circumcisions: procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it's due that's what i call talent

randomness-is-epic: circumcisions: procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it's due that's what i call talent

procrastination homework school no credit to op

Problack could be a future judge for a singing competition

problackgirl contestant on singing talent show: i quit my job for this, dropped out of school, I left it all. just for this moment me: nobody asked you to do that though Source: problackgirl

problackgirl contestant on singing talent show: i quit my job for this, dropped out of school, I left it all. just for this moment me: nobody asked you to do that though Source: problackgirl

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The best is when they try to justify the character wearing the same thing all the time

ahfy vashito+ friend: why do you keep wearing the same clothes? me: because my current story arc hasn't ended yet Source: condensedblo 70,679 notes

ahfy vashito+ friend: why do you keep wearing the same clothes? me: because my current story arc hasn't ended yet Source: condensedblo 70,679 notes

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I can't unsee that!

frankensteinfanclub thegestianpoet y'all have seen what a shaved raccoon looks like right im literally about to delete my blog

frankensteinfanclub thegestianpoet y'all have seen what a shaved raccoon looks like right im literally about to delete my blog

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The main difference between poison and venom

llamas-and-pancakes adobepremiere Follow warlocksmith: Boy Scout: Sir, the lads and I found a snake is it poisonous? Me: No this snake is not poisonous at all. *one of them picks up the snake which bites them. They begin to spasm and foam at the mouth* Me: However this snake is venomous. Venom is always injected, poison is ingested or absorbed through the skin. Lets get it right next time lads. Source: warlocksmith 82,259 notes

llamas-and-pancakes adobepremiere Follow warlocksmith: Boy Scout: Sir, the lads and I found a snake is it poisonous? Me: No this snake is not poisonous at all. *one of them picks up the snake which bites them. They begin to spasm and foam at the mouth* Me: However this snake is venomous. Venom is always injected, poison is ingested or absorbed through the skin. Lets get it right next time lads. Source: warlocksmith 82,259 notes

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Can you order food for me too?

ifyou!augh-little-stu gerardwaye: doctor: so what is bothering u me: *stares aggressively at mom & waits for her to answer for me Source: gerardwaye 200,835 notes

ifyou!augh-little-stu gerardwaye: doctor: so what is bothering u me: *stares aggressively at mom & waits for her to answer for me Source: gerardwaye 200,835 notes

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Just erase everything from the past few years

iahfy internalized-misogyny。 writesinsnotfanfiction: burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14 660,259 notes

iahfy internalized-misogyny。 writesinsnotfanfiction: burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14 660,259 notes

evidence destroying evidence shame age

The worst is when the pen runs out in the beginning of the day. Or when you drop a pen and someone goes to pick it up and you think, "Oh that's very nice of them." And they just keep it.

iahfy-internalized-misogyny。 avocavo: turn on: a very nice pen with an even flow of ink Source: avocavo 138,570 notes

iahfy-internalized-misogyny。 avocavo: turn on: a very nice pen with an even flow of ink Source: avocavo 138,570 notes

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pink horn rhino

takepart.com Pink Poison, the Surprising New Trend That's Saving Rhinos> Rhino experts discuss a bright approach to keeping poachers away. lalna shewillpunchyouintheface fluffmugger 1) Does not hurt rhinos 2) Discolours ivory (BRIGHT PINK) thus reducing saleability 3) Can be detected by airport scanners, even if ground up, thus increasing the chances you will be caught 4) Causes nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea if ingested by humans, thus driving away your customer base Win. Win. Win. Win 5) makes rhinos look adorable & fashionable

takepart.com Pink Poison, the Surprising New Trend That's Saving Rhinos> Rhino experts discuss a bright approach to keeping poachers away. lalna shewillpunchyouintheface fluffmugger 1) Does not hurt rhinos 2) Discolours ivory (BRIGHT PINK) thus reducing saleability 3) Can be detected by airport scanners, even if ground up, thus increasing the chances you will be caught 4) Causes nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea if ingested by humans, thus driving away your customer base Win. Win. Win. Win 5) makes rhinos look adorable & fashionable

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Backup Plans

ifyoulaugh tinytiddies dennys college is, like, really important. but if you don't do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant. Source: dennys 46,077 notes

ifyoulaugh tinytiddies dennys college is, like, really important. but if you don't do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant. Source: dennys 46,077 notes

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Remember to always send mixed messages

ahfy nikoniko808 decepticons acts like a freak and flirts with u in the text messages* acts mean and roasts u all the time when we together in person* Source: anywaysimcute 202,872 notes

ahfy nikoniko808 decepticons acts like a freak and flirts with u in the text messages* acts mean and roasts u all the time when we together in person* Source: anywaysimcute 202,872 notes

freaks flirting text messages mean roasting in person

"This is good, isn't it?"

iahfy ruinedchildhood breakingbag my last words are probably going to be 'wait what' Source: breakingbag 487,944 notes

iahfy ruinedchildhood breakingbag my last words are probably going to be 'wait what' Source: breakingbag 487,944 notes

last words wait what

Is this how Boruto was born?

ahfysamapitongzabala+ unfriendlyasiangirl unfriendlyasiangirl what if i put vodka in my ramern don't do this 109,699 notes

ahfysamapitongzabala+ unfriendlyasiangirl unfriendlyasiangirl what if i put vodka in my ramern don't do this 109,699 notes

ramen vodka don't do this

Wait a minute...

wojtekghostcannibal-husbands Source: thesassycat thesassycat: thesassycat: thesassycat thesassycat I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper w-- I just made that post oh wait that is my post I havent slept in 2 days 303,653 notes imguir.conm

wojtekghostcannibal-husbands Source: thesassycat thesassycat: thesassycat: thesassycat thesassycat I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper w-- I just made that post oh wait that is my post I havent slept in 2 days 303,653 notes imguir.conm

is this a repost?

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FUN FACT: forgofamily: stylesnjh stylesnjh i was born on friday the 13th and i weighed 6 pounds 6.6 ounces nice- I FOUND MY BIRTH RECORD SEE This is tc ceetity that n welstwdL.nn.LLcz, and was whi.tn The Women's Center MY MOM LITERALLY TOLD ME THAT SHE FCKING TOLD THE NURSE IF CREEPY S--- STARTED HAPPENING IN HER HOSPITAL ROOM SHE WAS GONNA GIVE ME UP FOR ADOPTION Are you missing a toe

FUN FACT: forgofamily: stylesnjh stylesnjh i was born on friday the 13th and i weighed 6 pounds 6.6 ounces nice- I FOUND MY BIRTH RECORD SEE This is tc ceetity that n welstwdL.nn.LLcz, and was whi.tn The Women's Center MY MOM LITERALLY TOLD ME THAT SHE FCKING TOLD THE NURSE IF CREEPY S--- STARTED HAPPENING IN HER HOSPITAL ROOM SHE WAS GONNA GIVE ME UP FOR ADOPTION Are you missing a toe

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Freeways and Math Equations

does anyone else occasionally have that dream where they're suddenly driving on a hugely interconnected freeway and then you hit a jump ramp and then suddenly all hell breaks loose and the stars are now math equations #dream #freeway

does anyone else occasionally have that dream where they're suddenly driving on a hugely interconnected freeway and then you hit a jump ramp and then suddenly all hell breaks loose and the stars are now math equations #dream #freeway

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terrific

shortsistahuskdawgzilla+ smallhonkfriend person: how is your mental state? me Source: godsliquorcabi... 190,016 notes

shortsistahuskdawgzilla+ smallhonkfriend person: how is your mental state? me Source: godsliquorcabi... 190,016 notes

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Who Should You Fight: Animators Edition

Who Should You Fight: Animators Edition steveholtvstheuniver Genndy Tartakousky (Creator of Dexter's Lab) Who Wins: No One Genndy's family fled from f-----' Moscow. His dad died when he was a kid, his mom died of cancer shortly after college. Dude's had arough life and here he comes along with Dexter's Lab and Samurai Jack. Please don't fight Genndy Jhonen Vasquez (Creator of Invader Zim,) Who Wins: You (And Jhonen technically) Dude tried to move on after years of dealing with the Hot Topic induced hurricane that was the Invader Zim fanbase. Unfortunately, the recent comic series says otherwise and there are plans for a series comeback. At this point he will beg you for the sweet release of death Lauren Faust (Creator of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) Who Wins: Lauren Fighting Lauren herself would prove to be a challenge all on it's own Girl's been through some s--- and she doesn't back down lightly. That said though, in the thin sliver of a chance that you D0 manage to beat Lauren there's still her fanbase to deal with. Avoid Brony hell, do NOT fight Lauren Faust. Craig McCracken (Creator of Powerpuff Girls) Who Wins: Lauren The f--- I told you about fighting Lauren Faust? S--- goes double for fighting her husband. Stay away from these two. I repeat: STAY AWAY FROM THEM Pendleton Ward (Creator of Adventure Time) Who Wins: No One Not only is he the chillest m----------- in animation right now but the dude's literally a big ol' teddy bear. While it really wouldn't take much to beat up Pen, would you really want to, man? Seth MacFarlane (Creator of Family Guy) Who Wins: Evervone Every animator on this list will thank you. Well, most people will thank you. In fact, I think in the long run the entire world will thank you Please, go fight Seth MacFarlane Matt Groening (Creator of The Simpsons) Who Wins: You (And Matt technically) See above: Jhonen Vasquez. Alex Hirsch (Creator of Gravity Falls) Who Wins: Alex No one knows where Alex came from. Some rumor that he emerged from the deepest, darkest woods only to animate. The dude's weird but not in a charming "dude's a bit goofy" way but in a "we swear his shadow laughs at us" way. Do not approach Alex Hirsch. AVOID ALL CONTACT WITH ALEX HIRSCH Dan Povenmire (Co-Creator of Phineas and Ferb) Who Wins: You Dan's a werid dude but not Alex Hirsch weird so he's not gonna pull any stunts. We're uncertain but we're pretty sure his brief stint with Family Guy and dealing with Disney on such a huge product has greatly weakened whatever power he may have had. Go on an fight Dan, you can take im Natasha Allegri (Creator of Bee and Puppycat) Who Wins: You In all honesty it's a miracle some papercut didn't do away with Natasha years ago. While her work is cute, sweet, and fluffy, so is her fighting style. In fact, we're pretty surejust a small punch on her arm will win you this fight. Rebecca Sugar (Creator of Steven Universe) Who Wins: No One Why in the f--- would you fight Rebecca Sugar

Who Should You Fight: Animators Edition steveholtvstheuniver Genndy Tartakousky (Creator of Dexter's Lab) Who Wins: No One Genndy's family fled from f-----' Moscow. His dad died when he was a kid, his mom died of cancer shortly after college. Dude's had arough life and here he comes along with Dexter's Lab and Samurai Jack. Please don't fight Genndy Jhonen Vasquez (Creator of Invader Zim,) Who Wins: You (And Jhonen technically) Dude tried to move on after years of dealing with the Hot Topic induced hurricane that was the Invader Zim fanbase. Unfortunately, the recent comic series says otherwise and there are plans for a series comeback. At this point he will beg you for the sweet release of death Lauren Faust (Creator of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) Who Wins: Lauren Fighting Lauren herself would prove to be a challenge all on it's own Girl's been through some s--- and she doesn't back down lightly. That said though, in the thin sliver of a chance that you D0 manage to beat Lauren there's still her fanbase to deal with. Avoid Brony hell, do NOT fight Lauren Faust. Craig McCracken (Creator of Powerpuff Girls) Who Wins: Lauren The f--- I told you about fighting Lauren Faust? S--- goes double for fighting her husband. Stay away from these two. I repeat: STAY AWAY FROM THEM Pendleton Ward (Creator of Adventure Time) Who Wins: No One Not only is he the chillest m----------- in animation right now but the dude's literally a big ol' teddy bear. While it really wouldn't take much to beat up Pen, would you really want to, man? Seth MacFarlane (Creator of Family Guy) Who Wins: Evervone Every animator on this list will thank you. Well, most people will thank you. In fact, I think in the long run the entire world will thank you Please, go fight Seth MacFarlane Matt Groening (Creator of The Simpsons) Who Wins: You (And Matt technically) See above: Jhonen Vasquez. Alex Hirsch (Creator of Gravity Falls) Who Wins: Alex No one knows where Alex came from. Some rumor that he emerged from the deepest, darkest woods only to animate. The dude's weird but not in a charming "dude's a bit goofy" way but in a "we swear his shadow laughs at us" way. Do not approach Alex Hirsch. AVOID ALL CONTACT WITH ALEX HIRSCH Dan Povenmire (Co-Creator of Phineas and Ferb) Who Wins: You Dan's a werid dude but not Alex Hirsch weird so he's not gonna pull any stunts. We're uncertain but we're pretty sure his brief stint with Family Guy and dealing with Disney on such a huge product has greatly weakened whatever power he may have had. Go on an fight Dan, you can take im Natasha Allegri (Creator of Bee and Puppycat) Who Wins: You In all honesty it's a miracle some papercut didn't do away with Natasha years ago. While her work is cute, sweet, and fluffy, so is her fighting style. In fact, we're pretty surejust a small punch on her arm will win you this fight. Rebecca Sugar (Creator of Steven Universe) Who Wins: No One Why in the f--- would you fight Rebecca Sugar

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Meeting of URLs

straightboyfriend trashrabbi nc ilfagbitch chekhov toastyghosties sherokutakari egg-rolls omg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a crop top with flowers on it and i hissed hipster blog" and she turned around and snaried "fandom blog" and then we shook hands and exchanged urls her tumblr is pretty nice i dont see why there's a rivalry we're all wasting our lives on the same goddamn website Favorite story of the morning This has to be the fakest thing Ive ever read This is true I was the other girl This is 100% true i Was the barista and i was the janitor sitting in the corner on my 10 minute break playing a fully orchestrated song composed with the different pitches of jars filled with my own piss I can 100% confirm this actually happened. I was the bus I was the crop top And mine was the url they exchanged. (Source: voguemorge, via lawliette1031) 18 May 2015344929

straightboyfriend trashrabbi nc ilfagbitch chekhov toastyghosties sherokutakari egg-rolls omg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a crop top with flowers on it and i hissed hipster blog" and she turned around and snaried "fandom blog" and then we shook hands and exchanged urls her tumblr is pretty nice i dont see why there's a rivalry we're all wasting our lives on the same goddamn website Favorite story of the morning This has to be the fakest thing Ive ever read This is true I was the other girl This is 100% true i Was the barista and i was the janitor sitting in the corner on my 10 minute break playing a fully orchestrated song composed with the different pitches of jars filled with my own piss I can 100% confirm this actually happened. I was the bus I was the crop top And mine was the url they exchanged. (Source: voguemorge, via lawliette1031) 18 May 2015344929

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