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So I was looking at this book about the Greek Myths. And the ilustrations are just hilarious I mean, here's Zeus and Hera Hera's pulling the derpiest face in all of derpdom. l know aw your secrers And Zeus is just like 'Oh on no #zeus #tera #zeus and hera #greek #geek gods #greek goddesses #myths # 46 notes

So I was looking at this book about the Greek Myths. And the ilustrations are just hilarious I mean, here's Zeus and Hera Hera's pulling the derpiest face in all of derpdom. l know aw your secrers And Zeus is just like 'Oh on no #zeus #tera #zeus and hera #greek #geek gods #greek goddesses #myths # 46 notes

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popdatchickensauceruinedchildhood Imagine being completely naked in a room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you. That is the life of a dog Source: jstorgalore 27 3 hours s------- h--------

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Dan, how dare you cause such pain to your fans by releasing a video early

Follow proudandunprejudiced tumblr. THE IMPORTANCE OF SCHEDULES, AND WHY PEOPLE NEED TO F------ STICK TO THEM. I have been a longtime fan of Nerdcubed; however, yesterday, he released a Cities: Skylines video. "What is the problem?", you might ask. He had tweeted about a set schedule for these videos (https://twitter.com/DanNerdCubed/status/595090420549472256) 8 p.m. Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday. Yesterday was Saturday. Saturday is not one of his scheduled days. Let me let you in on a little secret, I have a very specific schedule, and when some ablist, cis f----knuckle POSTED 3 HOURS AGO TAGS #NERDCUBED #SCHEDULES #OCPD #AUTISM #TRIGGERS #GAMING NOTES 21 goes against that, I get angered to the point of a panic attack. Seriously, I was hyperventilating for about 60 seconds before l managed to calm down. I don't get why he can't just respect those of us who have these sort of schedules and STICK TO HIS OWN GODDAMN SCHEDULES. FFS.

Follow proudandunprejudiced tumblr. THE IMPORTANCE OF SCHEDULES, AND WHY PEOPLE NEED TO F------ STICK TO THEM. I have been a longtime fan of Nerdcubed; however, yesterday, he released a Cities: Skylines video. "What is the problem?", you might ask. He had tweeted about a set schedule for these videos (https://twitter.com/DanNerdCubed/status/595090420549472256) 8 p.m. Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday. Yesterday was Saturday. Saturday is not one of his scheduled days. Let me let you in on a little secret, I have a very specific schedule, and when some ablist, cis f----knuckle POSTED 3 HOURS AGO TAGS #NERDCUBED #SCHEDULES #OCPD #AUTISM #TRIGGERS #GAMING NOTES 21 goes against that, I get angered to the point of a panic attack. Seriously, I was hyperventilating for about 60 seconds before l managed to calm down. I don't get why he can't just respect those of us who have these sort of schedules and STICK TO HIS OWN GODDAMN SCHEDULES. FFS.

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Two sides to every coin

zanmadyne-kurokoccheerio starrysleeper get-off-your-arse-its-begun: geekishchic volouminous: whispers You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour. murmurs You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary mumbles" You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles. sighs You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is 1,294,428 notes

zanmadyne-kurokoccheerio starrysleeper get-off-your-arse-its-begun: geekishchic volouminous: whispers You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour. murmurs You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary mumbles" You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles. sighs You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is 1,294,428 notes

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I'd frame that

ifyoulaughmonstralization+ punkrightsactivist teacher: "hands me a worksheet me: autographs it and hands it back* always happy to meet a fan Source: hotwheelsofficial 95,534 notes

ifyoulaughmonstralization+ punkrightsactivist teacher: "hands me a worksheet me: autographs it and hands it back* always happy to meet a fan Source: hotwheelsofficial 95,534 notes

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I thought that was just a golf obstacle.

jetgreguar: princeowl sixpenceee: This giant alligator was photographed roaming a golf course in Florida leave him alone hes just trying to golf what could be greater than golf with a gator

jetgreguar: princeowl sixpenceee: This giant alligator was photographed roaming a golf course in Florida leave him alone hes just trying to golf what could be greater than golf with a gator

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It would be a great show

There should be a show called "You'll Never Find Out" where each week there's a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger. Well hello there satan NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end. I would watch the f--- out of that. Source: lordwhat 587,332 notes

There should be a show called "You'll Never Find Out" where each week there's a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger. Well hello there satan NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end. I would watch the f--- out of that. Source: lordwhat 587,332 notes

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Detained miniscule equine

showgirlglitz: how to detain a mini foal I don't care what crime this tiny clip-clop has committed. Free him.

showgirlglitz: how to detain a mini foal I don't care what crime this tiny clip-clop has committed. Free him.

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WSUAAIHTLIU

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'Fatwarriorgodess' weighs in

Is it okay to not be sexually attracted to people because they're really big? I can't work out if this makes me a bad person. fatwarriorgodess said: Perhaps not a bad person intentionally, but you are clearly privileged if you think you have the right to choose one body type over another. You are - without being aware of it- oppressing other body types by purposely going out of your way to not date and/or have sex with them. I know you're probably not going to like what I'm saying, but it's the truth I'm not saying that there is anything wrong with women who are skinny, but I do have to question the attraction the men claim to have. I believe many of these men are closet homosexuals, fatophobes, and in some cases; pedophiles. i say this because, there is no way on god's green earth, that a sane grown-ass man would want anything to do with a woman who does not have hips, ass, or t---. It's either you think she looks like a little girl, or you think she looks like a boy. Other times men are just so hateful and afraid of big beautiful women, that they will punish themselves before admitting that we are sexy. This is really no different than if I were to not have sex with a black man, because I "didn't find him attractive." That's like saying "you don't appeal to me because you aren't human." Do you know how racist that is, and wrong? It's disgusting. By choosing one person over another, for whatever reason it may be, you are insulting the oppressed. Every time you walk around town with a thin woman, you are insulting fat women. I think because you asked this, you are willing to change. You know that what you're doing is wrong. I have some news for you though: We are here, we're growing in numbers and in weight, and 10 years from now we will be the norm. Nobody except perverts, liars, and fetishists are going to want to be with skin and bones. I sincerely hope you find yourself before that happens.

Is it okay to not be sexually attracted to people because they're really big? I can't work out if this makes me a bad person. fatwarriorgodess said: Perhaps not a bad person intentionally, but you are clearly privileged if you think you have the right to choose one body type over another. You are - without being aware of it- oppressing other body types by purposely going out of your way to not date and/or have sex with them. I know you're probably not going to like what I'm saying, but it's the truth I'm not saying that there is anything wrong with women who are skinny, but I do have to question the attraction the men claim to have. I believe many of these men are closet homosexuals, fatophobes, and in some cases; pedophiles. i say this because, there is no way on god's green earth, that a sane grown-ass man would want anything to do with a woman who does not have hips, ass, or t---. It's either you think she looks like a little girl, or you think she looks like a boy. Other times men are just so hateful and afraid of big beautiful women, that they will punish themselves before admitting that we are sexy. This is really no different than if I were to not have sex with a black man, because I "didn't find him attractive." That's like saying "you don't appeal to me because you aren't human." Do you know how racist that is, and wrong? It's disgusting. By choosing one person over another, for whatever reason it may be, you are insulting the oppressed. Every time you walk around town with a thin woman, you are insulting fat women. I think because you asked this, you are willing to change. You know that what you're doing is wrong. I have some news for you though: We are here, we're growing in numbers and in weight, and 10 years from now we will be the norm. Nobody except perverts, liars, and fetishists are going to want to be with skin and bones. I sincerely hope you find yourself before that happens.

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Adulthood

chainsandshipsexciteme tehhufflepuffcompanion: Spoiler alert adulthood is 96% of you going "Well, I hope this is how it works and I'll keep doing it till someone yells at me" t till someone yells at and the other 4% is crying

chainsandshipsexciteme tehhufflepuffcompanion: Spoiler alert adulthood is 96% of you going "Well, I hope this is how it works and I'll keep doing it till someone yells at me" t till someone yells at and the other 4% is crying

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Presidental stashes

bluerunawaydog: I wonder if Bill Clinton is like, super hype for Hillary to be president, just so he can go check his secret hiding spots around the White House and see if his stuff is still there. I just imagine him prying up a floorboard expecting his super cool army men toys to still be there, but there's just a handwritten note (in crayon) that says "thanks for the kick ass toys eh heh heh - george w." and his face just crumples. Hillary walks in to find him pouting with his face down on the floor, she asks him what's wrong but his mumbled response is muffled by the carpet and she just throws up her hands in exasperation and walks away

bluerunawaydog: I wonder if Bill Clinton is like, super hype for Hillary to be president, just so he can go check his secret hiding spots around the White House and see if his stuff is still there. I just imagine him prying up a floorboard expecting his super cool army men toys to still be there, but there's just a handwritten note (in crayon) that says "thanks for the kick ass toys eh heh heh - george w." and his face just crumples. Hillary walks in to find him pouting with his face down on the floor, she asks him what's wrong but his mumbled response is muffled by the carpet and she just throws up her hands in exasperation and walks away

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Family is the worst

Agifs | Hiding from relatives at holiday parties

Agifs | Hiding from relatives at holiday parties

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A+

ifyoulaugh thats-so-meme。 trencly Teacher: Can I see your homework? Me: Haha no way loser do your own Source: trencly 410,227 notes

ifyoulaugh thats-so-meme。 trencly Teacher: Can I see your homework? Me: Haha no way loser do your own Source: trencly 410,227 notes

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Zeus

ohitsjustgreg: actus-indignatio babebllue This is a rescued owl named Zeus, he is blind but his eyes hold the universe HOLY This owl has answers

ohitsjustgreg: actus-indignatio babebllue This is a rescued owl named Zeus, he is blind but his eyes hold the universe HOLY This owl has answers

Seven dollars? I once slept with someone for a glass of apple juice.

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ityoulau gh-thedailylaughs indiandaughter: ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me 824,056 notes

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fatty patty

nolanthe biggestnerd the-x-button File: Ihe fie reesng (428 KB, 977x831) Tumblr Varsity Crew Sweatshirt For times in life that are brisk or chily. Perfect for crtsp fall days or standing in front of your fridge Wave hello to your ood trom inside the coziest garment your ever own TUMBLR NOTE ABOUT THE FIT This one runsia le small Choose your size according Long sleeves to protect arm while Leties welcome ·80% cotton, 20% polyester reaching into tridge. Softest thing ever, like a chinchila is whispening to you Select Smal Large (Out of Stock) X-Large (Out of Stock) Add to C Thread When you see it... thedorkflamemaster: terriblepersonextraordinaire Source: the-prolefeed #the best #this makes an old fat man so happy 389 notes

nolanthe biggestnerd the-x-button File: Ihe fie reesng (428 KB, 977x831) Tumblr Varsity Crew Sweatshirt For times in life that are brisk or chily. Perfect for crtsp fall days or standing in front of your fridge Wave hello to your ood trom inside the coziest garment your ever own TUMBLR NOTE ABOUT THE FIT This one runsia le small Choose your size according Long sleeves to protect arm while Leties welcome ·80% cotton, 20% polyester reaching into tridge. Softest thing ever, like a chinchila is whispening to you Select Smal Large (Out of Stock) X-Large (Out of Stock) Add to C Thread When you see it... thedorkflamemaster: terriblepersonextraordinaire Source: the-prolefeed #the best #this makes an old fat man so happy 389 notes

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The difference between Google and Bing

thelast-thingid。;: raudenfields maxolines sassy-spoon nerdbird Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence. That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it's superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user. sassy-spoon lives up to its url 598,215 notes

thelast-thingid。;: raudenfields maxolines sassy-spoon nerdbird Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence. That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it's superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user. sassy-spoon lives up to its url 598,215 notes

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Do you know "One Direction"?

Imaogtfo: 2011-12-25 21:47 hey, do you know one direction? :D tornunicom all 4 of them actually. north, east, south, and west. Ask Imaogtfo a question

Imaogtfo: 2011-12-25 21:47 hey, do you know one direction? :D tornunicom all 4 of them actually. north, east, south, and west. Ask Imaogtfo a question

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When you accidentaly type "tis" instead of "its"

miles-egaworth when you accidentally type tis instead of its This is my new favourite reaction image. STRANGEBEAVER.com

miles-egaworth when you accidentally type tis instead of its This is my new favourite reaction image. STRANGEBEAVER.com

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