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When something stressful comes up; "Remind me next century"

akaashie when something stressful comes up Remind me in 10 minutes in 10 minutes in 1 hour in 4 hours in 6 hours tomorroOw next week next century POSTPONE

akaashie when something stressful comes up Remind me in 10 minutes in 10 minutes in 1 hour in 4 hours in 6 hours tomorroOw next week next century POSTPONE

when something stressful comes up remind me tomorrow next week next century

Chicks putting on lipstick

How chicks put on lipstick I cant stop seeing the beaks as mouths so all of them are just D: I THOUGHT THESE WERE GRAPES why would grapes need to put on lipstick? to feel beautiful

How chicks put on lipstick I cant stop seeing the beaks as mouths so all of them are just D: I THOUGHT THESE WERE GRAPES why would grapes need to put on lipstick? to feel beautiful

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fried egg on a leg

maryammonster wayward--impala+ Source: basedmadoka amporeon basedmadoka an erotic poem: leg so hot leg so hot u fry an eg I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

maryammonster wayward--impala+ Source: basedmadoka amporeon basedmadoka an erotic poem: leg so hot leg so hot u fry an eg I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

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Voldemort roleplay "18+"

tallwife Voldemort Roleplay 18+ Ah, 'ello there.. Would you like to join me for a cuppa tea? amprisms ello mister woldemort govna two sugars pleasel could u say a little somefing for my yewchube channel? tallwife Voldenort's smile fades as he stares deadpan at the felow British YouTuber. Tracer's chanel has more subscribers than him, and it does NOT make him feel Gucci . of course, but first follow me into my cellar filled with delicious cheeses. vamprisms tracer squints into the ceWar and takes a greedy handful of cheese from a barrel marked daiy free shes not real hungvy but she cant affond to show weakness in frond of her new friend and possible future YouTube coWaborator.. oi f--- yum how did u know how much i love cheese? this dairy free gouda sure is tastie mister voldemor- wait... wot are u doin love? tallwife amprisms facticus dolaricus.. the fourth forbidden crse HNNNG OH FOCK NO MY LACK TOES tallwife Face HAH wench! Now how will you make those pizza review videos? 1 own the British pizza review YouTube niche now. Now go make some second rate 'Let's Play series like every other mediocre YouTuber. oi....don't forget. to loke comment... Hex you. You're fínaly awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and hat thief over there. Source: 1al wife 22,645 notes

tallwife Voldemort Roleplay 18+ Ah, 'ello there.. Would you like to join me for a cuppa tea? amprisms ello mister woldemort govna two sugars pleasel could u say a little somefing for my yewchube channel? tallwife Voldenort's smile fades as he stares deadpan at the felow British YouTuber. Tracer's chanel has more subscribers than him, and it does NOT make him feel Gucci . of course, but first follow me into my cellar filled with delicious cheeses. vamprisms tracer squints into the ceWar and takes a greedy handful of cheese from a barrel marked daiy free shes not real hungvy but she cant affond to show weakness in frond of her new friend and possible future YouTube coWaborator.. oi f--- yum how did u know how much i love cheese? this dairy free gouda sure is tastie mister voldemor- wait... wot are u doin love? tallwife amprisms facticus dolaricus.. the fourth forbidden crse HNNNG OH FOCK NO MY LACK TOES tallwife Face HAH wench! Now how will you make those pizza review videos? 1 own the British pizza review YouTube niche now. Now go make some second rate 'Let's Play series like every other mediocre YouTuber. oi....don't forget. to loke comment... Hex you. You're fínaly awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and hat thief over there. Source: 1al wife 22,645 notes

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Why they make this cow so damn thicc?

taid Lactaid id Lac MILK id Lactaid eal M MIL REDUCED FAT MILK 100% ucTOSE FREE FREE EASY TO . DIGEST GRADE AVITAMINS AAD NS ASD ZED brassers Why they make this cow so damn thicc? Like damn. Make me wanna suck the lactose free milk straight out her four cow tiddies brassers This was a mistake likeigiveabother this is hilarious to me because they didnt even put utters on the damn cow and its a f------ milk commercial 128,338 notes Oct 12th, 2016

taid Lactaid id Lac MILK id Lactaid eal M MIL REDUCED FAT MILK 100% ucTOSE FREE FREE EASY TO . DIGEST GRADE AVITAMINS AAD NS ASD ZED brassers Why they make this cow so damn thicc? Like damn. Make me wanna suck the lactose free milk straight out her four cow tiddies brassers This was a mistake likeigiveabother this is hilarious to me because they didnt even put utters on the damn cow and its a f------ milk commercial 128,338 notes Oct 12th, 2016

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The Race Card

How tumbln thinks society work:s And how will you be paying today? 0 0 WHITE PRIVILEGE verythin or Fr ree

How tumbln thinks society work:s And how will you be paying today? 0 0 WHITE PRIVILEGE verythin or Fr ree

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Very sharp

fruitgushers lazuli43 Follow morthilswrites cop: can you describe the woman who stabbed you male author: lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing but the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips honeybruh that's why he got stabbed Source: morthilswrites

fruitgushers lazuli43 Follow morthilswrites cop: can you describe the woman who stabbed you male author: lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing but the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips honeybruh that's why he got stabbed Source: morthilswrites

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Et Tu, Tumblr?

writing-prompt-s Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? juliuscaesarofficial Guess who just gOt MURDERED!! Source: writing-prompt-s 378,920 notes

writing-prompt-s Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? juliuscaesarofficial Guess who just gOt MURDERED!! Source: writing-prompt-s 378,920 notes

ONE! THREE! FIVE! SEVEN! NINE! ELEVEN! THIRTEEN! FIFTEEN! SEVENTEEN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Spring has sprung

rumwik 3/21/15 Rumuik Ie's Springtime! Here it comes! It has arrived! arctic-hands I was gonna scroll right past this but it suddenly resonated with me

rumwik 3/21/15 Rumuik Ie's Springtime! Here it comes! It has arrived! arctic-hands I was gonna scroll right past this but it suddenly resonated with me

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Ketchup Soap

shiftythrifting Ketchu ah yes i was looking for a soap dispenser labeled "ketchup" with a picture of grapes I really want this bottle in my bathroom. I'd place it next to matching decorative soaps and towels as if it seems like it fits, but I'll actually fill the thing up with ketchup. So when I have guests over and they decide to use the bathroom, they will see this bottle and have a moment of cognitive dissonance, "This [Soap Bottle] in the [Bathroom] is labelled [Ketchup], so surely it must dispense [Soap] instead of [Ketchup] despite the label saying [Ketchup] right?" and then let them have a moment of realization followed by abject horror as they pump viscous ketchup all over their hands instead of soap Source: shiftythrifting

shiftythrifting Ketchu ah yes i was looking for a soap dispenser labeled "ketchup" with a picture of grapes I really want this bottle in my bathroom. I'd place it next to matching decorative soaps and towels as if it seems like it fits, but I'll actually fill the thing up with ketchup. So when I have guests over and they decide to use the bathroom, they will see this bottle and have a moment of cognitive dissonance, "This [Soap Bottle] in the [Bathroom] is labelled [Ketchup], so surely it must dispense [Soap] instead of [Ketchup] despite the label saying [Ketchup] right?" and then let them have a moment of realization followed by abject horror as they pump viscous ketchup all over their hands instead of soap Source: shiftythrifting

Slave-Free Chocolate

Hend Amry > Follow @LibyaLiberty I will pay more for a chocolate bar if it means less slavery how is this a serious warning Mike S. Omer-Man @ MikeOmerMan Nestle says slavery reporting requirements could cost customers smh.com.au/politics/feder... 12:21 AM - 5 Sep 2018 2,117 Retweets 8,247 Likes roachpatrol I WOULD PAY TEN TIMES AS MUCH FOR CHOCOLATE IF IT MEANT REDUCING THE AMOUNT OF SLAVES IN THE WORLD? HOW IS THIS ANY KIND OF PROBLEM. good news, you can! the company's called Tony's Chocolonely and their entire purpose is to make slave-free chocolate and reform the chocolate industry CHOCOLONELKẾ RE OUR STORY CRAZY ABourr ct。COLATE. SERIOUS AROUT PEOPLE https://tonyschocolonely.com/us/en https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony%27s_Chocolonely Whole Foods carries it. If you don't want to support an Amazon-owned company, World Market carries it. You can also buy it directly from the company ocolate O0 ocolone It's the best chocolate I've ever had and it's 100% slave free. Tony's Chocolonely works really hard to push for transparency within the chocolate industry and actually has and is following an action plan to eliminate slavery within cocoa production. They're good people who make good chocolate

Hend Amry > Follow @LibyaLiberty I will pay more for a chocolate bar if it means less slavery how is this a serious warning Mike S. Omer-Man @ MikeOmerMan Nestle says slavery reporting requirements could cost customers smh.com.au/politics/feder... 12:21 AM - 5 Sep 2018 2,117 Retweets 8,247 Likes roachpatrol I WOULD PAY TEN TIMES AS MUCH FOR CHOCOLATE IF IT MEANT REDUCING THE AMOUNT OF SLAVES IN THE WORLD? HOW IS THIS ANY KIND OF PROBLEM. good news, you can! the company's called Tony's Chocolonely and their entire purpose is to make slave-free chocolate and reform the chocolate industry CHOCOLONELKẾ RE OUR STORY CRAZY ABourr ct。COLATE. SERIOUS AROUT PEOPLE https://tonyschocolonely.com/us/en https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony%27s_Chocolonely Whole Foods carries it. If you don't want to support an Amazon-owned company, World Market carries it. You can also buy it directly from the company ocolate O0 ocolone It's the best chocolate I've ever had and it's 100% slave free. Tony's Chocolonely works really hard to push for transparency within the chocolate industry and actually has and is following an action plan to eliminate slavery within cocoa production. They're good people who make good chocolate

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The right way to please a woman

This Woman Is Using Fruit To Show You Exactly How To Finger A Woman This is more erotic than it should be ELITEDAILY.COM

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You can never have too many knives

thebestoftumbling blrsarahthephoenix just-shower-thoughts Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants. scribblerextraordinaire The Scots were right all along zebcuson The Scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies. sarahthephoenix the Scots were right all along Bron: just-shower-thoughts 250,134 notities

thebestoftumbling blrsarahthephoenix just-shower-thoughts Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants. scribblerextraordinaire The Scots were right all along zebcuson The Scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies. sarahthephoenix the Scots were right all along Bron: just-shower-thoughts 250,134 notities

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Implying Adam Sandler counts as a comedian

thefingerfuckingfemalefury gallifrey-feels More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren't considered marriages' since the definition of a marriage was couple with child') no requirement for women to take their husband's names or give up their property, but comedians couldn t get married It's Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve 69,802 notes

thefingerfuckingfemalefury gallifrey-feels More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren't considered marriages' since the definition of a marriage was couple with child') no requirement for women to take their husband's names or give up their property, but comedians couldn t get married It's Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve 69,802 notes

My First Tumblr Flag.

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megaturtle1012 It looks like your post might be in violation of our Community Guidelines and is now hidden. APPEAL SAUCE/SAUS/SOSS #goof troop #peat #hot sauce #sauce #shitpost

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Darn thicc girls and their rolls dice grain stealing

penfairy Do not let a woman who decorates her buttocks deceive you, By wily coaxing, for she is after your granary; some oddly specific advice from Hesiod (c700 BC) argumate which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)

penfairy Do not let a woman who decorates her buttocks deceive you, By wily coaxing, for she is after your granary; some oddly specific advice from Hesiod (c700 BC) argumate which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)

How Embarrassing

WHAT'S YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING EXPERIENCE ASKED BY ANONYMOUS Being alive F--- if this isn't a mood.

WHAT'S YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING EXPERIENCE ASKED BY ANONYMOUS Being alive F--- if this isn't a mood.

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How immature of you all

WlzardJpeg you all only hate me because you do not like me and i am mean to you. grow up

WlzardJpeg you all only hate me because you do not like me and i am mean to you. grow up

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Anti porn vs hentai addict

man who is vehemently morally offended by internet fetishes vS crippling hentai addict

man who is vehemently morally offended by internet fetishes vS crippling hentai addict

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